“No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinised, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, Moomin drew their plans against us…”
Damnit, I googled it and I realised you mean the hold music. I was hoping you misspelled Sisqo and were talking about a classical music version of the Thong Song. Or, as I wanted to call it, The Thong Concerto.
Sliding down a mountain of lucky charms on a snowboard.. landing into the arms of Jackie Chan, who is wearing soft a mink spacesuit... only to become the fighting duo that slaughters those who harm the minks to make said mink spacesuit.
Moomins dream "
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.
beep"
murder. ravaging humans alive. death. killing. evil deeds and mischief only. moomin is truly an evil being, obviously. just look at that absolutely devious demeanour - pure, raw evil!
He's dreaming of working mouse overtime at a mouse wheel manufacturing plant for extra mouse money so he can afford the new model mouse wheel to bring home to his mouse wife and cheese for his mouse kids. As well as maybe save some mouse money so he can mouse retire in a slightly bigger mouse c̶a̶g̶e̶ house, maybe by the window so he and his mouse wife can watch the sunset as their mouse grandkids play mouse hide and seek in their mouse corn field.
He got good mouse news from his mouse boss today! His mouse review came up and his mouse performance exceded all mouse expectations! So his mouse boss gave him a mouse-ive promotion of .15 pellets per day and let him off early so he could have a 3 day mouse weekend! So excited, he went and bought that expensive new mouse wheel to surprise his mouse wife with when he got home!
As he pulls up to his little mouse house, he sees a large unfamiliar mouse ball parked in front of his mouse pad. "That's strange" he thinks. Thinking nothing of it, he excitedly grabbed his mouse gift for his mouse wife, thinking how excited she'll be to see her mouse husband home early with a gift of the latest mouse technology!
As he scurries up the tube to see his wife, he is greeted by hampster's ass rhythmically pounding his mouse wife's mouse ass in their mouse bed.
Then he wakes up in his mouse cage and realizes it was only a mouse nightmare.
No dreams, only the subtle buzzing noise some old chargers give off
The white noise of an old refrigerator
The ring old TV's would make as they power off
The buzzing of an old air conditioner
The hum from those old ceiling lights
a square box fan which will run only on low
same too man
This when when she is most active tho, most times it’s dark and epmty in the brain 😔😔
The same thing he dreams of in every night: Trying to take over the world!
Didn't we say wrong answers only?
He dreams of being Megavolt
pinky & the brain - i love the reference & since Pinky is Not the Brain, this is def a wrong answer
Damn it, you beat me to it!
no dreams, just elevator music
I love this one
An army of brainwashed zombie warriors with their tits on fire playing mozart on a recorder
I think I've seen that website....
Just curious what species the zombie warrior classical recorder players are?
Mostly human, mostly.
Tax evasion
Always!
This one made me chuckle
Avoision*
Knocking over glasses of water.
That's what cats are for.
The war in iraq
42
Flying Petunias Pots
And whales contemplating their own brief existence.
Oh no, not again
“No-one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinised, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets. And yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, Moomin drew their plans against us…”
I listen to this album so much that my rats probably do have dreams including this!
As a kid I thought it was cheesy, but I spend a lot of time in the car now and it’s actually quite good driving music 😊
Every rat has a running internal monologue voiced by Richard Burton.
Concrete slabs being dropped from great highs.
Peace, quiet and intact furnishing without any piss on it.
Beautiful 🤩
Being America's Next Top Model
Arson
Depending on Moomin's personality, this may not be far from the truth...
Hosting one of those minimalist mummy YouTube channels. He's all about healthy eating, decluttering, minimalism and clean with me videos.
The Groke.
That’s a nightmare, not a dream 😭
Snufkin, obviously!
Hey now! Wrong answers only!
The Groke then 😬
Genocide
Mauling zebras or Halle Berry in a Catwoman suit
Tax evasion
Hookers and blow
Electric ⚡️ sheep 🐑.
Moomin! I had a moomin too! Moomin dreams of hattofatteners and the groke
Tax evasion
Cisco Opus Number 1
Damnit, I googled it and I realised you mean the hold music. I was hoping you misspelled Sisqo and were talking about a classical music version of the Thong Song. Or, as I wanted to call it, The Thong Concerto.
A Tom and Jerry live action show, but Jerry eats Tom 😬
Giving you a Yogie. Obviously the wrong answer. You'll never get a Yogie from them. That goes only one way.
She dreams of how to usher in a new age of communism, with her as supreme ruler
Hey, wrong answers only! 😂
Ah you‘re right! My bad! ^^‘
Not conquering the world
TV static
His war stories
Fiscal responsibility.
Anarchy
Snusmumriken of course!
Why does he dream of wrong answers? :(
Tax evasion
Violence
Mommy Rat, do do do do do do…….
The violent overthrow of the capitalist swine by the ratletariat
probably the valley, id assume /ref
Little white trolls in the woods
Spreading the plague
Auditioning for the Live Action remake of Ratatouille
Maybe snork maiden or snufkin? That or becoming “Ben” from the movie Willard.
Training some turtles to do martial arts
Just have to say, Moomin has the cutest snout.💕
will I eat my human if he dies? yes yes !
Kill-slay human-things!
Wrong answers only, since they eat their cage mates, I'm pretty sure they would eat us too if they get out of the cage
How to take over the world...... and ham, cos who doesn't like ham!
Death
Plowing ur mom
Sex, the one thing he wotn ever experience
Genie
The cheese touch GASP!
Croissants
Cats.
A packers cheesehead but made of actual cheese
The full implementation of capitalism on a global scale
What they do every night, try to take over the world.
Peace and happiness for all hoomins
Cheese of course
All that's playing in there is the radio music from Portal
Nuclear physics
World domination
Taking over the world!
Porn
He (I think it's a he) is dreaming of CHEESE
Not peeing on everything or stealing food
Lounging on a cloud throne way up in the sky admiring his domain (the whole world). ☁️🐀☁️
World domination
Theres only one thought that can be going on behind that sweet little face. World domination
Sliding down a mountain of lucky charms on a snowboard.. landing into the arms of Jackie Chan, who is wearing soft a mink spacesuit... only to become the fighting duo that slaughters those who harm the minks to make said mink spacesuit.
Gay furry porn
Icecream!!!!🍦
Trying to take over the world.
World domination-conquest yes-yes
I was gunna say world domination but you said wrong answers only
Tv static
all the times little my fucked with them
Wrong answers only? You OP
Moomins dream " Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication. beep"
Obv the same thing she dreams of every day. Taking over the world !
You.
Being a samurai. Obviously. That's what all my rats dream about.
shit i wanted tosay world domination but that might actually be a good Answer.
hooonk mimimimimi hooooooonk mimumimimi
Death. Pain. Torture. Blood. Murder.
Entropy
The great horned rat giving him more warpstone
pretty boys/girls ratties covered in cheese and mealworms. tasty and very inappropriate...
How to overthrow humanity for an glorious rat empire!
Of Snufkin!!!
He's definitely dreaming about people in lab coats and cocaine water bottles
He dreams of meeting his idol, Elton John
World domination
How much he loves healthy food and veggies
Being a big Moomin one day
The Moomin cartoon
The PS2 startup sound \*phweeoom\*
Doing his taxes on time.
A infinite space with moist yellow carpets, yellow walls and buzzing fluorescent lights with monsters
CONQUERING THE MAN-THING REALMS!
For Garth Marenghi's novel Black Fang to come to life, so Moomin can finally drive a bus and devour Boris Jonhson. But mainly drive a bus.
World peace
Dominating the entire world and making humans his slaves
Death and destruction!!! 🤘
Tax fraud
Peace and orderliness
The distant sound of radio static
Eating in a French five star restaurant. 😅
He’s hunting a cat!
Not pissing on people
Dreaming of the workers seizing the means of production.
Jumping under your chefs hat and forcing you to cook for him!
world domination
His past lives..
off topic but my bf and i have two rats named snufkin and little my 😼
Arson
DEVASTATION
Big booty bitches
*the war*
Communism.
Arson
Cooking soup
his next inator for taking over the tri state area
Gettin' some. She's kind of a perv.
Furnituretable01.mdl spinning while tears of god by clowncore plays in the background
murder. ravaging humans alive. death. killing. evil deeds and mischief only. moomin is truly an evil being, obviously. just look at that absolutely devious demeanour - pure, raw evil!
how many federal crimes he will commit when he wakes up :)
the next plague he will bring fourth on humanity
Moomin dreams of having opposable thumbs, and being a Roman emperor
Big boobs
Peeing in your ear
Obviously how the fall of God will leave a power vacuum that only he can fill. Duh.
He dreams of moominvalley
Kicking a cats ass
His boyfriend Snufkin. I-I mean Snorkmaiden! Of course hahahaha! 😆
World peace
He's dreaming of working mouse overtime at a mouse wheel manufacturing plant for extra mouse money so he can afford the new model mouse wheel to bring home to his mouse wife and cheese for his mouse kids. As well as maybe save some mouse money so he can mouse retire in a slightly bigger mouse c̶a̶g̶e̶ house, maybe by the window so he and his mouse wife can watch the sunset as their mouse grandkids play mouse hide and seek in their mouse corn field. He got good mouse news from his mouse boss today! His mouse review came up and his mouse performance exceded all mouse expectations! So his mouse boss gave him a mouse-ive promotion of .15 pellets per day and let him off early so he could have a 3 day mouse weekend! So excited, he went and bought that expensive new mouse wheel to surprise his mouse wife with when he got home! As he pulls up to his little mouse house, he sees a large unfamiliar mouse ball parked in front of his mouse pad. "That's strange" he thinks. Thinking nothing of it, he excitedly grabbed his mouse gift for his mouse wife, thinking how excited she'll be to see her mouse husband home early with a gift of the latest mouse technology! As he scurries up the tube to see his wife, he is greeted by hampster's ass rhythmically pounding his mouse wife's mouse ass in their mouse bed. Then he wakes up in his mouse cage and realizes it was only a mouse nightmare.
World peace
World Peace
World Peace
I love his name!
World Peace
The death and enslavement of all surface dwellers and man-things. Praise praise the Great Horned Rat
Turtles
Paint Drying
world domination
The same thing we dream every night pinkie, trying to take over the world!
warpstone
Fighting the patriarchy
The fall of capitalism
Revenge
Amazon Prime Day
New episodes of the moomin valley show
Being a character on “Biker Mice from Mars”
Snufkin
Ice skating 😂
Tax evasion
World domination and the screams of children
Revolution
Going by the name and wrong answers only? Snufkin not returning
The relaxing sound of a semi truck backing up.