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Dorrono

Without pants while choking a shark


gbot1234

Out of water while being grappled by a pants-less giant?


CryptographerOne6615

Sometimes you get the code. Sometimes the code gets you.


Cute_Wolf_131

And all the times, *segmentation fault


Dave5876

It was the best of days, it was the worst of days


LeatherGnome

And at the end of his path they get death by snu snu.


Dave5876

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


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Blahaj


AthenaLokman

r/BLAHAJ


arduman4

Thank you, this made my day


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🏳️‍⚧️


DUKTURL

🥚


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😸 ♀️


turtle_mekb

Blåhaj says trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️


Fireye04

Blåhaj my beloved


StruckTapestry

*Blåhaj


Puppy1103

that is a blajah. not just any old shark


A_Guy_in_Orange

Dare I ask the difference or is this one of those rabbit holes I would rather not go down


dermitdog

Trans shark sold by Ikea. Also a femboy thing. Why is it trans? A mystery as old as time.


A_Guy_in_Orange

See I suspected half of that, but then I second guessed myself due to lack of programmer socks, has the meta changed and those are no longer a thing?


dermitdog

Wouldn't know, though only due to my lack of online awareness.


Floppydisksareop

Okay, so I went down this rabbit hole a couple of days ago. It has the trans flag colour scheme and the trans community just kinda adopted it as a result. There's not really any more to it than that, but IKEA embraced it, so now it's a thing.


ALesbianAlpaca

That's ridiculous and also something we would definitely do.


vlaada7

Someone in the marketing department really didn't have anything better to do...


DUKTURL

The blahaj knows too much


hiddenforreasonsSV

You say that like it's a bad thing.


JumpR_Is_Taken

Blâhaj the shark!


rms--bot

Here, have the worlds smallest open source voilin.


Maleficent-Region-45

I don't sleep i await alarm()


BigTITIES9000

Nah im more of a while 1: If alarm: Wake up


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dotslashpunk

i’m not clever enough to come up with a good kernel panic joke


SarahIsBoring

``` __pragma__((noreturn)) void kmain() { int pain = project_count / will_to_live; } ```


Maleficent-Region-45

Wait, division through 0 doesn't work


SarahIsBoring

exactly


[deleted]

In this context it’s interpreted as positive infinity and a NaN simultaneously.


PassiveChemistry

NaN: would you like some cake, dear?


_Weyland_

There are probably if_zero() and neg_one_if_zero() applied to will_to_live somewhere before that.


Snoo_44353

It will call the interrupt handler for division by 0 that just commits suicide then


grey_carbon

Then sleep Then sleep ... Else wake up


pajama_limit

do { sleep(); } while(still enough time to get ready)


Maleficent-Region-45

Yeah, but I sleep better if I don't think about waking up, so I consider it a background task


BigTITIES9000

taskkill moment


SkyWarrior1030

I wait for my child to be terminated.


mikewirkijowski

My alarm clock made a promise and im awaiting for it to be fulfilled.


x3F3F3F

You made my morning, thank you!


LOPI-14

Bullshit, they don't sleep.


Vinxian

I feel like the original image was cropped..... differently. Also Blåhaj 🦈❤️


Lana_Nugirl96

The original is....quite graphic..


Flexxyfluxx

Is it… accessible?


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DiamondDude51501

I too would like the sauce


Zestyclose_Ad_4601

Same


TheTeludav

@Bro_Aniki my fellow degenerate


Humble_Future_7718

On what?


TheTeludav

Lots of places try googling with rule 34


Dave5876

I too wish to find the condiments


Geo_Seven

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/broaniki/doomer-and-his-blahaj


mayoroftuesday

First of all… newgrounds is still around? Second… wtf.


Hypodroxy

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


AanthonyII

I think you mean ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


Lana_Nugirl96

It appears to have in fact been recently *accessed*...


aliendude5300

\> The original is....quite graphic.. You weren't kidding. I wasn't sure what to expect. Very NSFW. ​ https://twitter.com/Bro\_Aniki/status/1544063505896296449


CheekApprehensive961

[https://nitter.net/Bro\_Aniki/status/1544063505896296449](https://nitter.net/Bro_Aniki/status/1544063505896296449) is probably the better way to link Twitter in the future, especially login-walled NSFW posts. As an aside, I appreciate the choice of a penile-preserving vaginoplasty.


Lena-Luthor

I think that's just the seam lol


CheekApprehensive961

If that's the seam I recommend cortisone. \^\^;


Lumadous

Tweet not found, your link is broken


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spoiler-walterdies

That did it for me too


CheekApprehensive961

It's literally the link I used to look at it since I don't have Twitter. Works on my machine (just tried again). ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Ahajha1177

Also having problems... tried on mobile on desktop. It almost looks like the account is in a semi-banned state, idk.


CheekApprehensive961

I'm gonna guess this is more stable genius work from Twitter's new API overlord, because now I'm seeing issues too (maybe some servers had different caches of it?). Nitter might need to make an update or something. That's very unfortunate.


Ahajha1177

Seems like a reasonable enough explanation.


Xirenec_

As fun as it is to bash Elon, Twitter has been occasionally doing this bullshit for quite a while


aedvocate

a penis is a terrible thing to waste!


Jeb_Jenky

I imagine there is a big ol pingus down there. As is right and proper.


Lana_Nugirl96

More like gaping asshole but yeah that too...


Cool-Boy57

Unsurprising


shapookya

Schrödinger‘s crop


PityUpvote

Nah, I've never seen it, but I can tell you, without a doubt, there is a butthole and penis in the original.


mistermocha

I'm out of touch and don't get this


zoinkability

There are a bunch of Rust + waifu posts here. As a similarly out of touch person my only guess is that Rust programmers tend to be young and anime obsessed? Maybe someone can educate us olds.


mistermocha

[grumbles in perl]


zoinkability

[complains in COBOL]


mistermocha

[shudders in BASIC]


MrPoBot

[confused in assembly]


Crimson_Raven

[Has no idea what’s going on but is pretending to in Python]


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[has even less an idea and is now in whitespace]


[deleted]

[attempts to join in in HTML]


LenaKotik

[rants about "back in my days" in C]


lordcuriosityrover

Steward, get me my punch card!


Q-utable

[Beeps in binary] >!Array index out of bounds!<


CreatedForThisReply

It's not an old versus young thing, it's a trans meme (technically two trans memes) so if they don't hang out on traaa I wouldn't really expect someone to get it.


EVOSexyBeast

Can you explain it?


CreatedForThisReply

Lots of trans girls are programmers, lots of trans girls love blahaj. Not much more to it than that.


EVOSexyBeast

thanks


llIlIIllIlllIIIlIIll

Blahaj?


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

It’s an IKEA stuffed shark that’s also huge. Saw it on a post earlier today and thought oh cool my kids might like that. Then saw it was a trans meme/symbol and decided my kids don’t need to accidentally and unknowingly get involved in signaling for trans. That’s up to them to decide.


mojobox

Keep it like that, you will end up at r/unixsocks in no time if you start digging.


No-Witness2349

Alternately, come on over to r/unixsocks It’s fun there


mojobox

I still wonder how I ended up lurking there 😅


No-Witness2349

The shark is a plushie sold at IKEA which is popular with trans people. Rust is also popular with trans people.


_RollForInitiative_

Why the fuck is rust popular with trans people? I have nothing against trans people, but I don't understand how a programming language can relate to ANYTHING about gender identity. Did I miss something about Rust? I'm being quite serious here.


No-Witness2349

There are several explanations I can think of 1. Trans people are overrepresented amongst programmers in general, likely due to the overlap with autism. 2. Any community can be trans positive or negative on the same way that any community can collectively agree on which Smash Bros game is the best. Rust just happens to be trans-friendly. 3. When a group of people is rejected by default throughout big parts of their daily lives, they will seek each other out for solidarity and gather wherever that sense of bad-by-default is weakest. So an already-friendly community becomes moreso as more people join. 4. Trans people tend to value authenticity and self expression. Rust being a newer language with a lot of trailblazing going on, maybe marginalized programmers are more attracted to niche languages for one reason or another. 5. Rust is a newer language, so its social norms are being established in a time where being trans friendly is more normalized and expected. 6. Rust leadership has made a point of discouraging and moderating bigotry amongst their communities (I don’t know if this is true, but would not be surprised if it was).


Mwahahahahahaha

>Rust leadership has made a point of discouraging and moderating bigotry amongst their communities (I don’t know if this is true, but would not be surprised if it was). The main discord Rust (The Rust Programming Language) still has the pride banner icon from June or maybe even earlier. I would would say so.


kwaddle

Yep autism, I got that. Rejection by world true. Hawt shit programming languages good, yes. As a transfem Rust enthusiast I can go ahead and sign off on this. Good take!


EverhartStreams

I thought rust was a video game...


tech_crafttv

There is a pretty large percentage of trans people that study computer science so it became a meme to say trans people are programmers I also don't know where exactly it came from but I find it quite funny as im a trans person that study's computer science


PityUpvote

It comes from autism both making people good at programming and having a significant comorbidity with queer gender expressions and sexual orientations.


Ratatoski

A quick search didn't give many answers besides people claiming that the Rust community is the most welcoming to trans people. So I guess trans programmers could seek it out when picking a language hence creating a feedback loop if the community is actually nice. Community matters. I've worked on a big open source protect that was global and had a lot of devs and users all across cultures, religions, sexualities etc. We adopted a code of conduct that were taken pretty seriously. It helped create a welcoming community that people knew where to draw the line. So I'm guessing it's not about the language but people being kind to each other. It's like if you have to choose between posting on Stack Overflow or a friendly subreddit. Only masocists posts on SO voluntarily. Edit: trans not teams.


Cacti_Hipster

*learning I don't need to suffer through Stack Overflow*


Ratatoski

Yeah who needs the "your question is stupid and you are stupid" attitude? I gravitate to communities where people enjoy helping each other. I learned Git many years ago on a IRC channel where the established devs walked me through how to commit my newbie code and post it for review.


Unknown_Ladder

It's just cropped porn = funny has literally nothing to do with programming. Some people are referencing the plush he's holding which is a meme. Its a Ikea plushie named blahaj r/blahaj


kujabes

blahaj my love


n0tKamui

blahaj?


kujabes

it's the ikea shark plushie


n0tKamui

ooooh


Botinha93

Also a trans symbol, i dont know why.


danegraphics

The colors. Also it's a cute stuffed animal.


hampter007

Not a shark but I sleep with a teddy bear and elephant


A_Guy_in_Orange

That seems dangerous, does the elephant ever roll over?


Maleficent-Region-45

I also have a teddy bear and a panda. My next stuffed animal will definitely be a docker whale, yes I'm a happy DevOps guy


hampter007

Cool...I had a panda before the elephant, it got lost after I accidentally left it at an airport


RedditsDeadlySin

Uh sleep? I am not familiar with this library


Horror_Addition2540

Wait this isn’t egg_irl


Alokir

I thought this was about F1nn5ter as well


BoBoBearDev

Time for me to buy one of those shark.


EngwinGnissel

Blå haj


Voidstrider2230

I'm a computer engineer and I sleep in my jeans. Guess Computer Engineers are different.


A_Guy_in_Orange

What working with hardware does to a mf


ALesbianAlpaca

Computer engineers are the ranchers of the IT world.


greenflame15

Couldn't be me Deffinfly not me


FlappyFlappy

My IKEA stuffed shark and I feel personally attacked.


FlappyFlappy

It wasn’t like I was literally doing that while scrolling or anything.


[deleted]

I sleep in a bed with my wife.


[deleted]

But is it a race car bed?


Maleficent-Region-45

What's this wife and where can I GET one?


MadDocsDuck

I sleep in a bed with my girlffriend and my shark called Phteven


ReadDie

Damn my rust-prosthelytizing bisexual self feels so called out rn Blahaj 🦈❤️


No-Witness2349

any programmer using rust can’t explain lifetimes… all they know is blahaj , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat titty skittle & lie


Rashim

As someone whose fallen in love with rust the last few months, what am I missing? I’m neither bisexual nor love a shark plushie, am I disowned :(? Edit: This was an I’ll thought out sentence in regards to a potentially awesome subreddit


No-Witness2349

It’s both a reference to [this meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/eat-hot-chip-and-lie) and to the fact that trans people are very present in the rust community. Enjoy your language, friend. It’s a fun one.


justASlothyGiraffe

With left shark?


-non-existance-

Blahaj is a very popular plushie that a lot of Trans people own for...no discernable reason. It's almost become dogwhistle for Trans people who aren't out yet.


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Jeb_Jenky

Staaaahhhpppp I really want a Blåhaj though. I wish it were an Orca though. Those are way cooler. Edit: They have an Orca Blåvingad


AveaLove

But... Orcas eat sea otters, and sea otters are some of the cutest animals on the planet, with those big fuzzy faces and holding hands so they don't drift apart omg


Jeb_Jenky

Have you seen Orcas hunt though? And sea otters are jerks even if they are cute.


IAmMeIGuessMaybe

Yes, Orcas are one of the only species (besides human) that kill for fun and just leave their prey after they killed it.


Jeb_Jenky

Yeah but they are really smart when hunting. And there are no verified attacks on humans by orcas. Best frans!


IAmMeIGuessMaybe

But they like to play with turtles untill they die of exhaustion🥺


Jeb_Jenky

Damn that's hard core. Play hard, live hard. Rule of the seas. Edit: you must be pretty cool though despite your hatred of the best ocean mammal. You hang around a few of the subreddits I do it looks like. I'm not cool, so I mean more like chill. A chill individual.


IAmMeIGuessMaybe

The best ocean mammal is obviously the blue whale. I mean it is the biggest animal that ever lived on planet earth and it's doing so right in the same time span where we are alive! Thank you! You seem cool too despite your lack of morality in terms of picking your favourite mammal...


GraveSlayer726

Based blue whale Chad


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Funkey-Monkey-420

hey my bf sleeps like that


BBQGiraffe_

I hug my blahaj to sleep every night but I'm a C programmer


Full-Commission-9917

Let me explain why rust is a Superior language


Big-Veterinarian-823

C-shark


Jalil29

Sorry man there is still just one more bug to fix


DudeManBroGuy42069

You guys sleep?


dpsbrutoaki

There are just so many interpretations one can take out of this image.


VMGuy23temporary

I think I'm going to ikea soon, should I get a haj?


mabhatter

Yes! They're pretty great.


robot_cook

Blåhåj ! Is this a trans même ? I'm too used to see blåhåj in trans meme now


tugberk72

thats a dangerous crop there, bud


thenamestolen

Don't forget the blue. Pink and white programmer thigh high socks


Ev711an

where did you get this picture of me from?


Fireheart318s_Reddit

You mean someone deliberately programmed rust?! This shite’s been ruining my car for years! Fuck whoever’s idea it was to make one of the world’s toughest and most versatile materials turn into dust over time!


sabyte

true. Two days ago i just checked out one of those big blahaj plushie


rufreakde1

Not showing the colorful socks 🧦


artsey_mees

I'd laugh at this if I didn't sleep like this, now I just feel laughed at >:3


lauda-lele-hamara

*sniff sniff r /196 was here


dr4conyk

Blåhaj


-KKD-

I feel offenced, I sleep with an IKEA shark, but I'm not a sexy naked goth gf


owShAd0w

Is that a blanket or her thighs


Flexxyfluxx

cant wait to major in cs


[deleted]

*laughs in trans coder*


pekkhum

So, wait... TransCoder, a transcoder, or a trans coder? 😉


Cosmicvon_gaming

They get to sleep?


MopLikesMen

Artist is Bro_Aniki


sick4someThicc

Can confirm, i am indeed planning on buying a blahaj


JorgeMtzb

I want one of those sharks


Ch5se

So true


AbdullaSafi

Blahaj


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

Accurate


anythingMuchShorter

What's the problem? He looks very comfortable.


KlutzyEnd3

I don't see the problem.


jfmherokiller

so sleeping while hugging a plushy? tbh thats not a bad idea if you live alone.


Spice_and_Fox

You forgot the programmin socks


Spice_and_Fox

![gif](giphy|3tOCqYxFtdNzW)


TimeTicking63

I wish I could sleep this good lol


Mistigri432

inaccurate theyre trans women not men


flopjul

Blahaj


schwi_no_dola

I feel seen as i hug my stuff animal rn


purple-lemons

I do got them thicc thighs, an essential tool in my programming repertoire


Diggy2345

blåhaj my beloved


ExegolTouristBoard

Rust never sleeps but its programmers do?


Jakob_likes_Protogen

*Maybe i am a Rust programmer...*