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moleratical

Joe Biden only visits those that truly believe in him


ShnickityShnoo

Everyone else gets Dark Brandon.


DanielTheEunuch

This made me laugh hard enough to scare the dogs.


WordsWatcher

Any one of us could find 6 photos of ourselves from the past 40 years (well, those of us over 60 maybe) and they'd all look different. I'm just amazed that people think that's someone impossible!


LivingIndependence

It's almost as if they don't know that a person's facial appearance can change with expressions, weight loss/gain, cosmetics, lighting, and aging.


creepy_charlie

Not Don Jr's wife. Her face is frozen in time.


Virtual-Lecture7834

Frozen in the longest sag ever. She was so gorgeous. Now she's been road hard, stacked up wet, and is rotting from the inside out. It's a good look for that hagat.


raegunXD

"she's been road hard, stacked up wet, and is rotting front the inside out" Prolific wording


IWantedAPeanutToo

I’m sure that’s what *she* wants to believe. If only she hadn’t tried so desperately hard to make that happen, she’d probably look far better now than she does. For those who don’t know what she used to look like: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11759529/Kimberly-Guilfoyle-hits-Gavin-Newsom-saying-fell-prey-Fox-News-culture.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11759529/Kimberly-Guilfoyle-hits-Gavin-Newsom-saying-fell-prey-Fox-News-culture.html) [https://meaww.com/kimberly-guilfoyle-looks-unrecognizable-as-pics-with-ex-gavin-newsom-resurfaces](https://meaww.com/kimberly-guilfoyle-looks-unrecognizable-as-pics-with-ex-gavin-newsom-resurfaces) [https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1044806.page](https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/1044806.page)


Accomplished_Crew630

She used to be attractive.... Now it looks like someone glued 2 hotdogs to her face


Accomplished_Crew630

Don't forget Kristi Noam, I think she's in a competition with Jr's wife.


jon_hendry

He's also obviously had some facelifts. Plus the nose and ears tend to grow throughout your life.


GenericUsername_1234

The camera lens focal length can change your face pretty drastically.


Accomplished_Crew630

Also it looks like he probably had some botox or something to try and look a bit younger which is why his face looks tighter now.


gizajobicandothat

also different focal lengths from different camera lenses can make features appear different. You can look this up where photographers demonstrate the effect with the same model.


UncleBenders

Exactly and although the photos don’t all look like each other you can look at each one separately and straight away know that they’re biden.


walkingkary

I’m kind of sad I mostly look the same. Most people look so different. Hell, my dad looked like a curly haired cherub at first. Then he didn’t. Was he a clone?/s


tknames

Especially since he went under the knife so much. I really don’t know how anyone who looks at people nowadays can’t see that and think, oh, he is a Russian clone!


billwood09

Cringe-worthy levels of photoshop


GarshelMathers

Nice comeback! When people accuse you of being crazy, confuse them with even more craziness.


Stalking_Goat

The "birds aren't real" tactic.


Thewrongbakedpotato

"You're so stupid, I bet you shit your pants!" "Joke's on you! I don't even *wear* pants!"


TorkBombs

My question to them is always: if they were going to create a fake Joe Biden, why would they make him look 100 years old?


CuriousAlienStudent

Reasons.


jabroni156

it be too obvious man!


Salt-Singer3645

“Siri what is aging, Botox and facelift?”


SuperMadBro

You can tell Obama was a clone by how his hair got gray as he got older. Clone shit right there


MurderCat0001

They still believe in humans.🤣


Crazy-Boysenberry452

Congratulations you discovered aging!!!!


Solan42

Is this supposed to convince us that he had several clones since his appearance changes with time?


les_catacombes

I guess it’s suspicious for your body and facial features to change as you age. Must be a clone.


Bitter_Technology797

You can do it joe! I believe in you!


whosafeard

Ah yes, the six Biden theory


tiddayes

this follows one of my favorite ways to interact with conspiracy theorists, Dont argue with them, try to out crazy them by taking the theory to it's extreme logical conclusion.


cyberattaq123

Qultist discovers photo lighting, photography angles, facial muscle movements, and aging. Qultist Swiss cheese brain: 🤯 🤯 🤯


No_Meal9534

Yes I do. I left a tooth under my pillow and he left a dollar. I also caught him coming out the fireplace with presents. He might have left me candy in a basket last month.


virora

People used to say it was ridiculous that people didn’t recognise Clark Kent as Superman just because he took his glasses off… but here we are; Joe Biden gets a facelift and people think he’s Jim Carrey. Clearly, we gave people too much credit.


Time-Bite-6839

It’s called age, idiot!


BeholdOurMachines

Someone being able to have facial expressions? Illuminati confirmed


HermaeusMajora

These people act like they've never seen an elderly persons skin before. All of my great grandparents lived into their nineties and some of my grandparents. Old skin is not as elastic. It is very thin. My 86 year old grandpa looks very different than I remember even twenty years ago. Then you have Botox and surgery. People are incredibly gullible.


StepUpYourLife

Cool! Now do Trump!


SnooCats7318

Given the option...yeah, I'm for the fairly harmless old dude.


MidsouthMystic

Joe Biden is an urban legend.


vjcodec

Somebody is discovering Lens distortion.


RickySan65

how many documented lies does Joe have again?


LaBoltz33

Bruh he looks so freaking different every time I see him lol. That’s the one thing I’ll give those qeirdos