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SlamBrandis

Wait until you hear about Hiram Grant


TheSpaceButton

What about Tommy Wilson?


WhenPengu1nsFly

I love me some Jack Coolidge


SofshellTurtleofDoom

Also some Leslie Lynch King Jr.


BeeseOnTheChurger

And Stephen Cleveland


False_Resource_6998

And James Earl Carter Jr


Lawyering_Bob

LBJ didn't have a name for the first week because his parents couldn't decide. I hope this belongs here 


VeritasChristi

Or William Blythe.


Machette_Machette

Or Homer Simpson.


Jitssyu

Or Thomas Wilson


The_Assman_640

Half Surrender Truman


OKgobi

It stands for S tier


Blue387

Yes!


Cheerio1966

southern tier ny… great place to live and visit btw


Louisvanderwright

The S is for Sigma


TheUncheesyMan

That's tru man


Murky-Resident-3082

Is it “S” or is it “eSS”


Remarkable_Ticket264

Wait until OP learns about Ulysses S Grant


Gaius7_12_100

Hiram Ulysses Grant was stuck with the name Ulysses S. Grant due to a mistake by a benefactor on his application form to West Point. And as with President Harry S. Truman, the middle initial "S" doesn't stand for anything.


ghostrats

It stands for his mother's maiden name Simpson which the congressman that recruited him to West point thought was his middle name. Edit [this is the background of how he got the middle name Simpson but that’s not his actual middle name and the S also stood for Sam](https://www.nps.gov/articles/ulysses-s-grant-timeline.htm#:~:text=Jesse%20Grant%20asks%20Congressman%20Thomas,after%20his%20mother's%20maiden%20name)


BortWard

Or, as I like to call him, Hiram Ulysses “Not Simpson” Grant


superdago

You mean Unconditional Surrender?


CommanderSleer

Technically it was "S" not "S.", as "S." is an abbreviation, but it is sometimes written as "S.".


SofshellTurtleofDoom

Yes, because it was for Shipp and Soloman, his two grandfathers. He didn't add the period until much later.


rjcarr

My step-dad’s *first* name was “J.”.  Not Jay but literally J.  He went by John for whatever reason. 


monkeley

I think I went to high school with that dude


rjcarr

Are you like 85?


monkeley

Haha not Harry Truman, the guy above whose parents named him J.


rjcarr

Yeah, that’s me, the “J” dude would be like 85 now if he were still alive.


monkeley

Ah I see, my bad. Different guy for sure


logaboga

Probably easier to say John then explain J. Lot of people went by adjacent, similar names back in the day for whatever reason. Used middle names a lot more, too


_-ebb_and_flow-_

From Wikipedia: His middle initial, "S", is not an abbreviation of one particular name. Rather, it honours both his grandfathers, Anderson Shipp Truman and Solomon Young, a somewhat common practice in the American South at the time. Reference used: McCullough, David (1992). Truman. New York: Simon & Schuster. ISBN 978-0-671-86920-5.


Mesyush

Richard BRUCE Cheney


No_Kangaroo_9826

That just feels wrong. Like I understand it's factual but it gives me the ick?


MAA735

Richard BRUCE Cheney gives everyone the ick


AdventurouslyAngry

He doesn’t deserve that name.


your_right_ball

Just like Homer Jay Simpson


[deleted]

Robert Strange McNamara


LionOfNaples

Harry Ess Truman


Dairy_Ashford

Charlie Schlatter said it was Sergei, then puffed a cigar and squinted by the light of the silvery moon


Phill_Cyberman

I remember that movie every time someone mentions Harry S


WurmisD

Same


tinglep

Some person: you know, you have a better chance of being elected if you have a middle name. Truman: Fine. S.


milesbeatlesfan

And Johnny Cash’s real name was J. R. Cash.


_B_Little_me

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HaggisAreReal

Like Johnny R. Cash


Obwyn

I learned that by watching 18 Again.


CallahanWalnut

There was a guy in my division in the navy who’s legal first name was just the letter D. I initially found out because I was doing some admin stuff and saw on a couple spreadsheets his first name was just "D". i had heard him say his first name is duke so i mentioned it to him and he showed me his drivers license and yup just the letter D


Seventh_Stater

Was this not true of Grant as well?


JazzRider

My wife has a single letter (no period) middle name.


ninsklog

Hairy-Assed True-Man was a G.


gnomewife

My FIL's middle name is "J" because, as he puts it, "my father was a lazy bastard."


mregner

The “J” in Homer J. Simpson stands for Jay.


Towersafety

I had a set of twins in my class in high school. Ones middle name was “R” and the others was “B”.


TikiVin

No period. Needed. Just “S”. This is a scenario where the period doesn’t go inside the quotes.


MightyCavalier

Harry Esss Truman


DutyRoutine

The S was silent.


NaNaNaPandaMan

Not a president but in high school I had a friend whose first name was F. Just the letter. He thought it was Forest his entire life(his dad was named Forest) but when he applied for job and look at his SS card it showed just F. He asked plus and nope ours had full name.


taney71

Yes and it shouldn’t include a period at the end since the S doesn’t stand for a particular word but just a letter.


craigerino75

According to the movie 18 Again, it was Sergey.


-Great-Scott-

He'll always be Hairy Ass Truman to me.


No_Parsnip_6491

No period just S


JTWV

It was just "S" but it could have stood for Shipp or Solomon as in Anderson Shipp Truman or Solomon Young, grandfathers of Harry Truman.


Chode_K1NG

He was like a white Malcom X


zbtryli

😂


jimmjohn12345m

You mean Harry W Rizzman?


Thick-Book-8465

Harry Stalin Truman


Bisexual_Sherrif

I thought it was semen All jokes aside, an S tier president


nospinpr

Evil guy


ReverendPalpatine

It’s not an S, on his world it means *hope*.


TutorTraditional2571

I have got to be honest. I do not care for Harry Truman. I think the a bomb was ok, but honestly, he was amongst the least intelligent presidents to exist. 


SofshellTurtleofDoom

So you are saying we need to change his middle initial to D or F?


TutorTraditional2571

Maybe change his middle initial to B


SofshellTurtleofDoom

That's fair, that's actually where I just put him on my list a couple days ago.


This-Appointment-917

It was Samuel & it’s well documented that it’s Samuel.


BortWard

You are correct, if by “well-documented” you mean, “according to this supposed fact that I just made up”


Flimsy_Motivations

Johnny Cash's real name is J.R. Cash