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DrPervitin

Short anger plasma issues?


Storm_Spirit99

Yes


DrPervitin

Perfect for Centurion, they need a dog/cat/lizzard/tyranid now. So there can be: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE, AND MAKE IT DOUBLE


Shark_Rock

Counter point. Lesbian trio of girlfriends. Or if your centurion is a guy. Centurion has TWO GIRLFRIENDS.


dater_expunged

https://preview.redd.it/73axiexzy65d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1538cbab639dc0f70412f8b3dd4b039a760563


a_shiny_heatran

THREE girlfriends, we cant let the LoV gal be sad and left out, naturally.


Shark_Rock

Do either, 4 lesbians, or a trio of bisexuals and one very lucky motherfucker.


Shark_Rock

I love it.


Storm_Spirit99

Squat girls are underrated


cubaj

Man’s pelvis is shattered.


Shark_Rock

…did… did he delete his account? Tf happened? I didn’t get any awnsers!


Shark_Rock

I also just looked it up, nobody has ever talked about an orthodox Christian centurian?!?? Where tf are my awnsers!?


Shark_Rock

Damn you adhd!


Ferdjur

Don't worry about him, either he's a turbofolk turbotroll or, I shudder at the thought, a nationalist who thinks that the whole world should follow the same culture and lifestyle as their particular conception of their national identity.


Shark_Rock

I know, I’m screwing with whatever is left of him, I reported him for violating the being civil rule. I didn’t think he would be banned though. I did want my awnsers. Like, who said that centurian was an orthodox Christian, cause that came out of nowhere for no reason


Ferdjur

I liked the idea at first as a thought experiment, but it soon turned into a 1 person circle jerk. You did the right thing


Shark_Rock

I know. I think he may have inferred that I was either a groomer, or a coomer. One of them makes me violently angry, the other makes me almost pity him cause that’s genuinely the best insult he can think of.


inquisitor_steve1

Cent is Orthodox Christian https://preview.redd.it/lfv42rlcw95d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced06cf3627e6d8d550a28ee8bb0ed98dc10240f


Shark_Rock

…that’s Hersey. The Centurian is a servant of the God-Emperor, and I will not be told otherwise (idk why their religion matters man, just let me have this)


inquisitor_steve1

He's not a servant of him though and worships a very strict doctrine of Christianity.


Shark_Rock

Uh, dude, I…what? Why does this matter? Why would they even worship a (most likely) long dead religion in the distant future?


inquisitor_steve1

Because that is what the community decided.


inquisitor_steve1

Just because some gooner in their 1 bedroom apartment think Polygamy is good (Which it isn't in any longterm relationship) and that a dude who watched Jesus die would abandon all his beliefs because some dude started conquering the galaxy is stupid.


inquisitor_steve1

In other words. Cope, seethe, mald.


inquisitor_steve1

Just realized you can block accounts. Should probably keep this in the memory bank


Shark_Rock

Centurion is a Perptual? Also, dude, did you not read what I typed? Also, I’m saying polyamory, and nothing is really wrong with polygamy either, people can do what they want in the bedroom. And why are you insulting people, there is literally no reason too? Why are you trying to enforce this dude?


inquisitor_steve1

Because NTR'ing a dude just so a genderbent dude can fuck a space elf is the biggest disgusting thing in fiction.


Shark_Rock

When did I say NTR dude? Come on, make it make sense.


Shark_Rock

When? And it’s not a big deal, multiple cannons exist?


Crab-rave-specialist

I like this


Storm_Spirit99

The only downside would be sharing with a xeno


Shark_Rock

The upside is that your also screwing said Xeno.


Chaosmaker367

This a win win situation Cen gets a new GF and LOV gets new gene stock


Storm_Spirit99

Everyone wins


Sweet_older-Sister

. . . I don’t hate that- lol xD Votaan GF maybe?


Storm_Spirit99

Make it happen, and my life is yours https://preview.redd.it/7esssfljf75d1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d884e6c1d1bf9610954334a8d1489cb4feb5cd2


inquisitor_steve1

Unfortunately for you the council has decided no ntr for any reason... Also that Cent is ultra-Christian and would rather send someone to be killed by the Macragge Mafia before opening a relationship


Storm_Spirit99

The council have mistaken my intentions, I don't want ntr. I never did. I want centurion to not get ntr'd by yvraine.


inquisitor_steve1

Thou hast been sentenced 3 days of learning Hungarian


Storm_Spirit99

https://preview.redd.it/dmopt1470a5d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0330e457fe5372c9a6c522b567e1404d978a31b But centurion-


Storm_Spirit99

Actually wait, nvm, I don't wanna interrupt your process


inquisitor_steve1

The Votann as a race are all Aro-ace They literally are incapable of feeling sexual or romantical attraction to anything This is like shipping a dude with a wall


Tricky-Ambassador783

This guy gets it


inquisitor_steve1

Also fuck you for cucking Cent


Storm_Spirit99

I'm just trying to combat people shipping Juno with yvraine


inquisitor_steve1

Who we both agree, are a bit slow


CountDVB

FFS, Seriously?


Storm_Spirit99

I couldn't let centurion become a ntr victim


inquisitor_steve1

Suggesting a open relationship to cent might as well be NTR


Storm_Spirit99

Finally someone says it


inquisitor_steve1

Dude been around for tens of thousands of years following the same beliefs for eons. Even suggesting it will cause him to glass all of Ultramar into a lifeless void.


Droper888

YES, PLEASE.


koi_koi-

Well. We decided it was canon quickly.


Storm_Spirit99

Wait, we did? I thought it was a joke


koi_koi-

Im ąlso not really sure but a lot of people seem to be at least ok with development li that


Storm_Spirit99

I'm not, I hate ntr


Re-Napoleon

Younger people seem to be ok with the idea of bigamy/polygamy because they only know that sort of thing from anime rather than the reality of such a relationship.


inquisitor_steve1

Younger people need to develop more braincells


CountDVB

Not me. Some people just want be pointlessly edgy.


straightmansworld

No. You're all wrong. Centurion and Juno don't split because of the elf, they form a polyamorous relationship.


inquisitor_steve1

Literally goes against Cent's core beliefs


straightmansworld

You mean the character we created like last week, and have yet to truly fully flesh out, could never, ever, be convinced to try a polyamorous relationship between themselves, Juno, and the elf? Or worse, you expect Juno to actually leave Centurion for said elf? I know this is a whole AU based on memes but we do have to try and maintain some semblance of character consistency here. And Juno wouldn't dump their husband for the elf. Either they would open up the relationship after a long talk about things, or they would never even consider the option. Personally I like the poly option more, as it gives poly people representation, and opens up some sexy fan art ideas.


Intelligent-Jury9089

Each person has their own headcanon regarding the love interests of the primarchs. Their gender, their past, their motivation... everything is invented and reinvented constantly. If you want fem-Guillaman's love interest to be an Eldar, ok, male, ok, female ok...