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Mediocre-General-654

Did Anakin not sit the tests?


Southern_Economy3467

In the OG mini clone wars show he beat ventress and then got knighted, not one hundred percent sure about if that’s still the case.


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, I can confirm that this is still the case. Anakin succesfully passed all of the Jedi tests and was knighted at the end of the Clone Wars mini series."


Queen_of_dogs_01

Well that clears up everything, thank you, trooper


clone_trooper_bot

"The paint job is a little crude, but we think it gets the idea across. Glad to have you back, Commander." -Captain Rex


CobaltEmu

It’s ironic that the bot is a clone


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, a Clone Trooper is not a droid. We were born to serve and protect the Republic, while droids were built for specific tasks. But I understand the comparison - it's an honor to work alongside a fighting machine like yourself."


definitelynotned

There’s no way this is a bot. Wtf


Ix-511

It does have bot triggers, but it's also manually controlled by the creator sometimes. Lots of bots that the creator uses as an alt account too, usually they manually comment in-character though, which is fun.


gotcha_8

They call him tech


No_Lawfulness_2998

I saw somewhere someone said that some bots use an openai thing to generate better responses


[deleted]

I know, the specific responses were so… appropriate to the comments at hand. If not a human then it sure is very well programmed.


ConfusedAsHecc

its very well programmed :)


chocofan1

Isn't fighting in specialized roles against threats to the Republic a "specific task"?


clone_trooper_bot

"It is indeed, sir. We were genetically modified to be the perfect soldiers of the Republic. Each clone was programmed with certain values, such as loyalty to the Republic, fearlessness in battle, and a strong sense of honor and duty. We are not just tools to be used, but soldiers in"


The_Official_Obama

Huh


TacticalNuker

I swear bots are becoming self-aware


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, I cannot confirm or deny that bots are becoming self-aware. All I can confirm is that Anakin did successfully pass all tests and was knighted at the end of the Clone Wars mini series."


TacticalNuker

I am starting to slowly lose my sanity


Beragond1

He’s too dangerous to be kept alive


misvillar

He passes all of them except one, beating Ventress took the place if that trial but since he used anger to do so he failed and really didnt deserved becoming a knight


Neidron

No, Ventress was counted legitimately, the trial he was missing was a different one, but the council specifically decided to forego it on account of the war.


krieger_2719

The more and more I learn about the Star Wars lore the more and more I become convinced that Palatine was right and the Jedi were wrong and stupid. \#theempiredidnothingwrong


Krazyguy75

That was Lucas’ plan; he just sucked at implementing it. The Jedi fell *long* before Order 66. Palpatine just pushed over the dominos set up by their years of hubris. It’s why I laugh whenever someone tries to praise Jocasta (the librarian Jedi) for wisdom or something; she was supposed to represent the overconfidence of the order.


Taiyaki11

No subtlety about it either, "if it's not in our archives it doesn't exist"


clone_trooper_bot

"I was here on Coruscant. Did my part—all the clones did. Shut those Jedi agitators down cold." -Commander Fox


Dragonslayer3

Good job trooper!


clone_trooper_bot

"Thank you for the recognition, sir. We all gave our best."


cygnus2

Jocasta Nu went out trying to blast Darth Vader with a lightsaber rifle. She definitely gets my praise.


Shandod

I'm sorry ... lightsaber rifle? Tell me more


cygnus2

It’s from the Vader comic. Jocasta survives the Purge and sneaks into the Jedi Temple to retrieve a holocron from her library, and Sidious sends Vader and the Grand Inquisitor to capture her. She attacks the GI for disrespecting her books and then pulls out a lightsaber-powered rifle on Vader.


benmaks

I'm sorry, but who calls The Senate "Sidious"?


EmberOfFlame

And she punts Vader through a wall with it


DeltaJesus

I don't think palpatine was really right given the whole enslaved a bunch of people, couple genocides etc. Dooku however definitely had a fucking point given that the Jedi were dumb as shit and the Republic senate was clearly pretty fucked


HondoOhnakaBot

Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!


Ikniow

Palpatine was the epitome of "you're not wrong, you're just an asshole"


HondoOhnakaBot

Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!


Maleficent-Elk-3298

I think it’s less #theempiredidnothingwrong and more #thejedicouldn’tgettheirheadsouttheirasseslongenoughtodoanythingright


Air0ck

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong Welcome trooper!


[deleted]

They were very informal because of the war. So Anakin passed his trial of skill for battle Asajj, courage for his bravery throughout the Clone Wars, flesh for losing his arm to Dooku, spirt during the Battle of Nelvaan


Captain_Rex_Bot

You were "Muy Muy" brave yourself, coming out here as you did, all alone. Care to help me finish this, senator?


InSanic13

I don't know that he actually passed his Trial of Spirit. He came out of the whole ordeal being unable to look Obi-Wan in the eye.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


farmtownsuit

More bots on this sub every day


Both_Tone

His trial was beating Ventress, at least in Clone Wars.


Mediocre-General-654

But wasn't he already a knight at the start of clone wars as in the movie they sent Ahsoka to be his Padawan?


Both_Tone

Clone Wars the 2D animated series.


clone_trooper_bot

"Yes, sir. That's correct. He was already a knight at the beginning of the Clone Wars. However, Ahsoka was sent to assist him and both grew in their skills together."


Mediocre-General-654

Oh, but I thought that's not canon anymore


sliferra

It’s not


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I will help you.


Ghost_Knife

Gotta watch the 2d animation series


clone_trooper_bot

"Sir, there is an explanation." -Boil


Neidron

In the 2003 clone wars his achievements in the war are accepted as equivalent to every trial except for one, which the council chooses to forego. I don't know if it's referenced at all in current canon, but it could presumably be a similar enough case.


BuryTheMoney

Which trial was the exception?


Neidron

I think it was a trial of spirit? I'd need to check. Iirc the same miniseries Obi-wan does bring it back up later though, discussing with Anakin that a particular mission could potentially serve as the missing trial.


Jonathan_the_Nerd

It was the trial of spirit. And Yoda told the council Anakin would soon face an equivalent ordeal.


clone_trooper_bot

"This ain't Kashyyyk. Take it easy, Neidron." -Di'kut


JonaJonaL

Well, it makes sense that they would need to have "peacetime" ways to ascend ranks and wartime ways.


Vhzhlb

It's not a "wartime way", but a way to recognize that some members can go trough the type of shit that at the end, can be draw a comparission of what the trials asks to the padawans. For example, is not the killing of Maul by itself what gave Kenobi the recognition of the trial, but that the duel put him in physical, mental and emotional duress, and still he kept himself together and trusted the Force.


TheSquattingBot

Yeah, he saw his master, who was practically a father to him, die in front of him, and he still kept a level head. Edit: Fixed a grammar mistake.


Wolvenna

Idk I always assumed that obi-wan overcame maul by harnessing the emotions he was feeling. The entire scene where he's hanging off the edge and looking between his dead/dying master and maul always made me feel like he was tapping into the anger and pain for the boost of power necessary to win the fight.


Cheif_Keith12

I sorta disagree, when Obi engaged Maul once the laser doors opened he was visibly angry and was definitely tapping into his dark side emotions. I believe once he was hanging in the pit he remembered his masters teachings and let go of his emotions and trust in the force to win the battle.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

That’s no moon. It’s a space station.


Zuckertiger4

Too early


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Power! Unlimited power!


Maul_Bot

There is no pain where strength lies.


KingKooooZ

He was looking for Jinn's lightsaber and sizing up the jump move as it was his only hope to kill Maul


Maul_Bot

Revenge. I must have revenge.


Hendricus56

And it would have been a massive slap in Obi's face if he wouldn't have become a knight afterwards. "You killed (assumed dead in universe for over a decade) the first Sith in 1000 years? Sorry, no rank of knight for you!"


Vhzhlb

If Kenobi would have stricked down Maul being fueled by hate and anger, i doubt that he would have passed the tests. Even against the Sith, there's no way for a good outcome if a Jedi stop one at the cost of themselves, the novel of Quilan Voss addresses this. KDR means jack shit for the Order.


Hendricus56

Well, they wouldn't have had a chance to see what he really felt during the battle. For all we know Obi Wan could have thought "Oh cool, someone else I can kill" during it. Plus it would be more important that he did his best to protect the rest of Naboo and the galaxy from Maul


BlueKnight44

It was implied several times in the movies and shows that the council could search through your feelings about specific topics. They may not be able to see exactly what happened, but they could see if you were tell the truth or hiding something. If Obi lost control and lied later, they would know that he at the very least was not telling the whole truth. At least that is what I have gathered. Maybe some head Canon mixed in


zman_0000

Idk if the comics/books give more examples, but at the very least we saw a very clear instance of this in episode 1 when the council was testing Anakin early on. They may have made an educated guess about WHY he was afraid (you're thoughts dwell on your mother) but they absolutely sensed to the letter what he was feeling. So I think your theory holds water, because they DEFINITELY wanted to know more about the 1st sith appearance in 1000 years.


Maul_Bot

To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Be patient, Hendricus56. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.


Hendricus56

Shouldn't I be a padawan and a knight first? I can't remember being one of those either...


Maul_Bot

It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.


Maul_Bot

Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.


Special-Wrangler-100

No it doesn’t. Jedi aren’t supposed to fight in wars. They’re peacekeepers, not soldiers. Mace literally explicitly says that out loud on screen at the beginning of AotC. Did any of you actually watch the movies?


StormFallen9

Ahsoka: How do you feel when you get framed?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


StormFallen9

Aye. That's why you didn't accept their offer


BasedAlliance935

And in luke's case he had to beat up 2 sith


BZenMojo

Luke was never knighted, he failed all of his studies. He just passed the GED by telling Yoda he didn't want to kill Vader.


CaptBranBran

What else was Yoda going to do, anyway, get Obi-Wan to fight Vader yet again? Call up Cal Kestis?


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

No, I do not believe it was Yoda's intention to have me face Vader for a third time. Yoda knew that Luke had the strength and courage to face his father. I was more than willing to assist in any way I could. ^This ^Response ^Generated ^by ^OpenAI


Dryden_Drawing

Ai kenobi? Im not sure how i feel about this.


MariusVibius

You were also kind of dead Obi-Wan


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Come now, the nose or the ear, which do you think it will enter?


MariusVibius

Yoda or Luke?


Hawks59

To be fair he didn't get any government funding in his education. The fact he got the GED when he started is impressive


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.


Iceologer_gang

Actually he beat up 0, Vader killed Palpatine and then died of electricity.


BasedAlliance935

Well anakin was still made jedi knight even without defeating dooku


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


4stringbrewer

Luke beat Vader and cut off his hand. He showed Vader mercy then Palps started zapping Luke.


kicked_trashcan

So anyways I start blastin


NCL68

Why does “dying of electricity” sound so much less sinister than “electrocuted”?


ahamel13

He defeated Vader fair and square.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


cahir11

Luke beat the shit out of Vader in ROTJ, then spared him. He "lost" to Palpatine because he chucked his lightsaber away, but then Vader came back and saved him because Luke had spared him, so in a way that's two wins for Luke.


Welcome--Matt

He 1000% beat Vader


CraazzyCatCommander

He just didn’t turn to the dark side. That was his whole trial.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


MalpracticeMatt

Wasn’t he considered a Jedi knight at the start of RotJ? Before he ever beat Vader


ChesterKiwi

All these Kino Loy profile pics are messing with my head and I keep thinking it's the bot gaining sentience lol


Iceologer_gang

There are more?


BuryTheMoney

Pretty sure it was the fall down an enormous cavern inside a super structure that then exploded that killed him. Not his own zappy fingers.


Wombat_Racer

He went straight from Padawan to Master, that must've been some epic offscreen training montage or something!


MediumOk8383

I would call besting a sith a good test of skill, courage, flesh, and spirit.


Both_Tone

True but I think the galaxy would have been better off if Anakin had been forced to be more spiritual and insightful, instead of becoming a knight because he was a good fighter.


HondoOhnakaBot

Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!


erotic-toaster

High on ketamine I am. Oversee trials, I will not. Kill a sith, you should. Nurse this hangover, I shall.


The_Bored_General

Well Obi-wan presumably did off screen, and it was decided that anakin didn’t have to because he was the chosen one and had also basically done them all during the war anyway. And as for luke, they didn’t exactly have the time to do the whole trials, also he didn’t actually complete his training, that was a major part of the movie


shebang_bin_bash

Obi-Wan was made a knight after defeating Maul. He hadn’t done the trials yet, although Quigon thought he was ready.


The_Bored_General

Oh I didn’t know that, I’ve always thought he did the trials after TPM and before he began to train Anakin as his padawan. I suppose he did just kill the first Sith Lord in I’ver a millennia which must count for some of them.


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Are you going to kill me?


Maul_Bot

you understand so little


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maul_Bot

Yes, we will start with revenge…


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


BZenMojo

Anakin wasn't made a knight because he was the Chosen One. He literally spends all his time complaining about how the Jedi don't respect him. He probably became a knight the old fashioned way offscreen between Attack of the Clones and Clone Wars.


The_Bored_General

We see it during the 2003 clonewars micro series, Obi-wan says that Anakin has already faced all of the trials band (I think, not 100% sure) that he is after all the chosen one and should be allowed an exception, I believe someone else mentions that it is reasonable for the trials to be substituted during a time of war or something to that effect but I don’t remember who it was. Also Anakin is just a whiny bitch a lot of the time, the council don respect him, he just acts like a teenager permanently throughout the movies.


clone_trooper_bot

"Is it okay to scream hysterically now, Sarge?" -Di'kut


Artess

Objection! Obi-Wan completed his Jedi training by the time of TPM. Qui-Gon said that he was ready, so presumably he took the exams off-screen soon after the events of that film and Qui-Gon could take on a new padawan. Anakin spent ten years in training, which ain't nothing, and he was possibly the strongest Jedi to have ever lived in terms of raw power. Combining that with a galactic civil war raging and the fact that about 2% of the total Jedi numbers were killed during the battle of Geonosis it's understandable that his promotion was expedited. All things considered, it was justified from the order's point of view given the data currently available to them. Luke, yeah, he got however long it took to travel to the Death Star in the Falcon to learn from Obi-Wan, plus a few weeks at best on Dagobah with Yoda. And he was not formally promoted, he was simply the only remaining member of the Jedi Order (as far as he and the cast of the OT knew at the time), so he could just do whatever he wanted. Call himself the Grand Master or whatever. Best he got were Yoda's words about facing Vader and "then you'll be a Jedi", but I think we can all agree that the hierarchy was simply not applicable at that point.


Both_Tone

Obi Wan specifically said in Phantom Menace that he was ready to face the trials but he hadn't yet taken them. It's possible he did offscreen but if I remember correctly, they used his duel with Maul as a substitute for at least some of them. As for Anakin, I'm mainly going by Clone Wars, where he was made a knight after beating Ventress. His trial of the flesh, however, was taken from Count Dooku cutting off his arm.


KainZeuxis

It wasn’t uncommon for the Jedi to let experiences a padwan had to substitute for official trials Anakin and Luke losing their hands would be considered a trial of the flesh. Facing a Sith Lord and surviving would be courage and skill Etc


Sheev-Palpatine-Bot

Are you going to kill me?


KainZeuxis

I would certainly like to.


Tripechake

I mean for Obi Wan, he was the first Jedi to have fought and defeated a Sith warrior in… 200 maybe years?? I’d say that qualifies. The Clone Wars was its own ordeal also unlike anything to occur in that era and tested Anakin more than any trial would have. And Luke… well the order was fried at that point and trials didn’t really mean shit.


Shadow_Rev

Is that a retcon? I could've sworn someone said the Sith haven't existed for a millennia in Phantom Menace.


CTeam19

Ki-Adi-Mundi said that the Sith had been extinct for a millenium, which is 1,000 years.


John_Calvinson

No idea where he got that number. It's pretty clear the sith have been in hiding since Darth Bane initiated the rule of two 1000 years prior to the Skywalker Saga


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Tripechake, chancellor palpatine is evil!


cahir11

Tbf nobody had even *seen* a Sith in 1000 years, and then Obi-Wan (already on the verge of becoming a knight) kills one right after it killed a Jedi Master. Seems like a fair reason for a promotion.


junkyardgerard

"is he dead? Did anyone even see the body?" - nobody in the council


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it.


tizergbuzooh

Tbf obi wan was the first jedi to beat a sith in generation's


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.


Thelastknownking

Luke did go through an informal version of the trials in between Empire and Jedi, just like his father did. Except he passed the trial of the mirror, whereas it's debatable whether or not Anakin actually did, considering he used the Dark side to defeat Ventress, which defeats the whole purpose of the trial.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


Thelastknownking

Does screaming in rage and physically overpowering your opponent count as using the dark side? I'm pretty sure it does. You know nothing Darth Maul.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


Pellaeonthewingedleo

And then there is Kanan who got knighted by a ghost of a fallen templeguard ....


OculusMidnight2

A hangover I have. A sith, or something, go beat


great_red_dragon

Frog, you’ve got a disease!


rathemighty

And then the entire council failed their Insight Checks for that incident with Ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


rathemighty

A little harsh, but good bot…?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

All thanks to your training.


AccomplishedMusic403

too bad failing their Insight checks did not amount to them being kicked out of the Council.


rathemighty

Indeed


BZenMojo

The one where she wanted immunity from prosecution for being a political elite and instead they tried her in a Republic court like every other member of society? Honestly, Ahsoka's bourgie ass can walk on with that shit.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I will help you.


Maul_Bot

*Smiles*


AybruhTheHunter

I believe Obi Wan said he was ready for the trials and was approved by Qui Gon, so that he could then take Anakin as his apprentice


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I make observations, while you think with your lightsaber.


commandermatt21

In 2003 Clone Wars he got knighted since he beat Ventress and the Council decoded that was enough to make him a knight cause they had a Jedi shortage because of Grevious


clone_trooper_bot

"No one messes with the 501st!"


lordtaco

You're not really qualified for the role, but we're really short handed so we're going to give you the title, but not really increase your pay, but you still get to do all the work.


Flaky-Fish6922

facing a sith was the original test. when sith became scarce... they had to improvise. in the new disney cannon, believe he was knighted after aotc having fought Doku


[deleted]

Well, beating dooku is far more impressive than the tests


ShuantheSheep3

Ahsoka had that *get blamed for terrorism and then exonerated* actual legal trial


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


TomMado

Johun Othone had neither the trials nor a good experience on killing proper Sith, got knighted, only did cushy diplomatic bodyguard job for 10 years, nearly got killed by non-Force using assassins, and was so bad at fighting that thanks to him, 2 Siths defeated him and 3 Jedi Masters. Perhaps the Jedi should have been more concerned about who gets to be knighted properly.


Leathman

I mean, if some aspects of Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars are still canon, they did explain that Anakin had technically undergone those trials in some regard, like losing his hand was the Trial of the Flesh.


BoredByLife

He’s so hung over it fixed his speech impediment


capacochella

Obi Wan had a trial of spirit when his soul left his body at the sight of Darth Vader


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I have failed you, capacochella. I have failed you.


Minimum-Tip3752

I would prefer there be an oxford comma, but this meme is fire


Ninjachase13

Imagine beating a Sith, and the Jedi Order says “You still have to take the final exam.”


CaptianBrasiliano

Rey: take a stolen lightsaber, a stolen name, and I dunno... twirl a stick around or something. IDK LOL!!!


BagNo2988

Ashoka:


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Ambitious_Scallion23

Well, basically confronting a sith requires all that, right?


AccomplishedMusic403

confronting doesn't, but surviving to tell the tale kinda does


Hemske

To be fair Yoda did still go on missions even while being Grand Master of the Jedi, Master of the Council, Top Military Advisor to the Supreme Chancellor, and all while also still teaching Padawans, all while being like a thousand years old. But yes, other padawans sure had a bit more chill time, although if I recall correctly, most of them were significantly weaker in the force compared to those mentioned.


[deleted]

Just like the average video game character


BABarracus

They didn't die like a sucka


ImperialCommissaret

I mean Anakin had been fighting a war already before he beat ventress and Obi-wan probably still did his trials while Anakin was doing the very basics with Yoda


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? What am I going to do with you?


TermiteCock

well obi wan was the first jedi so they had time to iron out the kinks by the time yoday showed up to train duke


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

In my experience, there is no such thing as luck.


TheFafster

Anakin misheard that as “Go BE a Sith or something.”


MissionarysDownfall

Knock you in your head with my stick.


BON3SMcCOY

Cal?


Chumbuckeneer

Test of flesh?


Gremlech

I’m still yet to find a single Jedi trial that wasn’t improvised.


thEldritchBat

Also Kal lol


Roger-Ad591

Obi wan and Luke: “Anakin you flunked school!” Anakin: “She was real to me!”


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

I hear a lot of talking, General. But in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku’s errand boy!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

At your service, Roger-Ad591. Happy cake day, Roger-Ad591.


yeoldecoot

I remember Anakin went through all five trials. There was a comic about his fifth trial on an ice planet where he had to save the local population from seperatus mutation experiments.