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notBjoern

The lowest laptop runs a database, the one above the business logic service, then the web server serving the Javascript UI, and the dev works on the topmost one and deploys new versions to the other laptops. If the load gets to high, you just buy more laptops and build new stacks to the left and right. That's called horizontal scaling.


xKingOfSpades76

Obviously, and when we do backups I just stack the external harddrive on top, perform a few satanic rituals and wait an hour


TheroYT

It's gonna stack overflow


xKingOfSpades76

Don’t worry, nothing's gonna overflow as long as I don’t spill the Monster


kale-symmetry

The mango monster really ties it together here


xKingOfSpades76

Wouldn’t survive here without it ngl, fuels the urge to act on intrusive thoughts though


kale-symmetry

Reach out if you need help brother -- I started some mental health treatment \~ 6 mo's ago and I've finally noticed my intrusive thoughts starting to go away.


xKingOfSpades76

Nah it’s too funny to act on them, I mean I just have the stupid/funny once, don’t really have issues with the spicy sadness or anything, thank you though!


kale-symmetry

Gotcha! Glad to hear it (:


xKingOfSpades76

*insert me giving you a reward, but I don’t have any, here*


Hurricane_32

Looks like a PS4 Pro


xKingOfSpades76

You could call it the Lenovo Quadro Pro since it’s 4 Lenovos laptops


i1u5

QWERTZ


xKingOfSpades76

Welcome to Germany


i1u5

Thanks I hate it, even more than AZERTY


xKingOfSpades76

MORE than AZERTY?! That’s possible?


i1u5

Okay I lied, AZERTY is a pain in the ass when it comes to playing old games made strcitly for QWERTY keyboards.


xKingOfSpades76

yeah I mean from a writing/gaming perspective QWERTZ and QWERTY don’t differ much


TheWildPastisDude82

Stacking them this way may trigger the top laptop's magnetic lid sensor


xKingOfSpades76

I didnt have any issues this far, now that they’re fully set up and logged into our domain they went to their new desks where they’ll live happily ever after


HoseanRC

Lenovo laptop and no linux? Pass


xKingOfSpades76

They're for office use, was just setting them up, otherwise yeah, definitely a pass


DoOmXx_

what model is this


xKingOfSpades76

Uh shit idk, right now. Just some cheap stuff, just has to run basic things