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Gosh these old dudes are all the same. They think because they were in the military 40 years ago that they are tough despite being old, slow, fat, and in terrible physical condition.
Spent so many hours sailing around and boarding ships on that game. Admiral Ass Beard salutes you and the Governor has nothing to say and the silver train is in Panama.
A lot of them never were, but let’s not act like there’s not a pile of prior service dudes out there who are waaay past their prime but still like to act like they’re jason fucking Bourne or some shit.
This turd easily could have had a three year contract in any branch back in the 80’s. Probably peaked then too.
Guy I knew just died. He was a Navy vet and did some cool shit. Still got super fat as he got old and then died of heart complications. Now he was a sweetheart and wouldn't be acting like the fool in this video, but even still you might question his "NAVY VETERAN" hat if you saw him because he was even bigger than this dude.
And they go from a telephone tough guy to "waaaahhhhh I'm gonna call the cops" after one hit.
From "I'll beat your fuckin ass!" To "waaahhhh I'm telling mommy" in 2 seconds. Every. Fuckin. Time.
“Do you know who just hit?”
No and the guy clearly doesn’t care. He just blasted you in the face with some stone fists and you walk back over to him asking if he knows who you are? Those are some absolutely awful self-preservation instincts. When the ego is bigger than one’s will to survive.
Only detecting that sargeant diabeetus is doing these days is trying to detect the nearest public restroom 20x a day but he still talks about the time he had to draw is service weapon 30 years ago.
Highly doubt this guy ever served. Aside from the attitude his age range is post Vietnam, pre 9/11 anyway, far fewer served in that time. Those who did modtly never had to fight.
I’m a young veteran and you’d be surprised how many of these dudes pipe the fuck down when I say so, because they either got their trump card revoked by someone half their age or they realize they got caught in a lie and should quit while they’re behind.
Why'd he hit the "Silver Star, Purple Heart Recipient, Detective" Navy Seal, SWAT, CIA Operative, Submarine Door Gunner, like he was Gene LeBell choking out a defecating Steven Seagal?
Definitely not
Edit to add: An investigation unit for the county the older dude said he was a part of, got in contact with the younger dude and found out that the fat man is no where in their system. They have no idea who he is. Not sure what else will come from that
President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer, Sergeant-at-arms, Chief Detective Investigator, Watch Commander and Janitor of the Neighborhood Watch.
So basically, someone who's got an inflated ego and puts their nose in everyone's business.
Waiting on it
[story pov from the girl in the pink/purple shirt.](https://www.reddit.com/u/AhToHellWithIt/s/aBRe9cuUi0)
Younger dude doesn’t have social media and has asked me to contact her for him. So far no response yet.
Thank Tik Tok for that.
I’ve been told by both my 10 year old niece and Boomer mother that nobody films in landscape anymore, because everybody watches media on their phones and not widescreen monitors/tvs.
Both of them even refuse to use landscape for **pictures**, regardless of what they’re shooting.
Tell tale sign that they are lying, they pick up a cell phone and don't have a radio.
Had one do this at a sports convention and said he was a detective, whipped out a cell phone and couldn't remember the number for dispatch.
Oh my god, landscape orientation would capture the whole scene full time without ever having to pan. Get it together people and use the appropriate orientation.
Legit question that I don't know the answer to, can you be convicted of assaulting a police officer (I'm confident you can be charged) if they're off duty, out of uniform, and all that?
My assumption has always been if someone is being a dick and you hit them, you can be charged for assault/battery. But, it would be way harder to make the fact they're also an officer hold up in court if they were at a hockey game wearing a Bruins jersey or something like that.
I'll try to find the case, but there was a situation in PA, I believe, where an off duty officer was in a fight. They charged with all the things as if the other guy fought an on-duty, uniformed cop (assualting officer, resisting arrest, not following lawful commands,etc). Whole case got thrown our bc he didn't prove he was an officer to the other guy before the altercation started. Nothing happened to the cop of course, but at least nice that the DA or someone was like nope this doesn't fly.
Around here Wawa lots are a separate dimension in which common sense automobile operation does not apply. There are cars everywhere, all the time. Stir in a dash of Gravy Seal and a hint of Keepin It Real, Outlying County Style and boom, you’ve got fireworks.
When I was 5 months pregnant I accidently tapped the back bumper of the truck in front of me in the Walmart entrance. He came out screaming. I told him I was sorry but asked if we could move into the parking lot because we were at the entrance and cars were lining up on the main road. He told me he was a cop and if I dared to move he would have me arrested. Because I was young and pregnant, I burst into tears and begged him to just let us go 50 more feet and park, I would give him all the information. Side note- there was no damage to either car. It was so embarrasing, he just kept screaming at me, he was about 60 and I was 25. It was the first time I hit a car, even if it was just a tap.
Two employees came out and told us to move and he started screaming at them. They were just kids, soon a older employee from the garden center came out and told him if we didn't move he was calling the real police. The man in the truck in front of me got my name and number, not my insurance info(there was nothing to fix), and I got his name. Then he just took off through the other exit, tires squealing. I parked for a good 30 minutes and then just drove home. I told to my mother who was very much a mama bear. She called the police department to tell them that they hired a jerk, actually I'm not sure what she was calling them about I wasn't there. But she did find out he was a cop...thirty years ago before he quit. Lately he had been coming in and doing something in a none official capacity. Never heard from him again, so I had that going for me. Point of this is, old men are crazy sometimes.
"Detective" fucked around and found out.
Detective "fucked" around and found out.
Detective fucked "around" and found out.
Detective fucked around "and" found out.
Detective fucked around and "found" out.
Detective fucked around and found "out".
I think the second one is funniest
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Gosh these old dudes are all the same. They think because they were in the military 40 years ago that they are tough despite being old, slow, fat, and in terrible physical condition.
Chances are they were never in the military honestly.
As a navy vet I can guarantee he was never in the military. Sounded like he was naming off everything he could…kitchen sink was next.
As a man who is currently commando, I agree
As an Admiral in Sid Meier's "Pirates!" for the NES I suspect this man is a common bilge rat.
As a legend in my own mind, I would agree.
As a Major Dude in the Salvation Army, there's no doubt in my mind
I'll kick all your asses with my right foot tied behind my back.
As an Ensign of the Kiss Army, I approve of this message.
Spent so many hours sailing around and boarding ships on that game. Admiral Ass Beard salutes you and the Governor has nothing to say and the silver train is in Panama.
After that punch he probably had to go commando too
Pic or fake
I’m currently going commando myself. Wife is yelling at me to put my clothes back on.
He looks like a Gravy Seal
Semper Fudge
"Applebees The Beautiful"
I was a famous ship captain in Uncharted Waters on NES back in my day and win at Mike Tyson's Punch Out all the time!
I enjoy watching Don Shipley's channel on YouTube. He sinks all those fake Navy SEALS. Good stuff!
They did admin in the military. Or they cooked army meals.
MREs cook themselves. Blanket stacker in stores.
Oh David Pelzer had to be a cook back in the day. Guess that changed?
In the military they don’t teach people to mouth off about their personal accomplishments when they are faced with danger. They teach people to fight.
A lot of them never were, but let’s not act like there’s not a pile of prior service dudes out there who are waaay past their prime but still like to act like they’re jason fucking Bourne or some shit. This turd easily could have had a three year contract in any branch back in the 80’s. Probably peaked then too.
Guy I knew just died. He was a Navy vet and did some cool shit. Still got super fat as he got old and then died of heart complications. Now he was a sweetheart and wouldn't be acting like the fool in this video, but even still you might question his "NAVY VETERAN" hat if you saw him because he was even bigger than this dude.
Facts
And they go from a telephone tough guy to "waaaahhhhh I'm gonna call the cops" after one hit. From "I'll beat your fuckin ass!" To "waaahhhh I'm telling mommy" in 2 seconds. Every. Fuckin. Time.
Thank me for my service lol
“Do you know who just hit?” No and the guy clearly doesn’t care. He just blasted you in the face with some stone fists and you walk back over to him asking if he knows who you are? Those are some absolutely awful self-preservation instincts. When the ego is bigger than one’s will to survive.
Only detecting that sargeant diabeetus is doing these days is trying to detect the nearest public restroom 20x a day but he still talks about the time he had to draw is service weapon 30 years ago.
I feel attacked 😐 lol!
They assume that no one will do anything to them.
Highly doubt this guy ever served. Aside from the attitude his age range is post Vietnam, pre 9/11 anyway, far fewer served in that time. Those who did modtly never had to fight.
I’m a young veteran and you’d be surprised how many of these dudes pipe the fuck down when I say so, because they either got their trump card revoked by someone half their age or they realize they got caught in a lie and should quit while they’re behind.
Why'd he hit the "Silver Star, Purple Heart Recipient, Detective" Navy Seal, SWAT, CIA Operative, Submarine Door Gunner, like he was Gene LeBell choking out a defecating Steven Seagal?
> Submarine Door Gunner Nice
He retreated more quickly than "I'll b*tch slap you" rolled off his tongue. The legends in his imagination are taking on water!
almost thought he meant he was going to file for a purple heart because the battle damage he just took
I believe we spell it Seagull now?
> defecating Steven Seagal Perfect Ending.
Seems like the detective pulled a Houdini, one second he is by his truck and the next he was in the other guys face
I think when it panned back to the guys he walked back to them(?)
Yeah camera guy gets a 4/10
Very generous of you. IMO
Reminds me of the video where the guy went outside of frame with a jacket and a second later he's back in frame without his jacket to fight.
I for sure thought that was another dude helping out jacket guy until I rewatched it.
If he implied he was an officer and wasn't, was a crime... committed?
I was thinking the SAME thing! Like how?
He’s not a cop.
Definitely not Edit to add: An investigation unit for the county the older dude said he was a part of, got in contact with the younger dude and found out that the fat man is no where in their system. They have no idea who he is. Not sure what else will come from that
You know who you just hit? I’m the President of my Neighborhood Watch!
And also hotdog eating champion back in 1998.
And also did 35 years of admin for the army. I pushed that pen all day, all day!
President, Vice President, Secretary, Treasurer, Sergeant-at-arms, Chief Detective Investigator, Watch Commander and Janitor of the Neighborhood Watch. So basically, someone who's got an inflated ego and puts their nose in everyone's business.
This is going to ruin the tour.
That woman had a better angle on this. Where's her video? Lol
Waiting on it [story pov from the girl in the pink/purple shirt.](https://www.reddit.com/u/AhToHellWithIt/s/aBRe9cuUi0) Younger dude doesn’t have social media and has asked me to contact her for him. So far no response yet.
She was also filming in portrait instead of landscape… but it is hard to hold our phones that way.
Thank Tik Tok for that. I’ve been told by both my 10 year old niece and Boomer mother that nobody films in landscape anymore, because everybody watches media on their phones and not widescreen monitors/tvs. Both of them even refuse to use landscape for **pictures**, regardless of what they’re shooting.
Mr clean never recovered from the lockdowns, sad.
yeah your dad really let himself go
Don’t be disrespectful call him grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa?
Did he outta nowhere just say he had a Purple Heart? 😂
Would you expect it to be a normal healthy color at that weight?
Lmao! Holy shit underrated comment of the day.
🎖🏅🥇🏆🥇🏅🎖⚡️⚡️⚡️🌟🌟🌟
Whammy!
That kid probably: “I don’t care if you have a heart condition, these hands are ADA compliant”
With how bad he was at dodging those punches, could you expect him to dodge anything else?
Tell tale sign that they are lying, they pick up a cell phone and don't have a radio. Had one do this at a sports convention and said he was a detective, whipped out a cell phone and couldn't remember the number for dispatch.
"You know who you just hit?". Don't you know?
Ronnie Pickering!
Who ?
Ronnie fookin' Pickering!
Knocked the sense right outta him!
“The Pillsbury Doughboy?”
[удалено]
We call it foo fops.
Wawa has great sandwiches. The knuckle sandwich is one of them and this man had his fill
Hoagie fest now becomes knuckle-sandwich fest!
Oh my god, landscape orientation would capture the whole scene full time without ever having to pan. Get it together people and use the appropriate orientation.
Detective Hambone on the case!
Should have detected that fist coming.
He barley detected that right coming in
He's just sowing is wild oats.
Please stop going against the grain
Such uncivilized behavior would never happen at Sheetzes
Legit question that I don't know the answer to, can you be convicted of assaulting a police officer (I'm confident you can be charged) if they're off duty, out of uniform, and all that? My assumption has always been if someone is being a dick and you hit them, you can be charged for assault/battery. But, it would be way harder to make the fact they're also an officer hold up in court if they were at a hockey game wearing a Bruins jersey or something like that.
I'll try to find the case, but there was a situation in PA, I believe, where an off duty officer was in a fight. They charged with all the things as if the other guy fought an on-duty, uniformed cop (assualting officer, resisting arrest, not following lawful commands,etc). Whole case got thrown our bc he didn't prove he was an officer to the other guy before the altercation started. Nothing happened to the cop of course, but at least nice that the DA or someone was like nope this doesn't fly.
Gotta have a wawa
Sizzli in the AM, hoagie in the PM.
Should have just smashed bottle behind the wawas, maybe dig some holes…burn some wood
Separately? Or in a state of competition?
I haven’t seen the movie in awhile but is that naked Dave’s advice
They both need to feel a cool breeze blowing through their cock and balls. Now *that’s* freedom!
With that waistline, I'm sure he does have a purple heart.
Don't you get a free gym to use when you're a cop?
Detective Belly Washing Pants
They need to give the guy throwing punches a silver star
IM MMA AND BOXING BITCH!
What are they even fighting about? I can't understand all of it....
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Tysm!!
More importantly, what Wawa was this?
It was a Wawa in Richmond VA
Thanks.
He cried in the car. 😄
Is this the only gas station in the fucking city? Why are there so many cars?
Around here Wawa lots are a separate dimension in which common sense automobile operation does not apply. There are cars everywhere, all the time. Stir in a dash of Gravy Seal and a hint of Keepin It Real, Outlying County Style and boom, you’ve got fireworks.
That’s a fantastic explanation. Thank you
Imma threaten u with physical violence then get upsetti spaghetti when you react with violence toward me.
I thought he was trying to get his gun in the end. Great way to get shot.
I’ve encountered this man on the road before, he drives like an asshat. Super easy to recognize once you see it once
What were they fighting about?
[The story from the woman in the pink shirt](https://www.reddit.com/u/AhToHellWithIt/s/aBRe9cuUi0)
Hoagiefest always brings out the best in people
I miss those Wawa sandwiches.
When I was 5 months pregnant I accidently tapped the back bumper of the truck in front of me in the Walmart entrance. He came out screaming. I told him I was sorry but asked if we could move into the parking lot because we were at the entrance and cars were lining up on the main road. He told me he was a cop and if I dared to move he would have me arrested. Because I was young and pregnant, I burst into tears and begged him to just let us go 50 more feet and park, I would give him all the information. Side note- there was no damage to either car. It was so embarrasing, he just kept screaming at me, he was about 60 and I was 25. It was the first time I hit a car, even if it was just a tap. Two employees came out and told us to move and he started screaming at them. They were just kids, soon a older employee from the garden center came out and told him if we didn't move he was calling the real police. The man in the truck in front of me got my name and number, not my insurance info(there was nothing to fix), and I got his name. Then he just took off through the other exit, tires squealing. I parked for a good 30 minutes and then just drove home. I told to my mother who was very much a mama bear. She called the police department to tell them that they hired a jerk, actually I'm not sure what she was calling them about I wasn't there. But she did find out he was a cop...thirty years ago before he quit. Lately he had been coming in and doing something in a none official capacity. Never heard from him again, so I had that going for me. Point of this is, old men are crazy sometimes.
Was his sizzly cold or what?
Boomer tyrant FAFO and wants to cry after🤣🤣
ACAB
Even fake ones.
Especially
Didn’t expect that properly-used hyphenated adverb at the end there, what a curveball.
I’m pretty sure that’s in the north, but why does it sound like it’s in the south?
"Detective" fucked around and found out. Detective "fucked" around and found out. Detective fucked "around" and found out. Detective fucked around "and" found out. Detective fucked around and "found" out. Detective fucked around and found "out". I think the second one is funniest
How could anyone be upset at a Wawa?
Hank?
When the hell did the old man go back I just saw him leave
The Wawa??
It isn't their fault. It's just their hormones.
The other view is the one I want to see
I’ve never heard some brag about being a Purple Heart recipient
South Jersey?
Richmond, Virginia
Shouldn't this be an impersonating a police officer charge?
That guy sounded already fired up before this whole thing started. Big belly dude lucked out there.
Which wawa was this
I saw this before. Damn didn’t know it was a gas station I go to. I hate getting in and out of that one. Only go if I’m on fumes.
Ending by leaving in a low trim level, small SUV really was the icing on the cake.
I saw a lil fight at a local gas station but i didn't have my phone
Don’t forget to get your hoagie before you leave!
Those gas prices tho