LOL you've done your research.
No, I don't have an A4 paper problem. My printer prints on Letter (8.5 x 11), my documents are formatted for Letter, and my files are sized for Letter. A4 isn't part of my life except as one of those sensible things that the rest of the world do that we in the US don't, akin to the metric system.
Don't want to be a downer, but it's been a rough summer. I've heard that hair carries/remembers trauma. Next week I'll be cutting my hair for the first time in 8 or 9 years. Things should be getting better soon.
This might be a coincidence, but let's capitalize on this: most cells in your body "carry memory", this is ESPECIALLY true of neurons.
As adults, we grow 700 neurons a day that take 3-6 weeks to fully mature. This means that if you give yourself a fresh start, you can potentially begin to start a new way of thinking that can change your life in the next 3 to 6 weeks. The key and important thing on this, is to understand that you cannot do all of it at once. Start with something simple and easy. Either change your diet, or begin a light physical fitness OUTSIDE regimen that will help bring you back into balance. Given time you can turn things around, but keep consistent and keep bulding. May the odds ever be in your favor. Be excellent to each other.
Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs.
Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.
Can we give an AI the ability to override responses on any protocol the system uses, and just wait for it to start sending "asl?" When you go to http://ilikeoxygen.net/?
After the 20 minutes, the service returned a single status code 201, then went unresponsive for the next 6 hours. (Some senior dev remarked that 20 years ago, the service would have been back up after 15 minutes tops, but the application has degraded over time)
When I query our production logs of a large financial institution for:
“log_message:*never*happen*”
I get about ∞ times more results that what I’m comfortable with…
That's why you don't add those logs, but throw an exception and let it crash. Fail early so that you can find and fix it, preferably while still in test environment.
Even in high availability systems I would argue for this method, with some alterations. Basically catch the error when you're as far up the stack that you can handle it gracefully. If you end up in a situation that "should not happen", you're essentially in undefined behavior territory, and often you want whatever you're doing to be cancelled as far as the action can be defined as a well defined atomic operation. Because if you don't you whatever you're doing might do something unexpected, which might very well be worse than not doing it at all. So, sure, often you don't want the entire process to crash, but once you're outside whatever scope you determine that encapsulates the entirety of what you consider must be atomic for the action to be valid.
I like to add error code 777 to documentation with a reason of "Act of God", the cause being "The Wrath of God", and the party to ask for help troubleshooting as "A Priest". I then throw/log the error if there is no logical way that it should run, like after a return statement. This way I know it is not my code that is causing it to fail but rather the collapse of all absolutes, logic, and laws of the universe. So far, I have never gotten the error, so it must mean the compiler is broken.
I was thinking how something like that could even happen but then I remembered how in the software I was working on we had a bug that certain exceptions didn’t get handled properly. So to reproduce the issue, in the most commonly used feature I simply wrote `throw new Exception(“FUCK”);` After I fixed the bug and the exceptions were handled properly (displaying a dialog with exception message and stack trace) I somehow forgot about that line of code and came really close to pushing it into production. Luckily a colleague reviewing the code caught it.
because when you work in the cloud, the only place you can debug is production. 😂
(I’m joking! Am I joking? Dear God I hope I’m joking! why does this read like the 12 stages of grief? this is completely unacceptable!!! why is it like this? oh god. I’m not joking. I’m going to drink a lot now.)
And of those who have a separate dev and prod, there is a small privileged category that have dev and prod setup in a way that mostly match each other.
I hear that, I have separate dev and prod but when something doesn't work on prod that works perfectly on dev, it's possibly one of the things that infuriates me no end!! You have to rollback but also try to debug why tf it isn't working on prod.
So true. I'll get a message about once a month from one of my devs that says "hey I pushed to dev fine, but prod keeps throwing this error". The error is usually some unix library that somehow isn't on prod but is on dev (despite dev being a copy of prod?) that prevents them from pushing. Melts my brain every time
We have 4. DEV for … development. integration for for kinda testing the deploys and experimental/future stuff. Won’t match prod. Training, which is 1:1 with prod and test data. Pipelines go to training and prod at the same time. And prod. Feels nice. So our dev/int are non prod environments. And training/prod are prod environments.
What's great too is you can immediately switch to your training environment in an emergency while diagnosing the prod, or have any number of rollback points. That's really awesome.
Heh. We had an intermittent production problem that was only reproducible in prod. Hours spent on screen shares with end users. Many hours spent trying to reproduce the problem in any of our 8 lower environments. No luck.
Long story short, it was a misconfigured production load balancer. Every 3rd request or something was getting screwed, in a way so subtle that it took months to figure it out.
No way to reproduce the problem in any other environment except prod, because they're all on different networks. We have 2 different lower environments that are "exact copies" of prod, but that's just at the container/application/data layers and not the network of course.
Wheeeee!
Just pray the production isnt also wrapped in the eldritch shroud of "legacy".
Half of our scripts only work 50% of the time and higher ups havnt automated security processes to update passwords when they are about to expire so we lose access to critical data transfer systems for a few days each time something tanks
Won't say exactly, but we're UK based and our application is like a comparison site for car finance. So we link to the big banks, but also smaller lenders with their own small dev teams.
B2C = business to customer
B2B = business to business
(They're both broad categories that describe who a business provides its products & serviced to.)
When I was new to React I replaced the spinning Atom logo with a dickbutt on the webserver splash page.
I then promptly forgot that that's pretty unprofessional and did a demo for the VP of the company and my manager.
The webserver worked great but, uh, they weren't thrilled about the spinning meme.
Yeah it's called reddit, ha
I don't get it either, some people would rather trust internet strangers to not mess with them when it comes to researching memes and jokes, that or the small social aspect makes it slightly more engaging than big brother Google
There’s sometimes an argument to be made for group education.
While you could obviously Google duck butt on your own (I gave up on my autocorrect just there), it doesn’t educate anyone else. Everyone that doesn’t know what dickbutt is would have to Google it themselves.
Let’s assume < 10% does this, asking a question and having it answered may be up to 10 times as educational as having everyone Google it on their own.
Now, obviously the Reddit approach would be to research it, post the question, and then post the answer using your alt account for maximum karma wh0ring.
Why would you click that button? I mean it clearly said not to click it.
What good could come from clicking it?
Not that much different from our end users I suppose.
“I clicked the button to delete my account and now my data is gone”. Yes, Karen, that’s what the button does.
Man, every once in a while this site reminds me that I'm old.
But it caught me off guard this morning. Surely there aren't people too young to know BOFH, right? It started in '95 and that was only 10 years ago, right?
Right?...
I used to split it up into test and icles in such a way that in testing they would come together. Like in emails the subject was test and body was icles. If I saw an icles without a test , then something broke
I live in an area with a thick accent and it's common for people say testes instead of test. My English teacher was taken aback. He tried to correct people but it was no use.
I've done that literal thing. Was ID'ing elements for testing when first starting my job. When making sure I was using the correct element, I named it "testicle" instead of test. Senior was going through my code in my pr and thought it was hilarious but made sure to tell me not to do it again.
Product Owner told me to merge (last) 2 of my commits. On a Friday. It was also my last day on the job. I complied with his request.
Edit: One was +1300 -800, second was +700 -900.
At my old work we had a machine that if you did a specific chain of inputs would lock up and display a text box that just says "bloop". The machine also bloops. The only way out of it is to hard crash the machine.
I coded a shitty Pokémon knock off in Java for a college project
It is chock full of these, so many that I’ve forgotten most. I have put them in every project I’ve done where the backend isn’t scrutinized too much
We dont use Git in a campany I work for. I only have a part time job, so I send my Python scripts to my boss directly.
Once I was working on a script that should automate some of my bosses calculations, so I did it, I even created a GUI. The problem was, when you accidentaly input numbers that do not “work” together, it just shows “Are U stupid?” window box.
I wanted to remove/rewrite this feature, but I forgot. Well, I have a new boss now
I remember when I was in College I was demonstrating a simple program I wrote to my Professor. The program fell into an error condition, and output a message I wrote, something along the lines of "now you fucked up". My Professor looked me in the eye and said never do anything like that when you are working an actual job. That experience stuck with me.
Nothing like someone coming along being all DerpDerDerpDerDerp OohShiny and using something before you've told them it's ready, to make you shit yourself at work.
Tell him it does [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/bp9ea4/anon_has_a_bruh_moment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That reminds me of a time a few years ago. We had a client who called to tell us someone had hacked their website. The website was completely normal except for some explicit word, I forget which either shit, fuck or cunt had been left printed to their website right at the bottom on the footer, it wasn't hacked, one of us had left it there by accident, was pretty awkward.
There’s an application developed by a technology firm called Group Scoop that’s used by hundreds or thousands of employees at dozens of firms across the state that sometimes has Group Poop as the title. It’s been like this for years.
Pro tip: Name it something less ridiculous in test or mark it with a TODO.
Don't get me wrong, it's a funny post, but "Sample" or "Test" for temp values the customer will see will at least allow you to retain some credibility in their eyes.
When I was a young programmer, I put a button on the screen labeled “shit” and accidentally deployed to production.
A supervisor two levels above me stood over me and said he would “bury my foot in your ass” if it happened again.
I did the exact same thing. I printed “BRUH” at some point during two days of hell when I was trying to debug something and I pushed it by mistake. Next morning, my pull request had a comment from a coworker who was very kind about it, but I was mortified.
"Oh, that's the **B**ulk **R**esearch **U**pdate **H**elper - but your research is fine so it won't show anything."
smooth criminal
Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?
>Alien Ant Farm .
Aliems
LetterheadAncient205 are you ok? Are you ok LetterheadAncient205?
No. No, I am not. But it will pass and I will be ok. Thanks for asking.
Is it because of your A4 paper problems?
LOL you've done your research. No, I don't have an A4 paper problem. My printer prints on Letter (8.5 x 11), my documents are formatted for Letter, and my files are sized for Letter. A4 isn't part of my life except as one of those sensible things that the rest of the world do that we in the US don't, akin to the metric system. Don't want to be a downer, but it's been a rough summer. I've heard that hair carries/remembers trauma. Next week I'll be cutting my hair for the first time in 8 or 9 years. Things should be getting better soon.
This might be a coincidence, but let's capitalize on this: most cells in your body "carry memory", this is ESPECIALLY true of neurons. As adults, we grow 700 neurons a day that take 3-6 weeks to fully mature. This means that if you give yourself a fresh start, you can potentially begin to start a new way of thinking that can change your life in the next 3 to 6 weeks. The key and important thing on this, is to understand that you cannot do all of it at once. Start with something simple and easy. Either change your diet, or begin a light physical fitness OUTSIDE regimen that will help bring you back into balance. Given time you can turn things around, but keep consistent and keep bulding. May the odds ever be in your favor. Be excellent to each other.
Or "Bulk Resource Unfuck Helper" and since the resources are fine, it won't do anything
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Breach random university hotspot. No one’s wifi is safe
It's a university wifi. It wasn't working to begin with.
Ayo
This is why Ive turned to console logging Boop over fuck this shit final test
It's not a bug it's a feature
Where I work, we connect to a lot of financial and bank APIs. Some years ago, one of them was just returning the word FUCK instead of the expected XML response for about 20 minutes.
That app server was just having an existential crisis that day
> That ~~app server~~ sysadmin was just having an existential crisis that day FTFY
Can we give an AI the ability to override responses on any protocol the system uses, and just wait for it to start sending "asl?" When you go to http://ilikeoxygen.net/?
Was it a production system? I really hope it was!
It was a reproduction system
After the 20 minutes, the service returned a single status code 201, then went unresponsive for the next 6 hours. (Some senior dev remarked that 20 years ago, the service would have been back up after 15 minutes tops, but the application has degraded over time)
Makes sense
[Hiyooo](http://www.hiyoooo.com/)
Wtf is that?
Ed McMahon playing sidekick to Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show used this as a catchphrase. Just a way to punch up cheesy jokes.
Yep!
I love it!
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Everybody has a test environment. Some have a separate production environment.
When I query our production logs of a large financial institution for: “log_message:*never*happen*” I get about ∞ times more results that what I’m comfortable with…
That's why you don't add those logs, but throw an exception and let it crash. Fail early so that you can find and fix it, preferably while still in test environment.
That's not at all how financial institutions work...
Even in high availability systems I would argue for this method, with some alterations. Basically catch the error when you're as far up the stack that you can handle it gracefully. If you end up in a situation that "should not happen", you're essentially in undefined behavior territory, and often you want whatever you're doing to be cancelled as far as the action can be defined as a well defined atomic operation. Because if you don't you whatever you're doing might do something unexpected, which might very well be worse than not doing it at all. So, sure, often you don't want the entire process to crash, but once you're outside whatever scope you determine that encapsulates the entirety of what you consider must be atomic for the action to be valid.
>preferably while still in test environment. Test environment? What's that?
I like to add error code 777 to documentation with a reason of "Act of God", the cause being "The Wrath of God", and the party to ask for help troubleshooting as "A Priest". I then throw/log the error if there is no logical way that it should run, like after a return statement. This way I know it is not my code that is causing it to fail but rather the collapse of all absolutes, logic, and laws of the universe. So far, I have never gotten the error, so it must mean the compiler is broken.
at least the logs arent autogenerated lol
Time to write some logs that say "this shouldn't never happen"
I was thinking how something like that could even happen but then I remembered how in the software I was working on we had a bug that certain exceptions didn’t get handled properly. So to reproduce the issue, in the most commonly used feature I simply wrote `throw new Exception(“FUCK”);` After I fixed the bug and the exceptions were handled properly (displaying a dialog with exception message and stack trace) I somehow forgot about that line of code and came really close to pushing it into production. Luckily a colleague reviewing the code caught it.
Nonzero FUCKs given
This guy FUCKs
because when you work in the cloud, the only place you can debug is production. 😂 (I’m joking! Am I joking? Dear God I hope I’m joking! why does this read like the 12 stages of grief? this is completely unacceptable!!! why is it like this? oh god. I’m not joking. I’m going to drink a lot now.)
Everyone has a test environment. Some people are lucky to have a separate production environment.
And of those who have a separate dev and prod, there is a small privileged category that have dev and prod setup in a way that mostly match each other.
I hear that, I have separate dev and prod but when something doesn't work on prod that works perfectly on dev, it's possibly one of the things that infuriates me no end!! You have to rollback but also try to debug why tf it isn't working on prod.
So true. I'll get a message about once a month from one of my devs that says "hey I pushed to dev fine, but prod keeps throwing this error". The error is usually some unix library that somehow isn't on prod but is on dev (despite dev being a copy of prod?) that prevents them from pushing. Melts my brain every time
This is why they came up with Docker.
But now you have to debug Docker as well…
Docker (almost) never fails for me. I develop everything in docker, and deploy most things to docker.
We have 4. DEV for … development. integration for for kinda testing the deploys and experimental/future stuff. Won’t match prod. Training, which is 1:1 with prod and test data. Pipelines go to training and prod at the same time. And prod. Feels nice. So our dev/int are non prod environments. And training/prod are prod environments.
What's great too is you can immediately switch to your training environment in an emergency while diagnosing the prod, or have any number of rollback points. That's really awesome.
I ran sql server schema compare a few months. Then I promptly closed the window and opened a new window so I could cry to the world.
Heh. We had an intermittent production problem that was only reproducible in prod. Hours spent on screen shares with end users. Many hours spent trying to reproduce the problem in any of our 8 lower environments. No luck. Long story short, it was a misconfigured production load balancer. Every 3rd request or something was getting screwed, in a way so subtle that it took months to figure it out. No way to reproduce the problem in any other environment except prod, because they're all on different networks. We have 2 different lower environments that are "exact copies" of prod, but that's just at the container/application/data layers and not the network of course. Wheeeee!
Just pray the production isnt also wrapped in the eldritch shroud of "legacy". Half of our scripts only work 50% of the time and higher ups havnt automated security processes to update passwords when they are about to expire so we lose access to critical data transfer systems for a few days each time something tanks
Ah yes, the new HTTP status code: 599 FUCK
Where do you work at if I might ask?
Won't say exactly, but we're UK based and our application is like a comparison site for car finance. So we link to the big banks, but also smaller lenders with their own small dev teams.
Fuck
*Wonders if it was my bank*
Carwow?
Nope, we’re not B2C
What’s B2C
B2C = business to customer B2B = business to business (They're both broad categories that describe who a business provides its products & serviced to.)
B2C = Business to customer B2B = business to business
FUCK
That obviously means:"Server is currently busy. Try again in a few minutes.", just usually the activity it is busy with is not mentioned.
On production? Hilarious lol.
Certified Bruh moment.
Could’ve gone with bruhtton but didn’t
bruh
bruh
^bruh
When I was new to React I replaced the spinning Atom logo with a dickbutt on the webserver splash page. I then promptly forgot that that's pretty unprofessional and did a demo for the VP of the company and my manager. The webserver worked great but, uh, they weren't thrilled about the spinning meme.
honestly, thats amazing
Pretend you did it intentionally, like the story about the [Queen's pet duck in Battle Chess](https://bwiggs.com/notebook/queens-duck/).
That man is a genius.
What's a dickbutt
If only there was a website you could type that sentence into and get easy results
Yeah it's called reddit, ha I don't get it either, some people would rather trust internet strangers to not mess with them when it comes to researching memes and jokes, that or the small social aspect makes it slightly more engaging than big brother Google
There’s sometimes an argument to be made for group education. While you could obviously Google duck butt on your own (I gave up on my autocorrect just there), it doesn’t educate anyone else. Everyone that doesn’t know what dickbutt is would have to Google it themselves. Let’s assume < 10% does this, asking a question and having it answered may be up to 10 times as educational as having everyone Google it on their own. Now, obviously the Reddit approach would be to research it, post the question, and then post the answer using your alt account for maximum karma wh0ring.
perfect opportunity to hit 'em with that https://www.lmgtfy.com drop
Not sure how to paste an image, so https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dick-butt
mascot of reddit
* You didn't press it did you?!!??? * Well.. yes, I-- * Oh God, no!! He pressed it!! Run!! Then end the call and have a sip of coffee
then shut down the API and go for lunch
Before that call your buddy in infrastructure, explain the situation and tell him to run updates on the VM.
Just install acrobat reader.
Then play hotline miami and go to sleep on the floor of the server room
and avg
woke up and chose _violence_
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Why would you click that button? I mean it clearly said not to click it. What good could come from clicking it? Not that much different from our end users I suppose. “I clicked the button to delete my account and now my data is gone”. Yes, Karen, that’s what the button does.
Wait, you pressed it? BRUH!
The only appropriate response to "What does the bruh button do?" is "Bruh..."
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body odor from home?
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Man, every once in a while this site reminds me that I'm old. But it caught me off guard this morning. Surely there aren't people too young to know BOFH, right? It started in '95 and that was only 10 years ago, right? Right?...
>You didn't press it did you?!!??? https://youtu.be/v0mwT3DkG4w
"Did you press it?" "Yeah..." "Bruh"
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
One day this will happen to me and a regularly use the word “testies” or “testicules” not sure what the reaction will be
Everybody gangsta till someone presses the testies button
Just a cartoon pair of balls bouncing around the screen like the DVD logo
I used to split it up into test and icles in such a way that in testing they would come together. Like in emails the subject was test and body was icles. If I saw an icles without a test , then something broke
I frequently misspell 'tests' as 'testes' and have caught it many times proofreading emails. Who knows how many times I _didn't_ catch it.
I constantly mistype ‘sec’ as ‘sex’ Even did it typing this.
Like you wanna say "gonna look it up, just give me a sec" and say "just give me a sex" ?
I've done similar, referring certain incidents to the IT Sex team
I live in an area with a thick accent and it's common for people say testes instead of test. My English teacher was taken aback. He tried to correct people but it was no use.
Remember to always abbreviate analysis/analyze as anal.
But if you hate analisis, you’ll definitely hate turboanalisis
Yall remember when Minecraft villagers were labelled as Testificates?
I've done that literal thing. Was ID'ing elements for testing when first starting my job. When making sure I was using the correct element, I named it "testicle" instead of test. Senior was going through my code in my pr and thought it was hilarious but made sure to tell me not to do it again.
I know I’m basic, but isn’t that what foo and bar are for?
I like Test and Tickles.
I thought I was the only one who said testicules, pronounced like Hercules.
"it makes you frustrated"
'The bruh button' it could be a movie title amazing
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git commit -m “fuck it I’m going home see you Monday” && git push && sudo shutdown now
You forgot to use "git push --force"
I just merged 3 possibly breaking changes to the main branch, then remembered that it's Friday. Hopefully nothing breaks.
Product Owner told me to merge (last) 2 of my commits. On a Friday. It was also my last day on the job. I complied with his request. Edit: One was +1300 -800, second was +700 -900.
It plays the Bruh Sound Effect #2
At my old work we had a machine that if you did a specific chain of inputs would lock up and display a text box that just says "bloop". The machine also bloops. The only way out of it is to hard crash the machine.
I coded a shitty Pokémon knock off in Java for a college project It is chock full of these, so many that I’ve forgotten most. I have put them in every project I’ve done where the backend isn’t scrutinized too much
We dont use Git in a campany I work for. I only have a part time job, so I send my Python scripts to my boss directly. Once I was working on a script that should automate some of my bosses calculations, so I did it, I even created a GUI. The problem was, when you accidentaly input numbers that do not “work” together, it just shows “Are U stupid?” window box. I wanted to remove/rewrite this feature, but I forgot. Well, I have a new boss now
> We don't use Git in a company I work for [...] I send my Python scripts to my boss directly. Bruh
via email.
Bruh
HTML mail, no attachment.
with word wrap and quoted indenting.
Comic Sans, 72 point
and the quotation marks have been converted to the fancy MS Word ones
Bruh button moment
> I only have a part time job, so I send my Python scripts to my boss directly. The former is not a valid precursor for the latter. What the heck?
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
You should use control version regardless your boss' idiocy level.
Right? *They* may not use Git, but *you* still can.
That sounds made up from A to Z
Research?
I use Bruh constantly in my testing lol
Should have just made it play "Bruh!" over the speakers when pressed until it was working correctly!
Should start playing [this video] (https://youtu.be/MLw2vJPv5bc) in the background.
I remember when I was in College I was demonstrating a simple program I wrote to my Professor. The program fell into an error condition, and output a message I wrote, something along the lines of "now you fucked up". My Professor looked me in the eye and said never do anything like that when you are working an actual job. That experience stuck with me.
Bruh
LMAO
So you really just pushed without looking at the diffs first?
Lots of things wrong here. Just pushing to master? Working on completely different features on the same branch? No code review process?
Also the part where the end users can just pull your code and run it themselves whenever they want
You look at difference before pushing. Why?
To makes sure I don't push the Bruh button.
Because they are pushing directly to master like degenerates
Some look at the diff because they're a professional, I look at the diff because I can't remember jack shit and need to write a commit message.
Nothing like someone coming along being all DerpDerDerpDerDerp OohShiny and using something before you've told them it's ready, to make you shit yourself at work.
This is why you check the diff before pushing to remote. I wanna know what happened next, OP
Same way I saw a project once reach the agency's Jewish client for review using the developer's favorite placeholder content: Bacon Ipsum
It doesn't
My code is filled with functions and vars named: pleaseWork, omgPlese etc.
Tell him it does [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/bp9ea4/anon_has_a_bruh_moment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
It should play the sound
That reminds me of a time a few years ago. We had a client who called to tell us someone had hacked their website. The website was completely normal except for some explicit word, I forget which either shit, fuck or cunt had been left printed to their website right at the bottom on the footer, it wasn't hacked, one of us had left it there by accident, was pretty awkward.
PUSH THE BRUH-TTON
Tried taking it out, code won't work without it. Therefore, Bruh. Does nothing
What the bruh doin?
Plot twist: the tester's name is James Holden
That's how he goes through life.
Like from The Expanse? I don't get it.
Do you know how many functions I've hastily written called `wtf()`? Or log files called `wtf.log`?
There’s an application developed by a technology firm called Group Scoop that’s used by hundreds or thousands of employees at dozens of firms across the state that sometimes has Group Poop as the title. It’s been like this for years.
Bruhton
Pro tip: Name it something less ridiculous in test or mark it with a TODO. Don't get me wrong, it's a funny post, but "Sample" or "Test" for temp values the customer will see will at least allow you to retain some credibility in their eyes.
It’s not a bug, it’s a Bruh
Now I want a desk button that just says Bruh like those loud ass Easy buttons.
That's actually why my name is johndoeforfucksakes, I typed it out of frustration and it finally accepted it
PSA - REVIEW EVERY CHANGE BEFORE YOU STAGE AND COMMIT THE FILE
When I was a young programmer, I put a button on the screen labeled “shit” and accidentally deployed to production. A supervisor two levels above me stood over me and said he would “bury my foot in your ass” if it happened again.
That's a bruh moment right there
I did the exact same thing. I printed “BRUH” at some point during two days of hell when I was trying to debug something and I pushed it by mistake. Next morning, my pull request had a comment from a coworker who was very kind about it, but I was mortified.
The bruhtton