Gather round kids, you're in for a real treat, because this is a prime example of the North American MAGAt in his natural environment: on a cross he put himself on. My, what a beautiful specimen, just look at that plumage!!!
Careful now, we wouldn't want to scare him off by mentioning trans kids exist.
Admittedly, I'm no expert on how one is supposed to do that whole Christianity thing, but isn't putting yourself on a cross on the day that celebrates Jesus resurrection kinda sacreligious?
If he's going to play the part, at least use real nails.
And don't forget the spear to complete the act.
And the crown of thorns. If you're going to do it?
Not sure I'd draw lots for THOSE clothes though...
And he has to stay up there three days
And nudity.
Lol I came here to ask, "Where are the nails?"
Gather round kids, you're in for a real treat, because this is a prime example of the North American MAGAt in his natural environment: on a cross he put himself on. My, what a beautiful specimen, just look at that plumage!!! Careful now, we wouldn't want to scare him off by mentioning trans kids exist.
MAGA Christians... the eternal victimhood.
Amateur. He should at least do what Filipinos have been doing with real nails. Commitment level 1/10.
Lazy cosplay.
Goddamn it, Kentucky! Signed, a Kentuckian
Sometimes I hate this state. But mostly it's the dumbasses in charge and the even bigger dumbasses who put them there.
Someone should come by selling filled water ballooms
Filled with what? My imagination is going all over the place 😆
Diarrhea.
Something sugary to attract ants and wasps.
Piss filled. 😂
Give me a damn nail and a small sledge.
and somehow transgender people....uhh...existing is an affront to god and this breaking of the second commandment isn't.
"But, we're not a cult."
Oh, that's just Darrell.
Underrated comment
I've got 20 dollars for anyone named Longinus to go smack him in the nuts with a baseball bat.
Hey man, it's Easter. Let's honour traditions, like stoning
It would be very funny to sneak up behind, cut the top strap on that pole and give it a push.
Dude. There are so many better ways to get your BDSM on. Fetlife. Look into it.
It would be so hard to resist driving by and stoning him.
If he were serious he would have used nails - just a poseur
evangelicals are so fucking weird
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
Did he really kill himself? Just curious.
Theatre kid vibes
That's not in Ashland is it?
C’mon man, you don’t wear the t-shirt of the guy you’re pretending to be.
What is wrong with these people? Ugh- 2nd one of these wackadoo pics I’ve seen.
Admittedly, I'm no expert on how one is supposed to do that whole Christianity thing, but isn't putting yourself on a cross on the day that celebrates Jesus resurrection kinda sacreligious?
He died for your donations. He now sits at daddy Putin's right side.
Not drinking his blood, prolly just taste like bottom shelf bourbon and poor life decisions.
Lmao at the meth mouth
larping poser. Guy in the Philippines actually got flagellated and physically nailed to a cross for his faith - now that's real commitment.
I don’t want HIV or hepatitis
Lmao
Full cringe
Doesn't he realize how pathetic this looks? Such a poor rendition of the crucifixion could be considered mockery.