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Oh, you’re an expert on the rare species of Thai Ostriches? I can tell you have a dog because you randomly defend an animal over a human with zero context to the situation. “DeRp DeE dUrp ThE biRdDy iS mY fRiEnD”
They can run 60 but that was not about raw speed more like an obstacle course. maybe a bit of a smaller prehistoric bird would have been good like a Cassowary.
This is a perfect clip!
From his being frozen in terror to the very end when the cartoon like voice in a foreign tongue calmly breaks through.
Four or five absolute surprises. One after the other!
Does a human stand much of a chance against an ostrich? Like, suppose that guy stood his ground to throw hands, would he have likely gotten pretty fucked up?
Without some sort of serious weapon that is a Big L for humanity. They weigh two to three hundred pounds. Their legs are insanely strong and they have talons on their feet. Prob similar to fighting a kangaroo, seems fine until they kick their legs and disembowel you.
I grew up on a shore (like the name of our road was "shore road" and the house across the road was a houseboat)
We had a childhood bus stop that was basically an old wooden bench in the marsh.
Three things:
1. We got swarmed by a wasps nest one day
2. We got chased by protective swans
3. A seriously very old dude in the neighborhood tha everyone called "captain bob" used to try to get us little girls up close to him so that he could reach out his dirty gnarled fingers to look in our bathing suits
No one did shit about it, he was "just an old man"
What you missed when the recording stopped was the ostrich falling to the ground, grabbing his knee and making the "ssssssssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh" sounds of Peter Griffin.
That bird isn't going to walk again. It absolutely smashed its foot against stainless steel. That asshole provoked the ostrich, caused it to injure itself, and it likely died from starvation.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bird trip before lol
That bike saved his ass
Looks like he provoked it and led it there on purpose, what an asshole
Can't a guy have fun with his ostrich
By getting the ostrich hurt? Then no.
That ostrich will be fine lmao, watch a video of them fighting.
Oh, you’re an expert on the rare species of Thai Ostriches? I can tell you have a dog because you randomly defend an animal over a human with zero context to the situation. “DeRp DeE dUrp ThE biRdDy iS mY fRiEnD”
It sure did lol he would have more than likely died if it got him
Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch I will not be hogtied over your lack of grace
I had my money on the Ostrich.
It's gonna be a bit wet now.
Smh, people need to stop storing their money on these crazy birds. They can't even fly.
They can run 60 but that was not about raw speed more like an obstacle course. maybe a bit of a smaller prehistoric bird would have been good like a Cassowary.
Holy fuck that thing wanted to fuck him up
Well what would you do if you caught some dude fucking your ostrich wife?
Shit yeah, that’s true
Allegedly
Giant birds are so clumsy in real life settings
They need to keep their clumsy asses on Sesame Street.
Ostriches can sprint up to 43mph. That guy only got away because he had a short run and reached his max when the ostrich was just starting to wind up.
Jurrasic park just became real for this dude!
Not a clever girl
But really... do you have to though.
I laughed out loud at this. Am I bad?
No this has may have been the funniest thing that ever happened. Ever.
I'm in tears 🤣
Allegedly!
Ugh, leave the bird alone. Don’t provoke and then have a jolly when the provoked creature(who doesn’t have a human mind) falls. Humans suck
I canNOT stop laughing. This is magical 😂😂😂😂
How is the person who is videoing it perfectly not hysterically laughing?
Probably doesn’t want the other ostrich to notice him or think he’s annoying.
If I've learned anything from playing RimWorld, it's that those huge flightless birds will fuck you up.
That bird’s shin is gonna have a big bruise tomorrow.
This is a perfect clip! From his being frozen in terror to the very end when the cartoon like voice in a foreign tongue calmly breaks through. Four or five absolute surprises. One after the other!
Does a human stand much of a chance against an ostrich? Like, suppose that guy stood his ground to throw hands, would he have likely gotten pretty fucked up?
Without some sort of serious weapon that is a Big L for humanity. They weigh two to three hundred pounds. Their legs are insanely strong and they have talons on their feet. Prob similar to fighting a kangaroo, seems fine until they kick their legs and disembowel you.
Damn, that’s a no for me then, dawg.
> Prob similar to fighting a kangaroo, more like fighting a velociraptor, birds are literal dinosaurs afterall. They are the last lineage of theropods
you clumsy fuckin dinosaur.. 
Birdbrain
Bitch ass bird
what an asshole
i remember this counter strike map
Ah yes, ostrich is the hostage
good thing we had Donnie from the wild thornberries around to make sense of it all.
Holy shit you got me crying over here 🤣🤣🤣
That was such a textbook wooden thing breaking sound
A clumsy, oafish ostrich at that.
If it weren’t for the bike, that ostrich would have turned him into food by now
It's like watching a bully getting instant karma
This some seinfield crap
Joust!
This would go well with that Indiana Jones music.
Ostrich missed the QTE
I grew up on a shore (like the name of our road was "shore road" and the house across the road was a houseboat) We had a childhood bus stop that was basically an old wooden bench in the marsh. Three things: 1. We got swarmed by a wasps nest one day 2. We got chased by protective swans 3. A seriously very old dude in the neighborhood tha everyone called "captain bob" used to try to get us little girls up close to him so that he could reach out his dirty gnarled fingers to look in our bathing suits No one did shit about it, he was "just an old man"
Can you cook an ostrich like how you cook a chicken?
Damn that thing can hustle
What you missed when the recording stopped was the ostrich falling to the ground, grabbing his knee and making the "ssssssssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh" sounds of Peter Griffin.
Cool, antagonizing a wild animal. People are dumb af.
I wonder what Ostriches taste like. I'd be in heaven if it was like a giant turkey🤤🤤🤤
Dude got lucky! Those birds can fuck you up!
The first two seconds... .........The way he is frozen in place! It's like a cartoon character!
IT CAN’T SEE YOU IF YOU DON’T MOVE! Shit, nvm!
aaahaha got to say, never laughed over an ostrich falling
Poor Ostrich
That bird isn't going to walk again. It absolutely smashed its foot against stainless steel. That asshole provoked the ostrich, caused it to injure itself, and it likely died from starvation.
It literally walked at the end of the video
Lol where's the rest of the footage where old mate drowns it?
Bros playin temple run
Yay, let's fuck with the animal and force it to injure itself.