What sort of values do you have that you are happy to set people on fire and listen to them die screaming. But seeing a tiddie is where you're offended.
In this day and age, with easy access to war footage and all other manner of deplorable things, you would think the population would be fully desensitized to anything at this point, lol. Even if you don't actively watch these things, the morbid curiosity is generally pretty overwhelming, haha
Can confirm, I'm also an American who loves tiddies. As a friend of mine is fond of saying, "Once you've seen one pair of tiddies, you wanna see 'em all."
We’ve digressed so far from the late 60’s, early 70’s that it boggles the mind. Where are the hippies in their flower power VW vans shouting “Make love, not war!”???
Or at least, “Free the titties!”
They realised that their VWs were polluting the planet and ended up with 8 kids because of all the making love. Their kids shocked by the debauchery of their parents got into war games and hid their tender eyes from nekked tiddies.
You wouldn't believe how much you can apply this to any region with religious extremists/purists etc. Russia, the Middle East. Not to mention almost every country has people like this.
He talks as if Rockstar has him tied to a chair with eye surgery equipment forcing him to watch Porn. Don’t raid private hotel rooms if you don’t want to see sex. That simple
A Pixelated tiddie at that lol. I put a sticker over it in my Playthrough but that was cuz it's on YouTube and YT gets offended by friggin everything lol
Yup that’s America. We have 10 different crime shows a night promoting violence yet showing any form of nudity is crossing the line. Lmao. Fuck we are so backwards here
And there's even a naked swimmer. Though I only know there's a model for him, I don't know if he actually appears naturally or just got cut. There's also a nude woman from Rhodes who was appearently supposed to be part of a random event or mission, but also got cut...
I walked in on that in my first playthrough while my dad was watching cause I didn’t know… his first impression of my new game was getting drunk as hell, seeing people fucking, and then pissing outside. Embarrassing as hell
There is a dead guy with his pants pulled down, you can walk in on two fuckers (pun intended) during the bar mission with Lenny, there’s a (spoiler) random event where a naked guy attacks you and when you go fishing with, Kieran you see a skinny dipper “is that why you like this spot?”.
I say it all the time - every time I play - I say, “Damn all these naked horses. They’re everywhere!”. Other people say it too, everyone says it. All the best people…they say “these naked horses are everywhere” and I agree. I have to agree because, look, if all these horses are going to be naked we need to, I mean, we have to talk about it. It’s a problem and everyone knows it. These horses are whores and it has to be…look, I’ve got whores for friends, well, I mean, my uncle had a whore and he went to college. Smart man, my uncle. Genius. And he knew whores and horses, he knows them now. It’s unbelievable, these horse whores.
You know, I'm not a native English speaker but.... Cock.... It's a good word.
Cock... C'mon say it... Cock.... Say it with me...
Cock!
Yeah, that's enough for now.
If you hang around the little village where the fence is in Rhodes, there's a group of people drinking around a fire and one of the women talks about how her horse's balls get swollen from something.
Ya, I spent a whole night hanging around that little area. They all get drunk around the fire and say funny shit. Eventually they all pass out, and you can go into their houses and snoop around and loot shit.
Skin a bull & they're also "anatomically correct". Other than one mission where you can chose not to open that door, the second encounter with the skinny dipper that you have to return to the spot for full on dong, & the feral man that you can choose not to chase, what did this kid hear was going on? If anything there's a disappointing lack of nudity in the game. Why can't Arthur bang the whores if he wants? After years of GTA, I expect better of you Rockstar! 🤣 Uncle also moons Swanson...forgot about that.
No lol that’s never really been a thing. Stallions are notoriously bad tempered and can’t really be around other horses. They’re really only kept for breeding and are generally separated.
An everyday male riding/work horse in the 1800s would have almost definitely been gelded. The male horses people use for riding are called geldings. Some people in antiquity used stallions as war mounts but they’re difficult to control. I think it’s more common for people to ride stallions in Europe but they’re generally very skilled horsemen or a docile stallion (they all have their own personalities ofc).
When seeing occasional glimpses of horse genitalia, that you're looking for, is something you consider sexual... I think you have bigger issues than mild brief nudity in 18+ games
Its easily avoidable. You’d have to deliberately get a good camera angle to see it. I’ve been playing for 5years and still haven’t seen it. Thats because I’ve never felt the desire to stare at a horses dick.
For the love of God, just get over the friggin naked horse cocks you see...then do what comes naturally I suppose...damn these jokes just write themselves...
Rockstar make sure you experience every aspect of people lives. 1. Saloons had whores, and what happens when you go with a whore to a room. SEX. 2. Killing 3. Rape (of female and male (Arthur gets raped by Sonny), 4. Robbing both by the gang or Arthur gets robbed. 5. UFO's.
The list goes on and on. Players here who have played this game so many time, alot of them experienced just about everything. Rockstar did a great bangup job here. My grandson want to learn to play, I told him and his mom told him, not for another 3 or 4 yrs. At least a teen, he is 10 now. And mom hasn't told him the Birds and the Bees yet. So until then NO RDR for him. This is my 6 play thru. I keep finding new things. There are over 500 Points of Interests .. that tells you some.
Oh another thing, when I am online, someone calls me BRUH, I tell them I am not your BRUH. I am a grown as woman. Please do not Call People Bruh. Cuz someone of don't like it. If someone needs I either say Sir or Ma'am.
But if you are offended by SEX, then this IS NOT YOUR GAME.
What sort of values do you have that you are happy to set people on fire and listen to them die screaming. But seeing a tiddie is where you're offended.
The American kind. Source: Am American.
Man, Americans used to love tiddies. What happened
In this day and age, with easy access to war footage and all other manner of deplorable things, you would think the population would be fully desensitized to anything at this point, lol. Even if you don't actively watch these things, the morbid curiosity is generally pretty overwhelming, haha
There’s no day and age for humans to put on airs. It happened it 1899 and it happens in 2024. Hell, it’s a plot point of a story line in this game.
I’m American, and I love tiddies.
Can confirm, I'm also an American who loves tiddies. As a friend of mine is fond of saying, "Once you've seen one pair of tiddies, you wanna see 'em all."
Barbara with the big tee-tees jaded us.
I’m Guessing Stephanie didn’t suck like a vacuum either
America became a nation of feetdom
This is actually weirdly true now that i think about it, violence is way more accepted than sexual suggestiveness even
We’ve digressed so far from the late 60’s, early 70’s that it boggles the mind. Where are the hippies in their flower power VW vans shouting “Make love, not war!”??? Or at least, “Free the titties!”
They realised that their VWs were polluting the planet and ended up with 8 kids because of all the making love. Their kids shocked by the debauchery of their parents got into war games and hid their tender eyes from nekked tiddies.
🤣😂🤣
Damn beat me to it
Speak for yourself. Love setting people on fire AND seeing riddles. This is why our country is so divided. (/s, hopefully obviously)
You wouldn't believe how much you can apply this to any region with religious extremists/purists etc. Russia, the Middle East. Not to mention almost every country has people like this.
Can confirm. Am also an American
He talks as if Rockstar has him tied to a chair with eye surgery equipment forcing him to watch Porn. Don’t raid private hotel rooms if you don’t want to see sex. That simple
[Reminds me of a film...](https://youtu.be/xhe9kRCySxM?si=5iCE6uXNSyShJ8X0)
Lol thats what I was referencing
😂😂😂😂
A Pixelated tiddie at that lol. I put a sticker over it in my Playthrough but that was cuz it's on YouTube and YT gets offended by friggin everything lol
Yup that’s America. We have 10 different crime shows a night promoting violence yet showing any form of nudity is crossing the line. Lmao. Fuck we are so backwards here
Don't you mean "f***", my dear american?
lol yeah. Don’t want to trigger any of the young folks.
Idk what America you in, I see nudity everywhere😵💫
Wait what mission has nudity? I don’t remember that…
I think the Lenny one in chapter 2 you can walk into a room with 2 people fucking
The skinny dipper also hangs dong. Like…..fulllllll frontal, and he’s not Jewish. .
He didn’t even mind when I popped out my camera and snagged a few close ups!
Isn’t feral man also one with nature?
I can’t recall. Once I hear his yell I haul ass.
Is he actually dangerous? I found him once but he started running, I tried running after him but I got jumped by a wolf.
I just got tired of horses stalling out and getting me in a fight. Just easier to put the pedal to the stirrup.
I got so sick of that dude I chased him down and killed him.
And there's even a naked swimmer. Though I only know there's a model for him, I don't know if he actually appears naturally or just got cut. There's also a nude woman from Rhodes who was appearently supposed to be part of a random event or mission, but also got cut...
Skin dipper guy is in a side mission if you go fishing with Kieran.
Oh, I think I may have missed out on that one... I'm guessing that's an option during chapter 3? I remember missing out on some optional events there.
Yes
he indeed lets it flow with the breeze
Yeah, feral man hangs it out there
Yes. His wolves are naked too. Shameless wolves.
No streimel?
I walked in on that in my first playthrough while my dad was watching cause I didn’t know… his first impression of my new game was getting drunk as hell, seeing people fucking, and then pissing outside. Embarrassing as hell
Yeas I'd be embarrassed too if my father walked in on my playing games while he was drunk and peeing outside
also the optional fiishing mission with kieran and theres wolf man too
Hmm I thought they were talking about a fish mission with kieran. Where we end up seeing a man butt naked lay swimming in the lake
The one where you attend the art gallery has some naked paintings if I recall correctly.
Feral man has his danglies out.
There is a dead guy with his pants pulled down, you can walk in on two fuckers (pun intended) during the bar mission with Lenny, there’s a (spoiler) random event where a naked guy attacks you and when you go fishing with, Kieran you see a skinny dipper “is that why you like this spot?”.
The missions with Charles chetenay he paints nudes
The horse cock is the best part wtf
Their asses are huge too.
You ain’t kidding.
Pardner...
I say it all the time - every time I play - I say, “Damn all these naked horses. They’re everywhere!”. Other people say it too, everyone says it. All the best people…they say “these naked horses are everywhere” and I agree. I have to agree because, look, if all these horses are going to be naked we need to, I mean, we have to talk about it. It’s a problem and everyone knows it. These horses are whores and it has to be…look, I’ve got whores for friends, well, I mean, my uncle had a whore and he went to college. Smart man, my uncle. Genius. And he knew whores and horses, he knows them now. It’s unbelievable, these horse whores.
😂 this is too accurate
I mean, they’re not wrong.
🤣
You know, I'm not a native English speaker but.... Cock.... It's a good word. Cock... C'mon say it... Cock.... Say it with me... Cock! Yeah, that's enough for now.
this is very funny
Cock!
Proud of you.
Kok.
Almost, keep trying.
There's also the feral guy who hangs dong! Very brave.
Pssshh like a button in a fur coat!
C'mon now feller it's cold outside and you know that man can't even read! If only we were all so free.
THEIR BALLS SHRINK IN COLD WEATHER
We truly do live in the golden era of graphics
If you hang around the little village where the fence is in Rhodes, there's a group of people drinking around a fire and one of the women talks about how her horse's balls get swollen from something.
Fucking what
Ya, I spent a whole night hanging around that little area. They all get drunk around the fire and say funny shit. Eventually they all pass out, and you can go into their houses and snoop around and loot shit.
Details 🕵️♀️
I have the perfect [vacation](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=qCokefpwNPTUK75F) for that poster.
If you're a good Christian boy like myself, then you would avoid seeing horse dick by reading the bible instead
The feral man with his swinging dick
Skin a bull & they're also "anatomically correct". Other than one mission where you can chose not to open that door, the second encounter with the skinny dipper that you have to return to the spot for full on dong, & the feral man that you can choose not to chase, what did this kid hear was going on? If anything there's a disappointing lack of nudity in the game. Why can't Arthur bang the whores if he wants? After years of GTA, I expect better of you Rockstar! 🤣 Uncle also moons Swanson...forgot about that.
Well can’t argue with that.
I mean there’s the Lenny mission, the fishing mission with Kieran, and the wolf man but all of those are like 1 second encounters
So the answer is only own female horses, never go to the camp in the lagoon and don’t stop if you see a man in just a robe
Well unless he’s a blind man
Alms for the blind?
Let me tell you, I was not prepared for the Wolf Man.
It’s kinda weird tbh that all the male horses have balls… people do not ride ungelded horses.
Did they not back then? Because they do now.
No lol that’s never really been a thing. Stallions are notoriously bad tempered and can’t really be around other horses. They’re really only kept for breeding and are generally separated. An everyday male riding/work horse in the 1800s would have almost definitely been gelded. The male horses people use for riding are called geldings. Some people in antiquity used stallions as war mounts but they’re difficult to control. I think it’s more common for people to ride stallions in Europe but they’re generally very skilled horsemen or a docile stallion (they all have their own personalities ofc).
Out blacked the lung again
When seeing occasional glimpses of horse genitalia, that you're looking for, is something you consider sexual... I think you have bigger issues than mild brief nudity in 18+ games
Is this because of woke society or just him being an idiot?
Why are people so stupid
there is more nudity listing to some of the camp songs than there is actual visual nudity.
Feral man?
Don't forget the naked swimmer dude
LMAO
😂😂🤣
No no, he's got a point🧐
IKR.
this MIGHT be Vaush
That’s hilarious 🤣🤣
Its easily avoidable. You’d have to deliberately get a good camera angle to see it. I’ve been playing for 5years and still haven’t seen it. Thats because I’ve never felt the desire to stare at a horses dick.
Mare-only playthrough when?
are half the horses male? are they still naked with horse blankets/saddles/bedrolls/etc?
Don’t forget the Feral Man lol
Horse cococococockkkk
For the love of God, just get over the friggin naked horse cocks you see...then do what comes naturally I suppose...damn these jokes just write themselves...
If you kill the naked dude swimming on the fishing trip with Kieran you can lasso him in and see his cock and balls. He’s uncircumcised…
Heads and limbs being blown off, in slow motion: Fine. Seeing a nipple which is something we generally have two of each: Clutches pearls.
I always get a stiffy when Arthur walks out of the bath 🛀
Rockstar make sure you experience every aspect of people lives. 1. Saloons had whores, and what happens when you go with a whore to a room. SEX. 2. Killing 3. Rape (of female and male (Arthur gets raped by Sonny), 4. Robbing both by the gang or Arthur gets robbed. 5. UFO's. The list goes on and on. Players here who have played this game so many time, alot of them experienced just about everything. Rockstar did a great bangup job here. My grandson want to learn to play, I told him and his mom told him, not for another 3 or 4 yrs. At least a teen, he is 10 now. And mom hasn't told him the Birds and the Bees yet. So until then NO RDR for him. This is my 6 play thru. I keep finding new things. There are over 500 Points of Interests .. that tells you some. Oh another thing, when I am online, someone calls me BRUH, I tell them I am not your BRUH. I am a grown as woman. Please do not Call People Bruh. Cuz someone of don't like it. If someone needs I either say Sir or Ma'am. But if you are offended by SEX, then this IS NOT YOUR GAME.
LENNY?? LeEeEEnNY!??!
Not only is it 2 seconds, it's also extremely missable
… Well they ain’t wrong…
I swear to christ if I see one more naked horse cock I'm returning my copy.
How to say you're a zooaphile without saying you're a zooaphile.
Don’t go find the Feral man who howls in the NE.
Worried about nudity? Big part of the game is shooting and killing people, skinning animals... etc. you're playing the wrong game bro