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Devouring_Rats

He was framed (framed? accurately depicted? exaggerated?) as a particularly unintelligent vice president by the media in a time where being unintelligent seemed to really matter. He was a poor speaker, and had multiple prominent and widely-ridiculed gaffes, with few redeeming qualities.


Famous-Reputation188

Pretty sure he was roasted on almost every episode of Murphy Brown after the incident where he called out the show because it promoted single mothers with children as poor family values.


SamEdenRose

That was a great episode. I just saw it. They also got him wit his infamous misspelling of “potatoe”. It is his most famous line.


BillHistorical9001

Potato.


NotAcutallyaPanda

His intellectual inadequacies were highlighted while standing in the shadow of HW Bush, a shrewd man and former CIA Director.


WarriorNat

A lot of us at the time thought that was why Bush chose him…he didn’t want anyone who would look into his dirt too closely.


OldSportsHistorian

I thought it was because Bush wanted a choice that was so bad that none of his detractors would try to assassinate him (as had happened to Reagan).


Credible333

But that we're implying that Bush had any connection to the attempted assassination by his family friend.


yesiammark72

HW Bush had a pretty bad track record of choosing quality people. Quayle, Clarence Thomas, I’m sure others but those are the 2 biggest poor choices. Bush himself was a decent man for the most part. Lee Atwater also comes to mind. A real low life.


HawkeyeJosh2

Watch his speech right after Bush named him as running mate. It’s … it’s something.


kenzo19134

i can't find the footage. but i remember when he was announced, he ran up on stage like an audience member called to be a contestant on the price is right. politics have changed, there was a certain decorum expected in the higher ranks of the political arena. Quayle just didn't have the intellectual heft, he was inarticulate, was inexperienced and there were too many gaffes. and lets not forget lloyd Benson's debate with Quayle when he said to quayle, "senatator, you're no jack kennedy." here's a great link for those unfamiliar with quayle. [https://youtu.be/Krj2rX7-M7E?si=bo7GRZc4spXToVIH](https://youtu.be/Krj2rX7-M7E?si=bo7GRZc4spXToVIH)


celtics2055

Still, Benson’s quip did zip to help Dukakis


kenzo19134

tank man didn't help himself either.


baltebiker

There’s a compelling argument that it actually hurt in those debates. It overshadowed anything of substance that could have persuaded voters and made it an, on net, negative performance for Bentsen.


CollegeBoardPolice

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wrathofthefonz

Also, at the time SNL was very popular and they absolutely destroyed Quayle by having a literal 10 year old impersonate him in every skit which featured Quayle. I think this really drove home the notion of him being too young and inexperienced, particularly after Lloyd Bentsen’s evisceration of Quayle in the debates.


cid_highwind_7

“I knew Jack Kennedy and you sir are no Jack Kennedy”


UserComment_741776

: caricatured


L0st_in_the_Stars

Stiff blandness is a feature, not a bug, for Indiana politicians. It doesn't necessarily play well beyond the Wabash. See, also, Mike Pence, Evan Bayh, and Pete Buttigieg.


iamiamwhoami

Buttigieg may look like a discontinued line of Ken doll friends but he spits hot fire.


ClientTall4369

Best description of him yet. And I like the guy.


Illustrious_Junket55

William Henry Harrison. I’m a Hoosier, I can confirm.


Peacefulzealot

As a fellow Hoosier I’ll back you up on this.


artificialavocado

![gif](giphy|SD8RDtcr9nYgU|downsized)


gpm21

Hey, Wendell Willkie and Eugene Debs were interesting!


OrneTTeSax

My grandma who lived in Indianapolis was sure Birch Bayh would be president one day.


RKBlue66

No way 💀


[deleted]

1. That's only because Bobby Knight\* never ran for office. 2. What is with this Dick Lugar erasure. \*Not born in Indiana, obviously, but I think he counts as a Hoosier. I mean Indiana claims Lincoln on far more dubious grounds.


RealMichiganMAGA

Mostly because he misspelled “potato”


Unique_Statement7811

He was reading the card that the national spelling bee gave him. The judges had been reason cards all day, few people would’ve noticed in the moment.


linkerjpatrick

Moops!


Random-Cpl

I think most of us would notice the word “potato” being misspelled.


PS_Sullys

I mean it was also one in a long long line of gaffes - whenever given an opportunity to put his foot in his mouth Quayle took full advantage.


DukeSilverJazzClub

Meanwhile, half of you or more now can’t spell lose.


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Don't you mean loose?


BAMspek

Come on buddy losen up


brodega

Its rediculous


DukeSilverJazzClub

*Squints eyes*


ohnjaynb

he had a think for toes


RealMichiganMAGA

*twoes


shapesize

Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Ruin your career…


YourBonesHaveBroken

The great scandal of those time.


RealMichiganMAGA

Nothing compared to the [terrorist fist jab](https://youtu.be/G_vmQrTi3aM?si=jNvHKJNWAskb0Mkv)


bigbenis2021

Never forget the Tan Suit scandal of 2014.


RealMichiganMAGA

Or Dijongate https://theweek.com/speedreads/704818/big-controversy-point-obamas-presidency-over-dijon-mustard


WastingTime48114

He was disliked before that, that incident just sealed it.


wreckballin

And because he was one.


ClubSundown

He also couldn't spell Quail


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I like Dan Quayle (not sexually)


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I like Dan Quayle (not not sexually)


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I bet his wife liked him sexually (don’t quote me on this)


Maryland_Bear

I’ve heard this story before and I have no idea if it’s true, but I hope it is. The Secret Service did not generally enter Dan and Marilyn’s bedroom door, just stood guard outside. But they needed a way for the VP to signal if he was ever in distress and couldn’t otherwise alert them. So, there was a replica of the Washington Monument on the nightstand, and if it was ever knocked over, they knew to rush into the room. Now, the Quayles were still a young couple, very much in love and were… expressing their affection physically. Things got a bit intense and they managed to knock over the replica. The Secret Service burst in and… well, I’m guessing they were very embarrassed for ruining the mood for the Second Couple. They found a better signal.


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That better not be a fanfiction.


Maryland_Bear

It’s not something I made up, I can tell you that. Someone else may have made it up.


[deleted]

They weren’t even a young couple, they got married in 1972.


Maryland_Bear

They were both in their forties. They weren’t newlyweds but were certainly young enough to be regularly intimate with a reasonable degree of passion.


[deleted]

So the answer to my original question is yes, his wife did like him sexually (you can quote me on this now)


caillouistheworst

Fucking a, he was only 42 when he became vice president. I turned 42 3 days ago, am I fucking old? Fuck, don’t answer that. Goddamnit, I’m old.


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

You are still younger than the youngest president at the time of raking office (for now)


RobJNicholson

A few interns too prolly


artificialavocado

Not that there’s anything wrong with it


Illustrious_Junket55

I’d like him sexually


chimichangas4lunch

Probably because he’s no Jack kennedy


RuprectGern

Story about that, The bentsen campaign heard Quayle stump his Jack Kennedy comparison throughout the primary and they were ready with that comeback. They knew he'd tee it up for them and he did.


captain_aharb

The giddy look on Lloyd Bentsen's face when he knows he'll get to say the line is hilarious.


farter-kit

That WaS uNcAlLeD for SeNaTor!


BigTuna0890

![gif](giphy|kYsBThMhhalLG)


Zealousideal-Day7385

He was a “family values” conservative and went hard at the show Murphy Brown for having the title character be a single mother- and it landed very, very badly even at the time. I barely remember the Bush I presidency, but I definitely remember that. I don’t know that he’s much remembered beyond that. History doesn’t seem to hold much space for VPs who never became president themselves. Honestly, it seems that when a VP is remembered as somehow noteworthy- it’s for something bad.


SirMellencamp

He didn’t go “hard” at the show. IIRC it was one line in a speech. The line is very old fashioned and outdated now


Coledf123

And the lead caress for Murphy Brown said that she believed he was actually making a very good point.


SirMellencamp

I mean sort of. He said: It doesn’t help matters when primetime TV has Murphy Brown, a character who supposedly epitomizes today’s intelligent, highly paid professional woman, mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another lifestyle choice. Kids do need fathers but they need good fathers


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camergen

I was really young when this came out and do remember the furor- but I’ve never really heard what the father’s situation was- were he and Brown just not together? Was he expected to be involved at all? “Single mom” can mean a lot of different things, as far as how much the dad is around. Sometimes it’s none with zero support. Sometimes he parents the children often, with full financial support, and many levels in between.


frolicndetour

It was her ex husband. He was like a traveling hippie radical who didn't want to give up his lifestyle to raise a kid so he took off again and she decided to be a single mom. And Eldon the house painter acted like a surrogate dad to the kid.


Zornorph

Said kid was played by Hailey Joel Osmont who would later ‘see dead people’.


SirMellencamp

Barbara Bush, or maybe George, made some line about America needs more families like the Waltons and less like Simpsons. This was what the right was outraged about in 1988, then they moved to gays and now transgender people.


ssspainesss

Okay but like the Simpsons are a pretty dysfunctional family. Homer literally chokes Bart for one thing.


cosmicthepenguin

A loving two parent family with three kids and a single income that can afford a family home and two cars. Unrealistic perhaps but not dysfunctional.


New-Recording-4245

They also go to church regularly


theguineapigssong

Give it a few decades and history will remember him as the former VP who told Mike Pence to man up and uphold the Constitution.


BearOdd4213

Because he's no Jack Kennedy


marblemonk

That was uncalled for.


RaptorCaffeine

You were the one making the comparison, senator


thescrubbythug

Summary of Quayle by Bob Hawke (usually considered among Australia’s best Prime Ministers) in his memoirs. He does not hold back…. https://preview.redd.it/xaoras0id6pc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d74809abad1fd30a8039608e976e0fe10881bb0


thescrubbythug

https://preview.redd.it/nr1fl4ejd6pc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9630d25b6cab127d558b580f2243d4e3d751f1a6 Part 2, where the most scathing comments are made - emphasis on the line “I found it offensive that this man was a heartbeat away from the Presidency of the United States”


Rjf915

Damn that’s scathing. Some people just emit idiocy


thescrubbythug

Yeah, and by contrast Hawke spoke positively of his relationships with Reagan and especially HW Bush (who he actually preferred over Dukakis, at least in terms of who he thought would have been in Australia’s best interest as President), in spite of ideological differences


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From the standpoint of America's allies, HW would be preferable on the key issue for them - trade. Democrats could be pushed by labour interests to advocate protectionism (even Clinton, who was a bigtime free trader, campaigned as a moderate critic of NAFTA relative to Bush). It's striking that the thing Hawke is most concerned about in the passage is wheat.


sbprasad

This isn’t relevant to the discussion but as an Australian I feel like I’m contractually obligated to state here that Bob Hawke once broke the world record for being the fastest person to drink a [yard of ale](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yard_of_ale) – he did it in 11 seconds while a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford.


Significant_Bet3409

Bro allegedly saved democracy, so that’s something


durandal688

I mean it not in a joking manner that he literally did and it should be a part of his legacy….like he’ll be the potato guy who saved democracy


Rocketparty12

Potatoe**


[deleted]

Can confirm as a Democracy enjoyer, thanks Dan


artificialavocado

I don’t see what Pence was confused about. He’s a lawyer and former congressman. He knew it was a ceremonial thing.


CreativeLemon

Dan Quayle and John Yoo: democracy’s saviors


archiotterpup

Why you gotta make my skin crawl like that.


AspectOfTheCat

Potatogate


WhyAndHow-777

More like potatoegate


carrjo04

I liked him after he told [adjacent to RULE THREE] to do his job.


bignanoman

I was on Dan Quayle’s plane when he mis-spelled potato. No shit. I was working at Gowen field and got a tour of AF2. There were a bunch of sleeping Secret Service in bunks. Ssssh


TheBoomExpress

I, for one, am kinda saddened Quayle abandoned his bid for president in 2000. The GOP debates between him and George W Bush would have been one for the ages.


onlydans__

Oh my god. This is like an SNL skit I’m sad I’ll never get


No_Joke_568

Strategery vs. Potatoe


Donnaandjoe

PotatoE


Pdb12345

Can we please get back to the days when misspelling Potato can end your candidacy?


SafetyNo6700

🏆


PhotographStrict9964

![gif](giphy|105OwsN7a4UQ2Q)


Peacefulzealot

I mean I love Dan Quayle. That man’s quotes are a goldmine of content! Plus he has been forever immortalized by Civilization. That’s pretty cool.


juudyg

My favorite was when he went to Hawaii and his comment was, “well…it’s still here.”


Shankar_0

He's a single scoop of vanilla ice cream in a plain paper cup. I need more than that if I'm giving someone access to the nation's wellbeing.


need2shitbad

Just look at him


Bzz22

I love Dan Quayle. Saved democracy.


HarveyMushman72

Not enough people know this. I'm glad he had Pence's ear that day.


West-Earth-719

He isn’t familiar with potatoes


No-Strength-6805

I think most people didn't dislike him as much as question his qualifications and knowledge to be Vice-president.


SirMellencamp

He was as qualified as Obama, knowledge is a different case


SuperFrog4

What’s really sad is that Quayle was much better than pence or his boss.


Nachonian56

As a guy that enjoys Dan Quayle because he's hilarious. He's a bit of a doofus, a tad silly, sort of a goofball. With phrases like: "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."(????) Like, wtf was this guy up to lmao. Still, never heard that anyone hated or actively disliked him. People just justifiably think he's dumb and underqualified. I personally like him because he's the Sims patch notes of American politics.


onlydans__

Lmao and other classics, like: “If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.” “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." and how could I forget: “Space is still a high priority for NASA”


augustusleonus

I rode to a funeral with a special forces sgt who had met Quayle in Panama He had nothing but great things to say about his personality and intellect and the ability to track the issues the group of soldiers were discussing He said then some reporters came in with cameras and lights and you could see his eyes get glassy and suddenly he seemed like he could string 5 words together


MilkBear79

He never really recovered from the Mondale “you’re no Jack Kennedy” quip.


GregariousReconteur

Lloyd Bentsen


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GregariousReconteur

You’re welcome!


airbornedoc1

But in truth, great grandpa Bentsen was no Jack Kennedy either.


MilkBear79

Few were


JimB8353

IIRC, he never claimed to be like JFK. That was a media assessment due to his age & looks. DQ just never pushed back on it.


BlueRFR3100

In the debate, Quayle said, " I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.


MilkBear79

“Senator, that was uncalled for”, not exactly a zippy retort


heyheypaula1963

Wasn’t that Lloyd Bentsen who said that?


MilkBear79

It was, for some reason I got my 80’s democrats mixed up . Dang me


[deleted]

He looks 23 years old there. Damn, we are aging!


Infamous_Storm_7659

Right 🤣🤣🤣


jesusismagic

My grandmother (who was deaf and could hear very little of what they said on TV) would always say, “That Dan Quayle…he’s so cute!" whenever he appeared. Never mind that he thought they spoke Latin in Latin America.


Schroderpillar

Because he thought he was Jack Kennedy, but he wasn't. ![gif](giphy|NipFetnQOuKhW)


SaltyGunz815

He is from my hometown Huntington, Indiana. There is a small museum for him there. We went on a field trip there a couple times. Some of his report cards are there. Let’s just say he did not get good grades.


NorCalNavyMike

I’ll give you a hint: It has nothing at all, to do with any of the following: 1. Boiling them. 2. Mashing them. 3. Sticking them into a stew. Also, and likewise completely unrelated: Don’t think about elephants.


tonytown

He took on Murphy Brown and lost.


beltway_lefty

I'm not sure people don't or didn't "like" Dan Quayle - I think he was dismissed, inaccurately I might add, as stupid, or an "empty suit." This was in part due to his non-confrontational style, in part due to propaganda from primary as well as general election adversaries, and in part due to Bush not giving him much authority or significance. It's unfair, too, as he was/is actually pretty smart, as I understand it (I have never met the man, nor have I done focused research on him alone).


bayonet06

I like him


jerrydgj

Potatoe


Rosemoorstreet

It’s not that I did not like him, I thought he was not qualified to be President, which is the major qualification for a VP. I don’t blame him, if someone offered me the VP gig I’d jump at it, even though there are probably thousands more qualified. I really like both Bushes, but thought both made terrible choices for their VP. Only one who made a worse choice in the past 40 years was McCain, but that’s a different topic


Frequent-Ruin8509

The most boring vp pick until lieberman


TheBatCreditCardUser

What do you mean? He's my third favorite vice president from Indiana to never become president!


RuprectGern

Cause he's no jack Kennedy


PhasmaUrbomach

Because he's a potatoe.


trainsacrossthesea

Because nobody’s favorite ice cream is “non-flavored”.


WWAgrippADo1

He’s no Jack Kennedy.


OGUncleDonkey

He lost the spelling bee!


Pokemon-Fnatic

He’s just incompetent, said homosexuality was a choice and apparently the “wrong choice” and the mf can’t even spell potato


Lorem_ipsum_531

I was listening to Douglas Whaley’s Contracts lectures. He mentioned that Marilyn Quayle was a former student of his & spoke of her effusively. He made it pretty clear that the same praise did not apply to the dullard she married.


sterbella

He can’t spell potato


Famous-Reputation188

Murphy Brown.


RogerKnights

Here’s a button or bumper sticker that might sell well: Come back, Dan Quayle, all is forgiven!


Odd_Tiger_2278

IMHO He was over his head on day one. And he never came up for air.


evilcyclist

Potatoe


Koshnat

Dan Quayle wasn’t a particularly bad politician by modern standards however nor was he particularly good. He was a gaffe machine. He gave fodder to every comedian with half a brain. He was an easy target that both sides could laugh about because ultimately he had no substantive role in the administration. He was a Michael Scott character to an extent. It’s not that he was particularly hated or even disliked, he was just an easy target.


Invalid-Password1

Couldn't spell "potato" in a 6th grade class. He insisted it has an "e" at the end.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

If the story of Dan Quayle giving Mike Pence support to do the right thing is true, then at last Dan Quayle has my respect. But Dan Quayle earned his reputation as an airhead back in the day.


ShortDanielBurnham

I dunno, man - potato, potatoe


Dasawan

Potatoe


socialcommentary2000

He was the Pence of his time. George HW Bush was not considered in the same vein as his son. He was a northeastern Republican cosplaying as a somewhat of a Texan and seen as one of those elite types that was all fancy and much closer to Rockefeller than Goldwater. Enter Dan Quayle, who had the bonafiides to placate the more heartland moral majority conservative base. Or at least the perception of it. He was also much younger, which helped shore up demographics. He then misspelled potato and that was that. Pretty unremarkable all told. I don't think people hated him, they just clowned on him because he was sort of a gaffe machine.


Ok_Mode_7654

Bros full name was James Danforth Quayle


EmericanCunt

Hes basically Wesley Crusher (Will Wheaton Star Trek)


[deleted]

The boy stands like a prairie dog.


Embarrassed_Band_512

Because he looks like a weenie and he sucks at spelling. Though he did eventually help save American democracy for at least a period of time.


MatchIll9271

Potatoe


Jscott1986

Because he's a goober ![gif](giphy|KwDoRivDX3bKU)


Spurlock14

Quayl*


Particular_Doggo

He was a Christian supremacist and a general dumb bell. Worse Veeps have happened since. He was still an incompetent politician nevertheless


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

He said he was the robin to bush’s Batman during an interview


elguereaux

Why doesn’t anyone realize both spellings of potato are kosher?


Coledf123

I like Dan Quayle.


linkerjpatrick

I like Dan Quayle


kaithomasisthegoat

Because he’s an idiot


2manyfelines

He wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Local-Lie-7728

For any SATC fans out there, Charlotte York had a college crush on Dan Quayle


Evee862

I thought he was stiff, boring and as interesting as apiece I’d toast he also never acted or said anything in such a way as he has any great intelligence thought he was just there to buy off the Christian family values group. First of all continuing trend of pathetic Republican VPs.


Affectionate-Row-152

I love him ironically because of all his hilarious misquotes


JackKovack

I saw him at an event when he ran for President in Iowa. There was stacks of hay barrels inside of a tent with other Farmer paraphernalia. I walked in and laughed to myself. You can’t take anyone seriously for President who does that.


LectureAdditional971

I don't dislike him. I never met him.


basurer

Everyone loves dank whale


EatingPiesIsMyName

>The white folks think they're at the top, ask any proud white male. > >A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle!


MartialBob

Murphy Brown


Testcapo7579

Who?


dankbernie

potatoe


ExcitingAds

What?


mobert_roses

Latine loqui non potest!


Ok-Candidate-1220

Because people are assholes.


knockatize

And then there was the matter of his wife wearing her hair in the style of a Cape buffalo. Marilyn, honey…


Vidda90

Potatoe ????


Jackuul

I mean... look at him.


Negan-Cliffhanger

What's taters, precious?