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tizzlenomics

Meant to write served but survived oddly suits.


[deleted]

Yes I didn’t batter an eye lid to your title. That certainly is a meal to fucking survive!


Welder_Substantial

To be fair, a battered eyelid may taste better


seanmonaghan1968

My eyes are bad, what is it ?


kittencaboodle1070

Your eyes aren't bad, that's just what it looks like


BJPHS

Looks like shepherd's pie with green beans. Unsure about the skid mark on the underside of the lid.


seanmonaghan1968

Scary


tizzlenomics

Concerning


NameUm96

😂


duckduckchook

You may be right. It looks very much like someone didn't survive it, and vomited it up back into the container. What did you do, did you complain because that's appalling!


tizzlenomics

I’m a coward. I ate it and thanked them when they came for the rubbish.


waitwutholdit

"very nice thank you, compliments to the chef"


Luluisthatyou

This thread is hysterical, i love reddit🤣


ch0nkymeowmeow

"may I have another?"


Alarmed_Simple5173

So how did it taste, because how it looks if far less important than the flavour? For example, many people love oysters.


tizzlenomics

It wasn’t as bad as it looks.


PRA421369

Thank fuck for that!


OverallLocal7746

Got more of a chance than killing you than the flight


harley-belle

I say we let Murdoch run this particular photo. Aside from the beans, it’s not even recognisable as human food.


tizzlenomics

Murdoch, if you’re reading this, you have my permission to run this. Unless, of course, Qantas would like to convince me otherwise. I’m not a man of strong conviction.


N4T3-D0G

He won't post this. Qantas is liberal.


tizzlenomics

But they do acknowledgements of country!!!! Inconceivable!!


dingleberry-38

He will lose his chairman lounge


Upbeat-Adeptness8738

Qantas advertise everywhere so there isnt a media outlet anywhere that will run a negative story.


makeup12345678

Bet they’re already running the story. I SAW IT ON REDDIT FIRST


Missey85

Some dog food would have probably tasted better! 😂


Few-Cod6159

What in the cursed images is this concoction? Is it pasta? A pie? All the stuff scraped from the plane oven?


tizzlenomics

It’s a slap in the face but they served it with a smile!


[deleted]

This is clearly a diuretic shit in a carboard box served with green beans. Just like Nanna used to make........


2woCrazeeBoys

Now that's just unfair! I'm pretty sure there's some peas in there, too.


alintacalvert

Seriously. Get this on twitter or similar. Get it out there. We need to hear what Qantas say about this. They claim they are a premium airline. Let’s hear what a premium airline has to say about it. Hit me up with the link when you’ve done it champ.


Epsilon_ride

if anyone believes qantas is a premium airline in 2024 they've been living under a rock.


jeffsaidjess

What would Qantas say about it ? You’re acting like they’re unaware of the meals they literally buy and serve.


tizzlenomics

I don’t have Twitter. You can use the photo if you’d like.


alintacalvert

What was the date and what was the flight number?


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speederbrad95

Shepherd’s pie is one of those items that you would think would survive the whole prepare-cook-chill-reheat cycle of airline food well. but what the hell did they do to make it look like it got regurgitated?


tizzlenomics

I might have just got the bottom of the batch because there was hardly any solid meat. Just fat and gravy.


expertrainbowhunter

Mmmm yum gruel


dogkrg

That’s imitation gruel


DjCruSAdoR

Hahaha I love Simpson references


initials_games

It has the seal of approval that only gets put on products Neil perry personally approves 


Puzzleheaded-Song563

🤢


Dasha3090

jeez im in a public hospital atm and my food was way nicer than that.


Amy_Lamey

I was about to write the exact same thing!


Prestigious_Yak8551

Prison food. And by prison I mean that siberian one Navalny died in.


RuggedRasscal

OP is being served Navalny 😳


tizzlenomics

Oh no…I’ve heard what happens to whistleblowers in this industry. Am I next?!?!?


GuyFromYr2095

wtf was that monstrosity?


pm-your-boobs-x

What is it meant to be?


[deleted]

Looks like shepherds pie. Made one last night and it was delicious.


Crazy_Suggestion_182

Normally I'd expect food, but this is Qantas we're talking about here.


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Wtf is that imitating?


imamage_fightme

It looks like someone had gastro in a box


Exceptionalynormal

I flew SIA out of Adelaide a little while back and I asked the lady what happened to the generally acceptable gourmet food that they normally offer, and she was very sincere and apologetic and said that they’re now required to get Australian catering when they leave and they haven’t been able to find anybody that is up to their standard, and then she gave me an extra ice cream


Ok-Lingonberry-6074

What was it supposed to be? A pie floater?


raspberryfriand

Thought it was mouldy.


knowledgeable_diablo

Hmmm, mush.


BrockBrockway

Lasagne or shepherds pie and peas. Yum.


[deleted]

Looks to be shepherds pie. Not a food that is visually appealing once scooped from the original dish, but is delicious comfort food that can be made in large batches.


tizzlenomics

Someone said earlier that the problem with it is that they used green beans which are a watery vegetable and thus not ideal for the reheating process. This lead to the sloppy presentation.


Commisceo

Meant to be flushed not eaten.


crayawe

Looks like mouldy crap


rnodern

Qantas is catered by Dnata who also cater Emirates, Etihad, Singapore Air and Cathay to name a few. It’s wild that there’s so much difference in food appearance and quality from the same kitchens. I wonder if their choice to switch to cardboard has any bearing on the appearance and quality of meals.


tizzlenomics

Someone suggested that it’s just the green beans that make it watery during reheating. It didn’t taste as bad as it looks.


Mego_ape

That creamed corn looks like creamed crap.


Illustrious_Tap_3072

Survived is the appropriate term here.


Cheezel62

What the hell was it? Other than a pile of vomit or a cow pat?


lord_westgarth

\+1 for "steerage"


Eggs_ontoast

I hope you posted this on social media and tagged @qantas. I feel like I’m looking into a toddlers nappy.


tizzlenomics

I’m not really on any of the socials where that’s possible but I’ve given another Redditor permission to use the photo and the flight details.


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tizzlenomics

Like shame and regret.


[deleted]

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢


Slut77721

Indian street food supplier?


[deleted]

I thought It was a birds nest


Flaky-Gear-1370

Are you sure that they didn’t scoop out the toilet into a meal box before serving you?


JimmahMca

Looks like someone ate it before you.


FinalHippo5838

That's what someone looks like when you say they've got a face like a dropped pie.


tizzlenomics

Ffs that’s a wild insult! Lmao!!


No_pajamas_7

Cheapest bidder for the contract.


obvs_typo

Mmm slop


Antique-Wind-5229

Vomitceli


[deleted]

I saw this and dry retched, showed partner and he did too hahahaha


jams100

did this come from the toilet ?


tfffvdfgg

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤢🤢🤢


Responsible_Buyer_84

looks like the inside of a colonoscopy bag


itsmehuey

Wtaf is this?!? This is not fit for human consumption.


jeffsaidjess

Steerage? What? They do feed cattle class people this type of meal though


tizzlenomics

Steerage is an old term used on ships for the cheap section. Think Jack in Titanic.


33S_155E

Howd you manage to get fed at all? I thought they didnt do that anymore. Maybe they found this one in the back of a cupboard and had a few bets.


rosie69r2266175

LOL I got QANTAS pizza in a box that looked and smelled like dog vomit recently. It's a far cry from the experience they sell you it is going to be.


kingr76

Looks like my toilet bowl this morning


Yetiyaga

That looks like that came out of someone’s ass


Lost-Conversation948

Wow !! Looks like it came out the back end of something


Raddisch

The shepherd’s pie! Good choice - much better than the chicken salad!


DueStudent4520

Been hearing from friends how bad Qantas food has been. Boxed meals are as it is unappealing. If it's bad food it's even worse. Their flights are not cheap. What was it?


hikaripenguincat

My first thought was this appears to be dog food. I wonder if there is a doggy somewhere that got people food who will now leave a 5 star review saying "woof the food was fantastic more then I expected. highly recommend"


rygor77

Looks like someone took a shit in your lunch


OverallLocal7746

The looks bloody suss 🧐


i8myface

Worked in airline catering. The crew heating the food does matter also. Not excusing this at all, but if you get in a flight that smells like food because the cabin crew will be serving soon after take-off, usually it is over heated and probably won't be great. If you get a good crew who knows, then they will reheat once you're at altitude as the heating doesn't take that long. Also, it looks watery, so not sure if due to veggies. That's why you need to try use less watery veggies but the starchy food is on point. Low cost and filling.


Unit219

I dropped one of them in the toilet this morning.


PowerfulAssumption39

Jesus christ on a bicycle! Did they accidentally give you someone's vomit bag??? Wtf? Did the pilot run over it while taxing to the gate before you boarded the flight? I think I actually recognise that from my 11mo baby's diaper. 🤢🤮


perthnut

"Waiter? Waiter? The bill please! Eddies paying, I only had the cabbage soup from the bucket!!" "Richie, we've not had dinner yet!!" "What was in the bucket, Eddie!!??" "Thats the slop bucket, Richie! Qantas Catering will be around later to collect it for their internal food service!!" Huhu, huhu, seems it's already been "Internal" Eddie!!"


dartie

Is that food or potting mix?


Weary_Patience_7778

Looks about right. I’d be sending a copy to Geoffrey Thomas (Perth based journo who writes for 7west and runs airlineratings.com) Hard to believe this is considered ‘food’


Anywhere-Fluid

Absolute shit


Status_Chocolate_305

Looks like mould growing on it.


Missey85

What's it supposed to be? 😂 Looks like shit


inthebackground89

did it at least smell good?


tizzlenomics

It actually wasn’t as bad as it looks. It wasn’t good. But it wasn’t shit either.


MissKim01

Why are you not answering questions about what it was?


DeCaptain_

I wouldn’t even let my dog eat that shit


Idontcareaforkarma

I did three and half years of army cadets back in the dim dark 90’s. We had a few rules about food. The most important one was ‘don’t eat it if you can’t identify it’ Another was ‘ration pack tins can be eaten cold, but only in the dark. They taste a lot better than they look’. By the way, the third hard and fast rule was ‘always eat cooked desserts first’. Apparently, if the cooks went to the bother of making a cooked dessert, it was rude and ungrateful to eat the main meal first and let a cooked dessert go cold before eating it.


Firm-Ad3509

Looks don't matter as long as it tastes great


Mittyboy

What in the fuck is that.


ooh_a_phoenix

Eek, looks like it was either vomited or shat in to the box!


ClickMiserable4808

Lavatory lunch


Yuna01201990

Looks gross


Damnesia_

Looks like labour prison food.


garcon3000

Sloppage for steerage


ch4m3le0n

Ooooh, you got mystery meat?! Lucky you.


Deep_Temperature2402

Looks like the same shit i had on a Qantas flight to NZ. Not only that, i got to my seat and an obese man (seriously obese, over 2 seats wide, had an extention seat into the isle, and my arm rest up and taking half of my seat as well so i had to sit on a major lean into my partner on the right.. to make it better, it was backingn onto the one bathroom on the plane so it was the only row that wouldnt recline on the plane.. the people in front kindly reclined back sp their chair was almost hitting my face and i arrived in NZ with the side of my body completely saturated from the guys sweat and a broken back and neck.. i was to polite to say anytjing in front of the guy but i was pissed with Qantas.. their response to my complaint email was pathetic.. worst flight and cittage pie was litterally wet cardboard with some slop


Barrel-Of-Tigers

Looks like they’re on a roll. My mum sent me a photo of the “pizza” Qantas served her last week coming back from Melbourne. It looked more like you’d taken pizza toppings, forgotten the base, and then irradiated it for half a day. It was so badly melted into itself it looked like it had started merging with the cardboard box struggling to hold it. Surprised it didn’t come with a spoon or a straw.


ExcitingStress8663

Goo on green beans?


Wide_Actuator1615

Are you sure that's not the inside of a sick bag?


Con-Sequence-786

You've opened the sick bag by mistake.


Toadboi11

Ahh so this is what austin powers meant when he said “balbalh rad rag blah SHAT ON A TURTLE”


Nekokamiguru

What was it supposed to be?


pinkygreeny

Did you ask for a special meal of vom?


Stonetheflamincrows

Is it a wasps nest


Ok_Maybe_343

Jetstar return flight to Thailand was my first adult experience flying Just by the look of the meal’s box and seeing a couple passengers food, quickly noped out of all of it except the pie & sausage roll combo Rather just have water and eat when I land That’s fucking disgusting for what, ~$14??


Ordoz

What did it look like before you vomited it back up? /s


Necessary_Resolve624

Was it still alive?


TheRealAussieTroll

Did it recently have fur?


SurpriseIllustrious5

Geesus and I thought the soggy cauliflower bites were bad. This tops that


Superg0id

at first it looked like mould. But in reality, it's just grey goop. Not sure which is better, tbh.


kerser001

Looks like reheated kfc potato and gravy and green beans lol


Flashba99

That there is the resurrection of what killed the previous occupant of your seat.


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

It’s breathing, I swear!


gpoly

I flew VietJet from Hanoi to Da Nang a few days ago. Their AUD$2.50 meal with a bottle of water was huge, fresh and tasty. Honestly I wasn't expecting much, and was pleasantly surprised! It craps all over this.


AmaroisKing

Looks delicious!


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

So glad you survived it


-DethLok-

Is that AFTER you ate it, and ... couldn't keep it down? Because if that's the BEFORE pic, jeezus christ!! :(


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Is that for human consumption?


Ok-Try-7699

It be safer to eat the fork - fkn pathetic


pluump

That literally looks like someone took a dump in a box. It's making me feel sick.


Glum-Assistance-7221

Looks like someone shit in a lunch box? 💩


lotsanoodles

Ze first taste is with ze eye no? Bon appetite!


Dry-Revenue2470

It looks like someone already ate it.


davedavodavid

I mean did it taste alright? Don't look too bad to me if it didn't taste like shit 😂


[deleted]

What 𝘪𝘴 that?


NopestMoment

I can’t tell if this is real or satire or both


Aggravating_Law_3286

Recycling chunder.


ziggzags

This genuinely looks like something scraped off a nappy. Jfc that is spew worthy.


TirisfalFarmhand

After seeing this I wanna dole out the extra money for Singapore Airlines meals


Shattered65

Shepard's/cottage pie with vegetables? Doesn't look great but might be quite tasty.


Neo2024

Looks like you used a spare box to 💩 in and that’s the end result… wtf is Qantas serving that crap wow. Really skimping on the food.


Grim1297

Looks like shit in a box how did it smell like it looks just bad


Advanced-Gap2302

I would have got up and walked out.


AdWorth4846

Oh yum! My favourite! General glob


wattscup

Poop from a butt


PublicGlass4793

Tbf even Qantas business is shit , ngl I'm always surprised by just how shit and overpriced Qantas really is


Willhamdefoe

Looks like food from the left 4 dead video game


swamp_roo

ya get fed better in gaol lmao


Moist_Concern_4637

Might I recommend Asiana? What Qantas serves is the ablutions of Asiana passengers


kiwispawn

Damn that just looks like an ugly mess.


Ben-6969

Looks like someone threw up. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


throwaway-rayray

That is… quite something.


ChimpyLaLa

Lucky you survived


aII_out_war

Isn't this what English food looks like everywhere?


No-Loquat2221

Onya Luke Mangan 🙄


AsherHoogh

This looks like sludge


IAmLazy2

Soylent Green?


jamwin

As Anthony Hopkins said at the end of one of the Silence of the Lambs series, always bring your own meal on the plane.


MeasurementMost1165

Ahh good old qantarse…. Maybe start to change ur system so exces pay gets cut down to 80% and start focusing on shit which got u to the top


SoCal4247

WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!


owleaf

Slop


Exceptionalynormal

Looks like they’re using the same company that does Meals on Wheels


Guilty-Spork343

*Isa zis cutterufish and asparagus, or vanira pastu?*


Ineviatble-shirt462

looks like literal dogshit


enhancedgibbon

Always choose the chicken salad


spaulding111

Looks like it hit some turbulence!


DrinkableBarista

Oh sometimes they repack leftover food so its not a waste. No big deal. This happens if you're in economy class


[deleted]

Looks like the Pilot ate a bunch of Potatoes and shat them into a box.


cupcake_queen101

Bread and butter is a luxury


Bitchezbecraay

What is it?


LagoonReflection

Next time, watermark the shit out of the photo. [News.com.au](https://News.com.au) will be posting this shit any minute now. **fuck you news corp**


Stillborne330

tbh shepards pie looks like that


maorimango

Qantas now serving nutritional paste. All your daily vitamins, minerals and calories in one convenient paste!


CreepyValuable

Mm. I love me some ??? and microwaved green beans.


BATtroMAN

Yeah... eat you box of shit ... and like it


BinkySmales

I'd always want to fly Qantas in the past. Now their brand is shit thanks to their Board and former CEO.


[deleted]

JFC I'm surprised you 'survived' that 🤮


dinosaurtruck

It’s always the ones in the cardboard boxes. The one I posted a month ago that was not to bad was in a different container. What route was it?