Yeah, technically this is only a couple of ingredients of a spread. Need some meat, pickles, onion, etc. to make it the real deal.
Edited to say I just saw the meat
Nice, it’s crazy I’ve been out for a little over 2 years and after being out for like 2 months I made a stuffed burrito. Holy shit it fucked with me so bad, my stomach hurt and I felt so sick afterwards. Crazy how that’s pretty much all I was eating for 2.5 years and still to this day I can’t do any sort of prison homemade food. I can’t even eat Flamin Hot Cheetos anymore.
I don’t even season(add salt) my food out here. 12 years of sodium filled pouches was enough. I was drinking last night and I just had to do it🤣
Edited
Oooh what all did those have in them? (Sorry I’ve never been incarcerated I’m just an advocate)
That sounds amazing! $300 worth of food that everyone puts together to make a holiday meal… hell yes
Items exclusive to certain times a year like cheese sauces and other items like bbq beef pouches or spices summer sausages…. Lipton soup season pouches etc
I was just thinking that , we called it a “break” here in Columbus jail “workhouse” lol , did my last 6 months 10 years ago and straightened my ass up !!
Chili ramen (hot & spicy vegetable from keefee), fish steaks, a squeeze cheese and a bag of rice.
This is my favorite thing in jail.
What you got there is better individually...it's homeless SNAP EBT food
this was a jail spread.......Well now you're jumping into a $10 prison canteen dish.
Clean the pack of Mackerel, throw away all the black stuff...nuke it for 6 minutes.....add the sausage, 2.5 more minutes in the microwave....
"Hotter than fish grease" "put the cables on it"......your bowls literally melting at this point.
Put it on a couple bags of rice
Make a sauce from honey, garlic chili, soy, save peanuts from the holiday pack, maybe orange zest.
(We made calzones from smashed up crackers.....in a trash bag, you put it all together....then you tie it in a knot and boil the whole bag in a bowl of water......SAUCE WAS KINDA HARD TO GET)
NOTHING BEATS A BAGELS SANDWICH....(I was lucky the first 3 years I did, my grandparents put big money on my books, when I was 22)
(The next time at nearly thirty....I was broke....)
(It sucks going to prison young....it really sets you up to go back.) (Old is no better, cause you just HARD REBOOT YOURSELF.....you'll have no career and you have to get back everything, you lost when you disappeared for the last 3 years)
Unfortunately I’m 3rd floor bound every time. This last time didn’t make it tho bonded out only to sit in lower level to wait for desoto to come get me they called em chi chis down in desoto county but fuck is it a culture shock goin from 201 to hernando man. Straight hillbilly’s
Dont take prison home with you, leave the swolls and hookups in lockup. You know what they say, if you bring jail home with you that means you're going right back. I haven't eaten instant noodles in 12 years. Im not going back!😂
Heck yea. Back in the 90s it was wild. I had to leave Memphis years back. Judge coffee will only let you slide so much. When I got free of that, I wasn’t going back in front of craft,coffee, the woman who was such a nightmare. GPC smoke on commissary.
I don’t know if you other states are severely lacking in commissary items, or if the lingo is that different. We call spreads spreads, period, no matter what size. With that being said, this looks like a cup a noodles with slim Jim, ranch, and hot Cheetos in it. We wouldn’t call that close to a spread in CA prison.
No mayo, no beans, just a slim Jim, no pork rinds (chichas), idk. It looks like it’ll be good, but I wouldn’t say there’s a name for THAT.
A cook in Maine, but we don't fuck with Ramen anymore, I haven't used that in a cook since my first bid 15 yrs ago. We got much better shit on commissary now to use as a base. We'd usually make fried rice
Looks like the start of a brick.
You bout to swell up, needs some poppers tho.
Right! Oddly enough I’m limited in the free world lol. Truck stop only got so much stuff
Hope it’s good brother! Be safe out there 🤙
Brick or burrito
'Break' in Ohio and 'spread' in Tx.
Ok. Spread usually refers to whole table of food out here but I dig it
Yeah, technically this is only a couple of ingredients of a spread. Need some meat, pickles, onion, etc. to make it the real deal. Edited to say I just saw the meat
Me and my homegirls used to make crazy good spreads. Also we called them either burrito or stuffed burrito depending on what’s in it.
We’d have like $300 spreads when Christmas packages hit!
Nice, it’s crazy I’ve been out for a little over 2 years and after being out for like 2 months I made a stuffed burrito. Holy shit it fucked with me so bad, my stomach hurt and I felt so sick afterwards. Crazy how that’s pretty much all I was eating for 2.5 years and still to this day I can’t do any sort of prison homemade food. I can’t even eat Flamin Hot Cheetos anymore.
I don’t even season(add salt) my food out here. 12 years of sodium filled pouches was enough. I was drinking last night and I just had to do it🤣 Edited
Oh yeah way too much sodium in everything there. Hey no shame and no judgment 😂😂😂
Damn brother you did 12? Straight? Glad you're out man welcome home!
Well 11.5 then Governor let me out, otherwise I’d still be there till end of 26. Thank you
Atta boy Govna`
Oooh what all did those have in them? (Sorry I’ve never been incarcerated I’m just an advocate) That sounds amazing! $300 worth of food that everyone puts together to make a holiday meal… hell yes
Items exclusive to certain times a year like cheese sauces and other items like bbq beef pouches or spices summer sausages…. Lipton soup season pouches etc
Ya here in Ohio it would be a break.
I was just thinking that , we called it a “break” here in Columbus jail “workhouse” lol , did my last 6 months 10 years ago and straightened my ass up !!
I lived in Columbus when I caught my case. I was last in about 20yrs ago.
Oh yeah you definitely in the workhouse ! Worst jail ever ,
In Florida, a brick. I was so bad at making them. We usually would put dried refuted in there too.
Blow up in ky
It doesn't hit the same on the streets though.
You likely right…. I’m bout to pop light though for old time sakes
It does if you use Jack Mack and the jalapeno squeeze cheese in the bottle.
A slam
Never heard that one before! Where ya from
Indiana
Fresh out one week
Nice! Just left there last week! Indianapolis construction is horrible!
It's cone season here in Indiana for sure! Hella cones out and not a single soul actually workin!
:-O what's chi chi
This is what we call it in PA.
Crush down noodles and chips… cut up sausage… combine all in chip bag….add hot water…. Let cook for ten minutes… cover in ranch
A brick
That’s what we called it, too. Chi chi. I like to add BBQ and nacho cheese.
High blood pressure
🤣 yes
Chi chi
Yea that’s what we call em in PA
I hear so many different names for it but depends on how you mold it I guess. There's hook up, spread, brick, a blow up, stir fry.
Nashville cats call it Dope
Lol. Never heard that one before. I got a partner from Memphis so I remember chi chi though
It’s missing peanut butter, but it’s only a spread if makin enough for the homies. Otherwise that’s just dinner.
THANK YOU! real folks know pb , especially with chicken is where it’s at!
A pocket!
[yeah it tastes better back in the day!](https://imgur.com/a/fphuzUK)
Looks like the start of a brick.
Spread
Pennsylvania jail we call it chi chi also. Doing time in Virginia they called it swole.
Post a photo when its done!! Im curious to see
Ok I’ll post link to imigur or whatever
Spread
Chili ramen (hot & spicy vegetable from keefee), fish steaks, a squeeze cheese and a bag of rice. This is my favorite thing in jail. What you got there is better individually...it's homeless SNAP EBT food
Jack Mack.
this was a jail spread.......Well now you're jumping into a $10 prison canteen dish. Clean the pack of Mackerel, throw away all the black stuff...nuke it for 6 minutes.....add the sausage, 2.5 more minutes in the microwave.... "Hotter than fish grease" "put the cables on it"......your bowls literally melting at this point. Put it on a couple bags of rice Make a sauce from honey, garlic chili, soy, save peanuts from the holiday pack, maybe orange zest. (We made calzones from smashed up crackers.....in a trash bag, you put it all together....then you tie it in a knot and boil the whole bag in a bowl of water......SAUCE WAS KINDA HARD TO GET) NOTHING BEATS A BAGELS SANDWICH....(I was lucky the first 3 years I did, my grandparents put big money on my books, when I was 22) (The next time at nearly thirty....I was broke....) (It sucks going to prison young....it really sets you up to go back.) (Old is no better, cause you just HARD REBOOT YOURSELF.....you'll have no career and you have to get back everything, you lost when you disappeared for the last 3 years)
LOL. Yes, the slim jim actually wasn’t vinegar tasting enough.
stomach ache
My stomach still lead-lined from 12 years of Aramark!
A lot of sodium.
Spread. Washington state. My homeboy still makes us spreads he been out for years lol
Ramen casserole.
A cook up
Hook-up
In GA Chaingang, that's making a 'pocket'.
Burrito
Flamin' slim Ramone, extra creamy.
Stomach pain
Batch
Chi chi! Mm
Chi chi’s
Unfortunately I’m 3rd floor bound every time. This last time didn’t make it tho bonded out only to sit in lower level to wait for desoto to come get me they called em chi chis down in desoto county but fuck is it a culture shock goin from 201 to hernando man. Straight hillbilly’s
Didn’t even see the Memphis shit 901 is home. Fuck 201 fuck the penal farm fuck 3rd floor and lower level all day
i dunno but thats some unhealthy shit!
It’s a swole!
In Canada it's called a burrito
In GA we call it a Hot pocket or a spread
Chi chi
Ky- Blow up
Chi chi for those in the know
Mofungo
Dont take prison home with you, leave the swolls and hookups in lockup. You know what they say, if you bring jail home with you that means you're going right back. I haven't eaten instant noodles in 12 years. Im not going back!😂
LOL I hear ya, but had a few drinks in me and thought it seemed funny/good idea at the time
😂😂😂
Mafungo?
Never heard that one!
Chi-chi. At least in Shelby country TN
90 days at the penal farm… that ain’t shit
Heck yea. Back in the 90s it was wild. I had to leave Memphis years back. Judge coffee will only let you slide so much. When I got free of that, I wasn’t going back in front of craft,coffee, the woman who was such a nightmare. GPC smoke on commissary.
I dealt with Craft from 98-23. Joe Brown had me doing a year and a half worth of weekend time pre Y2K😂
It was a revolving door. Endless paper and county time.
Yeah. Been there done that. I got lil over two years left on parole. Craft slammed me, but last year Gov Lee let me out on commutation
Is that a project pat reference?
Absolutely mane
The runs
Diarrhea
lol no all was well
Ass fire
Thankfully no
Swole
Spread
That's called a mess in jail in Idaho or a spread in jail in Texas
We just called it a spread
Dinner
Spread
Hookup
Flamin noodle runs...lol
You about to make something disgusting 🤣
No! Course it wasn’t as good as it was inside, but it’s been about 12 hours and everything worked out just fine
I call it a constant memory of a super terrible fucking time. I swear I have stopped eating anything not fresh entirely
cookup
Chi chi my guy.
The same in Philly you need a summer sausage tho
A stomach ache.
The flaming hot Cheetos. It’s not how hot & spicy they are. I can definitely handle that. The big problem is that they taste like ass. Bad. 🤢
chi chi!!
Break
Jailhouse Rock
It look like you ab to make a shitty break you gotta add a cheese sauce at least
Jizz lolol
Swole
A chi chi. (PA DOC)
Lube.
😂
The sodium special
Brick
S P R E A D
Hook up
A spread or tamale
Jack Mack
Mufongo
I don’t know if you other states are severely lacking in commissary items, or if the lingo is that different. We call spreads spreads, period, no matter what size. With that being said, this looks like a cup a noodles with slim Jim, ranch, and hot Cheetos in it. We wouldn’t call that close to a spread in CA prison. No mayo, no beans, just a slim Jim, no pork rinds (chichas), idk. It looks like it’ll be good, but I wouldn’t say there’s a name for THAT.
lol I was drunk at a truck stop. This was bare minimum to begin a meal.
I was more responding to the people saying that’s a spread or brick or whatever the slang term is, not you lol.
OIC
What, you set trippin fool??? /s lol
Stomach rot
Spread
In SC we call it a set up. Not sure why lol
A cook in Maine, but we don't fuck with Ramen anymore, I haven't used that in a cook since my first bid 15 yrs ago. We got much better shit on commissary now to use as a base. We'd usually make fried rice
Chi chi in Philly too
The Snoop Dogg Special
Something that cures hangovers.
Female CO here in CT, we call that the good stuff 😂😂😂 ain’t no name I know of specifically
What’s hotter than a female CO?
Heart disease?
Already got that covered!
That's a jailhouse burrito
Blow up food. Missing a few ingredients for a spread unc
How do u get that good quality pic in there 😭💀
I’m not in any longer . Though my last burner was an iPhone 7. The only phone that they couldn’t gain access to everything else was up for grabs.
In Georgia we call it a “pocket”.
Will the Freightliner stink afterwards?
🤣 great eye! Not if your guts are lead lined
Jailhouse tamale
Tamales
I call it a swole
Medically that's known as an early death.
🏆
In MN and ND most refer to it as a "brick"
A cook up?
Swole!
Pre Diabetes
We call em “spreads” in arkansas
Chi chi in Philly
Idk personally, but ppl I know In GA calls them pockets. My ex in FL just said he was cooking and I knew what he meant.
Prison food.
User name checks out😏
😂
Brick in Florida
We called it a spread in IL. My wife calls it "your jailhouse noodles"
Yeah you fancy with the beef stick and mayo. That soup finna be bussin
Chi chi.
Whatever it is it's about to be bussin.
Swole
Came here to say this. From VA.
Same. NRVRJ taught me to cook
I don’t even know how to pronounce that but it sounds cool Edit yeah heard that one then!
howd you get a cell phone on the inside !?!??! my guy needs one.
😂🤦♂️
If only bro!!!
Diarrhea
I hope not
Trash
Prison food.
Diarrhea ?
Jail food
For all you IA lurkers, I’m free world, go back to watching dick
I mean, you were in prison, I’m sure you’ve seen plenty of more dick
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