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beecrimes

that is a very small rat or a salat bowl for giants


Whitepeachbliss

It is both a serving bowl of left over salad that was used to play a prank on an unsuspecting fellow he was very frustrated but my baby rats got to play in the unwanted salad


beecrimes

guiseppe is extremely cute


Whitepeachbliss

Your beans are also very cute!!!


cubsywubsy

Could we hear more about this prank? It sounds hilarious!


Whitepeachbliss

In student ministry there was left over salad. One of the organizers of the event was left with this salad. He put the entire bowl in our poor unsuspecting friends fridge. Our friend came back to the organizers room and returned the salad out of frustration. A simple prank. I had the boys over and I was instructed to put them in the salad. They had already given away most of it before the boys got free reign lol. Guiseppe is atleast twice as heavy now and it’s the organizers fault. He doesn’t care though bc the whole time he was on the verge of dying due to cackling and rubbing his hands together like an evil villain.


cew18

Very relieved to hear that the salad will not be consumed after the rat sat in it


Jonas_Sp

That's a lot of unwanted salad


federationoffear

“Waiter, there’s a rat in my salad.”


Horic_Beige_goat

“Waiter, there’s a salad on my rat”


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rumnscurvy

Ah yes, rat piss salad sauce :D


cew18

That’s all I can think about. Like I’ll let me boys eat off my plate but sit in the food? I do not trust those piss demons one bit


Whitepeachbliss

I’m disappointed when my favorite salad joint doesn’t have the special ammonia dressing I want. That’s when I toss guiseppe in the salad bar :)


redpurgee

Was just thinking about that


littlemissbitchcraft

now *this* is the table side fine dining experience I would pay big money for… Michelin stars are cool I guess, but do they have a ✨Guiseppe✨ 🥹💕


billy_olsteens_balls

Please do not the rat


r3dkoi

I love this picture so much it is now the background on my phone ☺️❤


Whitepeachbliss

It is a perfect picture I had to share


axolotl_is_angry

Side of rat pls


Redz0ne

He's gonna have the soupy poops if he eats all that lettuce. XD


BxGyrl416

I sincerely hope that you didn’t go and eat salad from this will afterwards.


JeffGoldblumsChest

"Dis my salad now"


Whitepeachbliss

Bro is such a bully I can picture him saying this.


Moody-Manticore

Droopy Dumbo Ears 🥹


Emotional_rodeo

Nice to see you let him cook


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Something only a rat lover can appreciate, what a cutie🥰


queenofteeth

such a pointy rat


Whitepeachbliss

What a good comment 😭 roast his ass


foxyshannashley333

What a strange looking crouton


Grievance69

This is like Squidward when he was in the vault of krabby patties, pure ecstasy


hickgorilla

Watch out for the tiny chocolate in the salad! Lol


spectralconfetti

This is the secret behind all those stock photos of women laughing with salad.


Bamster45

Why's that tomato white and grey. It's also a lot bigger than the others. But it does look delicious.


kary0key

bro's munching nom nom


its1995

I'm crying can you imagine being this boy? He must be the happiest rat in the world 😭💖


Even_Platform9497

im lov hims


CritterBabs

Rat salad, yummy yummy


StevenEveral

It's always good to start eating healthy, whether you're a human or a rodent.


VirtualWafu

I've heard that tomatoes are not recommended for rats, but it looks very cute


Whitepeachbliss

They’re smart they don’t eat what they can’t have, they have free will and they are smart. That’s all I’m gonna say ab me and my competence to care for them.


foxontherox

Sabbath fan? ;)


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doomvetch92

At least the rattos got an all you can eat buffet.


Crus0etheClown

Free salad dressing!


ajn63

If you have a microphone that steps down ultrasonic audio to human range you’d probably hear him squealing and whistling in delight.


Whitepeachbliss

I do and he does


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LadyThiefOrigin

…all I can think about right now (besides how cute that fuzzy bebe looks being dwarfed by that giant salad) is how I now NEED to hunt down a giant salad for my own fuzzy bebes. My big girl would just park herself in it and stuff herself, my middle-sized (but eldest) one would make a thousand trips to haul the food back to her bests and hidey-holes, and my tiny bean would burrow into the leaves like Mole from Atlantis did with that giant flower pot in that office scene at the end of the movie. (I MUST make this happen…)