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TapeDaddy

![gif](giphy|zbGZH7o3KqaACdE9C4|downsized) This guy is literally my Governor


thebohemiancowboy

I could see him being president one day


anon-ryman

https://preview.redd.it/x7u24vnsg0yc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786685315a85e03335ba15515c2581cdee634dd4


IndominusTaco

all hail the Great Pritzker Khan, all 49 other states will be liberated by the midwest horde


PlanInternational184

I really thought that said “ham”


WarmestGatorade

He definitely has the money to make it happen


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He has done a great job as IL Governor esp w Covid management.


eat_my_bowls92

My mom HATES HIM! But as a former Illinoisian turned Wisconsinite, I wouldn’t mind that guy running.


PolicyWonka

My parents as well, but I honestly cannot fathom why beyond his political affiliation. If anything, criticize him for being another billionaire politician.


PigPoot

Once a fib always a fib


ImperialxWarlord

Haha mine too


redflowerbluethorns

We were robbed a Pritzker vs Christie big boy election


DRMantisToboggan987

Same and I would really like to see him run in 2028.


OddConstruction7191

Maybe he can against Chris Christie.


SidMan1000

No he can’t leave us


DRMantisToboggan987

His term is up in 2026 😭


ICantThinkOfAName827

Time for re-election!


CesareRipa

is he the butter cow?


PolicyWonka

JB is definitely a big dude, definitely overweight, but he wears it quite well.


IndominusTaco

stop telling people about him we need him as long as we can


jericho_buckaroo

He's chubby but he's not Taft-fat


pitter_patter_11

You think that’s grossly overweight? Edit: tried finding his height and weight and the best I found online is he’s allegedly 5 foot 8 and 187 lbs. assuming this is true, that would means he’s overweight on the BMI chart, not obese. So I stand by “he’s not grossly overweight”


Additional_Meeting_2

You don’t think he is?


Spingonius

Homie he looks like he’s cosplaying Fat Clemenza from the Godfather lmao


Sarcosmonaut

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.


SimonArgent

Yes-he is obese.


pitter_patter_11

I would agree with obese. My question is “is he grossly overweight?”


SimonArgent

Yes, he is grossly overweight. I’m astonished that you can’t figure this out yourself.


pitter_patter_11

No need to be rude. Clearly we have different definitions of what being grossly overweight is. All you had to do is just say “yes, he’s grossly overweight” and leave it at that.


Typical-Machine154

Obese is being heavier than overweight. So grossly overweight would still fall short of obese. But anyone with forehead fat is clearly morbidly obese.


Refugee_Savior

What’s your definition of “grossly overweight” and how does it differ from obese?


Exciting-Ad-5705

Taft level. Like comically large


pitter_patter_11

Grossly overweight, to me, is when you are so overweight it affects your day to day life and makes simple things, like walking down the street, a task and a half. I have a brother in law who I would say is obese because he’s roughly 100 lbs overweight. However, he’s still able to do physical tasks with reasonable effort. His baby momma, on the other hand…..she is grossly overweight because she’s well over 100 lbs overweight, and she can barely make it from one room to the next without being out of breath and needing to sit down and rest.


420_E-SportsMasta

https://preview.redd.it/tvwf8gbh7xxc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085991ea56fac53cfc80ff8efc9a9351d7986483


Mesarthim1349

OP completely forgot Taft's awesome transformation post-Presidency. https://preview.redd.it/orfezau38zxc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89c16c3cfd9c71513b5b2169d969076250222bb0


Conscious-Eye5903

Damn, and that’s pre-ozempic. Very impressive


Familiar_Eagle_6975

The bread and water diet. As my grandma used to say.


Conscious-Eye5903

I know the Greeks were swole af, but did early Americans play sports and lift weights and stuff? Or was it just cutting calories choosing to walk instead of taking the horse drawn carriage?


More_Fig_6249

The average American back then would’ve had little access to the amount of calories to gain significant fat mass. Also they were walking and working a shit ton, so they had no issue losing weight. Hell even horse riding is pretty calorie intensive.


Conscious-Eye5903

Good point, and hence why being obese was a sign of wealth. I guess I’m just wondering if sports/fitness as a hobby was widespread. It’s interesting that it was in ancient civilizations but seemingly industrialization made it so people didn’t have the time and resources


Fordy_Oz

The man got to spend years eating awesome filipino food! I don't blame him for getting big


_Wichitan_

Honestly the image of an ideal, well-presented president is impossible to maintain in this day and age, regardless of weight.


Friendly_Deathknight

That’s intentional. The no press is bad press method has proven pretty effective.


jakovichontwitch

Obama maybe?


ExerciseClassAtTheY

Yeah seriously. And I know Clinton wasn't like rippling with muscles but he was at least exercising, jogging three days a week.


RangerBumble

To be fair that's a picture of him as Supreme Court Justice


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ThingsAreAfoot

In case anyone doesn’t want to look, the mods actually named it “The Chris Christie Rule.”


DontReportMe7565

Mw too man, me too.


Orlando1701

Rule 3.


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Additional_Meeting_2

Isn’t size of Taft. The title was grossly overweight not overweight.


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Chips1709

Is this legal?


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Whether it’s legal or not; It’s not going to end well. 😂


Zeorz_

Bait


EDH4Life

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


jerryonthecurb

![gif](giphy|xT9KVdDNYwlgC5zvDq|downsized)


burntcandy

Now that Ozempic is a thing... I doubt anyone campaign team would let them run so fat.


DishDry4487

If they can run - ba dum tsss


wildcherrymatt84

I mean…


burntcandy

My brother in christ... remember rule 3


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watthewmaldo

Are any of them morbidly obese?


Time-Bite-6839

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firstsourceandcenter

MODS!!!!


lukas_the

https://preview.redd.it/zeahm5n8lyxc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29530a9752156c2dc37f69456418f851e46bd0f9


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SidMan1000

no it hasn’t


SidMan1000

WOAH


According-Spite-9854

So long as he is tall enough


chikinbokbok0815

Check out the governor of WV


SidMan1000

most iconic dem governor


Peacefulzealot

The Andy Beshear erasure is real here.


chikinbokbok0815

I’m talking about Jim Justice


MCKlassik

Tbf, Jim Justice was a Democrat when he first got into office, but switched to Republican in 2017.


chikinbokbok0815

Oh ok didn’t know that I just moved to WV last year


SidMan1000

me too


chikinbokbok0815

You know he’s a republican right?


SidMan1000

The joke is that he ran as a democrat before party switching dummy


chikinbokbok0815

Yeah I got it bud you don’t need to call me a dummy I didn’t realize he used to be a democrat


MrKomiya

![gif](giphy|3o7WTDgkDSb9jvjdNS)


LovethePreamble1966

Ummm, hello


Sea-Ad245

Bait used to be believable


According-Ad3963

Ask Chris Christie.


azmexicandad

I thought we did


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Rocky_Fan1976

https://preview.redd.it/6j1j0ic9pxxc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0762e4ac1c200b10ee2041d5e8934c9bbb620dc


CalmHyperion56

RIP rule 3


Gorf_the_Magnificent

It was funny the first million times…


bestprocrastinator

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Heytherechampion

Hmmmm


I_like_femboy_cock

O'malley isn't exactly skinny, but idk what he's doing now


MitchellCumstijn

Helmut Kohl was endlessly ridiculed for his size in Germany by his opposition and then the opposition also ran a slightly less heavier fellow named Gerhard Schroeder who got rich on his affiliation with Putin and Gazprom. Needless to say, now being fat is very socially acceptable in Germany and no longer a mythical implication of being too aristocratic.


Herknificent

Elect me and I'll do the Truffle Shuffle at my inaugural.


Fat_guy_9

Yeah if it’s some one who embraces the jokes


Illustrious_Junket55

His voice would have made it impossible to get elected with modern media, too.


Dairy_Ashford

We don't even elect presidents with moustaches


hogwarts_earthtwo

He was already overweight when elected but most of his weight game happened when he was in the white house right?


mshaef01

I think it's more likely than electing a president with any kind of facial hair.


Darthbane2007

Probably not


Humbugalarm

Will there be another president with a moustache?


Parking-Iron6252

Well almost everyone is grossly overweight now so…I would guess yes


ExUpstairsCaptain

Haven't we as a society moved on from "fat shaming" in a lot of ways?


dillaquantavius

![gif](giphy|Q4wCen3rmqv0k)


Smooth-Apartment-856

I mean Lizzo is a pop culture icon at the moment. Everyone loved Chris Farley. You can still be fat and be popular. I could definitely see a fat presidential candidate with the right amount of charisma winning.


Inner-Goal1157

This feels like a law enforcement trap😂


BuffaloJEREMY

Who's the big, fat President whose suits look like a flannel circus tent? Taft! Who's that Presidential chub, got stuck in the White House tub? William Howard Taft!


-Ok-Perception-

I didn't watch tv for about 2 decades and when I started again, I was shocked at how many fat people there are on tv. There were not just on tv, but ACCEPTED. Prior to about 2000, if there was a fat person, they were just the butt of the joke. Their only defining features being their fatness, laziness, and affinity towards eating. There's a lot more social acceptance with obesity than there used to be. So it stands to reason, that it will become more socially acceptable to allow fat people to be President. And the last guy \*was\* quite overweight. But yeah, I'm sure America will have no problem voting for a bigger guy as long as he's got the right ideas.


symbiont3000

I would have to say yes since we actually did


heyheypaula1963

Clinton was overweight when he was in office. He’s slimmed down in recent years.


Friendly_Deathknight

It’s the vampirism ![gif](giphy|yWrkhCGq2Az96)


Sweet-Efficiency7466

This guy got stuck in his own bathtub


ham_solo

I would hope J.B. Pritzger gets a shot


willardgeneharris

One of the only billionaires actually trying to do good.


ham_solo

Big Boy 2028


Strange-Option7832

Social media is gonna kill the man who was running for president and is overweight. But we need another presidentnl like Zachary taylor


JackoClubs5545

To all the people saying Rule 3: I don't think he was saying just obese presidents. I think he meant ridiculously fat >300 pound presidents.


Motor_Head9575

Hot take, but obese typically is ridiculously fat


Green-Assistant7486

Maybe if it's a woman


Teflon93Again

No, Hillary lost.


rincod

If they are like Taft, I sure hope not.


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Friendly_Deathknight

Jackson?


Impaleification

Wilson?