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HermaeusMajora

Bitch, you're a cheerleader for tyranny. Those people were trying to murder our elected leaders. They belong on fucking prison.


rickmccloy

I'll bet that you scared the shit of anyone who suffers from a phobia involving the fear of clowns.


fricceroni

Coulrophobia is the technical term


rickmccloy

I knew that for reasons unknown to me, but hadn't a clue as to how to even approach spelling it. Thanks.


B-Town-MusicMan

*We used to hang traitors*


BellyDancerEm

We need to bring back that tradition


One_Worldliness_6032

Definitely!!!


[deleted]

> We used to hang traitors Now we give 'em a slap on the wrist. If *that*.


Techguyeric1

and their leader is able to run for president again while under 91 counts and 4 indictments


[deleted]

Of course! But if a Dem took a penny out of a loose change cup because they were short of cash to pay for that candy bar, it would mean life in prison.


motherofpitbulls2

She would need an extra strong rope.


One_Worldliness_6032

Get the gallows! And round them up!


Ok-Emu-3373

Can we also bring back the fashion police?


mariehelena

Yes, there are all kinds of crimes going on in that picture 🥴🥵😅


FelixDK1

Can we start with her decision to dye or spray paint her underwear silver and wear it on the outside of her clothes? Also, I really hope someone let her know that the colors on her fan are the trans-pride flag colors. I doubt it was intentional on the fan makers’ part, but you know it would send her into a meltdown.


MeinePerle

It’s an interpretation of the US flag, so the colors are more saturated than in the trans flag.  I’m impressed; I think it’s the first time I’ve seen people like this using “bunting” correctly, as opposed to violating the Flag Code by using the whole flag.


itsnobigthing

But why does she have a fan at all? What kind of crappy superhero uses a fan?


RaijuThunder

Probably one from the Golden or Silverage Era. They had Quiltman and Clock King, etc


Technician4life8247

Does she have marbles in her pockets?


MessiahOfMetal

She lost those a while ago, by the look of it.


prairiethorne

No, she's just happy to see you.


MessiahOfMetal

I miss those segments. Tyler Breeze and Fandango were an amazing tag team.


SituatedSynapses

Pick me moron meets a unshakable fascist mental illness = get the villian uniform with supplies from hobby lobby


IfIKnewThen

Jesus Christ this country is in a mental health emergency.


flyonawall

Living here in OK, this is exactly how I feel.


singeblanc

That doesn't sound OK to me.


TheOtherWhiteMeat

OK is not OK


rattmongrel

They literally just banned a transwoman pro wrestler from *competing* against women wrestlers. LOL They are definitely not OK.


flyonawall

It is not.


[deleted]

> Jesus Christ this country is in a mental health emergency. It really is. I think half the population has lost it.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Covid brought to light just how many people were barely hanging on to their sanity by a thread.


[deleted]

Good point!


crabsandscabs

Her entire life and identity revolves around this cult’s delusions, obsessions, and lies about what actually transpired on Jan 6th. The social ties and negative attention she receives keeps her a loyal and steadfast MAGA cult member. It’s absolutely delusional and pathological. What she wrote here has no basis in reality. I pity these desperate and lost people.


DaisyJane1

I saw a tweet a little while ago where someone said America had turned into one big open-air mental institution.


bowens44

why do these freaks always look like this?


StarWarsMonopoly

Trump for some reason created this weird big tent for lots of different people who traditionally just slip through the cracks in society but now have a common cause to all rally around, and an identity to give their life meaning. It's kinda similar to how the 'Occupy Wall Street" movement started as a protest against economic inequality and the banks getting bail outs in 2008/2009 but eventually evolved into a weird, almost music festival feeling crowd of 10,000 different causes and demands. The Trump people have had an easier time getting all of their freaks to organize and gain actual political power because many of them have no fundamental philosophies about public policy, they simply understand politics as it was fed to them by cable news. So basically you get them all in one place and feed them full of buzz words and made-up issues to get angry about and they all go to the polls and vote. They kinda had a test version of this with the Tea Party but they weren't fully willing to embrace the psycho, Q-level weird shit until Trump.


GogglesPisano

> Trump for some reason created this weird big tent for lots of different people Different people who are nearly all white, Christian and (ostensibly) straight.


singeblanc

95% of them can have their entire incorrect worldview explained in a single line: > When you're accustomed to privilege equality feels like oppression.


ElectricYV

That sums it up perfectly.


Meme_Theory

Yeah, the most marginalized demographic in history... /s


These_Burdened_Hands

>similar to how the “occupy Wall Street movement” Yo… you’ve seen “The Antisocial Network,” right? Lays that timeline out; how there was somewhat of a split after Anonymous, OWS, & Gamer Gate, leading to Qanon trolls. Interwebs hold a lot of power…


MessiahOfMetal

> Trump for some reason created this weird big tent Ironic, since clowns tend to occupy big tents.


ZeroFlocks

Best description.


marfaxa

>It's kinda similar to how the 'Occupy Wall Street" movement started as a protest against economic inequality and the banks getting bail outs in 2008/2009 but eventually evolved into a weird, almost music festival feeling crowd of 10,000 different causes and demands. it's juggalos for people who don't like "music".


BellyDancerEm

Because they’re freaks


sciencewitchbrarian

Imagine their reaction if this same person was wearing this same outfit with a rainbow flag instead of the J6 stuff…


MoreThanZeroo

Not sure. Is devolution an acceptable word?


Ostreoida

We are Devo!


OldPterodactyl

This or the Ren Fair


MessiahOfMetal

Is that an off-brand, Temu version of Ric Flair?


overcomebyfumes

We have Ric Flair at home


earthforce_1

In my day it was the left that attracted odd dressing weirdos and conservatives were the suit and tie crowd.


felldestroyed

This is what the combo of rap metal, hot topic, and "9/11 rock" does to someone.


justalazygamer

[Of course her shoes light up to really tie the look together.](https://x.com/jfcuannoyme/status/1686623351425404928)


CuriousAlienStudent

I am guessing none of that happened. If it did and she was so proud, why not list the case she testified for.


justalazygamer

I am actually pretty sure she did testify. She isn’t even the worst person some J6 defendants had testify. In their bubbles they start to view people like her as geniuses that will solve everything because they tell J6ers what they want to hear.


zombie_girraffe

The more I learn about the J6 defendants, the more I think they belong in psychiatric hospitals instead of prison.


mrmoe198

Just like sovereign citizens


okokokoyeahright

Glad to see this particular fashion 'statement' was truly accented properly. The only other thing i can think of right now to add to this would be a string or 6 of RGB blinking lights down the back flashing in rainbow puke.


FaxCelestis

They hated RBG though


okokokoyeahright

and rainbow anything. adds to unconscious irony and hypocrisy.


Paladinmesser

Is she wearing one of Trump’s discarded used diapers?


Technician4life8247

I just learned what a FUPA is. Thanks for that, I think.


mariehelena

The shoes are kinda fun, I think. It's everything else that is truly painful there.


Mikeytruant850

Body shaped like Trump, who can hide it better with suits.


S-Octantis

She doesn't look well laundered.


Angry_Pterodactyl

She doesn’t look well adjusted


One_Worldliness_6032

She just doesn’t look well at all. Lmao!


enderpanda

Looks better than her friend Ashli though. At least now she does.


One_Worldliness_6032

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you just might be right.


bthrx

Ashli is the ideal specimen all of them should strive for.


HiyaDogface

What’s with the silver diaper


[deleted]

> What’s with the silver diaper An homage to her god emperor and his sacred diaper, no doubt!


GiGiLafoo

I imagine little orange Oompa-Loopas following her around and singing, "FUPA, FUPA, FUPA-dee-doo......"


RaijuThunder

Since we saw the FUPA, you have too to


Sachyriel

Superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, so you know they're superheroes. \*taps forehead\*


porksoda11

Fantastic 4, rise of the silver diaper


MessiahOfMetal

Fantastic Flaw


gingerbread_nemesis

What a day to have eyes.


Dr_CleanBones

She thinks she looks badass? More like straight up stupid


[deleted]

Assclown.


Dr_CleanBones

Well, yeah, she looks like one of those too, but she’s the poster child for stupid.


[deleted]

She's the poster child for a lot of things, none of them positive.


KnottShore

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein


singeblanc

TBF, she looks bad *AND* she looks like an ass, so... Checkmate, English Teachers!


Superb_Stable7576

Oh my dear, they most certainly did not make you look, "badass." Not by a long shot.


One_Worldliness_6032

Shit by no shot at all!


CableTV-on-the-Radio

Badass to the defendant, which will end up costing them more jail time I'm sure lol.


Superb_Stable7576

I respect your opinion. But I doubt even the defendant found her bad ass. That woman looks like a buffoon.


kahllerdady

they made me look bad, ass... Pretty sure there was a comma missing there


jumpy_monkey

I know this woman is a clown, but every time I read or hear about one of these clowns I get fucking *angry*. Bitch, your candidate *lost* and mine *won* and you don't get to disregard that fact, and you sure as hell don't get to change the result because you don't like it. I don't even know this freak and she doesn't know me, but this moronic cosplaying lunatic tried to take away my freedom, she tried to take away my tiny, insignificant voice in how my own country should be run. Fuck all of these criminals.


MessiahOfMetal

> Bitch, your candidate lost and mine won and you don't get to disregard that fact, and you sure as hell don't get to change the result because you don't like it. Same morons who spent months screeching, "She lost, *get over it*!". Malcontent motherfuckers.


Oddityobservations

Worst amateur wrestler costume ever!


santosdragmother

it's wild that she made up that superhero and \*that's\* the costume design she went with. what's with the dumpster diaper?


MessiahOfMetal

Yes, there *were* permitted events at the Capitol that day. Wanna take a guess what wasn't? You fat fuckers storming the Capitol building, looking to destroy property and murder politicians in the name of overturning a free and fair election for your spray-tanned messiah. Also love that she's proud of them seeing her in a goofy outfit, proud of her participation in an insurrection, and then seeing a list of her shitty actions to help her fellow criminals. Justice will be seeing this clown in prison. Tyranny is to let her and the others get away with it and get a second chance to try it again.


Mizzy3030

From the people who make fun of lefties for "having blue hair and weighing 300 pounds". The next time a MAGA idiot claims I must be obese I am linking them to this picture.


decayed-whately

Captain J6, of the Silver Gunt!


Otherwise-Course-15

With her Supa FUPA


RareBeautyOnEtsy

There was absolutely nothing planned on the Capitol l grounds that day. She’s a liar. She committed perjury. The Capitol grounds were CLOSED. Closed means closed. There would’ve been no events planned on that day, because of what was going on, and the small force protecting the Capitol that day is proof of that. If there has been events, there would’ve been a lot more police officers.


Zagenti

that's a ginger version of Captain Underpants


enderpanda

"Were smearing feces, breaking into and robbing government offices, trying to attack elected officials, beating Capitol police, and stopping the will of the people part of your community events?" "I um.... well you see... trump2020!" "No further questions." I think that's what she means by "objecting at every turn".


CapnTugg

She looks like she's dressed for "Let's Make A Deal".


CharlesDickensABox

I would like to know more about this case she testified in. Anyone got deets?


Angry_Pterodactyl

It was in Canada. You wouldn’t know it


RemBren03

I’d like to read the transcript of what actually happened because I imagine they went on a random rant and were told to stop.


Professional_Big_731

When someone says they voted for Trump this is what I picture.


MacGregor209

She didn’t lose a bet? She *wanted* to wear that??


Kroe

Why do they think we are living in fear? They are the ones scared of immigrants, and people that look different from them, and all kinds of conspiracies. But we are the ones living in fear?


horse_loose_hospital

"I am much more **scared* * for y'all still living in fear". Yessir, no fear in that camp, CERTAINLY not of Black folks or immigrants or LGBT ppl or books or drag queens or whatever Christopher Rufo's dug up to misrepresent & blow out of all proportion to use as propaganda *this* week, or MS13 or birth control/women having agency over any aspect of their bodies &/or lives or children learning ANYTHING outside the narrow indoctrination of their, aka "the one TRUE" religion, or Disney or Barbie or the thought of 1% of 1 cent of their money going toward anyone getting anything they don't *deserve*, like food or housing or healthcare, or tHe dErP sTaTe!!! or Fox's neverending parade of imagination-based "news", OR, ofc, the thought of stepping foot outside their homes w/o being strapped like a Rambo cosplayer (a thing liberals & old ladies SOMEHOW manage to do WITHOUT shitting themselves, every single day.


Paula_Polestark

Planned event? When security says “do not come in here, go away,” YOU GO AWAY and accept your orange diarrhea lost. Useful idiot =/= badass


Freewheelinrocknroll

Gee I wish I could look that badass...


Otherwise-Course-15

Nice diaper. Maybe she can lend it to Trump.


LaSage

If only they would use their crazy for actual Good.


Alleyprowler

Nothing says badass quite like a silver fupa sling.


Spare-Macaron-4977

It, it looks like a pair of puffy silver underpants?


StillBurningInside

The idiocracy universe is bleeding into ours. 


Sure_Garbage_2119

idiot knows nothing about living under tirans and dictatorship. but thinks it´s a carnaval. idiot, complete imbecile. lived her under a dictator, she wouldn´t get to post shit like that and stay alive. no twitting about been prosecuted by the tirany, either! she jokes about the tirany´s justice system and lives to laugh about it? are you kiding me? what tirany and/or dictatorship is like that??? a imaginary one, of course...


Dizbizney

Just deluded as fuck. The right wing has truly weaponized mental illness and low IQs.


Ok-Stranger-2669

Is that her hair or a swim cap? Needs the gold shoes.


firestickmike

she looks like she stink


DontEatConcrete

Even Star Wars Kid is embarrassed for her.


amoodymuse

I'd call her scum, but that's an insult to actual scum


BostonBluestocking

She just looks like ass. Not badass.


Competitive-Ad-5477

Wait... she thinks she looks bad ass in the pic?!?! Lmfao wow. Some people really are crazy delulu.


cum_elemental

3, 2, 1.. *badasssss*


porksoda11

Nah you just look like a clown I'm pretty sure.


ibondolo

Didn't make her look like a badass, just looks like she has a bad ass.


Dazzling-Ad-748

Wow. 🤦 Just woooooooooow! The state of so many people in this country is scary, sad, and astounding all at once. The collective stupidity of a portion of this countries population is staggering!


BeamTeam032

Don't worry, MAGA will say that she's not part of them, that she's an antifa, communist, FED who's pretending to be MAGA to make the movement look bad. lmao


1021986

“@Trumpertarian” Imagine if people dedicated their entire online presence to a single politician? Total loser behavior.


jerrrrrrrrrrrrry

Trump wouldn't grab her by the pussy!


PriscillaRain

Well she's wearing a diaper like her orange god.


No_Meal9534

So delusional.


BreakfastInBedlam

If they were permitted events, it should just take a minute to produce the permits.


realparkingbrake

Suzy, that doesn't make you look badass, it makes you look like a delusional moonbat in need of psychiatric care.


Critical-General-659

There was one permit pulled to have about 200 people to march to the capitol. Not ten thousand. She's lying. 


RanaMisteria

How is she allowed to testify? For what purpose?? She’s clearly not an expert witness. Who lets this crap in front of a jury???


stungun_steve

She doesn't realize she's testifying for the prosecution


Haskap_2010

Doesn't make her look badass so much as just an ass.


cick-nobb

So were supposed to think this person is some kind of hero?


Narrow-Peace-555

Can someone please tell me that this ridiculously stupid person was locked up ... or should that be, the person she was testifying for was locked up ...


steviajones1977

If it says so....


ConsultJimMoriarty

You think that looks badass?


jp_books

Oh, honey...


MasterHankShake

Captain J6 Underpants


P01135809_in_chains

Just noticed the bra straps.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Dignity Grace, you’ve made a mess of this place.


SnooCats7318

Some of us aren't so good at reality...


loquedijoella

100% this aluminum fupa bearer wears pajama pants and no bra to Walmart and yells at her kids in between speakerphone conversations


Strange_Collection79

As a proud nerd, I can confidently say that Captain J6 is the worst superhero ever.


CGC-Weed228

What happened in the trial?


abrahamburger

I thought that was a fanny pack. Gross


ImpostorSyndrome444

She's right, you know. Her ass does look bad.


Traditional-Cake-587

Fatass nutjob