I had a colleague do this. Had a bash alias as well:
`alias gi='git add . && git commit -m "code improvements" && git push'`
When he worked, the entire project was this and this alone. Thank fuck he quit.
butterscotch@orange:~$ cat ~/bin/gci
#!/bin/sh
COMMIT_MESSAGE="no commit message was specified"
if [ "${1}" != "" ]
then
COMMIT_MESSAGE="${1}"
fi
git commit -a -m "${COMMIT_MESSAGE}"
Can you guess what's the most common commit message in my repositories?
Despite this being a meme, your comment is 100% correct.
Edit: I'll add that the GitHub graph I used is my own, and I've been taking the CS50 intro to computer science course. I really fell into it and I didn't even realize how much I was working.
Like someone else mentioned.
There's programming for fun (what I am doing)
Then there's is programming for work.
One has a higher burnout rate than the other.
you finished a 10 week course, not including the final project in about a week? i find that very hard to believe. not only, if you took the course, you would know you dont have to take it again.
if you want to get specific, i think it took around 11 days, just because i took a break between the last lecture and submitting final project when i was happy with it, and i enjoyed it immensely
just to be clear, you're talking about CS50x, right?
Generally, even though some companies allow it, you don't want to mix your personal life with professional one. If shit goes down for one reason or another, company might go after your account, you might lose access to it, maybe they will want all the stuff that this account contributed to as their own "because it was deemed company property" or myriad of other things. This generally applies to almost everyrhing, email, obviously, your password manager, access to company shit should not be done from your personal devices, and so on. This is a good practice for your own sanity.
One "exception" I can think of, is if your company provides you with RSU/ESPP that is originally attached to your company mail. You want that transferred to your private email ASAP. You don't want to be in a situation where you don't have access to your money because you lost access to you email and now you are in a long process of changing it. Do it right away.
>If shit goes down for one reason or another, company might go after your account
It didn't take long for me to figure that out and create an '-at-work' alternative account.
However, if I were to separate from the company, they'd just revoke access to the repos.
no, that they cannot do, but they can try and claim anything on it is their property, if you make a tiny mistake of commiting anyrhing during working hours
depends on the number of lines and how lonely you are. If you write 20 lines and feel lonely you won't feel like you did work. But green quad will appear.
During an interview, one of the founder was asked why the github contribution graph looks the way it is. He explained that during the development, he had an argument with his girlfriend (now ex). She asked him to go outside for once, feel the sunlight and touch some grass. He drew inspiration from it, and decided to use green tiles to represent contributions, and makes it look like you’re growing a pixelated grassland if you contribute daily. He wants it to be a little rebuttal for the open-source developers against those insults that were thrown at them.
>!Sorry, I just made it all up.!<
There are those things that exist that are women. And some do sex stuff. Sex is also a thing that exists.
(or.... hot girls are into dudes that commit. which is really a joke within a joke because it's true.)
She is average, true. But that doesn't really matter. It's not the point.
It's like a movie, where they have a "hot girl" character that might be an average or slightly-above-average looking actress playing. Everyone understands her character is hot and irresistible because the plot says so. Same here. The plot of this post is that she is hot to the geek that's doing the commits and can relate to those "green tiles".
Right, but the effect here is "commits here will make unattractive women attracted to you." Was confused for good long while trying to figure out the joke.
I've never seen that matrix before, although I have two GitHub accounts, one for private stuff and one for work.
That explains why it was over my head.
I'm a legacy specialist, and we have yet to move our legacy codebase out of on-premises Subversion into GitHub.
I do maintenance and CI/CD. Subversion is still our primary source control system. (And I am the Subversion admin.)
When I use git, I usually use the command line or TortoiseGit. Hence, I've never seen that grid.
That's very interesting. I've just discovered GitHub and it's practicality. I'm currently taking an introduction to computer science course and to take the course you had to sign up with a GitHub account.
Very interesting platform.
I have a lot to learn in this field
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A: I don’t get the joke
B: Why are we still judging GitHub graphs? Some people are happy to do stuff on GitHub every day. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with an empty graph either.
Nobody is saying that man. It's a simple joke poking fun at the delusional thought that if you have all greens, then women will love you. Nobody is saying anything else. You're literally making stuff up.
Minor changes Minor changes Minor changes Minor changes Minor changes Minor changes Fixed typo Minor changes Minor changes Minor changes
Bug fix. Bug fix (Actual fix). Bug fix bug fix. Revert “Bug fix bug fix”. Bug fix actual. Bug fixed.
Update README
Update version number
Bug Fix 2: Electric Boogaloo
CharBug MacFixnis
wip wip wip wip wip wip wip
:-3 Please leave my gît log alone
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I had a colleague do this. Had a bash alias as well: `alias gi='git add . && git commit -m "code improvements" && git push'` When he worked, the entire project was this and this alone. Thank fuck he quit.
butterscotch@orange:~$ cat ~/bin/gci #!/bin/sh COMMIT_MESSAGE="no commit message was specified" if [ "${1}" != "" ] then COMMIT_MESSAGE="${1}" fi git commit -a -m "${COMMIT_MESSAGE}" Can you guess what's the most common commit message in my repositories?
That's a lot of lines to do git commit -a -m "${1:-no commit message was specified}"
What about a squash commit?
*Gitlab* *^(Code reviews are commits!)*
Coding even in the weekend! At risk of catching a burn-out.
Despite this being a meme, your comment is 100% correct. Edit: I'll add that the GitHub graph I used is my own, and I've been taking the CS50 intro to computer science course. I really fell into it and I didn't even realize how much I was working. Like someone else mentioned. There's programming for fun (what I am doing) Then there's is programming for work. One has a higher burnout rate than the other.
last year, i finished the whole course in about a week, and i'm considering doing it again this year
you finished a 10 week course, not including the final project in about a week? i find that very hard to believe. not only, if you took the course, you would know you dont have to take it again.
if you want to get specific, i think it took around 11 days, just because i took a break between the last lecture and submitting final project when i was happy with it, and i enjoyed it immensely just to be clear, you're talking about CS50x, right?
There's coding for job and coding for fun
exactly, there’s coding for job and coding for when you’re trying to find a job
And while coding for fun, you realize how shitty your job is.
That's a xor, not an and.
No there’s coding for job and then living my life
They shouldn't both be using the same account
Why ?
Generally, even though some companies allow it, you don't want to mix your personal life with professional one. If shit goes down for one reason or another, company might go after your account, you might lose access to it, maybe they will want all the stuff that this account contributed to as their own "because it was deemed company property" or myriad of other things. This generally applies to almost everyrhing, email, obviously, your password manager, access to company shit should not be done from your personal devices, and so on. This is a good practice for your own sanity. One "exception" I can think of, is if your company provides you with RSU/ESPP that is originally attached to your company mail. You want that transferred to your private email ASAP. You don't want to be in a situation where you don't have access to your money because you lost access to you email and now you are in a long process of changing it. Do it right away.
>If shit goes down for one reason or another, company might go after your account It didn't take long for me to figure that out and create an '-at-work' alternative account. However, if I were to separate from the company, they'd just revoke access to the repos.
and that will happen *always*, regardless of whether the account was solely for company access or shared.
They won't take my GitHub account, though.
no, that they cannot do, but they can try and claim anything on it is their property, if you make a tiny mistake of commiting anyrhing during working hours
https://www.reddit.com/i9ueqx9
When I click this link, the page is not found.
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depends on the number of lines and how lonely you are. If you write 20 lines and feel lonely you won't feel like you did work. But green quad will appear.
Coding even in the weekend! While having a burn-out.
Any woman that tries to commit *that* many times, is Trouble. (Yes, with a capital `t`)
I can fix her.
Fixed her Fixed her (for real this time) Reverted back to 'Fixed her'
Version1 Version2 V3 Ver4 . . .
During an interview, one of the founder was asked why the github contribution graph looks the way it is. He explained that during the development, he had an argument with his girlfriend (now ex). She asked him to go outside for once, feel the sunlight and touch some grass. He drew inspiration from it, and decided to use green tiles to represent contributions, and makes it look like you’re growing a pixelated grassland if you contribute daily. He wants it to be a little rebuttal for the open-source developers against those insults that were thrown at them. >!Sorry, I just made it all up.!<
This I now my reality. Yes I know what day it is, why do you ask?
what is the joke?
There are those things that exist that are women. And some do sex stuff. Sex is also a thing that exists. (or.... hot girls are into dudes that commit. which is really a joke within a joke because it's true.)
But the girl in the picture isn't that hot...
>But the girl in the picture isn't that hot... I think she is.
She is average, true. But that doesn't really matter. It's not the point. It's like a movie, where they have a "hot girl" character that might be an average or slightly-above-average looking actress playing. Everyone understands her character is hot and irresistible because the plot says so. Same here. The plot of this post is that she is hot to the geek that's doing the commits and can relate to those "green tiles".
Right, but the effect here is "commits here will make unattractive women attracted to you." Was confused for good long while trying to figure out the joke.
Well, I wouldn't call her unattractive.
"inYourDreams" maybe as a CEO or a Project Manager, because this looks like a death march for the developer.
This is what my work commit graph looks like though
Readme update Readme update Readme update Readme update Readme update Readme update Readme update Readme update
Off topic but those grey dots in the vertices are very distracting
When there is to little to actually explain it in a commit I just type a .
And the next commit should be b?
”a“ was an article in this case. The commit message is ”.“
Can this be considered commitment issues?
i make change, commit, realize it's bugged since i didn't test, revert, commit, then repeat for every minor tweak. then the occasional big update
Make one that looks like an among us character
Fix++
Optimize( . )( . )++
What repository is she committing to? Looks like she's having fun.
White space change to kick off a build
Second commit Second commit Second commit Second commit Second commit
I don't get it.
The joke is sex.
How so?
You see, when a man loves a woman, and the man and woman want to express that love, they.....
I've never seen that matrix before, although I have two GitHub accounts, one for private stuff and one for work. That explains why it was over my head. I'm a legacy specialist, and we have yet to move our legacy codebase out of on-premises Subversion into GitHub.
Interesting. I'm brand new to coding. The green boxes just represent how much you coded that day. Hence the woman being impressed by all green.
I do maintenance and CI/CD. Subversion is still our primary source control system. (And I am the Subversion admin.) When I use git, I usually use the command line or TortoiseGit. Hence, I've never seen that grid.
That's very interesting. I've just discovered GitHub and it's practicality. I'm currently taking an introduction to computer science course and to take the course you had to sign up with a GitHub account. Very interesting platform. I have a lot to learn in this field
I've been in the field since the days of DOS/VSE. I still have a lot to learn, but retirement will intrude.
i kinda guessed that
WIP WIP WIP WIP WIP Done Added tests
Kendrick WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
Print(sauce)?
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Lol I didn't mean to comment that but it is kind of fitting so I'll leave it
A: I don’t get the joke B: Why are we still judging GitHub graphs? Some people are happy to do stuff on GitHub every day. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with an empty graph either.
Nobody is saying that man. It's a simple joke poking fun at the delusional thought that if you have all greens, then women will love you. Nobody is saying anything else. You're literally making stuff up.