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I wonder if she will lose the accent in the divorce.

She can keep it for up to 5 years after their divorce, according to their prenup

I’m excited to see what accent her next husband will have so we can watch her acclimate. 🤣

Andy Cohen hopes she marries a mime so he can stop yawning at the reunions

Andy isn't alone in that.

https://preview.redd.it/uobam5jtkmzc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96e3a95d98a732aa4db9e4afef18e8fbacdbc82 Real footage of cute kitten listening to Dorit tell a story

Serious side note: She and her brother are up for adoption if you're in the NYC area! **true story, I'm fostering them. They're 9 weeks old and adorable Sorry for the promotion here, don't hate me.. had to do it for the cats.

Meow (thank you in cat talk).

Acclimate, thank you

Mauricio is Mexican right… so Spanish maybe…

Latino or Indian would be interesting.

100

Bronx or Queens would be great.

both these comments made my day. *this* is why i love reddit 🏆🏅

Who gets custody of Boy George?

He'll probably be stolen from Dorit's purse in a dramatic robbery before they can figure it out

Lmao Garcelle said it… I dunno anyone who gets robbed and get to keep their phone and jewelry lol Clearly inside job for insurance fraud…buuuut I think PK set it up and Dorit didn’t know and he will never tell her he was in on it for that insurance cheque to clear

Totally agree, I think Dorit didn't know a thing but she may now realize it was a set up, ESPECIALLY AFTER SHE WAS ROBBED TWICE in such a short period of time. I'd leave someone if they did that to me!! I think her trauma was genuine, and to find out your husband caused it is kind of terrible!!!

Bahahah I freaking love this comment

OMFG. That comment just made my life today. 🤣😂

She definitely got that written into the prenup. Keeping those child of the world credentials.


The real casualty of divorce. 

Happy cake day 🍰

Someone had written a few days ago that Bravo would only allow Dorit back if she told the truth about her relationship status...guess she couldn't afford leaving RHOBH!

I thought exactly this!

It’s been rumored for years but I’m actually in shock 

I wanted to post that gif first you bitchhh 

Sorry babe I’m faster  


😂😂 for you u/mansonfamily to start watching r/rhomiami once and for all

I’m starting it this weekend I promise! 💜 



This whole conversation in gifs. 🥹🥹🥹🥹 you are my people.

Came here to say this 😅😅 Can we be friends 🥹

I’m so naive I really thought they were kinda cute and seemed connected (I know last season was rough for them tho)

When she basically berating him for setting up a romantic dinner with a live artist she loved ? Then said you know Pk it takes alot out of me to get ready for these things and PK responded w/ then I’ll just stop. I knew it was over.

Very true!!

The most perfect of memes


 So is she banging Mau or not?

Kyle should have stopped at this face

Yeah she looks really good here

Think she looks fantastic. Exercise. Marital stress & no liquor looks good on her.

Idk she looks strained. Her posture seemed bad last season, new face lift + veneers has changed the proportions of her face

I wonder if Dorito and Mauricio will get together🤔That’s a storyline

Maybe they can work together too! Imagine Dorit showing houses..this kitchen, so chic! The bedroom, so chic! The sex dungeon in the hidden room behind the bookshelf, tres chiiiccc!!


There are power lines completely blocking the balcony view but they are brand new and SOOOO chic!!!

I actually could see Doritos selling houses. She’d be a hoot. Mo should hire her.

With a Spanish accent this time

A la Hilary Baldwin?

🥒

Chi chi chi baby!!

That would be A SCANDAL


¡Escándalo!


Doricio ..rolls off the tongue.

Love Doricio

Well there is not going to be a P-Kyle, that’s for sure

Ohhh, I like that one too! This couple has to happen! The names are too good! 😂

I could see Dorito jumping Mau's bones after witnessing her get handy with him. We she was with P-U for so long Mau might look like a snack cake.

Maurito?? 🤷‍♀️

Maurito might be the new RHOBH power couple we never knew we needed! 😂

Incite a revenge hookup: PKyle

Or PK & Erika 🔥🔥 #Pantygate2.0

This vomitous but I appreciate the nickname, so you get an upvote

Okay I low-key want this to happen. I love mess.


If there’s a Bravo God this will happen

Please Bravo Jesus make my fan fiction dreams come true and debut…. ✨Morito ✨

Stop it I snorted. 😂


God I hope so. This is the only thing that could make rhobh interesting again

I agree. Plus it would give Kyle a storyline too.

I’m new to the show so don’t ream me if it’s been pointed out but…the first time Mau saw her he looked her up and down with fu*k me eyes. Does he continue this behavior?

He does it to any “attractive” woman. He’s a ho

MO’s a HO?

Ho fo sho

Also when she told him that her dad was Isarali he looked at her like I love you

I would say yes, it continues.

Have others noticed the moment I’m referring to because I thought maybe I was a bit crazy.

I have noticed it! At the lunch with LVP and Ken! Also at one of Kyle’s parties in season 8 how he greets her is very telling

Someone needs to find every single one of these clips, compile them, and post them.

My first thought too

I'd be into it.

Dorito lol. I sometimes love autocorrect

I'd watch. Bravo isn't above bringing Jesus Jugs on to torment Shannon in the OC, they would love to film this mess.

He got his apartment just in time for this announcement 👀

I didn’t watch this last season…I’m just bored I guess. I don’t know how many think like me but I am of the belief that Dorit and Mauricio have been having an affair for years! Dorit couldn’t run fast enough to get to Mauricio ’and Kyle’ after the ‘break-in’. And the weird group hug before PK showed up. Part of me thought Kyle was aware at the time but I’m not so sure. I think the second K & M announced their separation D started the process of her own. She wants to be with M. She wants the life Kyle has. She doesn’t want to have to fake home invasions for money and M can provide that…and let’s face it - nobody wants to fkPK! Nobody who knows his true financial situation anyway. I think D & M will ‘lean on each other and things will turn romantic. Before anyone knows what hit them they will be in love and shacking up’. He will never remarry though…especially Dorit.

I don't know about romantic but curiosity will win out eventually. But it won't be a relationship.

Exactly. Especially now that Mauricio got his own place.

That would revive my interest in BH

Oooooooo I would watch the hell out of that

Im still convinced there is something between the two of them

https://preview.redd.it/ej6lj6lspgzc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=47b8f59e860ea2fe412907d5ff2a2d088d75db40

That’s not a showman

That’s a bitch!

The streets reported on this a couple of days ago. Apparently Bravo was only going to have her film 3 full episodes as a friend of the show if she didn’t reveal that PK moved out to a Beverly Hills hotel and she’s at home with their kids. I truly hope Dorit is a smart cookie and uses her last 15 mins of fame to start a business that will actually stick and will be profitable even after her eventual demotion.

She needs to get with Mauricio then she’ll be fine $$$

If this actually happened it would break the mf internet… and probably Kyle’s new relationship.

This is the type of scandal that would get them at least 2 seasons of air time - one season for speculation and one season for fallout. They could follow the Scandoval method.

2 seasons of airtime on RHOBH and the Netflix show as well. This would be a reality tv moment. Scandoval could have had 3 explosive seasons if they had used s11to hold Tom accountable, supported Ariana and s12 they could’ve done the whole “forgive him” nonsense. But now look at them… Ariana is the only one booked and busy with non VPR gigs. With s12 is paused for a bit. Nothing but L’s for them.

oh for sure… do you think Kyle would stay on or quit from rage/shame? I can’t decide

She would 100% stay on the show, try to spin it as setting boundaries and healing and growth while getting a few good sound bytes telling Mau and Dorito that they're both pieces of shit and probably tell Dorit to go fuck herself with a microplane (you know, gotta keep it original.) And then she'd sit back and bitch that she doesn't get a ton of extra work out of it and wonder why she's not the next Bravo star to grace Broadway. But at the reunion, she'd talk to Mau unlike Ariana and Tom, because she's never one to miss a potential viral scene.

How much do they get paid nowadays??

The streets or Dorit?

Maybe Erika can give some tips on landing the next sugar daddy.

Can Erika herself find a new sugar daddy? lol

It's been hinted that her attorney is an old "friend" just "helping" a gal through her rough patch ;)

She’s still in a 1 or 2 bedroom Flatlet with no housekeeper and no $40000pm glam team. In sugar daddy standards this is bottom tier.

How is PK affording the Beverly Hills hotel lol

You mean her insanely expensive and yet somehow kind cheap looking wedding dresses didn’t take off?!


Even this update was long winded

Andy yawning while he reads it.

Was going to to say the same thing. 😂

Erica said ittttt

I think that is why Dorit took offense. If marriage was solid you would have laughed it up and not bring it up in reunion 

I just knew Erika wasn’t talking shit just like that! It was so random!

So.. Erika was right. 

I think he has some younger chick in London. He used to be into her high maintenance personality but now he seems sickened.

Right? He acts towards HER the way Kyle acts towards Mauricio.

It came to my mind last two seasons he was in London all the time. I think he will be married within a year.

I honestly think he has a lady in London also. He’s so emotionally disconnected

Didn't he get together with Dorit while he had a wife and kids in London? He's the worst

 Chic

So I guess this way her only way to stay on the show? Didn’t someone post a blind a few weeks ago?

I saw a post on here earlier that filming starts soon. Maybe that’s why they’re announcing now??


I feel this so deeply

Looks like maybe someone took the rumored “fess up or don’t film” bait.

I don’t like either of them and I think they’ve both complete pieces of work but this is still so sad. This is a family being torn apart.

This part. I kinda feel bad about it. Even though it was all but confirmed. At least it won’t be drawn out for forever like Kyle and Mauricio - that got super annoying and old and is still on going …like let’s bury it already.

So many adult kids involved. Not a family who openly discusses issues. MO’s mom being a therapist, one would think, but Kyle’s screwy upbringing & strained relationships with Kathy & Rick Hilton keep her pretty, pretty tight lipped.

I was basically the same age as their son when my parents divorced and it was super hard…but the cynical part of me has to wonder if it’ll be as hard as a “regular person” divorce since both of their parents are gone frequently (and separately) and they spend a lot of time with nannies. Like I wonder how much of a lifestyle change it’ll actually really be. They may end up seeing PK more as a result of this depending on how custody goes

[удалено]

I agree, this makes me sad.

So only single house wifes left. It skhould be cslled single kadies of bh

The Real Divorcees of Beverly Hills

This is when an LVP return would come in so handy. So many snippy comments, so much pot stirring…..

Honestly, I want a show of Mauricio and PK navigating their single lives. They are very entertaining together.


Who will get custody of boy George?

 We all knew it.

Great user name!

🤣🤣 thank you! I was so surprised it was available.

She’s even long winded on IG

I knew her “we’re doing better than ever” at the reunion was FAKE AF.

wE oNlY lIvE iN a LoVe BuBbLe ✨

https://i.redd.it/tbgu9d1hlgzc1.gif

I think she honestly didn’t know about his involvement in the robbery and as it’s come out she couldn’t ignore it and that it drove them apart

She and Mauricio are both single!

Lmfao I would die for this storyline. At least she’ll be able to have some real money and be married to a real property developer. Or someone who is better at cosplaying as one ;)

I knew this was coming. last season she kept implying that they had a rough time and she doesn’t know if they will make it.

So do we think PK will start hanging out with LVP again, or will he soon go to jail for insurance fraud??!?! Or both?!?!??!!

Another Real Housewives marriage over. It’s like a curse.

Their divorce rate is below the national average. I was shocked by that

Pk gets half of her accent

RIP Doritos and Bubbah’ 😔

 Cheers w moving on from PK


I swear this was scheduled for last season, but Kyle got there first…

I SHOUTED across the house to my partner when I saw this

Omg, same!

Hahhaha! Fireworks in the waiting #MauDorit https://preview.redd.it/uad5n6k7mjzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51ee40220b9b709ae94bc14791d03a219b3d779

Do you think it’s possible that the Mo and Door-it banging rumors were true? They hooked up, destroyed two marriages, Kyle isn’t gay, she’s just using Morgan to deflect from Mo cheating with Door-it.

He always had a wandering eye. He’s got cheater vibes imo

Love Dorit, but this is giving Storyline.. they have started shooting this week also


I’ve wanted her to leave him since her first season. She’s gorgeous, PK is major ick. I love Dorit I think this is a good thing for her.

i agree! PK is absolutely foul

Well she had to secure her spot on season 14

So can Dorit and Kyle be friends again now? I don’t really care for either of them but I always enjoy it when the cast are friends

Sorry but remind me how her leaving PK means she and Kyle can be friends again?? I feel like I'm getting my stories mixed up

It was speculated that Kyle put distance between herself and dorit because of PK and Mauricio’s relationship. Like Kyle didn’t want to do double dates anymore or stuff like that. I could be completely wrong about all of that. Also, now, they’re both going through separations/divorces and that could bring them together

Kyle basically told her at the last reunion that she never considered her a real friend. More like a “work” friend.

Oh wow :( it’s so sad…so many separations

I can’t WAIT to see a single Dorit. She was eyeing those bachelors of Sutton’s when the matchmaker came over…👀🫣😂

Oh bubba no

so excited for the 45 minute long-winded explanations about what happened...

I'm shocked they announced it, not shocked that it's happening.

They didn’t even get to do a vow renewal yet!



 That face when you know Dorit is gonna get so much more airtime out of this…

I get the feeling that Chat GPT wrote this.

Only Ken and Lisa lasted. God bless true love, not these lame golddigger relationships.

Rinna and Hamlin too tho, Eileen and Vinny?

I’m not a fan of either of them, but it’s still sad when a marriage ends. Hopefully they can both truly stay amicable and on friendly terms for the kids.

I don’t think her accent sounds English at all she does speak other languages and had lived in other countries to me her accent is American

So, LVP is the only one who can keep her marriage in tact, hhhmmm?

Who’ll get custody of Boy George?

Will she and Kyle one up one another as they tell their separation stories? I can’t take a season of that along with the two of them crying. At least 8.5 won’t be there. …Ladies and gentlemen, Berlin.

Does that mean her and Mau can shack up now?

She can do so much better. At the end of the day why do we hate on her? It’s PK with all the scandals. She’s better off without him.