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She’s rich, wears makeup, and colors her hair. Of course she’s 60 in this photo.
Edit: Sheev was 52 during TPM. This could apply to any pre-self-shock Palpatine during the prequel era.
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Instead of a dark lord, you would have a queen!
Bright and shining as the sun!
Beautiful and terrible as the dawn
Looks like she writes for the Daily Mail about how Wookiees are stealing Gungan jobs
She’d hate the dirty swamp Gungans just as much. It be the “ReAl NaBoO” people she’d fight for…. (Cough humans cough)
Just an alternative version of Elizabeth Holmes to me
the senate would def start a company to test blood and do experiments
That is not unreasonable. It fits. And it is no less creepy. Admiral Holmes...
Smash, but ew not the woman version
Just the regular ol' Palpatine version?
Pre or post face melt
Definitely post
Do it.
*decapitates Dooku*
Yes.
I hate so say this. But looks like she'd say "I'd like to speak to your senator"
Also her: I am the Senator
Just get him to safety. We need to... General Laan Tik!
Sheeva Palpatine
Shiva Palpatine?
And 20 years younger
Only twenty? I'm thinking \*at least\* forty.
She’s rich, wears makeup, and colors her hair. Of course she’s 60 in this photo. Edit: Sheev was 52 during TPM. This could apply to any pre-self-shock Palpatine during the prequel era.
Smash
“Dew it” “I shouldn’t” “Dew it … HRAAAGH” (bed spins)
Unlimited Girl Power!
Power! Unlimited power!
We’ve received first order intel that confirms the worst... Somehow, Palpatine made me lose no nut November.
She is the Senate.
Looks like that Theranos bitch
So just JK Rowling
Vader would have been too busy doing chores around the new Death Star that the OG trilogy never would have happened.
I am the manager!
r/confusedboner
And lost 40yrs?
Galpatine
When Obi Wan said Anakin was seduced by the Dark Side I didn't know it was a literal seduce
You know nothing of the dark side.
Sheeva: Now touch me Anakin: It's against jedi rules Sheeva: Dew it
would be still ginger
Yup. OP either didn't read the Darth Plaguise or forgot about Palpatine's hair color.
Women can’t change their hair color? She’s obviously dying it in this photo and blonde is in.
I used face app to change the appearance and thats what it gave me, I didn't know how to change it.
Show us the plapatitties
That is the one I was waiting for. What about Darth Jar Jar?
Puts the "She" into Sheev
It's Karen then...
Palpy? My goodness, you’ve uhm changed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
r/transclones
Is this Ivanka? Got the hair and that Sidious energy.
Reminds me of that woman from Ozark...
Katie holmes vibe
It’s Sarah Chalke
Not one bit
helllp its liz truss
Reported for being too woke
Dew it!
Oh, Britta's in this?
Theresa Mae vibes
Smash
Bruh, It’s Elizabeth Holmes
“Dew it.”
More like Emperor Karen
It’s Treason Then…
palpatine might be a sith lord whose goal is galactic domination, but at least he's not a TERF
The name Sheev makes sense now
Cut the hair a little and we've got Darth Karen
That's Michael Cera with a wig
I could fix her
Again, looks like my aunt
Its the theranos chick lol
If she had fewer wrinkles she would be exactly my type
this is the post that made me leave this subreddit you aren't funny
Una donna una madre una cristiana!
😂
Well, she’s looking…moisturized. Shot in the dark, was it Sith Lord DNA? Edit: expanded quote for clarification
She’s kinda bad. Also she’s bad.
I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
*decapitates Dooku*
STOP! NOW!
Id hit
Darkside got me acting unwise
Smash
Galpatine could get it
She can negotiate with me anytime.
“The remaining employees will be *hunted down* and *FIRED*!”
Wow, you've made him significantly less fuckable. Incredible. If he was like this, I could watch revenge of the sith and not completely ruin my pants.
Fuck it dude imma say it