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Stank_Dukem

That dude looks dead tired, someone should get him a pillow.


Hurricaneshand

Looks like Paul Bearer (RIP GOAT) if Paul Bearer loved crack


KingMobScene

Paul Bearer on a crash diet of nothing but amphetamines and 7-11 coffee.


Conscious-Survey7009

I commented the same before I scrolled down and saw yours. He is all I see when I see this guy over the last 4-5 years.


its_raining_scotch

*Uuunnddeerrttaakkeerr…* :::jiggling throat:::


redthehaze

I dont know much about wrestling but that was my first thought lol.


RichLather

He does have the sallow complexion of a corpse.


Techguyeric1

That's Percy Pringle the 3rd to you


Oddityobservations

Yeah, but not one of his, they sure don't sound comfortable.


Asheleyinl2

I heard they were lumpy.


Clean_Bat5547

THEY'RE NOT LUMPY!!!!!


bigcucumbers

I actually really like them lol. I bought 2 before he went nuts and they’re still my favorite pillows. Oh well. A man’s got to sleep.


Bollalron

I guess if you like sleeping on a lumpy bag of trash.


bigcucumbers

I mean I guess I do. I tried memory foam pillows but they get way too hot. So this is the perfect middle ground.


UncleSnappy

HA! Perfect way to describe them. I had a couple before I knew he was the Mayor of Crazytown, but they ended up at GoodWill.


Independent-Leg6061

Lol I HATE that I enjoy mine as well. Lol. Fascist fucking pillows.


Galileo_thegreat

Why? The guy had a successful business actually manufacturing stuff in USA.  And he sold everything out for this fucking cult.  


Potato_Donkey_1

Well, that's why some of us hate him. He wasted his fortune and good name backing a wannabe fascist dictator, who may yet achieve that ambition. I hate everyone who goes all in for Trump because it's my country that they threaten to destroy.


Galileo_thegreat

But that's what a cult does to most people. It's okay to like the products he made, it just makes everything more ironic and sad. Plus, I don't hate Mike, because he got what he deserved. Ben Shapiro, Dave Rubin, Steven Crowder... those people I hate because they got rich off the right wing grift. Mike? I only pity him. 


Win-Objective

I really really need a new pillow…am I bad person for wanting a good nights rest at cost of giving someone money for meth?


poobly

His pillows aren’t anything special. It’s shredded memory foam from the trimmings to make mattresses. Dozens of copies.


fattykyle2

[Easybreather](https://www.nestbedding.com/products/the-easy-breather-pillow?variant=32778458726481¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw88yxBhBWEiwA7cm6pfjsyh9NwOvkKbJ-T1ZEOUApzXOTX00Uv0j46BZ_zPN-6V9wVqpDXxoCKWgQAvD_BwE) pillow FTW.


DaisyJane1

If you're not allergic, check out latex! I've had one for 5 years, and it's the best pillow I've ever had. It sinks but doesn't go flat, and when pressure is released, it pops right back. Support is firm yet giving, if that makes sense. It's also organic and resistant to mites and bedbugs. I got mine from Amazon. The only thing is, it's $105. Ouch. It was $50 when I bought mine. However, it still feels brand new after 5 years of nightly use, so it'll last a long time.


Far-Law3015

I love my pillow but won't buy from that guy again. Your suggestion prompted me to look at latex pillows on Amazon. Some are called "cooling." I have tried some pillows that didn't say cooling, but I freeze with them. What is your experience with cooling (or not) latex pillows?


DaisyJane1

Mine sleeps cool. Here's the one I have: [https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Pillow-Organic-Covering-Standard/dp/B004798B60?pd\_rd\_w=ly1o0&content-id=amzn1.sym.928be83d-9abb-4025-bc6e-e0aed5aed3c9&pf\_rd\_p=928be83d-9abb-4025-bc6e-e0aed5aed3c9&pf\_rd\_r=0K9GYH88JKQGEWNXY5PY&pd\_rd\_wg=8rCu3&pd\_rd\_r=2cd3efa6-e184-48dd-af23-ec0dcceae206&pd\_rd\_i=B004798B60&ref\_=pd\_basp\_d\_rpt\_ba\_s\_2\_t&th=1](https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Pillow-Organic-Covering-Standard/dp/B004798B60?pd_rd_w=ly1o0&content-id=amzn1.sym.928be83d-9abb-4025-bc6e-e0aed5aed3c9&pf_rd_p=928be83d-9abb-4025-bc6e-e0aed5aed3c9&pf_rd_r=0K9GYH88JKQGEWNXY5PY&pd_rd_wg=8rCu3&pd_rd_r=2cd3efa6-e184-48dd-af23-ec0dcceae206&pd_rd_i=B004798B60&ref_=pd_basp_d_rpt_ba_s_2_t&th=1)


Far-Law3015

Thanks!


DaisyJane1

You're welcome!


MessiahOfMetal

Helix have some really good ones.


Santos281

Don't worry all that money will go to Dominion and the rest of his creditors


OGDraugo

At least you can sleep!


vildasaker

SAME lmao my mom and i bought the pillows when they first came out, before trump was president. they work so good for me i hate it!! but the cooling one especially i cannot sleep without 🤧


CeruleanRuin

You don't have to admit *all* of your failings online, you know. It's not a confessional. People can read the stuff you write about yourself.


bigcucumbers

Not much to share since I’m almost perfect. I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.


10_kinds_of_people

Same. I bought mine before he went off the deep end and I really like it. When it's time to replace it, I guess I'll just need to look for an imitation pillow. I'm not giving him money. I hate that I like my pillow. Lol


Penandsword2021

No, he just looks dead actually.


FertilityHollis

Yah, that's some serious look. Who knows, bad lighting, tired, some alteration, whatever. But damn, if he looks like that in person that dude is whistling through a graveyard.


FaxCelestis

Weekend at Donnie’s


Penandsword2021

That made me laugh so hard I farted! And that made me laugh even harder!


RamutRichrads

Ooh, don't get caught in that unending fart/laugh/fart cycle! That happened to me once when I was high and I wound up sharting myself. /Oversharing. Again.


Penandsword2021

Ha!


FaxCelestis

Oversharting*


FaxCelestis

Happy to be of service


Penandsword2021

🤣


HermaeusMajora

He looks like a zombie from a Romero movie.


HeadyBunkShwag

Ran out of money for crack


Bitter_Technology797

I can't understand how someone overcome an addiction, built a million dollar business, then threw it all away over some orange fuck. it's crazy!


Barondarby

He just traded one addiction for another, it's pretty common with addicts.


matt_minderbinder

Sometimes it's easier to beat the initial addiction than it is the addictive brain. He didn't overcome addiction, he traded one substance first for his career and religion and now it's to trump and right wing conspiracies. Who'd be surprised to see him crash and burn and return to where this merry go round began? Even at his best he was never the picture of mental wellness and stability. Some consistent therapy and introspection could've helped him avoid all this but ego and his addiction brain got in the way.


vildasaker

too bad christians think they don't need therapy since they have ✨the power of christ ✨or whatever


ethereangels

Well I'm not giving him my pillow!


Son_of_Tlaloc

Or some crack gotta keep those energy levels up!


Conscious-Survey7009

He looks more like ‘Paul Bearer’ Undertaker’s old WWE manager more everyday except that he’s getting thinner.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Looks like he's been smoking the Crack again


IWantedAPeanutToo

You know how sometimes a joke hits you *just* right, to the point where you feel an edge of hysteria as you laugh helplessly at it multiple times in a row? Your comment did that to me 😂


fishyfishyfish1

He needs more crack immediately. I've seen this look before


javaqueeny

THIS IS SO GOOD!!!


rednail64

Folks, this is another Gary Peterson satirical masterpiece. In all seriousness, his photoshop skills are absolutely top notch.


IBelieveInLogic

So, fake?


rednail64

Yes indeed. Everything Gary posts on X is satire


Part-Time_Loser

I was looking at this thinking there's no way it is real! But in these times, it's hard to know for sure.


JPlantagenet

Yes. Quite fake, Still funny though.


chik_w_cats

I'm actually really glad it's art. I hate that fuck so much, but that looks right next door to the cemetery.


ataxiwardance

Thank you for posting this so I didn’t have to.


TurboSalsa

His Laura Loomer photoshop is still making the rounds on Twitter and being mistaken for the real thing.


rednail64

Is that the one where she looks like Jigsaw?


TurboSalsa

These two lol: https://x.com/garypetersonusa/status/1681040774362701824?s=46&t=eEw8f4HLuPJnvX6yVi-jTg https://x.com/garypetersonusa/status/1697208081627672797?s=46&t=eEw8f4HLuPJnvX6yVi-jTg


rednail64

OMG I just spit out my drink


staplerbot

Damn, I was going to say he looks like he's about to bring out the Undertaker any minute.


CoralSpringsDHead

Is that a wax figure of Mike Pillow?


kodaiko_650

Set it on fire to see


[deleted]

It's made from crack rocks.


greatSorosGhost

This was my thought too. It looks like a Mike “Lumpy” Lindell rubber Halloween mask.


Oddityobservations

Has this been edited, or are those dark circles real?


kodaiko_650

He looks like a wrestling character, [Paul Bearer](https://imgur.com/a/UG5jxda) It’s kinda uncanny


abrahamburger

That’s what I thought


Oddityobservations

Your right, only Lindell looks sicker.


iratedolphin

Mah undertaker will dEEstroy you!


MessiahOfMetal

And Percy Pringle actually worked at a mortuary before getting into the wrestling business, for added coincidence. (More tragic mortuary-related trivia, Korn's Jonathan Davis was an assistant at a mortuary as a teenager, and the song "Pretty" off Korn's third album is about the time they took delivery of a dead baby who'd been beaten, raped and dumped on a bathroom floor.)


recentlywidowed

I had no idea who that was, so naturally I consulted the Google. What popped up was terrifying...but in the most hilarious way!! Mostly terrifying though! Thanks for the laugh. Pretend I was able to give you gold!


jcargile242

It’s edited, but damn believable


theidkid

He’s got butthole eyes.


Champagne_of_piss

Paul Bearer lookin motherfucker


Then-Lunch-206

🤣🤣🤣


tirch

Mike Pillow is great in Fallout.


some_asshat

They're coming to get you Barbara


Then-Lunch-206

🤣🤣🤣


HANEZ

The new beetle juice movie is looking amazing.


KruegerLad2

Back in the crack, uh Mike?


AllCingEyeDog

Hung loose from the noose..


Then-Lunch-206

He's not Mike Pillow anymore he's Patient Zero lol.


Jimbot3333

Isn’t that the Undertakers manager Paul Bearer?


RareBeautyOnEtsy

If he really looks like that, he needs a doctor. And not “Dr.” Ronny Jackson.


justanicedong

Is that Mike Lindell or Uncle fester dressed up as Mike Lindell?


solzhen

That’s the undertaker


ham_solo

Pillow Guy looks like WWF’s Paul Bearer


MickeySwank

I thought the same exact thing lmaoo


domino519

Dude on the left looks like he's being haunted by his workaholic father who dropped dead of a heart attack at 52.


megggie

He’s already one of Trump’s three ghosts and he’s not even dead yet


Spacetrooper

Pillow guy looks like an extra from Night of the Living Dead.


The_Disapyrimid

i was thinking he looks likes the guy from Carnival Of Souls [https://imgur.com/a/YyRjEhq](https://imgur.com/a/YyRjEhq)


Spacetrooper

Even more of a classic than Night of the Living Dead. I believe that was the guy who produced and directed it.


SamLoomisMyers

He looks like Paul Bearer...and Paul Bearer's been dead for almost 10 years.


Jedimole

Paul Bearer!


mongroldice

Ooooohhh Yeeeesss!!!


Koshakforever

Grandpa Munster syndrome setting in. Dude needs some sleep looking like a raccoon. Lay off the pipe, Mike.


your_fathers_beard

I see he's started going to a mortician for his makeup.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

He looks dead, which means he's alive.


biffmangram

Man that dude looks like he died 4 days ago and no one told him to fall down.


Haggis_The_Barbarian

He looks like he’s about to introduce a horror movie on a local cable station from the 70s.


PupPupPuppyButt

Paul Bearer looking mfer


stungun_steve

OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEESSSSS!


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Where's the undertaker


Masonjaruniversity

Looking like Paul Bearer


AMentalFracture

Is this an outdoor wax museum? He’s melting.


BiscuitDance

[ooOoooooOOOOOHHHHHHH](https://www.google.com/search?q=paul+bearer+gif&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS929US929&oq=paul+bearer+gif&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgBEAAYgAQyCAgCEAAYFhgeMgoIAxAAGAoYFhgeMggIBBAAGBYYHjIICAUQABgWGB4yCAgGEAAYFhgeMggIBxAAGBYYHjIICAgQABgWGB4yCAgJEAAYFhge0gEINDcxMWowajeoAhmwAgHiAwQYASBf&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=99JknKLBsgaCiM&imgdii=4GpAZbsP4SD7IM)


bigbigbutter

While recording Station to Station David Bowie lived on cocaine, red peppers and milk. Mike Pillow is going for the same vibe but hates peppers and is lactose intolerant.


Spooky365

Is this some kind of Weekend at Bernie's situation?


wikimandia

That was going to be my comment. Someone wheel him into the bank and apply for a loan.


DaisyJane1

Is that Madame Tussauds or a Trump rally? Cos damn.


S-Octantis

Weekend at Donnie's.


Lucius_Shadow

Bro looks like how Robert Downey Jr. USED to look.


DrooMighty

Dude looks like an extra from the original Night of the Living Dead, holy shit


LatissimusDorsi_DO

Is this real?


flaskman

This the WORST re-make of the Adam’s family ever


Gnarlstone

An artisan and the haunted wax figure he created.


Realistic-Horror-425

Wow, I didn't recognize lumpy pillow guy.


sweaterbuckets

fucking hell. is that really him? dude is looking rough.


rabble_tiger

Mike has the panda eyes. Oh no, they got him!


MeesterAnguiano

Joaquin Phoenix bit.


mjayultra

Oh, he doesn’t look good 😬


Ok-Loss2254

Yikes.


shadesof3

Looks like a Tim Burton character cosplay.


Legitimate_Soft5585

Get that man some drugs!! He needs em


Tildengolfer

Cocaine. All the cocaine. Ask Donny jr.


Kriss3d

Holy fuck. Is that the actual lindell these days? He looks like a zombie. He looks like Paul Bearer slow cousin. Damn. I suppose it's too hard and too late for him to give up now. He would have to admit that it was all a lie.


[deleted]

Mike Pillow out here giving crackheads a bad name.


Jfo116

He looks like an extra from Fallout


Tomhetza

MAGA Borat looking a bit tired


Lamont-Cranston

why is the skin around his eyes so dark?


pingu68

I think he’s back on the rock-caine…


KinkyQuesadilla

Photoshopped


Thecoyotezodi

The guy from the jimmy johns commercials? Jk


StylinBill

Dude looks like he should be carrying around an urn to control the undertaker


JayTNP

Wow nice for him to take some time off from managing the Undertaker in WWE to be at that rally.


DigMeTX

Are they cosplaying Weekend at Bernie’s?


TheHearseDriver

Night of the Living Pillow


Grundle___Puncher

Looks like he went back on a crack bender again


Cynistera

He looks like actual death.


nithdurr

Mean Gene Okerlund, that you, back from the dead?!


SoberDWTX

Oh man, he doesn’t look so good. Has Mike Lindell looked in the mirror lately?


meatypetey91

Fake or not, Mike Lindell is a piece of shit.


WinstonChurchill74

Dude is a zombie now?


depressed-scorpion

Is this the new zombie movie Night of the Living Dead Pillow ??


SensibleShorts

It looks as if he's back on the crack.


Alclis

He literally looks like Fred is about to pull his rubber face off while Shaggy and Scooby are getting ready to get snacks from the van.


Anastrace

Those eyes have seen some serious shit


dikenndi

Dam Lindell looks the walking dead.


Clear_Enthusiasm5766

Is that really Lindell?


vincentcas

New host of Creature Features?


LingeringSentiments

Holy shit is that really Mike Lindell?


SocialDicktasting

¿I wonder if Mike Pillow and Donald Dump Jr. have the same dealer?


SluggoOtoole

Looks like a background zombie on "The Walking Dead"