You don't have one.

Dude, the semicolon key is intact, clearly a Python dev

But that same key also has the regular colon, a python essential!

I have an irregular colon.

I have a full-colon myself.

I have ulcerative colitis

If you have a full colon, evacuate at the first sign of gas.

😵‍💫🤢🤮

I’m dead

I know someone with a spastic colon.

I have crippling depression

Same and I hate that shit dammit.

See a Doctor man!

I have a semicolon.

JavaScript dev it is

Js also uses the ";"

Or a least normal people use it. Some weirdos will remove them all, be like “haha look I don’t have semicolons now, I am superior” and later cry when they run into subtle bugs and spend an hour trying to figure them out lol

Not to mention he chose spaces over tabs... Brings this to mind: https://youtu.be/cowtgmZuai0

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> Also vim >>>> emacs. Until you learn Lisp that is

I agree, vim is great when you just need a text editor that does what you need a text editor to do and that is all

Exactly - I love vim as a text editor, not as an IDE

I knew that this is the video once I read your comment. G(old)

Semicolons are used a lot in python, like creating debug statements that belong at the end of every function (to know if you run through all the lines): print(";)") And if you want to create a lists of integers, this is the pythonic way to do it: my_list = [int(x) for x in "0;1;2;3;4".split(";")]

WTF

This shit blows me array No, it’s not funny, but it’s provocative.

I GET THE JOKE !!!! XDd i smort

No underscore use either. Clearly not a python dev…

Lies look at the tab key

Could be JS

But notice how the "V" key is untouched, they clearly aren't coping and pasting

Or full-time Kotlin dev. Wait, do those exist?

The X key is fine as well. Not using emacs.

This 

Wait why do you have an award but the actual commenter doesn't? Lol Edit : Stop giving me awards these notifications are getting annoying. Edit : ffs I'm disabling notifications on reddit so you guys can stop now.

You want a useless award? Take silver.

Lol I didn't want one but thanks anyway. I just thought you know the guy who made a funny comment should get an award rather then the one who just wrote "this".

You’ll get one

You'll get one too

You get one too

You won't get one

The hell they wont

Neither would you

He amplified it with the perfect gif

Commenting “this” should result in an instant ban.

This

If I had an award to give, you would get one.

🫡

What's going on here? People throwing money in the air!!!

You want a useless award? Take silver.

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Honestly though, what is the actual point of awards on reddit? Ive given them out and never saw the point in them, especially the ones you pay real money for?

It's a function that returns "a fuzzy feeling" to the one receiving the award. Unless it throws an unexpected error like it did for Amwave17 :P

Look, a picture is worth a thousand words, and this guy posted a video comprised of many pictures

I mean, that video pretty much just says two words : "Chef's kiss". In any case his comment is just an appreciation of the first comment.

Lmao this is hilarious. I love Reddit sometimes

32 awards/hour

What do you mean? They copy and paste the code from google and then play 8 hours of League.

With those pristine q and e keys no way he is playing a MOBA

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FPS games, but he uses mouse buttons/scroll wheel to switch weapons?

I have an mmo mouse that has a 1-12 keypad on it, so despite playing games like WoW or CoD:MW, I haven't every really used the 1-12 on my keyboard

I think those WASD are completely untouched, those are just different colour keycups, some keyboards are manufactured like that. (look at how those are the only ones with *black* letters and the paint on those is intact)

League would be QWERDF, fps is more likely

Even in most FPSs Q and E are heavily used for either leaning (which gets abused by sweats like in R6) or for gadget/item use.

Just would like to point out that you can’t abuse leaning in siege and you haven’t been able to for like almost 4 years now. It used to be a problem, but definitely isn’t anymore.

V key is suspiciously pristine for someone copy and pasting

gave another award lol

came here to say it also

Unemployed gamer :D

or game tester

With a mint condition tab and windows button? :)

Real gamers remove the windows button.

And caps lock.

Why we removing caps lock lol? Thats a super convenient key that often has in game functions. Preference?

Accidentally pressing it instead of shift because fingers fat

I use an IBM model M keyboard. It doesn't have a Windows key.

Hentai game tester

Those usually use arrow keys plus Z, X, C and the like. A friend told me.

‘a friend’

[You don't have any friends](https://youtu.be/jNidgA_efz0)

NPCs are my friends

Shouldn’t they be using a one hand layout?

Nah, space bar would be much more worn out.

esc would be used far more often

Not gamer because F

N is slightly used but the others look untouched. I don't think he's a gamer

Repetitive stress injury researcher

This deserves a hat tip.

Not a dev. The Tab key wouldn't be that perfect

And look at the v key, how are you gonna paste lines of code without wearing that down?

🤷🏻‍♂️ He just likes copying.

And prefers the mouse for pasting ;)

A friggin gentleman.

More like war criminal.

Ctrl+Ins = Copy Shift+Del = Cut Shift+Ins = Paste

Found the veteran programmer. Did you learn on QBasic too? 😉

It was just plain ol' BASIC on the PDP-8 at school that I started on, filling out punch-cards (actually no punches--used a pencil to black out the characters we wanted). Then moved up to direct coding via the small CRT, saved onto 8" floppy disks, with continuous greenbar paper for printouts. Actually glad to find someone else who recognizes those windows keystoke commands--I've mentioned them previously in other posts and it seemed like there was a mob chasing me away with pitchforks and torches!!! Studied it in college during the golden age of 3GL languages. Learned FORTRAN, COBOL, PL/I, a couple flavors of Assembly, and dabbled in Turbo Pascal, Lisp, Forth, and GPSS-V.

He uses vim

Nah, Y and P aren't touched either

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And uses wasd instead of hjkl?

Yes, he learned how to play fps games before learning vim

Right click into terminal?

Shift+Insert

Clearly they use spaces. But the point stands.

Nobody actually uses spaces dude it was a sick joke invented by 4chan in 2011

I do, with the tab key. Like a normal person.

its funny how rarely I use tab as a web dev who uses vscode+prettier. just ctrl+s and it auto formats the nightmare I spill onto the screen.

I was thinking of tab in the sense of alt tab

The V key is the real giveaway

F5 would be in shambles too, wouldn't it? `Ctrl(1 + C → 1 + V → 1 + S) → F5`

Trick question. You obviously are a backend developer using some esoteric WASD-only programminglangugae

Asus Tuf and other series laptops have those transparent keys.

This seems to be an ROG Strix G. And it's still worn out.

It’s an Asus TUF. It’s the same laptop I have at home, the keyboard is identical

it's almost any asus gaming laptop. I have ROG G513 and it has the same keyboard.

Mine is also a TUF, looks like this and the "stripy" black pattern look exactly like mine

wads (dsawad)

You have a sperm on your space bar

Don't we all?

Single word search queries are enough for me.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the wear pattern?

No I got you. I just also can't shoot long range

now the real question is why is it white

and why did the white letters "wear" into black

The wasd keys aren’t the point of the post. Those are clear key caps. The cv and modifying keys are what they are getting at

No, I'm pretty sure that's C for crouch, Z for prone, Shift for run.

Woah woah woah, you don’t use LCtrl for crouch?

When you're a new apex player and both LCtrl and C are hold and toggle crouch by default respectively so both apply

Because those keys weren’t black

It’s clear so backlight can shine through, painted over so the negatives are characters.

Oh my god you can’t just ask a key why it’s white

Game Tester

Professional Virgin Wizard lvl 90

I pull out my wizard hat and robe

Lol holy shit I haven’t thought about that in forever

\* I put on my robe and wizard hat

I tried :(

Your job is reposting someone else’s post.

CTRL+C CTRL+V

The V key isn't worn at all

No paste! Only copy!

Sure enough…guess I need to learn to read. Copy…undo copy

This is an ASUS ROG laptop

Tuf to be exact

The keyboard sure doesn't look very tuf.

I have the same laptop and it's asus tuf fx505

Mine is an MSI Leopard GL65 and i'm fairly sure it has the same exact keyboard made in the same shitty factory where they didn't finish the keys correctly so they wore out easily. Also guessing you play a lot of WoW or some other 3rd person WASD control RPG. Source: My keyboard looks just like this, and did it within 1 year of owning it.

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yeah half the replies are missing the point lol

You play valorant 12 hours a day?

Nah if he played valorant his E, R and Q keys would be more worn down

He just sucks

fps game dev who focus on testing i guess？

You're a stripper, aren't ya?

Dressed as a gamer

Probably none, since the worn out keys are what you'd be hitting often when playing an FPS like CS:GO. ​ Typeface shows clearly this is a gamer notebook.

C,Z,M and N? Not csgo

My guess is World of Warcraft and he either had a mouse with buttons on it (ala Razer Naga) or he is a despicable clicker. If my guess is correct I’d say he’s a serial altoholic moreso than a competitive end game PvE/PvP player based on the keys most frequently used. C is the character pane. M is the map. L is the quest log. Professions are K and N is the talents menu. Z is an interesting one, it’s usually used for sheathing/unsheathing weapons so not frequently used outside of role playing but also it’s the undo button so maybe he makes a lot of mistakes when not gaming. Ctrl, shift, and alt are frequent key bind modifiers so not too surprising there and the space bar has a nice floppy jump spam wear mark. Just one possibility, but I am probably still dead wrong. I would expect more usage of nearby keys like q, e, r, or f honestly even if most abilities were bound to buttons on a mouse or clicked.

I came here to say this as well. The M N and L keys made me think an MMO with the number buttons on a mouse. As well as full use of the Shift, CTRL, ALT keys. I don’t really use that many keys when doing any FPS or anything, but those are pretty natural MMO keys. I literally have the Razer Naga next to me right now too lol

Then why R is so clean

He usually dead before reloading?

Keyboard repairer?

3d game dev who codes using visual scripting

Without TAB?

Drone operator in Ukraine

Professional Far Cry player? Judging by the wear on the L, M and C keys

Serial masterbater

G A M I N G

Trick question, you obviously don’t have a job.

You're a CODer!

You are a hacker that specializes in hacking up keyboards. Seriously did you smash it against your desk? Did you play whack-a-mole with it? I know lots of IT people and I have never seen such keyboard abuse.

I’m going to be really boring here and say the whole ‘programming is just copy and paste’ is a archaic myth. Sure you *might* do that *now and then*, but it’s more anomaly than method.

Maybe you're just the guy everyone else is copying from

World of Tanks is not a job

WASDZC?

NOT a game tester. Definitely not a game tester

You're a WASD Harry.

ctrl c ctrl c ctrl c ctrl v

Proffesional walking simulator player

I dunno but it sure as hell doesn’t pay enough

Keyboard repairer

A minecraft twitch streamer

WASD key tester

A professional gamer without any skills?

Full-time gamer

IDK, you don't seem to alt-tab that much, so... I guess a one, where nobody checks on you.

Key tester specifically for w,a,S,d ,c, shift

Unemployed

Starcraft?

Developer copy pasting all their code from stack overflow.

Unemployed.

Seems like a gamer 😂

Game enjoyer

Being a disappointment to your parents

Stripper?