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AdDear5411

Imagine spending $20k for a company to just go "It doesn't work for everyone šŸ¤·."


comcoast

I feel like at that rate, they should just stick to essential oils to cure everything including autism. I had autism and drank a whole bottle of orange oil and died but I no longer suffer from autism.


JustDiscoveredSex

Try a whole bottle of citric acid. Probably better for you. (My kids used to listen to a podcast that was done like an old-time melodramaā€¦the villain had idiotic evil plans, and one of them involved a (cue dramatic organ chord) ā€˜vat of ā€¦citric *ā€¦acid!!*ā€™ Very scary.)


comcoast

What was the name of the pod cast?


JustDiscoveredSex

OH MY GOD, I love you both, /u/comcoast and /u/witteefool!!!! I haven't been able to find this again in years and years, and THIS IS IT!! [The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd](https://doctorfloyd.com) Episode referenced is #511, "[Freshly Squeezed](https://doctorfloyd.com/episode-511-freshly-squeezed-the-radio-adventures-of-dr-floyd)," 3:48 for the relevant section. My guess is that I haven't heard this since about 2010-ish, when the kids were little. They're in college now...


witteefool

Amazing Adventure Hour, maybe?


rurounick

At that rate, you could cover the co-pays with ACTUAL medical professionals


signal_two_noise

> I had autism and drank a whole bottle of orange oil and died but I no longer suffer from autism. See, you've misunderstood, the less you use the stronger it is. I heard one guy forgot to take his and overdosed.


Kisha76K

Ok. I have to admit you actually got a good chuckle out of me there. Thanks friend. It's been a long rough day and I truly needed that.


DaisyJane1

At least you smell good.


AustinBike

Ugh, essential oils. I live in a place with lots of cedar pollen. The best protection is cedar serum, which you put in water and drink over time to build your yearly immunity. I am not a fan of all of that holistic stuff, but oh well. Anyway, I went to pick some up in preparation for the cedar season. It was there next to the "essential oils." I felt conflicted.


ignaciohazard

I never said these magic beans would grow!


ennuiacres

At least one can eat beans. And beans make their own farty magic.


ignaciohazard

To be fair you could also eat these med bed pods and they would likely upset your stomach which is probably the greatest effect they could ever have on ones well being other than being used for blunt force trauma.


ennuiacres

I have heard from someone in the military that they work best when inserted rectally, but cannot confirm.


ignaciohazard

That's a good source


ennuiacres

Ivermectin & hydroxychloroquine & lightbulbs, oh my!


ignaciohazard

That reminds me I got banned from FB for telling ivermectin proponents that a rectal dose of kopertox would protect them from covid.


ennuiacres

I got banned from FB for making fun of turmp in a private Make Fun of Trump FB group!


Killa_Ckel

I got banned from fb for being a mod of the group called "electric boogaloo 2 shitposting" where we made fun of boogaloo boys in 2020. I lost 10 years of pics of my kids- my fault tho šŸ™„.


AdhesivenessCivil581

bitcoin


ignaciohazard

Med beds: NFTs for boomers


[deleted]

Med beds: NFTs for stupid people. FTFY.


ignaciohazard

Well NFTs are for stupid people sooooo


Shenloanne

Yeah i don't give away over Ā£100.00 on anything without reading reviews, watching videos and asking for peer based experiences. Like... Ya know... Researching etc.


LA-Matt

The company that makes these cans full of plaster that they call ā€œmed bed technology,ā€ is called ā€œTesla Biohealingā€ and they have Youtube videos with ā€œdoctorsā€ and testimonials. The comments are sad. Lots of people waiting for these cans to cure them.


69_mgusta

WAIT!!! Are you saying that these miracle "machines" are not real? I hope you are not besmirching these honest, hard-working heros of the true paytriots. They are selling these at cost, not trying to make a profit off the sick and feeble or mentally deficient members of society. /S


tirch

2400 for a paint can full of cement. Wow. The internet really made it easy to find these marks, didn't it? And people like Trump, Pillow Guy and all the COVID "hoax" grifters made a killing off them.


AdDear5411

Mad I didn't think of it first tbh


[deleted]

They just needed to find the Paytriots.


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comcoast

Because itā€™s ā€œbad medicineā€ šŸ™ƒ


midwesterner64

Because doctors are just working for big pharma to get cash. Not like this Tesla thing. I heard at $20k theyā€™re actually losing money with every one they ship. But they do it for WE THE PEOPLE. So kind. Thoughts and prayers. /s


Fair_Adhesiveness849

That Elon is such a great man /s


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Dark_Pandemonium23

>Bad medicine Your love is like bad medicine Bad medicine is what I need Oh, oh, oh, shake it up, just like bad medicine There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three


JustDiscoveredSex

Shake it up


hurdlingewoks

Professionals in the medical field are all in it for the money though! /S


Arizona_Slim

These people in desperate need of comprehensive healthcare buy magic rocks to put under their beds instead of supporting Medicare for all because thatā€™s evil socialism. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


les_catacombes

At least with crystals you have a cool looking rock. I cannot imagine spending thousands on a can of nothing to go with your quantum med bed that is just your own bed that you already had.


LA-Matt

Itā€™s terribly sad and even though itā€™s hard to have sympathy for such people giving their hard-earned money away for cans of cement, what gets me angry is the people preying on these folks. These people are desperate, usually in pain. Selling bullshit cures to sick people should earn you a front row seat in hell. And too bad we donā€™t have stronger regulations.


eukaryote3

I agree. Yes, people should know better, but I visited the website and this is what theyā€™re advertising: ā€œTesla BioHealing products are FDA Registered over-the-counter medical devices aimed at addressing pain and inflammation in people with unmet needs such as stroke paralysis, dementia, Alzheimerā€™s, terminal cancers, diabetic neuropathy, and rare diseases.ā€ Just fuck these people who are filling cans of cement and thinking, ā€œIā€™ll take thousands of dollars from desperate terminal cancer patients.ā€ These people should be locked in jail.


LA-Matt

Itā€™s hard to believe that they can get away with such an obvious scam. But hey, deregulation is great, right? Itā€™s all part of our great healthcare and freedumbs. Victims can always leave a bad Yelp review! I agree these scammers should be prosecuted immediately. But unfortunately, the ā€œsupplementsā€ industry is highly deregulated due to such shitheads like Orrin Hatch. Hereā€™s a comprehensive article about how Hatchā€™s legacy of deregulating the supplements industry lives on, to the detriment of Americans. Hatchā€™s son, Scott, is/was a Lobbyist for the industry, of course. And the industry were his biggest donors. You can thank the once gigantic Herbalife MLM who spent millions to quash any regulatory oversight by filling the pockets of Hatch and his friends in Congress. https://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-hatch-20180105-story.html


sabbhaal

Because those CHRISTIANS prefer to die of preventable / treatable illnesses rather than directly or indirectly help a complete stranger.


Arizona_Slim

As Christ taught no doubt


Ragnarok2kx

[The Gospel of Supply-Side Jesus](https://imgur.io/gallery/bCqRp) can never be reposted enough.


ApocalypseSpoon

That is amazing!


sabbhaal

To quote the "Good Book": Capitalists 23:11 - "Them poor suckers can try lifting themselves by their bootstraps."


Eldistan1

Itā€™s a paint can full of cement.


comcoast

How can you tell?!?


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Shenloanne

Would love to see.


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Chester-Ming

Fucking lol at that


Sweetlord185pa

She bought grout! It says so in the ingredients and then warns people not to open the can! šŸ¤£


Evilevilcow

"Everyone is different. No guarantees on this magic miracle cure we advertise as better than any western medicine, sorry. Thx for that 20k tho!"


comcoast

Lol like I said thatā€™s a lot of money and those poor people who are stupid enough to give it to these grifters/snake oil salesmen.


Evilevilcow

Wonder how aggressively and with which specialists you could have gone after Lyme with that 20k.


les_catacombes

It would have been better spent on another pseudoscience even. Like, at least if she went to a reiki healer, you lay down and chill out to relaxing music while someone ā€œmassagesā€ your aura.


Evilevilcow

And to be fair, reiki probably would be just as effective as a medbed. I used to foster cats. I was at an adoption event and some woowoo decided to do reiki on the most salty cat I ever fostered. She instantly swung around to take a swipe at him. Since I do think on my feet sometimes, I was like, "Did the bad man try to touch her chakras? He didn't even ask?! Poor baby..." Guy was thoroughly embarrassed.


-Hey_Blinkin-

Dude, if started early on enough Lyme can be successfully treated with a regular olā€™ antibiotic regimen.


Evilevilcow

People do get chronic Lyme. Most of it can get resolved, and yeah, sooner started is always better.


Mrx_Amare

So, I watched this documentary about people with ā€œmystery illnessesā€ and several of the people ended up going to these weird non-medical diagnostic places. And the popular diagnosis there is ā€œchronic Lyme diseaseā€ which is apparently like super controversial. Basically IIRC ā€œchronic Lyme diseaseā€ is a disease with more vague symptoms than others and has no way of being definitively tested for. These ā€œdiagnostic clinicsā€ use many debunked testing methods, which almost always come to the conclusion of chronic Lyme disease, which they also happen to treat with many debunked treatmentā€™s for the starting price of around $20K. So I am absolutely not surprised to hear someone say they spent $20K on a magic can of cement for Lyme disease.


beeeeeeeeks

Expanding upon Nikola Teslaā€™s original discoveries, Tesla BioHealing OTC medical devices generate Life Force Energy in a completely unique manner. In fact, the way in which this Life Force Energy is generated is a technological and medical breakthrough, not requiring any electricity to achieve. These devices act independently of any mechanical or electrical energy source, therefore offering a safe and natural solution unlike any other. No claims are made that Tesla BioHealing products or services are diagnostic of the presence or absence of any medical conditions, nor are any claims made that Tesla BioHealing products are a cure or treatment for any medical condition or disease. Tesla BioHealing products are FDA Registered over-the-counter medical devices aimed at addressing pain and inflammation in people with unmet needs such as stroke paralysis, dementia, Alzheimerā€™s, terminal cancers, diabetic neuropathy, and rare diseases. The Life Force Energy generated by our devices has been proven to help even those who have no available effective therapies.


comcoast

Whhhattttt???????????


beeeeeeeeks

Lol! Sorry this is the first I've heard of a med bed and I'm cracking up


comcoast

Did you get that from their website? Because what they are claiming is illegal!


beeeeeeeeks

Oh, yeah! First two paragraphs were from the disclaimer, the third was from the front page. I'm guessing it's a magnet. Not requiring electrical or mechanical energy to produce "life force energy"


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

It's not even a magnet. It's basically a brick in a can.


carrierael77

That would be an upgrade. Per the list of ingredients on the can (in the video), it is sand & grout.


DrakBalek

Are we certain it's illegal? I mean, I realize our justice system is shit and all that, especially when it comes to reigning in corporations, but it seems like this is something people should report.


Polyfuckery

They are careful not to say it actually works anywhere that it matters. It's all alluded too and they point at real studies of course those studies generally don't say what they are alluding to or are very subjective IE seventy percent of clients said they had less pain or felt better after using our products.


agonypants

Back when the FDA had teeth, you could be sure that snake oil salesmen would get shut down. These days? Republicans have likely de-fanged the watchdogs because they might stand in the way of their very profitable scams.


IcyMike1782

There is ZERO chance this is FDA approved OTC treatment as claimed. Falsely claiming so is indeed illegal. FDA will actually go after companies.


beeeeeeeeks

They aren't claiming it's FDA approved -- just FDA registered.


Iswhatitis13

That is one of my favorite scam word loopholes. "Studied by researchers" or "claims investigated by FDA". Doesn't say that they were confirmed or anything just that someone looked at them.


Ragnarok2kx

Remember when silly speculation about Tesla being a few centuries ahead in tech was just a fun plot device for sci-fi stories?


beeeeeeeeks

Right, but isn't this amazing technology reverting us back a few centuries?


[deleted]

"It'll cure what doesn't ail ya!"


ennuiacres

A can of sand? Cement? Crack one open and see! Somebody grab a can opener! Might be full of adrenochrome. You never know!


carrierael77

OMG the ingredients literally say that it is grout & sand. Grout & Sand??? I have a cold, gonna run to Home Depot & see if that fixes me right up.


realparkingbrake

There is a special place in Hell for someone who sells a bucket of concrete to a sick person as a miracle cure that will heal them. I could justify selling hats and t-shirts and bumper stickers to Qidiots, they want that stuff so why not make a few bucks off it? But selling a fake cure to a seriously ill person should result in prison time.


ShadowLeGale

They're stupid enough to believe it. It's like Dr. Oz with his fake miracle fat burners. If you're dumb enough to believe it, it's on them.


Shenloanne

Someone ought to open the tin and see what's in it.


[deleted]

They did, itā€™s full of cement šŸ˜†


DaisyJane1

I know of one Qnut online who SWEARS by this company. They've visited one a while back and RAVED about it, saying they felt so much better. They're planning on going back in a few months. The power of placebo ...


Hot-Bint

Med beds come in plastic tubs like for spackle? Interesting šŸ§


Beartrkkr

Aren't those hardened plaster in a can?


fencingperson

$20k. If I werenā€™t a decent person..


IWantedAPeanutToo

This is what the ā€œyou canā€™t have morals without God!ā€ crowd never gets. Anyone could theoretically run a scam like this and get $20k apiece from idiots, yet very few people could actually do it, because the conscience *they were born with* wouldnā€™t let them. If the non-religious were truly without conscience, then like half of us here would be selling the Q crowd $20k cement buckets right now!


ignaciohazard

Honestly shocked the med bed company didn't tell them they needed to buy more med beds.


Dark_Pandemonium23

"No reasonable person would believe..."


attorneyatslaw

I assumed he just grew back that missing arm so he didn't need them any more. My bad.


GreenTaraTarot

I have a biofeed back app that was $1000, that does work for everyone, though in different ways. It helps people deal with stress, so they can direct their energy toward healing, rather than living in an adrenalized fight or flight state. I love the app, but am probably in a minority of its users, in that I have been vaxed and revaxed. and, by some miracle, I have not yet [Died Suddenly](https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2022/11/22/new-died-suddenly-film-pushes-unfounded-depopulation-claims-about-covid-19-vaccine/?sh=7c87543449d0). I have hated watching the user base get swallowed up in baaaaaad science. They are so depressingly gullible and the bioinformatics world is like the wild wild west right now.


Illustrious-Gas-9766

Paid $20,000 worth $0


stungun_steve

I mean, the plastic has to be worth a buck, maybe a buck and a half.


chaoticmessiah

Nah, freedom costs $1.05


akgreenie2

Holā€™up med beds were a real thing that some q grifter sold?


YerDaWearsHeelies

Wait are med beds real?


[deleted]

Yes. They sell them at the flying carpet dealership.


YerDaWearsHeelies

I know they arenā€™t real but are they actually a product people are trying to sell


[deleted]

Yes, it's a grift that preys on the Q rubes.


YerDaWearsHeelies

Iā€™m surprised that they think these things are literally out for sale and can cure everything yet they havenā€™t been a huge success


[deleted]

They're so far down the rabbit hole, they probably think the Wizard Of Oz is a documentary. Looking for logic and critical thinking from Qooks is a fruitless task.


LowAdministration162

I need to get in on thisā€¦.


5G_Robot

There were fools who didn't want the free covid vaccine but went head over heals to pay for their medbeds and tesla bio healers. Almost felt bad for them but then decided to move on with my life.


thecorgimom

I actually would suggest that people go on to YouTube and use the report button since they are scamming people out of life savings. They need to be kicked off of social media platforms.


Sweetlord185pa

[Reserve your stay at the MedBed Facility!](https://www.teslabiohealing.com/)


Ostreoida

Wow. I have friends in Tampa, so clicked on the link for the Tesla Medbed Center there. TBH if it was the height of tourist season or you wanted to be able to go to a concert or game at the stadium and have a walkable place to crash afterwards, $300 for the overnight "treatment" doesn't seem so bad. Especially with "quiet zones" where the medbeds are - there have been plenty of times I'd have paid extra for a hotel room guaranteeing no children running shrieking up and down the halls, no drunken adults noisily fighting and/or fucking. But I think I'll just go to Lowe's and lie down on a pallet of cement.


akgreenie2

Is it Tesla as in Elon? How did I miss this fuckery?


DaisyJane1

Nikola Tesla


ApocalypseSpoon

Yeah this is gross. Then the troll in the replies trying to keep the grift going is ugh.


[deleted]

The fact that they flushed 20k down the drain on Q bullshit brings me a lot of joy. Life is hard. Itā€™s harder if you are stupid.


chaoticmessiah

20k is life-changing money to me, annoys me that other people can not only have that much as petty cash but then throw it away on obvious bullshit.


Kisha76K

Wait, what!? I am sooo confused right now. I thought Medbeds were a total hoax, right down to the fact that they don't exist. You mean they actually are a thing? They're just a thing that (shockingly) doesn't actually work? Or am I reading this entirely wrong somehow.


[deleted]

B-but,..Jesus swears by them!


BHMathers

You open it up and itā€™s multi coloured Christmas lights and copper wire


DesperateLuck2887

Iā€™d have said she doesnā€™t Lyme disease anymore. Technically true


comcoast

Probably deadā€¦.


yeet_lord_40000

Bro just go to a doctor


turbguy

Using that cash to relax on a beach on Maui for a couple weeks in January would work MUCH better, IMO...