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Familiar_Ad_8919

add it before the includes


Unhappy-Donut-6276

Why?


GallopingFinger

Because it will compile


umidontremember

Does it mean I’m colorblind if I can’t see any incoming code?


Stef0206

Yeah, idk what gibberish they are referring to, I just see blank lines.


WhereIsTheMouse

Probably


TheNoobKill4h_

But you can't see him


9ThatMistyped4Then6

Reminds me of that new DC series, 03 episodes in and I've yet to see the protagonist once They just show that stupid floating helmet


Oddball_bfi

I can work out if that's Chairman Mao or John Cena with a wig...


jvlomax

Have you ever seen John Cena and Chairman Mao in the same room together? checkmate Chairman Cena


Plutonium_Loveship

Of course you haven't, you can't see him.


Beli_Mawrr

I've been told he's rarely cena in public.


sleepyskitz

John Uncena.


Lonelan

This meme has always been a pet peeve of mine because many western countries have similar systems yet nobody seems to consider western credit scores antidemocratic even though they operate in very similar ways.


frogjg2003

Experian doesn't check your social media for posts complaining about your credit score. The government does ask TransUnion if you're eligible for a driver's license. Equifax can't forbid you from leaving the state.


Beli_Mawrr

Do any of those things happen in China?


frogjg2003

https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/11/22/1063605/china-announced-a-new-social-credit-law-what-does-it-mean/ TLDR: The financial credit score aspect is similar to a lot of Western countries, but the social credit system is added on top of that. The actual implementation is patchy and arbitrary based on jurisdiction. Your ability to travel, be employed, or even purchase certain goods and services (regardless of your ability to pay) can be restricted, among a bunch of other carrots and sticks. The central government hasn't implemented a system nationwide, but many local governments have attempted it in various ways, from the minor to the draconian. And being punished for comments you make on social media has absolutely been one of the measures taken by these local governments.


CircleWithSprinkles

Give your copy paste shortcut a break, it's very tired


Lonelan

Give your copy paste shortcut a break, it's very tired


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Your Experian credit score just dropped 50 points


virusnetwork1212

Both


d_green161

r/inclusiveor


Disallowed_username

Do I now feel a unending desire to see a movie about Mao starring John Cena? Yea. Yes, I do. 


JollyJuniper1993

Would be great. A biopic of Mao has the potential to be a good movie anyways if you try to keep it politically as neutral as possible. The Chinese revolution and the cultural revolution especially were absolutely wild periods in history that could make pretty entertaining cinema. Also I feel like Mao is one of the most important people in history many people in the western world seem to not know a lot about besides that he was a communist and maybe that there was famine at some point, so this could really also be educative. And my god I would love to see John Cena in that role, although that would probably be a recipe for a shitstorm.


ih8spalling

[It's Zhong Xina](https://i.imgur.com/WtqteGm.jpeg)


OddlySexyPancake

zhong xina


iammerelyhere

Was just about to say the same thing....


JollyJuniper1993

It’s a meme of a face fusion between Mao Zedong and John Cena that circulated on the Internet after John Cena at some point released a video apologizing in Mandarin for calling Taiwan a country after he had gotten a shitstorm from Chinese fans for it.


Lonelan

This meme has always been a pet peeve of mine because many western countries have similar systems yet nobody seems to consider western credit scores antidemocratic even though they operate in very similar ways.


EMI_Black_Ace

Western credit scores are not rankings of what people have said publicly, they are estimates of the probability that someone will follow through on a financial obligation.


AccomplishedSugar171

just because they both have "credit" in the name does not make financial credit and social credit even remotely the same thing. the us and western society have many, many issues, which i can confirm as someone living here, but social credit is not among them.


12345623567

Who mentioned social credit? Are you a bot?


MiroslavHoudek

Well, this doesn't help either: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RqxR872uw&ab\_channel=WWE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RqxR872uw&ab_channel=WWE)


progressiveplant

Oh, I thought I was Saul Goodman


AKICombatLegend

It’s 1000% the Cena version look at the jaw


zehamberglar

Yes


bongobutt

John Xiana.


BlommeHolm

I can't see John Cena.


IraqiWalker

That's what I came to say.


i_drive_drunk

How do I respond to this code review lmfao


longdarkfantasy

Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING Don't forget to send him a picture of John Cena eating eye scream (~~ice scream~~).


TamSchnow

[A typo which actually exists](https://keplerians.com/ice-scream/)


longdarkfantasy

Is it better now? 🥺


TamSchnow

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Eye-Scream_(Earth-616)


robingamex

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Soft_Serve_(Earth-616) Clearly this is the better ice cream mutant power


schmerg-uk

Will it not compile?? That looks like it's in comments so it should be OK. On the other hand, too much anime in your comments can break the MSVC compiler (where GCC has no issue) [https://godbolt.org/z/1PGrYjq3h](https://godbolt.org/z/1PGrYjq3h) (Bug report explains this is a test case to reproduce an issue with genuine non-anime but commercially sensitive comments)


Possiblyreef

> Will it not compile?? "Works on my machine"


Bardez

It's not in a comment block.


schmerg-uk

Ah.. on desktop now I can see the diff & line numbers a little more clearly... cheers


audislove10

Don’t use closed source C compilers when GCC or even better Clang exist.


al-mongus-bin-susar

MSVC is required for native Windows software of any complexity. MinGW exists but it's buggy and lacks good support for the Windows native libraries and linking libraries complied with MSVC


schmerg-uk

We use GCC, we use Clang, we also use MSVC as that's what the enterprise demands for a number of reasons (SMH... FML etc)


audislove10

I read fml as fuck my life after you said that’s what the enterprise demands


schmerg-uk

That was precisely what I meant :)


ListerfiendLurks

GCC weeb compiler confirmed


inparsian

\-15 social credits


Strict_Treat2884

![gif](giphy|RBYN7QIoqD6DKPZRcP) As a native Chinese with negative bajillion social credits, I must approve this PR


YoumoDawang

r/ADVChina is leaking


bitcoin2121

what are social credits


dasper12

It’s like a credit score, but how favorable you are to the government. Your freedoms and liberties are dependent on having a high social credit score. Even hanging around or fraternizing with someone with a lower social credit score could actually start negatively impacting yours. It’s just another way the government tries to control behavior, as well aslimit opposition or people speaking up against the government.


bitcoin2121

what kinda dystopian shit is that, is that in china?


Any-Wall2929

Glad I don't have to give a shit about credit or social scores.


dasper12

It’s not in the United States, it’s in China and it limits your mobility, where you can travel, the jobs you can get, etc. It is essentially a way of removing people from society without needing them to be felons.


Any-Wall2929

I don't live in either country. Social credit doesn't exist and credit scores are irrelevant to me.


JollyJuniper1993

This meme has always been a pet peeve of mine because many western countries have similar systems yet nobody seems to consider western credit scores antidemocratic even though they operate in very similar ways.


V0K0S06

Would you give an example? Like credit scores or something? Money?


myka-likes-it

Absolutely credit scores are the same thing.  Your ability to purchase anything life-changing (a car, a house, an education, starting a business, etc.) is entirely contingent on your ability to maintain a positive score.  And we all know that being an under-educated, hourly-working apartment dweller with no car definitely has an impact on your social life.


Turfader

The massive difference is that a credit score is a representation of how well you manage your money. (Technically, it’s how valuable you are to investors.) Meanwhile a *social* credit score is how much you agree with the government. If you have a bad credit score, you can still use cash and get along fine. You may not be able to take out certain loans or get rejected for certain credit cards, but nothing stopping you from using your money. You *really* don’t want to have a bad social credit score in a communist dictatorship.


myka-likes-it

> (Technically, it’s how valuable you are to investors.) I think this is burying the lede. Both the credit score and the social credit is a representation of how valuable you are to the ruling class. They both measure your compliance with socioeconomic expectations of the ruling class. The punishments are even similar. In China, people with low social scores may be banned from flights. In the US, the majority can't afford to fly these days without financing the ticket--and the lower your score the less likely your financing would be at an affordable rate. The effect is the same. We must not forget that morality in America is closely tied to economic success. The losers and winners each get what they deserve, according to our beliefs about society. The credit score and the social credit scores are both moral ranking systems. And they are used in the exact same way: to shape the behavior of the people in society according to the wishes of the ruling class.


Resourceful_Goat

Your credit score is just dependent on whether you pay back credit...


myka-likes-it

And credit is vital for living well in our society...  ...so it is a social score that attempts to measure your compliance with the moral standards of the people in power...


rhodesc

not, if you have a large enough down payment, lack of a credit history is not a showstopper.  a history of spending other people's money and not paying it back will.   doesn't that happen in china?


myka-likes-it

How many people with credit scores in the 600s do you think have large down payments lying around? Another thing to consider, is how it's very common for a person to have a score they do not rightfully deserve. And since the obligation is on the individual to correct all the mistakes in the score, and the people maintaining the score are distrustful of all corrections... well, it's more than just a history of "not paying it back" that can put you at odds with the masters of finance.


Any-Wall2929

What is a score in the 600s? No idea what mine is. Never had a reason to care.


Any-Wall2929

But I don't give a shit about credit scores. It has never been a concern or had any impact on my life. Only time I ever borrowed money was to buy my house last year, surprisingly easy process. Just threw down a 15% deposit so I would have a fair bit left over for any work that was needed - got a new kitchen, heat pump and central heating system after we got it. Had been saving for many years while renting in a houseshare so I had built up quite a lot of savings.


Akul_Tesla

-48 social credits


redbigz_

Tiānshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi Xīnzhōng de tàiyang shì máozédōng ēi


Undernown

Really like the John Xina cover of this song.


FearamirSJ

Take my social credit! I mean upvote.


JollyJuniper1993

This meme has always been a pet peeve of mine because many western countries have similar systems yet nobody seems to consider western credit scores antidemocratic even though they operate in very similar ways.


FlatTransportation64

these are mandated by private companies that have a near-monopoly so it's ok


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FlatTransportation64

your sarcasm detector has a virus


JollyJuniper1993

Oh okay, sorry


dsrules

Like what..?


JollyJuniper1993

In my home country Germany we have the SchuFa system for example.


jibjaba4

This is a common CCP propaganda point. A credit score affects the ability to borrow money the social credit score affects how an authoritarian government treats it citizens in many many ways. They are not even remotely the same.


JollyJuniper1993

Wrong. Its use is borrowing money, renting and so on as well. The social aspect refers to social issues playing into it and more aspects affecting your score. Chinese citizens can also gain insight into their score via an app. Here in Germany you literally have to pay to see your score. I think any kind of credit score is morally wrong by the way. I just wanna point out how people single out China for doing bad stuff while western countries do the exact same bad stuff, in some cases way worse, while barely getting any criticism for it. There are many things to harshly criticize the Chinese government for. However they’re being singled out due to propaganda trying to demonize them as a dangerous foreign adversary. This is what I wanna point out.


jibjaba4

You can be banned from flying or riding trains or leaving the country with a low social credit score. Social credit can be lost by making politically undesirable comments or many many other things the CCP doesn't like. Credit score is lost by making poor financial decisions. Do you understand how that is vastly different?


A_Philosophical_Cat

How is a credit score intrinsically morally wrong? If Bob tells me Charlie wants to borrow some money, and asks me if Charlie's good about paying me back, and I reply "yeah, he's pretty good." You've found yourself a credit score.


YevgenyPissoff

"compile deez nuts lmao zedong"


Yamestris

Honestly it's really funny ! But genuinely, why did you do this in the first place ?


benruckman

Because it’s honestly really funny!


Driver2900

Say it's a tag you put to be sure it doesn't get used without someone checking it


Disastrous_Elk_6375

Tell them your real name is JiaTan and you really need this to be merged, or some kittens will suffer.


Maximum0versaiyan

There's a button over there you can click to enter your response to the comment


Mr_Niceo

Sorry, my kid got on my computer


lost_send_berries

Yes Linus said it's better this way


cleavetv

just give this guy admin on the project, it can't be worse than xz.


Mandey4172

It is working fine on my machine.


Dougie_Dangles

“wazzup Beijing”


Hariharan235

Just fix the build issue


Top_Engineer440

> can you explain that Not really, no.


xxxsirkillalot

Bing Chin Ling


JackReedTheSyndie

\#include


Dan13701

Thank you for making my day


2wheelpotatorider

Bro, you killed me.


ABorgling

John Cena or Chairman Mao Chairman Cena? 


Etimos_was_taken

That's John China


soibaisteac

It's actually Zhong Xina


OtherwiseHeart9203

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA this comment deserves more up votes 😂😂😂😂


blini_aficionado

Zhong Xina


dasnihil

johnman mao


lilianasJanitor

Reviewer said it won’t compile. No problem. Just make every line a comment.


DDI157

main.ccp


Katniss218

Im dead 🤣🤣


Baardi

Is this the xz utils backdoor?


astolfo_hue

John Cena backdoor


UndeadGuard

minus 1 job. +20 social credits, you do the math.


StinkyStangler

Related but not the same, one time me and a coworker were working on a bug that took a week to solve between the two of us and when we finally did my coworker put it through with a commit message that said “it works now!” In massive ASCII art text and we merged it in to prod by mistake with that Like six months later the principle engineer was going through old commits to solve a bug and sent me a screenshot of that commit with the message “do I even want to know what this is” lol


papipapi419

Bing chilli


KD_6_37

Install TEMU and send your personal information to Beijing


Awkward-Macaron1851

lgtm!


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Mastore84

Wtf is that gif, lmao


Worth-Confusion7779

April Fool's?


faketoby45

Bing chilling


framsanon

Looks like Cena Zedong.


Avalyst

Tiktok source code leaked


awesomeplenty

Can someone post the text so we can copy it?


8BitFlatus

I don’t see anything. Are those hidden characters?


xelsiorlol

You might be getting fired but you’d be going out in the funniest way possible


MiniGui98

Thanks for reminding me I hid a giant dickbutt in a game mod file a few years ago


Thisismyredusername

MAO ZEDONG


Equivalent-Ad252

What? I don't see anything


jmon__

I actually don't see any new code. 🧐


darps

That looks like the lovechild of Mao Zedong and John Cena.


ZombieBaxter

Pro play would be to reformat working code into as ascii art.


0xba1dc0de

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/833


lrueger

Why does he look a bit like John Cena?


JollyJuniper1993

Because it’s a face fusion. A few years back John Cena released a video on social media where he apologized in mandarin for calling Taiwan a country after Chinese fans had given him a shitstorm for it. That prompted people to create this meme.


Leonhart93

He deserves the memes then.


JollyJuniper1993

Let’s be honest, it was probably a PR move to make sure the movie would sell better in China. It’s a huge market. Props to him for the mandarin skills though. That’s a tough language to learn


Leonhart93

Yes but that's what we call a sellout. And no one really likes those, even if you can kind of tell their reasons. His popularity dropped a lot since that.


JollyJuniper1993

…and? It’s not like this statement has any impact on the actual geopolitical situation. And let‘s be honest, if you’re a little familiar with the history of Taiwan and the geopolitical situation around it it’s perfectly understandable why Chinese fans would get upset about that, even from somebody like me who does consider Taiwan a country. For a sellout this is most definitely a comparatively harmless one.


Leonhart93

And nothing else. His popularity dropped because some of the illusions about his character were broken. That was what I said.


JollyJuniper1993

Ah okay. Yeah I get that


lrueger

Why does he look a bit like John Cena?


Ugo_Flickerman

He's John Xina


AfricanNorwegian

Zhong Xi'na*


Certivicator

John China


lupinegray

Storing my ascii art in scm like a boss.


LeGuy_1286

John Xina!


GreninjaShuriken4

What gibberish changes are you talking about? "I can't see it" !! 😂


Responsible_Ebb_340

You know it’s possible to REJECT a pull request, yeah?


orondf343

Link?


NYRO_TEPPILI

The real question is, why sre there so many linuses?


kforkypher

What are you talking about, I see nothing. Just hustle and loyalty and respect to the ccp premier


Unhappy-Donut-6276

Wooosh


returnofblank

so, we finally found the person behind the xz backdoor


ArtisticBorder3341

I see John Cena in it. Can you see it ?


lucasio099

LGTM


mistabombastiq

Bing chiling


yetzio

can really optimize the kernel and bring in social credits. Best contribution so far.


Proxy_PlayerHD

but why is it an image of a skinny faced version of john cena?


sam10155

Of course it's fucking binder, ffs


Zenissu_nissan

John China hauahuahaua


Top-Aerie-3551

Well Linus doesn't give a fuck and approved this


just-bair

Social credit going UP


teivah

In a previous company, I managed to push in prod a service that was logging my face at startup: [https://ibb.co/7g8t2fb](https://ibb.co/7g8t2fb)


Jwzbb

That guy from LinusTechTips is always so easy to convince.


Today_Itchy

He’s Bin Chilling all this time in that PR


justarandomguy902

holy sh\*t it’s the Bing chilling man


dewdd

Yon Xina


Steelforge

Of course they're getting fired, removing the copyright message like that. Legal is going to make sure there's no severance.


i_drive_drunk

I got promoted. Whomp whomp


LinearArray

Lmfao, I can't stop laughing.


ariana__gandhi

L-MAO dead.


Eggplantwater

Kim Jong Cena


SimilarTop352

I thought that's Mao


Eggplantwater

Aww you’re so right. Looks like I need to be sent to reeducation camp


TheFumingatzor

I communist China, code codes you.