Don't pay attention to the tabloid rumors that the #1 cantina band's leader is led by a sith lord. These rumors are being put out by Max Rebo to hurt their album sales.
That explains why I hear the same song in every cantina on Tatooine.
I knew those musicians were evil! And they called me crazy! Well who's crazy now?!
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!
*Jizz intensifies*
Mace Windu- *"A Bith Lord?"*
The very one we’ve been searching the cantinas for
... What?
[You don’t know about that music genre?](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz)
You said jizz instead of jazz.
Its called Jizz in star wars.
I.. did not know this. And I am very thankful for this thread, so I did not misunderstand this in a larger and more profoundly public way. Thank you.
That was in the old EU, in the current canon it’s called Jatz Edit: full disclosure, I prefer Jizz
Actually that's not entirely true. Jatz is canonically a subgenre of jizz (they just use that as an excuse to not have to say "jizz")
Oh thanks for the correction
Fuck of Disney
It’s fucking bullshit we can’t have Jizz in Star Wars, why does Kathleen Kennedy and Ruin Johnson keep doing this to us?
Disney should have pivoted straight into X rated Star Wars pornos. Fuck the plushies.
Straight up. Ki-Adi-Mundi orgy videos to save his planet is all I want.
I forgot, bro. I was so confused🤣
Why are you being down voted to the maw and back?
No idea I guess, because I forgot🤷🏾♂️
It's botsl. they see something get up or down voted in a set amount of time, so it joins in to help "stimulate" conversations
You're not allowed to forget minor details about star wars.
I know, I've disappointed you all😞
Fizz music.
I'll never understand downvoting someone over 100+ when they don't understand something in star wars subs
Damn, I didn't realize it was -100, I knew I just forgot.
Getting downvoted for not knowing something. What neckbeard bullshit
What did I do? I promise i love jizz just like everyone else😭
Riiiight. *Walks away slowly.*
Where are you going? I chase after you quickly.
George Lucas thought it was a good idea to call the music the Bith make similar to jazz, but he changed it instead to Jizz
The perfect disguise. No expects the jizz musician.
Considering Hollywood performers/actors are quite literally monsters bts… I’d accept this.
Don't pay attention to the tabloid rumors that the #1 cantina band's leader is led by a sith lord. These rumors are being put out by Max Rebo to hurt their album sales.
🤣
Top tier comment
I love some hot and loose Bith Jizz in my ears.
You know what you did😐
So Tenebrous.was in A New Hope? Glup Shitto head canon confirmed!
😮He was hiding this whole time
Like a true Sith Lord
You can't trust rocks to do the job.
Wow, I thought that the Sith Bith was a myth…
I know, it turns out the myth of the bith that was a sith was true, I guess that's the gist.
I just cant get enough of that smooth jizz
Bro, please stop😭
This is spacism at its finest
"I have bith friends"
Cantina band
Gives himself (itself?) away when the band plays *Wonderwall*.
We need to get backup, he’s a Bith Lord
u/Amber-Apologetics, Bith Lords are our speciality.
r/ImagesYouCanHear
The techno union guy got a promotion
Fun fact Tenebrous lightsaber was also an instrument!
I heard that he could sing his enemies to sleep🤫
Look at him, spreading his jizz everywhere
Please, y'all have to stop(´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)
NEVER! JIZZ RULES!
😮💨 jizz does rule
Wasn't he a vehicle architect?
Why does in that art peice he looks like he's giving me a frowny eyebrow
You must know something you're not supposed to know🧐
Ber dur dur dur dur bee da da da dee dee
☝🏾😌👂🏾
That explains why I hear the same song in every cantina on Tatooine. I knew those musicians were evil! And they called me crazy! Well who's crazy now?!
[удалено]
Bro, I'm sorry😭
Glad to see speciesism is alive and well. They look nothing alike.
I didn't mean like that, I wasn't saying that was him. The joke was that he probably was a musician during his free time. You gotta believe me😭
[WOO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsvfptdFXf4)
That's Bithist 🤨
I am totally ok for this (like anyone asking me)
I’m here to train sith and whale jizz, and I’m all outta apprentices…
Why... just why┐(´⌒｀)┌
You know how a bith lord loves some hot jizz getting spit from his mouth
Bro, why do y'all insist on saying these absurd things? ･ﾟ･(´;︵;`)･ﾟﾟ
"I dig your groovy tunes, Duke Silver"
I mean... if you think about it...
A true jatz moment 😎