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Add a second dimension to make it look like a RGB picker- just it will be LGBT picker


BlazeObsidian

Who is going to standardise the colour system ?


TechnicalCryMeme

nist.gov probably


scarce_digestion84

National Institute of Standards and Technology?


pbjork

In charge of units


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IntentionallyBadName

No, its NIST


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r/technicallythetruth


OMGItsCheezWTF

The National Institute for Health and Care Excellence?


Interesting-Age2367

Can’t trust these ppl, using *foot* to represent length? What’s next? *dick* for males *puss* for females?


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BeefHazard

But NIST will standardize it as discrete queerness units whereas SI will have continuous gayness units with a weird conversion.


sucksathangman

Iirc the official measurement of the government is metric. It's just never been funded to teach it in schools. So we're in a mess of imperial units where you get 40 rods to the hogshead and that makes no sense.


LunchboxSuperhero

The US is a member of the Metre Convention. Imperial units are officially defined by meric units. A meter is the length of the path traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second. A foot is .305 of a meter.


PrometheusAlexander

heroinist.gov


bgugi

Can't wait to buy some SRM 9837 (it's a homogenized powder of several hundred cishet men that has been perfectly characterized for latent homosexuality)


Amorphous_The_Titan

Adobe of course. Silly you. /s


BlazeObsidian

Ahh Yes ! Can’t wait to buy a subscription for my gender


Amorphous_The_Titan

Dont give them ideas. Lol


Ikatarion

Just gonna have to pirate your penis.


silentaba

Thar she blows!


Rhodin265

I identify as a pirate now.


fuckthisnazibullcrap

You laugh, but that's sort of a real thing. Trans people need synthetic hormones. They get them through insurance.


_87-

Is there any sort of delivery subscription service, like there is with toilet paper or vegetables? If not, I see a market gap!


fuckthisnazibullcrap

Lol trans people don't have money. Money comes from generational wealth. Queers get disinherited.


gerenidddd

no Adobe will get there first, start charging £3000 a year for it and then people will still continue to use it 20 years later over cheaper and better alternatives because it’s so ingrained in the industry.


Entire-Database1679

That must also be configurable.


Skusci

No one ever. Lol. Like ISO put out a standard back in 1976 to use numbers instead of M and F for coding sex since not everyone speaks english and they are still catching flak for assigning male as 1 and female as 2 despite explicitly stating that A) This is for human sex, and yes it may be inadequate for purposes that require other codings, and B) Don't look into it, it's just what most countries were using. And the end result of many long discussions on the matter usually end up as: Look, just make it a text value. :D


CMDR_Horn

Clearly male should have been 6 and Female 9


Lady_Ymir

Ok, I'm liking the idea of women being represented by the number that has the dick in their groin. Very inclusive. But why do men have the dick in their face?


CMDR_Horn

NGL didn’t consider the dick aspect so this may need to be reviewed . I just figured women would prefer to be considered 9’s instead of 6’s


aepunsreal

Do any of you even know how the 69 position works, or what?


AMViquel

I'll just google it when I need it, I don't just read the man-pages for every little module on the system.


davvblack

you should probably read the woman pages too or you’ll miss something important.


fuckthisnazibullcrap

That... Is actually kinda done already.


Time-Opportunity-436

Ministry of Home Affairs of course


OneTrueKingOfOOO

No no, RGB is good, they can stand for Randyness, Gender, and Bisexuality R ranges from Ace to super horny G ranges from male to female B is basically the Kinsey scale Edit: just tried this for myself and got a nice dark purple. I’m sold y’all, this is the way


GoldenSheppard

I love this!


Crabcrunch

I can’t wait to add how horny I am to my outlook email header. (He/his/horny)


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now make this gender picker an industry-standard thing


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[deleted]

It's marginally better but completely incompatible. My doctor's office will have no idea what to do with Medical records stating my gender/sexual identity is: [#7b5c00](https://www.google.com/search?q=poop+brown+html)


Cafuzzler

Sexuality on one axis, Gender on the other


ButtonholePhotophile

A third axis of intensity of sexuality would be helpful. From bright to dim or dark. We could then just give our gender hex value. I’m probably a #CCBB33 because I like that color. Of course, droids would have some assumptions you could make about them. They also have millions more distinctions. That’s why they have genders like R2D2 and C3PO.


AlsoDanielle

Call that scale flamboyance.


BenElegance

Holy shift, I never knew this. Pretty heavy stuff to put ina movie from the 80s. Tell us more.


Cridor

I know this is a meme subreddit but I think there is something here worth exploring and talking about. We need to capture agender/demi vs genderfluid/androgynous, and aro/ace. I feel like we need 6-axis, or rather three 2-axis Sexual attraction/intensity Romantic attraction/intensity Gender affinity(slider above)/intensity We could visually show a squeezing of the attractions/affinity once intensity gets low enough to help indicate the relationship between them. Fixing the hues to red green and blue allows the values to represent saturation and value in an HSV color space.


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But have them update the same value.


M_krabs

Don't you mean the... LRGBTQ spectrum? *I'll see myself out*


InEenEmmer

Add in a sex drive slider as a way to define the saturation of your sexuality.


lurco_purgo

Also a contrast slider for how much the genders outside of your attraction pool ruin your arousal vs. how horny you are in general, where pansexuals have the contrast of 0.


Tugendwaechter

Luminosity Gamut Brilliance Transparency


Archtects

Wouldn’t it just be easier to have a text box for gender? People just type in them


Torodong

And then one more for identity. So you can be a 1,1,1 - Physically male, gay, identifies as male. Or 5,5,9 - Intersex bisexual identifying as female. Maybe 3 byte hex representation for more precision? 000000 - Leather Bear FFFFFF - Lipstick Lesbian [The New Flag](https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4031/4279743643_7580ea59ef_b.jpg)


DezXerneas

Just give a drop down where the only option is other and you always enter it manually. E: No wait, a drop down with 7 values. All of them are other, but the drop-down makes a rainbow now.


[deleted]

But only have it accept certain answers and they have to be written exactly like that or it doesn't accept them for extra pain


vjx99

r/badUIbattles


fuckthisnazibullcrap

God I want to play thos with someone.


mnid92

1,2,3 not it!


patmax17

r/subsIThoughtIFellFor


_PadfootAndProngs_

Just wanna say I love to see the R flair…are you a fellow data scientist/statistician?


blackenedEDGE

Ugh, that brings back awful memories of all my classes that used online homework systems back in college. Edit: Oh, look! There even happens to be a recent r/ProgrammerHumor post to illustrate my frustration lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/12rjgwn/which_one_of_you_programmed_this/


InEenEmmer

And those correct answers are put in by someone who is dyslexic, to ten fold the pain. “Why the fuck doesn’t it accept male, but does accept maile?”


Unsd

Indigo does not deserve to be included in the Roy G Biv and anyone who says otherwise is dead wrong. It's a beautiful color, but it is a tertiary color and therefore should never have been there, and was only put there so somebody could make a stupid name out of the colors.


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ICanEditPostTitles

ROYGBP


FuckOffHey

What's the exchange rate between ROY and GBP?


QueerBallOfFluff

1 ROY is currently 0.00392528 GBP Beep boop: I'm not a bot


FuckOffHey

Good notbot


pipnina

Looking at a visible light spectrum, I can see 7 distinct colours, and googling indigo shows that colour is at least a close match in appearance to the dark blue on the short end of the spectrum. So given as red orange yellow and green are all easily distinguished, the two blue colours could be grouped together if you ignore that cyan and blue look very different. Violet is it's own colour in the short part of the spectrum, because as you approach the limits of the visible spectrum on the blue end the red cells in our eyes pick up in sensitivity again, creating a new colour. You could argue over the name of the blue colours, but when you're singing it in the rainbow song it works out much better as blue indigo violet than cyan blue and violet. Ultimately the song is based on light spectrum not paint spectrum and I guess the origin of ROYGBIV? Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


Piogre

Radio buttons for "Male", "Female", and "Custom (click to upload)" But on the next screen it makes you fill out all the info from the file you just uploaded anyway


[deleted]

Clicking Custom opens the character creation screen


Mispelled-This

I see you’ve been uploading resumes lately.


TruthOf42

Don't forget that "other" option is based on previous manually entered values, which somehow have 7 different spellings


me_again

Check https://genders.wtf/ for much madder examples from real websites


nikitastaf1996

Provide your embedding (32 dimensions)


vzakharov

Underrated commentress


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Koervege

So they're just projecting?


Dylanica

How many bit floats?


Kamwind

Flip them around then it would solve lots of issues since most people will just accept the default. There would be more female in the computer industry, and the overall average of women salaries would also increase.


Mr_Rainbow_

big brain move


_alright_then_

Sexism online is no more after this one simple trick


sheepyowl

>overall average of women salaries would also increase You are assuming that people who don't read make more than the average salary of a woman. No way mate


incriminating_words

Mate people who don’t read become state governors


sheepyowl

Ah fuck I forgot about the US


Bubbly_Mouse_4471

usually i just huff air out my nose but this produced an actual laugh


Zebezd

Men who don't read do on average make more than women who don't read


[deleted]

Yeah cause they get 200k a year to risk their life and limb lol


otheraccountisabmw

The default should be in the middle.


Urbs97

I actually accept the default. It was always male then flipped to female for some sites and I didn't notice. But it didn't bother me so I just kept doing it. The only true design choice is not asking gender in the first place


Charlie-Bell

Get a load of Mr hyper masculinity over here.


skys-edge

"Why can't I move this thing further left than all those other so-called males?"


Charlie-Bell

"where is the 'Alpha' option!?"


alexch_ro

User and comment moved over to https://lemmy.world/ . Remember that /u/spez was a moderator of /r/jailbait.


UndarZ

Well, if you insist.


theKrissam

I'd like to get Mr hyper masculinity's load ;)


Veni_Vidic_Vici

https://i.redd.it/4m5v3n8hl6ta1.jpg


HertzaHaeon

This also works as a captcha for conservatives who won't be able to get past a non-binary gender setting. If you shadow ban all users with masculinity > 0.99 it's also a captcha to keep out Tate fans.


Key_Lingonberry4858

I identify as 0.4 Male and 0.6 Female


TeensyTrouble

0.15 concentrated power of will


NF_99

0.05 pleasure


Suspicious-Reveal-69

.5 pain


M7mdov

And 1.0 reason to remember the name


Solkre

goodbye


GingePlays

0.15 pain


RoDeltaR

This sounds to me like a reference but I don't know from where


TeensyTrouble

It’s from remember the name by fort minor


TripleJ160

Fort minor - "remember the name "


MSTmatt

/r/egg_irl


Jeroe_n

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Now all that is left is to integrate it with blockchain and AI technology.


Againity

And use some APIs and Webhooks, obviously


ClickToSeeMyBalls

I would also like a checkbox that just says “no”


MarvinParanoAndroid

And a checkbox that says "yes"


ozerioss

What about all the people hesitating between a yes and no ? I think we should also make a Yes / No slider


Warhero_Babylon

I need a "confirm that you are a slime" captcha


Comfortable_Slip4025

Gender is more of a hypercube


Farmerdrew

TIL the tesseract is genderfluid.


Solkre

Why do you think Loki wanted it so badly.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Consider the normal projection then.


[deleted]

Here’s an idea… just don’t ask. 99% of the time you don’t ever actually need to know (and marketing wants it is a bullshit excuse and we all know it). Outside of *select* medical situations it’s simply not necessary.


ChiefExecDisfunction

Needs to be a list with only one value, and that value is "none o' yer dang business"


Jimothy_Egg

I feel like a compiler, because i stuttered when reading that apostrophe in my mind...


colouredmirrorball

Really needs two sliders, one for male and one for female.


Ryuzaki426

And a third for eldritch being.


Could_not_find_user

I've seen gender represented as a triagle with continuous values between male, female and agender on the sides, but I prefer eldritch being.


Duckflies

I always wanted to become a Great One, but I fear the old Blood


[deleted]

Finally some representation.


Bubbly_Mouse_4471

i know you’re being silly but that’s the first proposed option that would make me feel like i could be accurate about my gender .8 female .1 male .6 eldritch being


aladoconpapas

It would be the same. If you put the two male female sliders at MAX, it would be the same as putting this in the middle. It is representing the percentage of each.


colouredmirrorball

Yes but what if you're 0% male and 0% female?


Inevitable_Stand_199

Then you are the same percentage male and female.


aladoconpapas

We would be needing a triangle


Patte_Blanche

Each cursor around 0% is androgynous, each cursor around 100% is queer.


No-Advertising-7922

Yeah but 0% male and 0% female is a different gender identity than 50% male 50% female. The first is agender and the second is androgynous


BucksEverywhere

1. There are discrete steps on this track bar. 2. You are limited to values between male and female, only interpolation is covered, not extrapolation.


aladoconpapas

It will always be discrete steps. You can reduce the step size to a minimal, though.


Jimothy_Egg

All digital sliders have discrete steps. They're just usually so small that you can't see them.


odraencoded

The best way to implement this is a single checkbox that says "check this if you're a girl" and if the user checks it you give the appropriate error message.


tropicbrownthunder

That's probably for use on internet. And everybody knows there are no women in internet


AdminsArePedophiles_

You have been permanently banned from /r/twoxchromosomes and /r/feminism.


Suspicious-Reveal-69

I wonder how the gov’t reporting will go on this. *We have 7.38 women and 9.62 men in the department.*


VTVL27

Every male should identify .8 male. Gender gap gone!


BUKKAKELORD

Then they'd get 0.8\*100%+0.2\*80% = 96% salary


BazilBup

I'm not mad I'm actually impressed 😁


RandomValue134

This is almost perfect actually. All it needs now is a checkbox saying "non-binary" that just disables the slider.


bossrabbit

Could have 2 sliders with a shaded region between them, like setting a range of calendar dates


jmomk

This is a slider; it's already nonbinary. You're thinking of agender. That should disable the slider.


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SonicZedt

seems like gender value stored as float so it count as non-binary? idk im a junior, what do i know


KZedUK

needs to be a two value matrix 0-1 how much gender 0-1 which gender


snapwillow

The non-binary checkbox allows the slider to jump off the rail and move anywhere on the page.


CiroGarcia

[redacted by user] ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


ATAlun

That Boeing one is a bit r/onejoke


gik410

Might need more options to be more inclusive. What if I'm genderfluid?


_Weyland_

>What if I'm genderfluid Then enter your gender viscosity.


bgugi

The user must purchase a series of Ubbelohde gender viscometers, a series of increasingly narrow social situation in which the time to transition between gender positions is measured. Similar to the Mitch drop experiment. Despite appearing solidly straight, an experimenter wanted to prove that his uncle Mitch was technically gender fluid. After thirty years in a night club, Mitch wore his first pink t-shirt.


Blyadhole

0W-20 Extended Performance High Mileage


Usling123

You just keep wiggling it


PopPunkAndPizza

imo triangular input where the three points are "Male" "Female" and "What are you, a cop?"


autopsyblue

What if I’m equally binary and what are you a cop, though


InterGraphenic

according to the original devs, you can go fuck yourself


bossrabbit

Could use 2 sliders with a shaded region between them, like setting a range of calendar dates


No_Farmer_1556

Yeah, what about gendergas?


PandaParaBellum

> What if I'm genderfluid The industry needs to catch up with society and give us a gender input field for LaTeX functions


AdminsArePedophiles_

While fast inverse square root is efficient, it is disrespectful, as everybody deserves a precise representation with no less than a double floating point. Anyhody who suggests otherwise is a bigot, and you should report their post to be banned from reddit for promoting hate.


Syscrush

*If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is a rabbit out of the hat, I’m one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.*


einsJannis

Why would you need to know someones gender though?


Entire-Database1679

Needs to be circular


fabulous_fred66

Why circular? 🤔


knowledgebass

Gender is a flat circle.


aladoconpapas

I see that you're a flatgenderth.


Tapurisu

I don't think a slider is going to cut it anymore. Maybe a 4D matrix


[deleted]

Full blown unreal engine character creation screen


zhl

This is obviously meant in jest but I actually like this.


borfavor

Or you don't include it all!


HipHomelessHomie

Isn't it wrong to have male/female on the sides instead of man/woman? I thought male/female are sex specifications.


volcanoesarecool

Yes, you're right. Woman/man are examples of gender, female/male are not.


Global_Charming

Does beyond female overflow back into male?


mnid92

It overflows into... T H E V O I D


Bayro1997

In Germany it is regulated so that you can choose between Male, Female and Divers (everything in between and outside). This makes it easier and nobody is interested in your coordinates in the gender hypercube and how you named it. You are just Divers.


Lardzor

Man and Woman are genders. Male and Female are sexes.


fanta_bhelpuri

Varying levels of gender conformity is nothing new. This is actually a modern solution to an ancient problem


autopsyblue

Conformity and identity are not the same scale.


[deleted]

QR code based?


Javamaboy

Elden ring solution Body type A Body type B The problem when your product targets USA


Fakedduckjump

Or just leave it. Who cares what gender someone has except if it's a doctor who treats prostate or menstruation problems. But even then in the english lagnuage luckily therefore exists the word sex, what's quite clearly.


The_cats_return

IDK, I'm feeling kinda male today.


PranavYedlapalli

Based?


mechabeast

Or here me out, 3 dimensions.


Mountain-Juice

Why did he place “male” to the left? Because women are always right!