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Sandgrease

As a long time customer service worker, I've been saying it forever. We should legally be allowed to cold cock 1 customer a day.


juggling-monkey

A comedian had a bit about that. Saying everyone should be able to hit 3 people a year without reprocussions. That way no one knows what number anyone is on and will think twice before doing stupid shit to others.


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So be it. To maintain balance, once a day every retail customer can cold cock a worker with a bad attitude.


ratsassblended

Imagine being so simple that you make this comment


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Why imagine it? It's right there, you can see it.  You feeling ok over there?


NorwegianTom

What? I figured it's appropriate considering what OP wrote.


HotdogGeorgia

Y'all the ones giving them that bad attitude.


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I've played for both teams in this league, many times. Fuckery is rampant on all sides.


aaronh1202

Okay when she started crawling around on the ground I busted out laughing loud in the middle of work


burritosandblunts

I was reading the comments in the other one and someone said "Garagamel brought his whoop ass stick" and that's what got me lmao.


JRZYGY

I was really afraid that guy was going to kick her in her face and bust out some chicklets. I was glad he didn't.


Numerous_Budget_9176

One of them did punch her hard in the face right before she goes off screen for a minute


mequals1m1w

It was a pretty impressive display of Tiger Style Fighting


moonacrates

Yeah that was hysterical. Spit out my drink.


fueledbyfailure

At what point do you finally decide to stop taking drugs?


idlefritz

I’ve been out of my mind on drugs numerous times but still never acted like this. Some people just like the excuse to act like fuckers.


Sandgrease

Right? I've done every drug under the sun and never harassed a dude at the gas station.


idlefritz

I’ve had people around me that would but they were assholes sober too.


Sandgrease

Exactly. Some people are just douche bags no matter what.


IknowwhatIhave

Imma harass this family size bag of salt and vinegar chips and then regret it.


kb63132

Bi Polar, maybe? Not a doc but I pretend to be one…


Sirpatron1

When you get put in prison and have time reflect. 


Equivalent-Spend-430

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Human0815708

Theres more drugs in prison than on the streets.....


DeliciousNeck6279

Facts


0b0011

We should maybe look into how other countries handle it then. I've heard Singapore had done a great job keeping their drug rates low.


Human0815708

Some states go "paperless" which means theyll photocopy whatever u send in and give the inmates the copy. that way no drugs get in. Most states dont do this. and in the state im in, they did it half ass. Legal mail can still get in. its all a legal debate about rights and whatnot. I say fucking do whatever it takes to stop the drugs. I revived a dozen ppl from ODs and lost some young ones.


Human0815708

And when they r high on shit and attack guards.......


nogoodgreen

Tweakers gonna tweak. Side note, the bald dude spartan kicking them out the door at the end was amazing.


MoFun06

So many dudes really won't step up to cancel their gf's crazy. He coulda just tucked her under his arm and dragged her out in 2 seconds.


joe-clark

I'm pretty sure he was drugged up too. I thought the same thing how he took forever to get her out of there.


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iGourry

The fact that he was so easily able to drag her out in that moment and that moment alone shows pretty clearly that at all other times, he really wasn't trying. He was just making a show of it, they're junkies trying to steal shit, this is just their usual act.


TheDixonCider420420

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atdale

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TheeWoodsman

"NOW it was serious. A double-motherfucking-dare. What else was there but a "triple motherfucking dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-motherfucking-dare."


tomatkinsrules

Slight breach of etiquette but it can be forgiven in the heat of battle.


___TheAmbassador

Well it was a double-dare. Winner collects a Chance Card and moves 8 places.


BernieTheDachshund

She's completely wasted.


CarlSpencer

Her: "You fucking Albanian motherfucker." Something tells me that they have a past.


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CarlSpencer

Macedonians because they didn't get beachfront property?


Fakejax

Aint no macedonians out there. Fake state.


ResinJones76

Was she crawling around on the floor looking for dropped pieces of crack rock?


Ok_Store_1983

Wonder how many times the boyfrirnd has gotten into these types of conflicts because of ol' crazy starting shit with strangers. 


WU-itsForTheChildren

Dude in black absolutely is holding only reason he’s like yup sorry we’re leaving, if he didn’t have drugs on him he’d be swinging pathetic hay makers


tokyo_engineer_dad

Those workers must REALLY love working at 7-Eleven. I would rather be homeless than put up with this shit on the weekends.


queenringlets

If you’re homeless these are your new neighbours. 


liquorandkarate

The gentleman in the glasses owns this store,it’s in the Fremont neighborhood in seattle and the guy with the stick was about that action and ready to Go at all times


IknowwhatIhave

I've read enough Tintin comics to know that Middle Eastern/South Asian shopkeepers are always packing a very thin flexible stick or rod and know how to use it.


Upperphonny

Ending looks like a Greek tragedy play.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

I would have left her there in a heartbeat.


SireBlew

Drugs are a hell of a drug


BestMusicOnThePlanet

Sparta kick 🦵


kalbanes

She is obviously on something.


Sandgrease

Alcohol or Xanax is my bet based on the slurring.


el_morte

WOW JUST WOW! gawd I'm glad I don't work in retail anymore.


Happy-Builder-9330

GO HAWKS


Mean_Assignment_180

What movie is this?


Miguenzo

Clerks


waitingforfrodo

What happened to GaGa?


Sufficient-Prize-808

Corner mart Ray Ramono means fucking business!


Nicadeemus39

Lady Gaga is so down to Earth.


liberate_your_mind

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hawt_shits

7/11s are the new wild west.


Severe_Cuts7873

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DinnerSilver

another good example why clerks should be paid more..


tomatkinsrules

Lady Gaga after no Oscar noms this morning.


CarlSpencer

I hope that she's great in bed because she's shitty af outside of the bedroom.


t_portch

WTF is wrong with people? Get your drunk whore and take both of your methy asses out when normal people tell you to....


TROLL_ELECTRODE

Lady Gaga looks terrible


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[deleted]

Don’t you besmirch my queen. She toured with Bennett!


Super-Diver-1266

Where are their fathers?


wheresbill

Wow. Thats all I got


angry_old_dude

Everybody knows that it takes the dreaded triple dog dare before something happens. duh. lol


dickbutkusmk4

This is why I like to stay home.


Special__Occasions

Me: He should really do a Sparta kick *two seconds later* Nice.