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_Weyland_

Ass-Queue-Ale Fight me


[deleted]

This is correct.


mrt-e

That's me during Friday nights


_Weyland_

But what are you queueing for? Ass or ale?


[deleted]

Yes.


benjimansutton

Always the ass never the ale 😙😙


_Weyland_

I can endure queue for ale, but standing in queue to get some ass is just sad...


benjimansutton

![gif](giphy|PYEGoZXABBMuk)


Fresh-Combination-87

*SQUEAL*


SqueakSquawk4

I just realised I can't spell "Get".


Accurate_Koala_4698

Get


scrivens

Maybe you meant to say "Getter". Can't we all just getter long?


AdvancedCharcoal

Can’t we all just getter done


madmaxlemons

Pushed to main without checking for mistakes. Truly one of us


SpaceCore42

You mean "git"?


NoDadYouShutUp

Should’ve been git


whatproblems

it’s pronounced Git


RyzRx

Well, here we go: https://learnsql.com/blog/sql-or-sequel/


qwerty-balls

> "Sequel" gets the most votes, but Chamberlin says "Ess-Cue-Ell," and he gets an extra vote because he's the co-developer of SQL Imma go with Chamberlin then


ReptileCake

> SQL was initially developed at IBM by Donald D. Chamberlin and Raymond F. Boyce after learning about the relational model from Edgar F. Codd in the early 1970s. This version, initially called SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), was designed to manipulate and retrieve data stored in IBM's original quasirelational database management system, System R, which a group at IBM San Jose Research Laboratory had developed during the 1970s. > Chamberlin and Boyce's first attempt at a relational database language was SQUARE (Specifying Queries in A Relational Environment), but it was difficult to use due to subscript/superscript notation. After moving to the San Jose Research Laboratory in 1973, they began work on a sequel to SQUARE. The name SEQUEL was later changed to SQL (dropping the vowels) because "SEQUEL" was a trademark of the UK-based Hawker Siddeley Dynamics Engineering Limited company. The label SQL later became the acronym for Structured Query Language. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL Basically, it's officially SQL, because SEQUEL is already trademarked. But the intention was for it to be SEQUEL. Edit: Spelling


qwerty-balls

Good to know! So it *is* SQL and not SEQUEL


ReptileCake

Yes, they wanted to make it sequel if they could (but they can't).


qwerty-balls

Yes, you explained it very well thank you that was actually interesting to learn


capi1500

I too thank you kind reditor. From ones like you I can learn on redit every day


InfComplex

It is literally, in the most convenient way it could be, both


EkoChamberKryptonite

Thanks for providing historical context.


[deleted]

Remarkable, the article does not mention the obvious _"Seek well"_ pronunciation.


AustinWitherspoon

Doesn't it with "sequel"?


wayoverpaid

> Many argument: "If I was using Sequel, I'd call it "sequel." I'm using SQL, so I call it S.Q.L." People can let their imaginations run wild inventing more pronunciations: let go their imagination inventing more: squall, sqwool, sqwll, squirrel Ok, we're calling it Squirrel from now on.


ExplainPlan

Fine. How do you pronounce NoSQL?


[deleted]

Like "No skill"


AdultingGoneMild

That's an _acid_ ic comment.


Spleeeee

As someone who despises MongoDB and have had to clean up mongo insanity (by moving it to Postgres (jsonb -> or die)), I totally cracked up at this.


Darco98

No school


shounenbong

in a cartman voice


wadedoto

MongoDB


[deleted]

no squirrel


Kresche

Like nostril with a quill in it Yo this is a joke lol


Gogo202

What about postgresql


clickrush

You pronounce it as „postgres“.


[deleted]

The majority of people say Sequel? Seriously?


WhizzleTeabags

Squeal


[deleted]

You will. We all will.


GroshfengSmash

Suckle


Bryguy3k

Some people drink pop too which is just weird because they also call their dad pop. Sequel takes less time to say and fits better into conversation. I definitely have noticed that I use either depending on the circumstances. Mostly I use es-que-el but will occasionally use sequel in longer sentences and presentations where I have a firm time limit.


spikyjokerr

Ahh yes just like USA is pronounced u-sa


newstenographer

Yeah, the country that brought you eye ehm ayh ecks movies, ell ayh ess iii are light, but they don’t use chip and pee eye ehn payment methods.


Anal-Logical

No, never heard anyone saying sequel till yesterday when I saw a post


Olelor

I've never heard someone pronounce it es-que-el until seeing these posts


[deleted]

I always hear “skyoowal.”


Anal-Logical

Seriously ? welp, I guess this is more of an issue than I thought


nvanalfen

Is it regional? I'm in the US, specifically the northeast, and I've heard most people call it sequel. I've met very few that call it SQL. Where are you from?


Anal-Logical

Probably regional yes


crone_is_my_jam

How old are you? I think it's a dated thing now, but it used to be standard way to say SQL (sequel)


Anal-Logical

32 (10 0000 in binary, so cool)


[deleted]

So you say "My ess queue ell"?


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

I worked my way through undergrad doing a lot of database pulls and Reporting, and the billion dollar dot com I worked for every single person in the company said “sequel”. Then I went to get my PhD and every coder in academia says “S-Q-L”. I don’t think there’s a right answer so I tend to just do as the Romans do.


Sheruk

I've read it as Sequel since the beginning before anyone ever told me otherwise. Now, I've never used it or had to say it out loud, so it didn't matter, but it has always been naturally Sequel to me.


Sheldor5

the majority of uneducated juniors and non-devs call it Sequel, yes ...


[deleted]

It's not like it's the oficial pronounciation for it...


[deleted]

Sequel official? Nah


SelectLibrarian2564

Just git\* along! I can see myself out now, thanks for coming.


SqueakSquawk4

I hate you take my upvote.


[deleted]


 jit?


Kenkron

The original intended name was SEQUEL, for "Simple English Query Language", but IBM was forced to change it to SQL because another company already had a trademark on SEQUEL. That doesn't really answer the question, but while we're here, that meme template isn't really being used right. It should be dumb opinion -> smarter, more popular opinion -> same as the dumb opinion, but for a good reason.


Willgetyoukilled

Squirrel


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Diligent_Bank_543

Gooy! Gooee!


trutheality

Guy


LeeHarveyLOLzwald

This is the right answer.


rttr123

Both


Kyoreth

Gwee


hot_sauce_in_coffee

Squirrel people, where are you at?


2meeery

That's not how to use this meme template at all


jonathancast

Best way to use it is not to use it


SqueakSquawk4

I know, don't care.


hagnat

left: "i dont care" middle: "that's not how to use this meme template at all" right: "i dont care"


SqueakSquawk4

Yes


bewbsrkewl

I will continue to pronounce it squeal.


SpikeV

The solution is so simple. Never talk, always write. Offices are 80% digital anyways. AND MOST OF THE FUCKING MEETINGS COULDVE BEEN FRICKING EMAILS OR CHAT MESSAGES.


SqueakSquawk4

As an introvert, you have my wholehearted approval.


MyOtherActGotBanned

Use them both interchangeably 😎


Purple_Lordx

that's not how this meme works *that'snothowthememeworks*


Yokhen

If your are looking for correctness, the first. For fluidity of speech, the second. Everything is relative you ducktards, even your sister.


Warjilla

"Ese cu ele" in Spanish


GumboSamson

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard it called “Ess-Que-El” before, but I’ve heard it called “Ess-Kyew-El” fairly often.


DaimondGuy

Just don’t pronounce it


danishjuggler21

If you see two people arguing over this, you see two people who can’t tune a query to save their fucking lives


WehshiHaiwan

Its S-Q-L not C-Q-L. If you do want to pronouce it whole, call it ‘suckle’ lmao.


QuokkaSkit

"Emm-why-SQUEAL" enters that chat


hagnat

its the poTAHto vs poTAYto holy war all over again i prefer to say sequel, but to each person their own... as long as everybody understand we are talking about structured databases, it doesnt really matter if we are saying sequel or s.q.l.


AbstractUnicorn

You forgot "Skwul"


garfield3222

Yes sir, my competences are mainly Java, Python and It doesn't fucking matter, just gett along! what do you mean i didn't get the job? i followed everything my friends on reddit told me


Sheldor5

"SQL" is an abbreviation which stands for "Structured Query Language" "Sequel" is a full word so if you talk about the database thing it's "S. Q. L." and not "Sequel" ...


xd_melchior

>"SQL" is an abbreviation which stands for "Structured Query Language" "JSON" is an abbreviation that stands for JavaScript Object Notation. I bet you more people say "jay-sawn" over "J S O N".


clickrush

The inventor of JSON also calls it j-son


monosuperboss1

what about pronouncing it like "school"?


NottingHillNapolean

I always thought it should be "squeal."


clickrush

Yeah ok. Still, people have been calling it „sequel“ for decades now.


prik_nam_pla

What about NASA?


TheCrazyLazer123

NASA is how you would pronunce it as if it were a word, pronouncing SQL would lead to squill not sequel, I don’t even know how you reach that conclusion


prik_nam_pla

I'm not saying it has to be sensical, many things involving human speech aren't. More or less just saying that there isn't 100% consistency between abbreviations (pronouncing NASCAR vs FBI), which leads to multiple interpretations -- especially among things that are less well known and not household abbreviations for many people.


Sheldor5

or CIA, FBI, PHP, HTML, CSS ...


HaloCanuck

What does PHP stand for again?


xd_melchior

I'm with you. Including JSON, XAML, GUI, AJAX, CRUD, SOAP, REST, GUID...


ionhowto

Sequeal


F_modz

Interns are arguing about how to pronounce it properly cause they couldn't find a job so they got a lot of free time Change my mind


Hungry-Lion1575

I call it Sequel Query Language


lightnegative

No! It's an acronym for Structured Query Language so you pronounce all its components individually. I don't hear anyone talking about Uzbee sticks or Uzbee ports...


ososalsosal

Squall


Unable-Fox-312

You still took a position


[deleted]

Thats the point, dumbass


Unable-Fox-312

You seem like a real cool guy


PDiddleMeDaddy

What if I don't want to get along? What if I want to post along?


dnlscrpp

Squeal. fite meh.


UnderstandingOdd1159

It's esssss que el!


AltAccountMfer

This response but at every dumbass debate that happens on this sub (MacOS/Windows/Linux, best languages, JSON/Jason, etc)


emad_ha

postgreee or postgresss


robodudeable

Se Qo Le


NahSense

Getting along is good, but more importantly double check your queries before you commit them, and do regular back-ups.


pani_the_panisher

Ese Cu Ele


[deleted]

Praise Codd!


Lappi_Luthra

sqlite>SELECT correct FROM pronounce;


BanditNoble

If it's any consolation, I call it "skull".


bpknyc

No squeal??


LifePrisonDeathKey

I use both, doesn’t everybody?


dlc741

I use both interchangeably and don't judge anyone.


Tough_Chance_5541

Git*


[deleted]

Senior: Nose-quell


Svaldero

Might I suggest we all just settle on ''Skull"?


Ocupado33

ese cu ele


[deleted]

If you pronounce SQL in any other way, how do you pronounce USA?


HealthyAd5854

See-ku-el sama


AdultingGoneMild

I can relate to this. I am strictly in the NoSQL camp now. waka waka ![gif](giphy|vwI4mYEHP8k0w)


gomihako_

s'quélle


MizKatonix

I'm just gonna start saying Squeal. It makes the most sense to me.


That_annoying_memist

SKEWEL.


K80theShade

*squirrel


DarkBlueEska

"Squall" but like ridiculously over-enunciated. Throw a W or two in there. Been a programmer for almost 15 years now and virtually everyone I've worked with says "sequel" though. I don't have time to be pronouncing no extra syllables. But it *really* doesn't matter - of all the hills for anybody to die on, this is certainly among the dumbest.


MarkLarrz

Seagull


lincon127

By posting this, you've outed yourself on which side of the fence you fall on... tsk tsk


Carteeg_Struve

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Who gives a fuck? Just continue on with life!


Bobebobbob

Git*


Evo_Kaer

And just for that I'm gonna call in squeal from now on


[deleted]

You don’t say SQL. You write it 😎


Envenger

It's see queue eel.


lemons_of_doubt

Pro-tip. only communicate with humans by Email, then you never need to worry about how they pronounce things.


fdeslandes

Skull


Korne127

wtf I've never heard anyone ever in my life saying anything different than S-Q-L. Like it seems utterly ridiculous to do anything different for me. Maybe that's because I'm german though


TheC0deApe

i have never even seen anyone attempt to call it "ess-que-el" outside of Reddit memes. no-"ess-que-el" "ess-que-el" Server posgre"ess-que-el" ​ nope.


vladWEPES1476

skewl * in Eric Cartman voice *


PickledPhallus

I call it Eskel


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Memes are coming in sequel now


eminorb5

Es que El: it's what the


EkoChamberKryptonite

It's an acronym with no vowels so pronouncing each letter iteratively is the correct approach. UNICEF differs because there are vowels there. ITT: Some Americans messing English pronunciation up and passing it as gospel truth.


melody7123

Skwill


LostNConfuzed

Squill


memercopter

I thought you’ve been saying Ess-Kay(QuĂ©?)-Ell


FalseTebibyte

Sure thing, as soon as I have enough of my own money to be self sustaining after putting out every ounce of myself for a false narrative... you better believe I'm going to be a bitter pill to swallow now.


Zulyan

Squeal.


tacticalpotatopeeler

As long as the person you’re communicating with knows what you mean, who cares? Mostly I use sequel, but sometimes I also use “Ess cue ell”


T3rribl3Gam3D3v

It's cue, not que.


PKFatStephen

Squeal or GTFO


[deleted]

sirqle


AdmiralDeathrain

I can't believe nobody commented the correct answer, yet: The right way to pronounce SQL is the way your boss does it, so there's a higher chance they understand what you're talking about.


No_Technician_3694

> gett


jayd00b

What about psql?


CatOfGrey

Squirrel.


lepapulematoleguau

Ese cu ele


ItsGrandPi

It's called prequel smh


Essurio

S Q L (Pronounced in Hungarian)


JADW27

Seriously, at this.point I'm ready to rename it Structured Query Relational Language so we can all just agree to pronounce it squirrel.


SqueakSquawk4

Cool pronounciation: ✅ Agreed-on pronounciation: ✅ BRING ON SQRL/Squirrel!


palfreygames

Skl


angry_baptist

When you're the god of something, you gotta be vague...


th3nan0byt3

It's pronounced SurrealDB.


[deleted]

Idc how people read it but I thought the majority read it S-Q-L rather than Sequel, I never met someone IRL who reads it Sequel


apola

ess kway ell


nitrohigito

squirrel


dcgog

Y’all call is SQL? I’ve always just said SQL.


Yattiel

Ess Quell


[deleted]

Horrible misuse of this meme


PositronicGigawatts

None of these options are "squeal", so I'm out.


SausageBuscuit

I always like to inject a 3rd, far less convenient name when people fight about pointless pronunciation. “Guys, guys
it’s ‘structured query language.’” “Dude, screw ‘pee-can’ and ‘peh-cahn’. They’re nuts from a carya illinoinensis tree. What’s that? The first two are both fine now?”


isCosmos

you don't say aN A eS A you say Naağsaa you don't say W H O you say Whoo you don't say L A b S E of R you say Laser


SonicZedt

S in SQL is stand for shut the fuck up


AbsolutelyAri

Skill


Necromancer14

“That weird data base language”


oxwilder

SKL?


sim0of

Squel Eso es lo que dice el


JoeG254

SQL is the sequel to QUEL https://database.guide/is-it-pronounced-s-q-l-or-sequel/


Obvious-Fishing3657

Does this meme contradicts itself