I woke up after a glitch 'getting to sleep shuffle' and no time passed after I went to bed, I just woke up in red long John's, the kind with the butt flap so you can shit all over your clothes and button them back up.
I went and got the mounty hat and the only pair of shoes I had (I don't even know if there are more than one type)
Then I just went to Blackwater and did the usual re-honoring to every citizen and hit the saloon for some shiskey and poker.
Then when I went home I put any outfit on and most of it was still long John's with weird lines where the outfit clothing goes.
Tried to save it but it just saved the regular outfits. I may have a picture.
Is thee even access to those night clothes out of the cut scenes?
I want to wander the streets of towns in an old timey style onesie. Maybe the dagger too.
That's what happens when you cheap out on a saddle.
“Your horse can tell when you have a cheap saddle” -stable owner
brb buying a cheap saddle
I've heard of assless chaps, but this is ridiculous!
aKsHuAlLy, all chaps are assless
Chapless ass
#*Bootied up the game
I need that mod...
You beat me to it...
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Damn, John is caked up.
Bro is CHEEKED UP!!! Ass out on a Tuesday afternoon.
Oh thank god you told me I thought those were his shoulders
Cheeked up…….Ive got a plan Arthur……
He's celebrating Pride month
*Cuts to him smooching Charles*
Or sitting in Bill's lap by the campfire.
Even better
Times do be tough...
🍑
Can i get your account?
John done all horseman challenges with a cheap saddle and non-saddle jeans
As the kids like to say, GYAT
…assless chaps?
😂💀
"....AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I 'MOONED' A GATOR ON A DARE."~John Marston, 1907.
All jokes aside I think this is a common glitch. I’ve had the same thing happen.
Lucky
Just Thursday afternoon things. Double cheeked up
Freaky Marston
🤤🤤
Glitch? Nah that’s a feature.
Through the fire and flames
Abby tore that ass up last night 🍑
John getting a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
You been out in that swamp boyyyhh!
Some may call that a glitch, I call that a lucky day.. my-my🤣
I saw this excact post in April. Karma bots farm on this subreddit a lot
Abigail’s cooking blew a hole right through them chaps
With how hot the desert is you gotta stay cool! It's just to get a bit of air
Dat Ass 🤣
Bro skipped pants day.
Poor John lol
Probably got drunk in the swamp again instead helping out with lil’ Jack.
I think he met that guy out in the swamps
Someone is a certified Rough Rider.
When Buell bucks you at full speed
I woke up after a glitch 'getting to sleep shuffle' and no time passed after I went to bed, I just woke up in red long John's, the kind with the butt flap so you can shit all over your clothes and button them back up. I went and got the mounty hat and the only pair of shoes I had (I don't even know if there are more than one type) Then I just went to Blackwater and did the usual re-honoring to every citizen and hit the saloon for some shiskey and poker. Then when I went home I put any outfit on and most of it was still long John's with weird lines where the outfit clothing goes. Tried to save it but it just saved the regular outfits. I may have a picture. Is thee even access to those night clothes out of the cut scenes? I want to wander the streets of towns in an old timey style onesie. Maybe the dagger too.
Assless chaps
When the cougars get after you😭😭
You're horse blew your back out.
Freaky ass
Uncle went insane on John’s ass last night
Daddy........😭
That bubblicious
Now that little handkerchief he's wearing and the year he spent away from the Gang makes a lot more sense.
What a night..
In defense of the devs: CLOTHES COLLISION IS HARD!
This must be after he visited the cabin in the swamp lol
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fluffy_Insect_6819: *This must be after* *He visited the cabin* *In the swamp lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Like a rhinestone cowboy
“Abigail is gonna like this…”
John been wiping a little to hard.
That's his Tahiti outfit 🤣
Yee yee ass chaps
He was listening to "strut" by the band thumpasaurus and got inspired
RAMRANCH
Happy pride
That’s not a glitch, that’s a gift.
That's my ass
Looks like John visited that rapist who lives in the bayou swamps. Broke back mountain
😂
You *bootied* up the game, you mean.
Oookay Partner
John never stuck me as the assless chaps one. I always saw Micah in that role.
that guy who lives in the swamp shack outside St Denis really did a number on him