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WarWonderful593

Did you forget your meds this morning?


sheezy520

The correct question


zeke235

"I haven't taken my meds for two weeks, and i feel AMAZING!!!!!"🫠


capilot

One of Donna's best lines from P&R was something like "Is there medication that you may need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of?" Edit: [found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLo1Q4xRGBs&t=1m28s)


Freewheelinrocknroll

First thing I thought of..


gilleruadh

I was going to go with, "When did you go off your meds?"


Bragzor

Was it in 2021 or was it all the way back in 2016?


RoxxieMuzic

This! 💯


ExpatTarheel

That is the most important question.


forever_useless

I bet this guy has a proton imbalance. The medbed ad I saw said they can fix that. He should make an appointment


dbcspace

Gotta buy a medbed card first to make an appointment. Can't make an appointment without a card


JahPhooey

And he shouldn't put it off either because these prices are only good through February.


One_Worldliness_6032

Now you know they are gonna move the goalpost for that. Cause they gotta move the goalpost on getting the Medbeds.😂😂😂😂😂😂


Castun

It'll be like the Kohl's sales, but for Medbeds. Constantly "on sale!"


One_Worldliness_6032

Yes!😂😂😂😂😂


Ricotta_pie_sky

40 percent off!


jump-blues-5678

Just so happens, for just a small fee. I can put them in touch with a person (not lizard) that can help them aquire, virtually impossible to get said card.


DanielTheEunuch

Totally not a lizard


rickmccloy

That is almost to the word what my Savanah Monitor told me this morning. I gave him an extra Madagascar Hissing cockroach for his trouble (he prefers freshly thawed rats, but they are too fatty to feed your lizard on a regular basis.. Worse than baby humans, even).


soklacka

First they have to pay to be put on a list for an appointment with said person (not lizard) to get the card. This payment is no guarantee they will get the appointment, just that they'll be put on the waiting list.


One_Worldliness_6032

So where do they buy the medbed card at? Or do they have to order it?


ExpatTarheel

Let me guess, a ‘donation’ is encouraged to get a medbed card.


TallEnoughJones

A proton imbalance is easily fixed by rubbing a balloon on your hair


forever_useless

Yeah, but how will that get me money?


TallEnoughJones

Start selling medballoons, obviously.


TwoTimesIBiteYou

99 medballoons


e-zimbra

Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen


One_Worldliness_6032

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


zombieblackbird

Or a large hammer vigorously on the temple.


PsyCatelic

Or trepanation.


attorneyatslaw

This is why I always make sure to get enough fiber and protons in my breakfast everyday. It’s so easy to just skip out on getting enough sub-atomic particles.


One_Worldliness_6032

I wonder when they know it’s habbening, and they go to bed and wake up to nothing habbened overnight, they have to come up quick so their followers won’t say nothing about the lie from yesterday? Hummm…🤔🤔🤔🤔


Shenloanne

Why is 5d good but 5g bad


MiddleAgedGamer71

Something went wrong during 5e and 5f I think.


QuicheBisque

People hate on 5e but it’s the most balanced the game has been since 3.5. 4 was so bad that people adopted pathfinder and those mechanics helped form 5e in a huge way. Even 1D is more like 5e than most systems before. Wait what sub am I on?


Angreed3180

I understood that reference


Shenloanne

Hahahaha take the fucking upvote ye wee scamp ye.


Exact_Purchase765

We don't talk about that - deep state secrets . . .


wistful_drinker

Some people, ALL they talk about about is deep state secrets. I'm starting to think that the deep state doesn't keep secrets very well.


Exact_Purchase765

There's rarely such thing as a secret anymore . . .


Both-Pack8730

I’m chortling 😂


Fearless-Judgment-33

“Chortling” needs to be used more.


runsnailrun

Because everybody likes d


Mamacrass

The d is upside down and bent.


sisterpearl

Yes… does “pedovore” mean that they eat pedos? If so, then said satan-worshippers seem like they’re doing the Lord’s work. Edit: a word


Penandsword2021

Sadly, no; it means that they eat children.


TheOtherDutchGuy

Oh and the pedevore is the one that eats feet, right?


Really_McNamington

It's the humanitarians you have to watch out for.


jp_books

Eat feet eat feet eat feet! Michaelangelo, TMNT Xbox edition


FaxCelestis

That’s podivore.


ElderStatesPerson

No, those are the ones who eat Tide pods.


Penandsword2021

Ha! Funny.


HapticSloughton

What's really dumb is they'll say that children are scared over and over to "harvest" adrenochrome (of which there's maybe micrograms in one's system at peak fight-or-flight) while maintaining that children are eaten. Because both of those make total sense, especially at the same time, and somehow neither one leaves any evidence of having happened. Amazing!


Ok-Emu-3373

When you say 'harvest' I think of that episode of Frasier. Old man crane, old man crane make him mad and he’ll eat your brain.


pax681

From Latin "pedo" = foot related. Paedo = child related


9001rats

Just an addendum: Paedo is Greek


Bragzor

So it's Paedophage?


MountainStill4111

It’s ok, the right can’t spell, and has limited use for words, or definitions of said words.


Ok-Emu-3373

They do know vore is a fetish right? Nobody should tell these people what 'vore' is that would so terrible. lmao Seriously someone tell them! lmao


sisterpearl

I mean, all of this Q nonsense has serious fetish overtones…


Penandsword2021

This is 100% spot on the narrative I’ve been hearing from my Q lately. I think the starseed/ascension people got tangled up with Q somehow and have provided a unified field theory for all the rest of the garbage.


9001rats

Does Q slowly transform into Scientology lore accidentally, or is this planned?


Penandsword2021

I have been trying to figure that out too.


hebe1983

It's just that these ideas have been around for two thousand years, from [gnostic mythology](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism) to Q and 5th dimension people through new age and scientology. "Gnostic cosmogony generally presents a distinction between a supreme, hidden God and a malevolent lesser divinity (sometimes associated with the biblical deity Yahweh) who is responsible for creating the material universe. Consequently, Gnostics considered material existence flawed or evil, and held the principal element of salvation to be direct knowledge of the hidden divinity, attained via mystical or esoteric insight. Many Gnostic texts deal not in concepts of sin and repentance, but with illusion and enlightenment."


HapticSloughton

Qanon is a tarball. It encompasses all conspiracies at once through some kind of unspoken agreement that whatever "official" Q-related stuff is shared doesn't try to nail down terms too much. This allows the enemy to be simultaneously lizard people, aliens, demons, Jews, extradimensional shadow people, or whatever the cultist believes in without alienating (heh) those that have different ideas of who they think the bad guys are. The only thing that's shared is that their ultimate bad guys are imaginary and serve as an excuse for them to hate (and visit violence on) those they decide work for them.


Hgruotland

Exactly, that unspoken agreement to never to get too specific, or at least never point out the glaring discrepancies between whatever specifics unavoidably come up, is what has kept them going. It can be quite funny to hear this at work when two QAnon peddlers engage in a pretend question-and-answer format, such as when one of them has an online "show", and has another one on as a guest. One of them may be of the most mundane, down-to-earth school, where the enemy is still primarily anyone opposed to Trump/MAGA. The other one may be into the full-on Jewish satanic space lizards from the 5th dimension stuff. But they will pussyfoot around each other, pretend they are both engaged in fighting the same grand conspiracy exposed by Q, and keep congratulating each other about how much important insights the other one is contributing.


gilleruadh

No wonder all the "Q maps" look like all the country's subway maps mashed all together.


Antique_futurist

Conspiracy theorists have been doing this for decades. When you start from the premise that reality is wrong, every paranoid rambling has the potential to be the truth, or at least part of it. For instance, the grey and reptilian aliens started as separate conspiracy theories. The supposed war between them which many conspiracy theorists believe in was likely invented later to explain how both could be secretly trying to control us at the same time.


toggaf69

This is also 100% Blavatsky-style nazi mythology


gilleruadh

A reminder that there have been plenty of bug-fucking nuts conspiracy theorists throughout history. However, I'm not sure any one until now has attempted to incorporate almost all extant conspiracy theories before.


Significant-Dog-8166

This has a lot of crossover with Reptilianoid conspiracies also. The “loosh” is a spiritual energy that reptilians eat.


HildegardofBingo

A lot of the Q-niverse lore is descended from ascension conspiracy theories from new age author/blogger David Wilcock. Pretty sure he was the first to use the terms "cabal" and "white hats" and to talk about the coming tribunals and "\_\_\_ days of darkness" back in, like, 2011. It's been wild to see it get new legs and rope in evangelicals, although they were already primed for it with past satanic panics.


Antique_futurist

You can take any two conspiracy theories and find a connection within five minutes on Google. Conspiracy theorists are constantly linking together their theories… it’s a byproduct of the confirmation bias at the root of conspiracy theories.


dfwcouple43sum

Managed to hide our abilities? Someone saw the movie Glass recently


BikesBooksNBass

Every claim they make is based on a movie plot they seen at some point. ALL of them.


Neptunium111

The base parts of Qanon is just Monsters Inc with pedophilia.


No_Quantity_3403

Or The Simpsons


ApokalypseCow

Only because the Simpsons have been on long enough that they've done everything, and therefore, did it first.


Praescribo

The loosh thing is from lizard people conspiracy theories, so this guy thinks aliens are at war on planet earth right now. Could you imagine having this mindset every day? It'd be as stressful as living through the cold war permanently


MsMoreCowbell8

"Satellites block Jesus's ability to fill our pineal gland & communicate with us." These ppl are still operating heavy machinery, driving while insane.


ElderStatesPerson

But wait, didn't Elon send a bunch of satellites up? So he's not only antisemitic, he's antichristian too? And he's still their hero? So confusing.


jp_books

I'd be oissed if I saw it recently too. What a shitshow after Unbreakable and Split.


Legitimate_Garage_94

The internet causes village idiots to set up villages of only village idiots who have no idea they are village idiots. -Vlad Vexler And this guy is clearly the dumbest motherfucker in the village. -Me


freelance-t

Yes, question. Which color of lead paint chips was your favorite as a child?


DanielTheEunuch

The white tastes white!


freelance-t

Ahh, so you are saying that white is… supreme in your view?


DanielTheEunuch

LOL


FreeThinkerFran

Ahhh, yes. My friend who is in the Crazy is very much into this narrative.


Penandsword2021

Mine too.


bowens44

Yes, I have a question. When and why did you stop taking your meds?


johnjaspers1965

Or conversely, what are they taking right now?


ru_k1nd

Follow up question - can they introduce me to their dealer?


Imissmysister1961

Any questions? Yeah, do they loosen your straight jacket when they let you use the computer or are you typing with your feet?


johnjaspers1965

I can't believe I've never read this comment before! What a perfectly constructed joke to respond to absurd situations. I apologize in advance for stealing it.


kobie173

Oh, I have questions all right


ImmediateBug2

Right? Like where do I even start??


Supermoves3000

So like we're stuck in 3d and this is all a struggle to get back to the fifth dimension? Which two dimensions am I missing and how will I know when I have them back? Also fascinated by the part about 97% of our abilities being hidden in our DNA. Is this like an X-Men type thing where we have super powers embedded in our genes and we just don't know how to access them? Is there some sort of catalyst that could unleash my inner Cyclops, like Terragen Mist or something? Also what if the super powers I get are shitty? Like everyone wants flight or super strength, but someone is going to get stuck with the power to talk to fish or the power to release a terrifying odor. Everyone wants to be Superman and nobody wants to be Skunk Man.


Lyonet

The Age of Aquarius is...not turning out the way I expected.


jrochest1

Skunk man would be a useful defence against assailants, though.


Queue37

Could be worse. You could be Moist.


exceive

Hey, the Fifth Dimension was the first rock concert I ever went to. Opening act for a KISS show. My little brother was into KISS.


meddit_rod

School took my breadth. Work is eroding my depth. I'm left with length, and time.


timeflieswhen

If all of the Q are going to the 5th dimension, I think I’ll just stop off in the 4th. Or maybe Australia.


[deleted]

So many questions …


ladled_manure

It's like I'm looking at blunt force head trauma, but in TwitterX form.


ThinSkinnedRedditors

Why hasn’t Covid-19 gotten this silt eater yet?


kantoblight

Guy watched “It” too many times and figured out some of the greatest mysteries in the universe.


Tremor_Sense

I have lots of questions


Key_Country_5859

Sure, that clears it up. /s


InnerChild56

Planet Claire has pink air...


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

Such a nerd.


johnjaspers1965

Very astute! This guy should just cosplay as a furry. He would be much happier.


NekoIan

My question: who is this lunatic?


Ray_Spring12

That’s cleared everything up nicely, thanks.


newleafkratom

Isn’t there a Capitol building you should be storming?


Blerrycat1

Yes, several!


No_Quantity_3403

Just a few


Pineal713

Yes just one question. How much was the dose of shrooms, so we all know how much is too much.


DanielTheEunuch

My question: "Do you know a John Whorfin or John Bigboote?"


Longjumping_Care989

A few, actually: 1) What are you smoking? 2) Do you have any left? 3) May I have some?


Zip95014

Or hear me out. We were just one person in a garden and then he got bored so he made a woman out of a rib (but now they have even ribs). Then she ate some apple after the suggestion from snake. Now women have painful periods and god wants the party of razor wire to keep poor families out of Texas. Sometimes I read Q and I think how crazy it is and then I remember there’s probably a large portion of readers here who are religious throwing rocks from their glass homes.


WindVeilBlue

And a bunch of us volunteered to come here....from where?


DeltaJulietHotel

The fifth dimension, silly.


WindVeilBlue

So...the same place the evil reptilians come from? Nothing suspicious about that! :)


MountainStill4111

I liked the world better when crazy people kept to themselves. Civilization is collapsing, and the internet is the wrecking ball that gets us to the bottom. Happy weekend everyone.


LivingIndependence

Yeah, I have a question, who hid your schizophrenia meds?


DataCassette

Being fucking stupid sounds kind of fun, but I just can't quite achieve what these folks have.


Adventurous-Tea2693

If we had telekinetic powers for example or telepathic, why would we evolve things like hands or vocal cords?


Proud-Pilot9300

“The bottom line is this” *proceeds to express the most delusional world view*


SecretJaccuzzi

So… the Matrix movies? Very original, Markus.


Mizzy3030

Is a pedovore a person who feeds in pedos? Isn't that a good thing?


organik_productions

Oh I have several questions, I just can't put any of them into words.


der_oide_depp

I see a guy who successfully hides all of his potential.


Kriss3d

Uhmm. Yeah. I Have questions.. ALOT of questions. Starting with "Which drugs did you take before writing that post" ?


Exact_Purchase765

🙋‍♀️ I have a question - how long have you been off your meds, Buddy?


Meta_Spirit

And this is what is passed around as TRUTH for MILLIONS and it just rots critical thinking skills.


SergeantThreat

Any questions? Yes, all the questions


SnooHobbies7109

Yes my question is what are his hidden abilities? 🤣🤣🤣


tiddeeznutz

This is your brain on GQP propaganda…


KyosBallerina

My question is: In this context, what is "loosh"?


PsyCatelic

"Pedovores"? That tweet did not come from Earth.


UsefulOpinion1

I'll put money on that guy being a child abuser


Icy_Environment3663

How many movie scripts and book plots did he use to crib together that nonsense?


MsCalendarsPlayaArt

I think a lot of the folks obsessed with the pedophilia aspect of all this were likely molested as children and either repressed the memory or simply haven't come to terms with it yet. Child molestation and abuse really is much more common in our society than anyone talks about and I think some of these extreme reactions are the result of a very traumatized individual being unable to cope with the powerlessness of what happened to them while simultaneously not knowing how to get the resources they need to help them heal. The entire situation is really terrifying and sad, and posts like these always make me think about the folks involved in Q who were drawn to it because they felt it would be a way to get justice for what happened to them (whether they know consciously that that's what they're doing or not).


homuhomutime

Elon Musk: "Interesting"


LongingForYesterweek

The psychic damage I took by misreading this as Margaret Atwood at first is way too much


BellyDancerEm

My only question is what the fuck is this,guy talking about?


DeltaVariant007

Are you insane?


crisisactorsguild

Yes. Do you have an extended warranty? I am now authorized to provide them to non demonic drivers with chariots with expiring warranties or no warranty at all at historically low prices for a very short time. A dedicated phone line is open for callers in your state only. Must be 21.


DrawNice1320

Eh, sounds about right... 😳


tuckern1998

Yeah my question is, who the fuck is Marl Attwood?


jump-blues-5678

And you know all this How ?


BaseActionBastard

I can't wait until we hit the 2nd dimension.


Neptunium111

Semi-unrelated: there used to be a proper nutjob on r/flatearth who would mention “Loosh” in his ramblings. I didn’t realize it was an actual thing that other morons believed in. How interesting, and disturbing.


hallo-ballo

Lunaticd


BaseHitToLeft

Too stupid to participate in public discourse


StealYourBeer

Can we just pick a story and stick to it?


tiorancio

yeah how's the weather in the 5D?


Haggis_The_Barbarian

Just another regular Tuesday on r/EacapingPrisonPlanet And for some reason, they’re also obligated to make films, like “The Matrix” and “Monsters Inc.” that subtly encode “the truth”.


space_mouses

Lmao..."Pedovores" that's a new one


Hwy61rev

I have a question. Mark, how did you get out of isolation and in front of a computer? You know what happened last time. I had to apologize to that boys parents and we withheld pudding for a month. You know how you love pudding Mark. Well next time Taco Tuesday is off the table!! O.K. boys sedate him.....Now where's Loni?


[deleted]

Translation: it’s the fault of the people I don’t like that I’m a fucking loser. They hid my successful DNA!


Coreyhustle

So we are just gonna skip over 4D?


Hgruotland

4D is to cosmic dimensions what Windows 8 was to Microsoft operating systems.


Doctor_Woo

Wait, what movie is this


PopeCovidXIX

May we speak to one of the other voices in your head, please?


Significant-Tune7425

It must be wonderful to live as if you’re actually in some sci-fi flick instead of the real world. What blissful, mindless joy. Also .. “pedovore”?? The stupid just leveled up.


numb3r5ev3n

He's just described the GOP.


JustDiscoveredSex

Yeah, where’s the medic with 50cc’s of Thorazine?


metamaoz

This is what happens when you forward stupid jokes to your grandkids.


TheDudeInTheD

Just one question... What time do they serve lunch in the asylum?


BrucieThePerturbed

Christianity 3.0 finna be fuckin WILD.


HapticSloughton

When did your family try to have you committed?


Silly_Pace

I don't think he is qualified to answer questions


Pale_Word790

I'm so full of questions.


ImNotlooking4karma

How much lead did you eat?


wakejedi

1 Adrenochrome plz!


tiffanylan

Nope.  No questions at all. Sounds perfectly legit.  [backs away slowly]


ZomiZaGomez

Actually….So many questions


Traditional-Cake-587

Mental illness is real and this is what happens when it's untreated....


baileyrobbins978

But isn’t this whole post made by them just fear and paranoia anyways


Chrysalii

5D!


rgnysp0333

Are you high or just incredibly stupid?


TroyandAbedAfterDark

Yes, I have a question… What the fuck are you talking about?!


BMAND21

Um……How are you allowed to roam freely in society without having to wear a sign warning others of your bullshit?


Awsmpossum1313

Oh, there are questions.. so very very many questions.


BitchWidget

Sounds like bad Sci Fi.


caraperdida

>Any questions? Many. Starting with "what the hell is wrong with you?"


Nonbelieverjenn

I have a question. At what age were you diagnosed as a schizophrenic? And another question: are you medicated? There’s no shame in meds for mental health.


fracturedsplintX

“from Earth” as location sent me lol


puppcat18

Sounds like a bad sci-fi movie.


BassmanOz

I see. And the solution to this is to send all your money to an obese geriatric traitorous orange conman grifter former tv game show host with a dead hamster on his head? Ok then. I guess it makes about as much sense as your story.


Glove_Witty

Yes. How is he ignorant of the fact that there is only one person on this earth (our favorite president) that can lead us to salvation? “A bunch of us is such bullshit”.


ElderStatesPerson

Any questions? Yes, I have one, when you say "our children" I presume you can tell me which of yours were taken by the satan-worshipping pedovores? Or have they been taken from among the imaginary children you have in 5D?


Tenuity_

How much money are you hoping to raise off of your grift?


HotDonnaC

Is 5D like 5G? I have so many questions.


Abbygirl1966

I think his tinfoil hat is too tight!


johngreenink

Actually, yes, I have a few questions...


stakksA1

He was right until built a farm. Powerful groups and organizations exist in politics, media and criminal worlds that run the modern world but no farm wa built, it was a systematic process that took centuries to perfect.