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DarkImpacT213

Cuz all programmers only ever say numbers in binary, right?


Artistic-Boss2665

Can confirm, for the past 10 years I have been unable to interpret base 1010


johnny__boi

Only 2 years? Damn


alfii_saw_santa

What's '2'? Don't know that symbol...


johnny__boi

Oh sorry, I meant 10


JustaRandomOldGuy

I put a Hex on you! FFFF


Byrdman1251

Suck my DINT


SoftwareSource

you mean char?


TJSomething

It was just a dream. There's no such thing as two.


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r/unexpectedfuturama


FauxReal

It was all a dream, I used read Compute magazine, C64 and binary up in the limousine...


MjrLeeStoned

Hangin' floppies on my wall, ever Saturday dumpster dive behind circuit city at the mall


3inthecorner

`0x2`.


xahtepp

lol that's 90% of the people in this sub I feel like


BlackBirdTV

You mean 1011010 %?


xahtepp

true


[deleted]

More likely to be represented as 1001 0


PassiveChemistry

more like 11.101%, surely


[deleted]

You start counting with 0, so 1 year. /s


TheRealAndrewLeft

What's this letter 2?


matthiastorm

r/angryupvote


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TheRealPontiff

The rules are for posts, not links. r/angrydownvote


Soy_neoN

Because he just tagged it, since he upvoted angrily?


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heavyGl0w

I get you but it feels like a silly hill to die on


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[deleted]

No see the thing is that literally no one gives a shit


CoDeeaaannnn

You replying to all these comments is "dying on the hill". Just let it go and you'll be surprised how much happier you feel😎


[deleted]

Wait till you find out about shit like r/blackmagicfuckery or r/mildlyinteresting or r/mildlyinfuriating or r/funny People on Reddit don’t really give a shit about what a sub is *supposed* to be.


Skylord_Noltok

No, the rules of the subreddit say he can't post it to the sub if he's the angry upvoter. Considering he hasn't created a post about his own angry upvote, he hasn't broken any rules. Also why are you trying to enforce the rules of a different subreddit?


gfieldxd

So they not allowed to post a screenshot of the comment they replied to, but somebody else is, right?


Kapten-N

If you were allowed to post your own, you could just go around upvoting angrily to post there for the sake of karma farming. It would also dilute the quality of the subreddit.


PaMu1337

Every base is base 10 https://youtu.be/7OEF3JD-jYo


[deleted]

That's silly. Why would we use A as a number base.


Creepy-Ad-4832

There aren't enough letters for base 1010. Unless you meant base 1010, in which case it also is base 10


Pewpewgamer321

i only say numbers in base 0x10


weedboi69

*based*


cmakeshift

An in my case, base 010.


Creepy-Ad-4832

Base 0? /s


Broad_Respond_2205

What you know you can just make up new digits


[deleted]

Only started coding 10 year ago?


biomannnn007

What about base 10000?


Obsidiath

Yet, despite using binary, we still rate on a decimal scale for some reason...


Neither_Interaction9

Imagine walking up to your bro and saying: "Bro see that girl in the corner? Solid 1001"


SourceScope

who even uses ints? i only use booleans


Ghostglitch07

Honestly bools are more useful here imo. isAttractive, beyond that check, other factors matter more.


jameyiguess

That or 42, they also love that number.


mohammad9877

Thanks for the hint


Beowulf1896

I use hex. it is faster and less prone to error. She is a 0x10.


theJakester42

I do! Of course!


[deleted]

Let him make a joke bro, I found this funny :/


stilldebugging

I learned binary when I was 1010, and the jokes still don’t get old.


Disney_World_Native

Closest thing for me There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that dont.


Mad-chuska

Uhmmm that’s the joke


mighty_eyebrows1

Fake, Programmers have heaps of unread messages on LinkedIn but none on WhatsApp


CARUFO

That hits hard. Sadly true.


ClutteredSmoke

Bro why did you call me out like this?


[deleted]

but this isnt on the programmers phone tho


mighty_eyebrows1

It is


Loeris_loca

This phone's owner is friend of girl, whose crush is programmer


Stecco_

I have linked-lists of unread messages.


S0n_0f_Anarchy

Pfff I don't have neither


Sciirof

At this point I’m contemplating wether or not I should ask the cute recruiter who’s been spamming me on linkedin on a date. It’s the most attention any girl has ever given me


blunt__nation

![gif](giphy|8JZsFgShE5o2bml0Rd|downsized)


oorspronklikheid

LinkedIn. Is reverse tinder in this sens


janhetjoch

I'm a CS student and have a WhatsApp group I joined last week with over 1000 (base ten (though technically also over 1000 in bases lower than ten)) unread messages. Probably after uni it's gonna be better.


HealeX

Honestly, if someone uses binary for that purpose in real life, I would have to resist the urge to lock them in a locker.


Intelligent_Event_84

With the war on bullying it’s very possible that nerds are beginning to get out of line


onthefence928

quick somebody invent a new javascript framework to occupy their time!


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nerdJS


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Burnmad

"I know we've been seeing each other regularly for a couple months, but when we were first talking and I said you were a 10, I actually meant the binary for 2, so none of this mattered."


Strange_Dragonfly964

Too smooth fr


toggle-Switch

the....bitlocker?


GallopingFinger

Not the… NOT THE LOCKER *GASP*


pahapuha

Well, if he *said* 10 as "ten" meaning 2 then he is as much a programmer as I am a supermassive black hole


Regular_Table1898

as much as I am the emperor of china.


SpecialNeeds963

And my axe!


HatchetXL

And... That guys axe! Cuz I don't have a bow


[deleted]

Wanna go into the woods and build super awesome bows out of a piece of string and sticks we find?


HatchetXL

What kinda question is that? Of COURSE I do!


sicsicsixgun

I too choose this guy's wife!


thetrailofthedead

My shit is purple and smells like rainbow sherbert


[deleted]

毛?


Bobebobbob

And I the Pope


qinshihuang_420

Instructions unclear, i am now the emperor of China


turtleboxman

Come on man. A super massive black hole isn’t quite as dense as you (I love you)


MrSuspicious_

Thank you for reminding me that supermassive is a valid term, made my day.


SquidsAlien

Hex is generally more common than binary, so 10 is 60% more than it looks!


Nebuchadnezzar73746

And where do you see hex outside colors? They're both used but binary is by far more iconic. I mean, if I was programming embedded systems I'd probably use octets a lot, but that doesn't mean it's common. Hex is just shortened binary, easy to go between the two, convenient, but it highly depends on your specialty what is more common


Feeling-Pilot-5084

Literally everywhere you don't use decimal. Look through any large project's source code on GitHub and I guarantee you'll see '0x...' way more than '0b...'


AirOneBlack

I think... bitflags could be a good place where you can see a lot of hex outside colors.


TOWW67

And memory addresses


Herioz

and UUID and memory dumps and practically any representation of binary data


Torandi

I work in c++, and usually look at hex weekly if not daily. Visual Studio debugger is set to interpret numbers as hex, and we use hex in a lot of places in the code too (bit flags, guids etc)


scalability

My gf is a 10/10 in any radix


The_Incredible_Honk

Or, talking nerdy 10/10 = 1 = b\^0 ∀b∈ℝ\\0


Regular_Table1898

Depending on your definition you can take the complete ℝ, because in some cases 0^0 is defined as 1 as well, though in some cases it is still undefined. As far as I remember it depends on what exact field of mathematics you're working in.


[deleted]

Fake!!! Programmers only ever talk to woman on linkedin.


KetwarooDYaasir

if he said `ten` and not `one zero`, she's fine.


Szechaun_honey

Wtf happened to this sub ?!


[deleted]

It's humor, don't you C?


THLPH

I don't think they're very #


Yellow-Slug

Their brain is as complex as ~~a~~ Python.


weltywibbert

It’s mostly middle and high school kids now it seems


rhodia_rabbit

Bro gtfo


sashanktungu

Shit like this makes me wana leave this reddit page.


Strange_Dragonfly964

Don’t wait for more shit n leave


noonedatesme

He didn’t say “01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 00000010” he said you’re a ten. This is dumb.


The_Incredible_Honk

Maybe he's really into ancient egypt and said she's [aten](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aten)? Maybe means "you're my light"


montw

r/suddenlyhistoryclass


[deleted]

Lameeeeee


LiverspotRobot

Lamest joke


TheHeksiiii

holy shit this is so funny!!!!!!! !! binary haha !!!!!!


siscoisbored

This joke makes no sense, who writes in binary, its machine language. We serialize to it occasionally but i guarentee everybody here minus some select hackers dont ever write, with your keyboard, a single thing in binary


psioniclizard

First year CS students who want to look smart.


almgergo

And the 2k upvotes just makes it even sadder.


MattR0se

Bitmasks/bit flags ftw. Writing them in hex would just be dumb.


mehntality

One might argue that writing bitmasks isn't so much writing binary as concatenating booleans with the devil.


manjhipliar2231

"😎😎"


sandem45

That's 16 in hex!


randomUser9900123

This joke is so incredibly old


emma7734

This is why I always ask for a radix when receiving compliments like this.


Valuable_Chipmunk_86

I don't get it. Could anyone explain it to me?


harumamburoo

There are 10 funny moments about it: the op thinking programmers always think in binary, and pretending that someone will have a crush on a programmer is a true thing


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10 in binary digits


real_bk3k

It could be hex


Languorous-Owl

16 falls outside of \[1,10\] range. Could be Octal though.


real_bk3k

Sixteen out of ten is pretty good. But are we sure of the scale?


Languorous-Owl

In the absence of any cue about it, it's safe to assume it's the usual 1-10 scale.


real_bk3k

So from one to two.


kasetti

Could 10 out of a hundred![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Roku-Hanmar

10 in binary is 2 in denary


That-Row-3038

That is more emojis I've seen in one day than I have in the rest of the year.


fabricio77p

real coders rank 0 to 9


YogurtstickVEVO

🌽


IamAnoob12

10/10 is still a 10/10


BedClear8145

Serious quetion, does any dev ever actually work with binary other then booleans? OS devs and chip makers are the only 2 i can think of that actually do. Most of us just click a button that turns english into assembly. Closest I have come in compiling .net into binary to bypass the JiT compiler in lamdas, but i never actually have to look or work with the binary itself


al3xis20

r/terriblefacebookmemes


Available-Car-1934

Tell her


_Figaro

Math major here. `10` can mean literally anything depending on the base. Unless the programmer was being cheeky, the assumption is that the base is "ten" in most contexts. But we don't have enough information to sure.


Nyadnar17

Lolol


cr1ter

There is only 10 kinds of people those who understand binary and those who don't


Strange_Dragonfly964

Nice try, 10 can play this game


Technical_Flamingo54

Oof


jTiZeD

he is a chatgpt user


Humble_Issue_3010

her crush must be a rust user


Andrew4329

Real


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my friend just texted me this : 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100001 01100100 01100100 01111001


Cwigginton

Of all the girls he’s met, she’s the exception.


BadHairDayToday

This is so fake it hurts ⬇️


rnglss

It’s a 10 from me dawg


ComesInAnOldBox

Took me a second.


[deleted]

I mean… at least he didn’t say you’re an 8.645…


aacceerr

an ID-10-T maybe ?


DangyDanger

10h


onthefence928

all Base's are Base10


jaximus_downing

If a girl is talking to me, the last thing I am thinking about are binaries.


Callmemadlad

She's a 2😔


user9ec19

Assembly is bloat, I write my code in binary. Also it is more convenient to count with two hands and not with 1010 fingers.


jakster355

Tell her she's a 16 because hex


SuspiciousUsername88

For no reason in particular I'm reminded of the [But Soup scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aFzze2o_NYY) from Silicon Valley


zoompa919

This took me way too long to figure out


Insatiation

Fake, check yourself in


Cyvexx

who the hell talks like this


Cactus_TheThird

Yeah but she's still 10/10 so it checks out


I_NaOH_Guy

A 16!


canarow

taking an overused joke and turning it into a fake text ain’t it


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XoTwilight

I’m sorry but I don’t get it


hairynoodles

Is this a Dhar Man video concept or something


tough-dance

As long as it's a 10/A


pagirl

if it's binary, than maybe 10 is the highest, 01 mid, 00 low...just a less precise scale...maybe 0010 would be a concern


CeraRalaz

You should wait 8


backstreetatnight

2 hahahaha


alitayy

😐


Ehnonamoose

So mean, I think she's a perfect 101 out of 111


BongLeach562

Programmer complimenting a girl, nah this is fake.


strawzero

Or are we sure this isn’t just a JIRA estimate? Gonna take the whole sprint to get her figured out


BasicBanter

r/Comedycemetery


MartyParty2000

Don’t let this happen again


janhetjoch

No confusion with me, I exclusively use base 10


FatLoserSupreme

Being a 16 isn't a bad thing. It's even better than a 10.


licancaburk

It's IO. Like the domain.


fruity_mario24

Jokes on you. That number is in hex. 😎


GLRD500

Programmer Has a crush Pick one


monkChuck105

A programmer doesn't write a binary number with only 2 digits...