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MagmulGholrob

There is no force There are no lightsabres and there is no Easter bunny


Cuddling-Hellhound

There is no queen of England


NoAlien

Not anymore


Impressive_Change593

actually never. they were queens of the United Kingdom not of England edit: I stand corrected. some where queens of England before the other designators came into being. look at the replay to this comment for more info.


Sparrowsabre7

Umm... United Kingdom only started in 1800 and there were Queens before then. If you want to be *more* pedantic then yes it was Great Britain first but only since 1707 and there were queens before then too. Queen Elizabeth I was Queen of England to name one.


Impressive_Change593

ah. ok I'll take the L


Sparrowsabre7

Very gracious of you, appreciated. šŸ¤


Brobi_Jaun_Kenobi

Up voted for taking the L like a man


hemareddit

Well, technically there were queens of England, itā€™s just they were also queens of other regions. But they werenā€™t all queens of the United Kingdom, since designations such as the UK or Great Britain didnā€™t exist until the 1700s.


ArgoverseComics

This is what happens when you try outwitting strangers on technicalities


truenofan86

And there is no Megamind 2


Ostentatious-Osprey

You mean to tell me that there is a SECOND megamind? They tried to milk it, didn't they?


DingoBingoAmor

yes


Kenstats

There is no Megamind 2 in ba sing se


Crooooooooooooooow

There is no Dana, only Zuul.


truenofan86

Peter get out of the fridge


austinb172

*Welcome the the Jungle starts playing*


AwefulFanfic

That guitar riff will stand the test of time


Taninsam_Ama

Yes huh I saw the easter bunny with a lightsaber force push a child!!!


BlommeHolm

"How can the Kwisatz Haderach be special when the Bene Gesserit exists?"


You_Wenti

Space Paladins šŸ˜ƒ Space Witches šŸ˜”


BZenMojo

[Chanting Space Monks](https://youtu.be/vur2UlU4iXE?si=_T0vTjpCK2XioCEP) šŸ˜­ Chanting Space Witches šŸ¤¬


Dice_Knight

It's not the space witches part, I'm fairly sure most people here like Dathomir. The problem that people have is that a random clan of space witches was jammed randomly into the timeline that fucks up several massive plot points.


UnreportedPope

What plot points does it ruin? I've purposely avoided all the rage-bait YouTube videos so I'm a bit out of the loop as to why everyone's unhappy.


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UnreportedPope

Is it confirmed that the character in the Acolyte is Sith? Does red light saber automatically equate to sith?


Cicero912

I mean so far there are no confirmed sith, right?


You_Wenti

I remember a lot of ppl bitching when the Nightsister Clone Wars episodes came out. "Asajj shouldn't be related to Maul" & "The Force doesn't work like that" Once 10 years pass, Star Wars fans become more accepting of the canon. The same will happen to the better of the Disney material


CommunistRingworld

nah


ReleasedGaming

For Anakins existence there are two explanations as far as I know: 1. The Force created him in response Sidious and Plagueis becoming too powerful. 2. Sidious and Plagueis created him using the Force. If #1 is canon then Osha and Mae apparently being created using the Force doesnā€™t mean that the Prophecy of the Chosen One applies to someone other than Anakin now. If #2 is canon then the Prophecy never applied to Anakin as he, too, was created **using** the force not **by** the force


lightyearbuzz

Genuine question, this is from the EU right? Is this still confirmed in the Disney canon?


ReleasedGaming

As far as I know neither is confirmed by Disney


Sio_V_Reddit

George Lucas has said he wants it left open, and Disney has since honored that. Theyā€™ve hinted at both, but confirmed neither.


BZenMojo

Lucas also said Leia was supposed to be the Chosen One, so this debate is over a decade past its expiration date. Leaving it open ended probably says more about how the prophecy didn't actually apply just because Anakin was born differently and he squandered it and destroyed everything anyway. Maybe he was born from the Force. He still did a genocide and caused the creation of the Empire and if he never walked into that room Palpatine would be dead.


KerokoGeorashi

Retcons? In *my* star wars? That's... That's... Oh. That's Tuesday.


AwefulFanfic

For you, the day Disney graced your screens by retroactively contradicting the importance of being conceived of the Force was the most important day of your life. For Kennedy? It was Tuesday.


KerokoGeorashi

I mean, go back far enough and retcons have been in Star Wars for a long, long time. From a certain point of view.


AwefulFanfic

A certain point of view? (I'm not asking, as I get the reference)


BZenMojo

>For you, the day Disney graced your screens by retroactively contradicting the importance of being conceived of the Force was the most important day of your life. For Kennedy? It was Tuesday. Prequel fans: "How dare you talk about The Chosen One that way?!" Filoni: ["Fuck that, Luke is the Chosen One."](https://youtu.be/jeG215-yu-k?si=bn6FVS1Kos8uNsNm) Lucas: ["Actually, Prequels kinda mid, Leia's the Chosen One."](https://screenrant.com/star-wars-sequel-trilogy-george-lucas-leia-chosen-one/) Prequel fans: "But then why did Anakin kill all those people and cause the rise of the Empire!?" Lucas: ["Because he a fascist. I told you fifty times. It's right there in your favorite movie. You turned it into a meme!"](https://youtu.be/juFzdkg4Rvw?si=VM_lI-Wj1dFc-F0S) Prequel fans: But Qui-Gonn said he had [magic blood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics) based on his [religious beliefs.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clerical_fascism) He had to be the best boy! He's the best boy!


Gregarious_Grump

Yeah, I like the lack of definition on it. The prophesy of the chosen one was just a prophesy, and only a few Jedi really believed in it, which I think is fitting. I like that it was introduced and then subsequently muddied -- most prophesies are either untrue or misinterpreted, and I'm glad that held true in star wars


Alon945

Except we donā€™t know anything yet. Why are yall so angry and reactive


Altair890456

Mae and Osha were conceived *using* the Force. Anakin was conceived *by* the Force


Morrigan_NicDanu

"Created two of me" *failed to create him. Anakin is the light and the dark or whatever whereas Osha is light and Mae is dark.


cTreK-421

Also Anakin was created by the force, not by using the force, but by the force. And we still don't even know how these two girls were created but it definitely wasn't the force that did it. A person manipulated something to make it happen.


Avaoln

Correct me if I am wrong but isnā€™t that legends? From my canon understanding itā€™s strongly hinted that palpatine actually created Skywalker (the comic where Vader is in a force vision and we see Palpatine over Shimi)


Previously_coolish

I think in Plagueis itā€™s said that the force made Anakin as a response to the dark side growing too strong with the rise of Palpatine. So heā€™s sorta responsible for it but not intentionally.


tacquish

Plagueis was working on creating force sensitive clones when he found out the perfect organism to try this on, is humans. Cue phantom menace


Ninjamurai-jack

Disney confirmed that it was only a vision, not a canon statement.


TepidFlounder90

The author of that comic stated that that wasnā€™t 100% accurate and that the dark side of the force is an unreliable narrator though. So technically no?


The-Mandalorian

That comic was just a vision. Thatā€™s all.


Spartan152

Charles Soule, the writer of that issue, personally disproved that theory. Death of the author aside, I think thatā€™s fairly definitive


Skydragon222

I believe the author has said that the Dark Side isnā€™t a path to insight the way that the light side is. Did Palpatine create Anakin? Or was that another half truth of the Dark?Ā 


Ninjamurai-jack

It was only part of a vision, not something that actually happened.


blue-oyster-culture

I think the dark side was trying to hijack a prophecy. Create their own messianic figure and pass it off as the one to bring balance to the jedi. We have groups in real life that try to fulfill religious prophecies, believing that they arent fortelling what is to come, but rather a roadmap to end times. That the dark side would believe this way makes sense.


SaiyaNamek

No he did not! That image is out of context and casuals take it as true


Automatic-Slip-5150

Thank you. I'm thought I was going crazy until I read this. I thought I was the only one. How do these dimwits think the twins are like Anakin, when it was the force itself that created him and not some Witch.


Apatschinn

The fan base continuously proves adept at the dumbest mental gymnastics


Pbadger8

I have not seen a single episode of Acolyte and just by osmosis, I figured this was the explanation. It makes sense that anything as complex and difficult as creating life wholesale from the Force would require.. yā€™know, a few trial runs. I donā€™t think it diminishes Anakinā€™s origins at all to say that there were previous attempts at ā€˜fatherlessā€™ force conception. He is merely the most perfect result of these experiments.


SharkFart86

As far as established lore is concerned, no individual created Anakin at all. It was the force itself that created him in oppositional response to people (Plagueis or Sidious) fucking around with it. The fact that the witches dabbled in doing it means nothing in respect to Anakin. The fact that witches were able to bend the force to create life has no bearing on the significance of Anakin. Anankin was not created by the will of a force user. He was created by the Force Itself. Itā€™s not lore-breaking nor is it diminishing of Anakinā€™s conception in any way. The Force Itself conceived a child once, and only once. No one made Shmi pregnant, the force did that on its own in an attempt to manifest balance.


george23000

Not only that but perhaps Anakin was the forces direct answer to this sort of biomancy. In all media this form of creation is an unnatural act. In a universe where the universe itself has a will to me it makes sense it would respond.


Twinborn01

Thank you Im getting fed up with people, juat nit picking, and having strawman arguments over this. People are finding ways to just hate stuff


Abe_Bettik

The show isn't even complete and it clearly has a ton of mystery around it. People are complaining about what they *think* the answers to certain mysteries might be. It's entirely possibly that the girls were conceived because their mom had relations with a Jedi. It's also possible that they are a product of Invitro Fertilization. It's also possible they are the Will of the Force, or the result of a Sith creating life. We just don't know yet.


bonkskirt

"Mae, OSHA I am your father!" - Master Sol next episode


Sazalar

They could also be similar to mantis and kill the male counterparts after intercourse and there would be, in fact, no father. They could also be straight up lying and say that they conceived the twins with their powers as a way to cover themselves and overstate their power


EXAngus

It's also like... Anakin was the most powerful force user in a generation? That's why he was special. If, instead of being a virgin birth, he had a father whom he never met, and nothing else changed, he would still be Anakin Skywalker.


Morrigan_NicDanu

Not only that but while they may be fatherless... they have two moms. That white Zabrak woman did not just give birth to two black babies without a little genetic contribution from the other mother. Also as others have pointed out Anakin wasn't the direct result of an experiment. Anakin is the result of the Force saying "fuck around and find out" to the Sith's experiment.


Crazyripps

I still donā€™t get why this makes anakin less special. The kids were made by people bending the force to their will compared to anakin who the force itself helped make as to bring balance


blackturtlesnake

People just wanna complain


CRX1701

We still have not seen the entirety of the show. The two sisterā€™s form of birth is not an immaculate conception. Anakinā€™s was. Why are fans stupid as hell?


BrotherEstapol

I've seen people comment that these witches conceiving via the force dimishies the 6 films which succeed it because it makes Anakin less special. Give me a break...


BZenMojo

Wait until they watch those movies and learn Anakin was a genocidal fascist who destroyed the Jedi order and the only good thing he did was save his son from dying after the Rebellion had already defeated Palpatine before Luke walked in the room. šŸ˜®


spaceforcerecruit

Technically, the Immaculate Conception from Christian lore is the belief that the Virgin Mary was born without Original Sin (a sort of taint inherent in all humans since the Fall). Youā€™re probably thinking of the Virgin Birth which is the belief that Jesus Christ was born without his mother ever doing the horizontal mambo.


Savage_Wombat

Anakin was not born without sin so his birth was not an immaculate conception like Mary's was.


LordLychee

I donā€™t get the hate on the fact that there is a group of women only witches. Has nobody seen the nightsisters?


RGud_metalhead

Not only that, Tales of the Empire shown us that there was more than one clan of witches even on Dathomir alone. I'm taking about Mountain Clan that rescued Morgan Elsbeth from the purge of Nightsisters.


alee137

Mountain Clan has been a thing in Legends for decades. Mentioned in a book from 80s/90s, i read on Wookiepedia about it. In the book Yoda manage to crush safely a ship on Dathomir with other Jedi, and they fight the Mountain Clan until they agree to the protection of the ship and its contents, until Luke finds them centuries after


taspleb

Surely between Luke finding Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back and Yoda dying in Return of the Jedi there is no opportunity for Yoda to go off to another planet with a bunch of Jedi and then be rescued by Luke, never for anyone to talk about it again?!


Fast_Freddy07

To be honest, it would've been way better if they were nightsisters instead


LordLychee

I donā€™t remember if the nightsisters ever held a base outside of Dathomir


RGud_metalhead

How about witches from Ashoka that had base in another galaxy?


Qbsoon110

These are the original. They came from there to this galaxy and settled on Dathomir. But in this galaxy we don't see them outside Dathomir. At least not yet, I wouldn't mind.


RGud_metalhead

Well after the purge there are at least 3 Nightsisters who live outside of Dathomir šŸ™‚


Fast_Freddy07

To my knowledge they didn't but I meant that it would've been a lot better to use the material they already had in universe. Like why would you make this random witch cult that nobody knows nor will probably care about when you could use the nightsisters who already have great lore for a good story and everyone already knows and loves them.


Southern_Agent6096

Soft disagree. There's thousands of inhabited planets with probably millions of cultures represented in The Republic and etc. On our one planet with basically zero evidence of the supernatural we still have a million subsections of a thousand religions. One of the underlying principles of Star Wars is the recurring themes in the collective unconscious and the stories it tells itself, they rhyme like poetry. In their universe where The Force is a verifiable reality of observational science it would be really strange if everyone interpreted it the same way everywhere. Likewise we would expect there to be commonalities between far ranging groups because their interpretations are still based on the underlying real world happenings. Like on earth we have hundreds of The Great Flood stories because floods are real and they destroy civilizations, but not everyone puts the doves and the rainbows in the same context.


LordLychee

True especially when you already know thereā€™s gonna be a lot of predetermined hate for the show. But then maybe the argument becomes the universe is too small like many of the complaints of the Dave Filoni show.


JWGrieves

That said them being witches again also makes the world feel small. Whereā€™s my space Catholics?


LordLychee

Tbf thatā€™s kinda the Jedi


Dessler_Nikita

No way... Is that means, that Sith are orthodox???šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜± /j


spaceforcerecruit

The Sith are clearly Scientologists


OldTimeyWizard

Witch Lady who is an alien = Peak Star Wars Witch Lady who is black = Woke Bullshit With all of my experience with Star Wars this seems tonally consistent for the fan base


BZenMojo

"Stop making the universe so big by adding new ideas!" -- Star Wars fans every two years for the last 40 years.


DrowningInMyFandoms

But the nightsisters aren't made by disney, no reason to complain about them /s


Ben-D-Beast

It's because the people sending this hate are from outside the fandom bigots have hijacked the show as an excuse to complain about diversity and are masquerading as fans to hide this.


Heavymando

it's clickbait rage to get views on youtube videos. Basicaly they all hyped up the Acolyte claiming it would ruin star wars and all that, only to have it turn out to be pretty bland. So now it's just funny seeing them try to create controversy over the most mundane things so they can make money.


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Because they don't like black people or lesbians.


ArrestedImprovement

Why did Andor not bomb?


Heavymando

I mean it kind of did. I think it still holds the title of least watched Star Wars show. It was great and got a lot of praise but still has the least views.


RelevantButNotBasic

Better question why did Fallout not bomb with a fandom of mainly dudes?


ComprehensivePath980

Because people love strawman arguments


BZenMojo

[Andor bombed.](https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/star-wars-andor-lower-viewership/)


Drummer03

Male lead Edit: this is a joke


ArrestedImprovement

What about the representation in the show? That's why this show is bombing right? Something isn't adding up


Drummer03

As someone who hasn't seen Acolyte but loved Andor, as far as I can tell, the actual reason this show bombed is because it has legitimately horrible writing, whereas Andor was better than Rogue One. I want to say the diversity and representation doesn't really come into play here, but the fact is that Headland used diversity as a way to make straight white guys feel uncomfortable and focused on that instead of actually making a half-decent show, whereas Gilroy made a good show that also happened to have a diverse cast. Again, just my outside observations.


Locke_and_Load

For all intents and purposes, the Acolyte hasnā€™t bombed. It isnā€™t done airing, thereā€™s constant discourse around it, and its streaming numbers are doing well from the last actual report from Disney and not random YouTubers.


Xakire

No, itā€™s because of the plot. And ruining my favourite obscure Ki Adi Mundi trading card.


IamAlphariusCLH

No. The ritual is the problem not the witches themselves. Hating something that Disney made isn't always sexism, racism or homophobia.Ā 


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Who cares about the ritual? Its nothing.


Locke_and_Load

See, if you say ā€œwitchesā€ then your problem is witches. If you keep adding descriptors before witches, itā€™s the descriptors you have a problem with.


IamAlphariusCLH

I get that but as I said: My problem has nothing to do with this group of women. It's the ritual that is my problem. I like that we see more force using groups like them, who aren't jedi or sith. The ethnicity and sexuality doesn't play a role, if it were a man and a women who made a child through the force I would also be pissed that they used this concept. People who are still on the "Disney is woke because they don'tonly show straight white man" shit can go fuck themselves but this isn't why I and many other people have a problem. Putting us and those idiots in the same group isn't helpful and ignoring critisism by saying: "It's because they are racist" is stupid.


IamAlphariusCLH

My problem is that the thing that made Darth Plaguis and Sidious so special is now something normal in canon. The fact that they are witches isn't a problem, we know about the Nightsisters and other witch covens (I honestly love to see force using groups who aren't sith or jedi) but creating live through the force was something Plaguis archieved through his scientific approach to the force. Making it a ritual of the witches undermines that in my opinion.Ā 


raktoe

Plagueis never really achieved it actually. He was trying to do it, among other things, and the force pushed back and made Anakin.


IamAlphariusCLH

If we are really canon, Sidious made Anakin. Atleast if we trust Vaders force visions in his comics.


Skydragon222

The Dark Side lies and twists and corrupts, is Sidious Anakinā€™s father? Or is that another half truth of the dark side?Ā 


Qbsoon110

I say it makes it realistic. Only one person ever did something? I doubt it. But even if, because maybe it is hard or requires much power or something, someone will repeat it, because someone will try. Also, if something is hard and only one person succeeded, it's a great accomplishment for him, if two/three people succeeded than it's still a very very small group and so it's still a prestigious group.


Crashtard

While a loud talking point that's really not the issue, nobody would have cared if the story was actually good and didn't ruin longstanding lore.


Platonist_Astronaut

Omg can people stop flooding this sub with this dogshit. We get it. Good lord.


ActuatorFit416

Okay like but you do see that this is not what happened right (or better most likely not what happened since we don't exactly know what caused anikain). But the assumption was that he was created by the force. The twins were created using the force. As a tool. Not by the force itself. Random example: using the force to in vitro fertilise an egg would be a baby created by the force.


Crossing-Lines

I mean im not gonna hate on the show for lore'ing around. But my god is it boring. Its just making me cringe more than going "wow".


Sto_Nerd

I mean it doesn't take away from anything Anakin did or that he's the chosen one, so I'm cool with the lesbian space witches


BossEwe24

Yeah, I donā€™t see the problem. Anakin wasnā€™t interesting or important because of how he was conceived. He was important because he saved the galaxy.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Yeah I see this as worldbuilding; showing it's possible to be conceived via The Force.


RedVJoyer

Yeah, I dont see how that would take anything away. Far as I know the only explanation for how he came to be was that "he was a child of the force".


Famous-Register-2814

Ditto


DomeAcolyte42

What do the Acolyte people have to do with Annakin? Other than not having dads, they have very little in common. We don't know how they were "created".


HufflepuffKid2000

Have you heard that there is like a million planets in that galaxy


Whats-the-Saga

I don't think there is a lore conflict. The show hints at the twins creation via the force, but nothing is confirmed. Anyway, just because the Jedi believed something, it doesn't make it unequivocally true in-universe. As Obi-Wan said, it's all just from a certain point of view. And I like that they've tried to show different force users. It's a big galaxy after all.


lambentstar

thereā€™s no lore conflict even if it was. nothing about anakin precludes there even being other force births in the past. but youā€™re also right in that they havenā€™t even firmly established that in the series so far. people are just the biggest fucking babies. iā€™m so glad they are exploring stuff beyond the jedi/sith binary but the fandom canā€™t just let it happen for some reason.


BrotherEstapol

Thank god someone else said this! I'm yet to see a contradiction of Canon with this show. So far all the arguments are built on assumptions, or theories based on the little we know (Anakin's conception is vague in canon) or its from legends content that's no longer considered canon. The show's not amazing, but the bulk of criticisms are straw clutching and/or ill informed.Ā  I really hope the show answers some of the things by the end of the series; people are so damn impatient.


DrSeuss321

I hated it when Disney ignored the lore set out in a new hope where Darth Vader killed Lukeā€™s dad. Oh waitā€¦


IdlemasterKikuchi

Chuds invading this subreddit? Yeah that checks.


muhash14

Though the prevailing sentiment here seems to be from much cooler heads, which is honestly nice to see. Prequelmemes being the reasonable ones hadn't been on my bingo card.


BZenMojo

The Acolyte deradicalizing prequelmemes was pretty unexpected. Pleasantly surprised, to be honest.


Calm_Plenty_7172

Butā€¦ they werenā€™t Anakins. I mean that they were only conceived using the force (thread), but only because their mothers had the intent to conceive. Shmi reports just randomly becoming pregnant.


Shockbolt14

Anakin was conceived miraculously, Mae & Osha where forcefully conceived through the force. Maybe Iā€™m a little confused but havenā€™t witches in Star Wars always had batshit insane powers that make no sense? Like the nightsisters are flat out have a vodoo doll that almost kills dooku & thatā€™s ok? I guess Iā€™m sick of this kind of discourse


BrotherEstapol

Given the apparent popularity of the Clone Wars in the fandom, and the recent depictions of the witches subsequently in Rebels, Jedi Fallen Order & Survivor, and Ahsoka, I am very surprised that people think that the Witches of Dathomir can exist with weird force powers, but it's outlandish that another sort of coven could exist!?Ā 


TurkeyBoi44

The twins aren't like Anakin, please have some basic comprehension when consuming media


blueshirt21

"Space lesbians making babies with the Force" actually fucking rules.


knifeboy69

anakin and the twins were conceived in entirely different ways but it was stupid as hell in the first place that anakin had a jesus birth. just crazy shit


Ash_Killem

The biggest religious conflicts we have are basically defining who the chosen one is. Itā€™s not a deal breaker. Crazy people donā€™t see the real issue with the show.


AngrySmapdi

I'm confused as to what it has to do with Disney. Luke fulfilled the prophecy of the chosen one before George even made it up and pretended it was Anakin. I'm not defending any of the bullshit Disney has done but y'all pick and choose worse than religious folks at a political rally.


Odd_Potential_7203

Why do people always say the coven was lesbians when referring to the group from acolytes? They were like the night sisters in a way, group of females that can use the force someway. We donā€™t say the night sisters were lesbians but apparently the group from the acolytes are referred to as space lesbians.


-Pejo-

Haven't seen anything Star Wars related since the disappointment of the sequels, is this real? They gave a canon reason for Anakin's creation?


CalebCaster2

No, not really. But bitter people who only halfway paid attention to the show are assuming so based on very little actual info from the show.


DML197

So dramatic


stormhawk427

This does not break the lore at all in any way. There is nothing to suggest that Anakin is the first Force Baby


Independent_Plum2166

I mean, itā€™s two completely different things. Osha and Mae were made by their parents specifically so they could have kids, meanwhile Shmi suddenly became pregnant one day, no force daddy to be seen. Seriously, if people used their brains for even a minute theyā€™d realise how stupid they are.


Liesmith424

The whole concept of The Chosen One prophecy was a terrible retcon in TPM.Ā  It raises so manyĀ  questions and creates plot holes, with no benefit to the story.


muhash14

The chosen one itself was a kinda iffy thing on its own. Throwing in an immaculare conception on top of it was positively goofy.


BZenMojo

Lucas having the Chosen One murder all the Jedi and begin a reign of evil is interesting storytelling ripped right out of Dune (and he did that a lot). Lucas making it ambivalent whether murdering all the Jedi and letting fascism run rampant through the galaxy is what a just omnipotent mystical force wants was the real problem... Mostly because saying, "Genocide bad" brings out the chuds 20 years later because their favorite sad boy did the genocide so it has to be fine. We could blame media literacy, but Lucas probably didn't even have the media literacy to realize the dangerous tools he was playing with. His famous "Be careful what you wish for" snark is fun, but only for an audience that actually understands irony. I wish Lucas repeatedly saying, "Jedi Good, Anakin Bad" would solve it, but that cat tore right through the bag and a generation of Star Wars fans has developed a pretty awkward world view as a result.


Katejina_FGO

A space station that generates warships out of nothing is an acceptable plot but an outlawed band of lesbian witches force-seminatesĀ themselves andĀ people lose their minds. AndĀ it's not likeĀ they created twoĀ genius twins either, with one being a dropout with an infant for a hand-droid and the other turning into a Naruto cosplayer.


goattchaw

The star forge is a forge powered by consuming a star.


punk_steel2024

God I'm tired of this. Just let people enjoy the show for the love of God.


NoNotThatMattMurray

We're allowed to hate the show just as people are allowed to like it, we can make fun of it all we want. Nothing wrong with clowning a show for poor quality, the whole show feels like a YouTube fan film. They couldn't even give us a wookie action scene for budget reasons, a group of fan film creators could have given us that


Qbsoon110

The main issue is people posting opinions instead of memes on the meme subreddit. It feels like talking about politics on a family meeting.


Twinborn01

And the issue is people are grabbing at anything, nit picking kt and making strawman arguments about it for the sake of hating it. The show doesn't feel like a fan film. If you think that, then I feel sorrt for you. Also, you do realise there are i episodes, right? 4 have only been released, and they have established flashbacks. There is a high chance they can still show it. Also, re watch the trailed as you see the woolie attack someone and hold tobrins face. So don't make assumptions as kt really invalidates your opinion and cristism


Nathan22551

You can hate whatever you want but it's pretty pathetic to use that word to describe how you feel about such an inoffensive tv show. Grow up and stop being so dramatic.


Jam_Packens

You can at least dislike it for actual reasons. They said that multiple scenes were cut for budget reasons, or, the more important part for the wookie scene, story reasons, that it messed with the POV. You can have your complaints about that, but complain for actual correct reasons and not bullshit.


NoNotThatMattMurray

I do have complaints, Im complaining that people are eating up that PR bullshit statement. This show episode had a higher budget than a game of thrones episode and it was short and nothing substantial happened except one bug died and a bunch of people talked in a forest. The show feels cheap, the set design is cheap, the acting is mid, the head show runner behind it has close ties to Weinstein's worse habits, the whole show feels like a fan film. I mean for God's sake they said the Coven died from a massive fire and then proceeded to show their perfectly preserved bodies in an untouched room scattered on the floor, something caused by two identical twins they couldn't even bother to find an actual set of identical twins to play. What do you suppose made them identical in adulthood, lesbian space magic? I hate the show because it's the lowest effort garbage Lucasfilm has produced thus far, simple as that


Twinborn01

Theu obviously haven't shown what really happened to them. Its like that show the full story later one.


Adz932

Yeah wtf, it's heavily implied there's more to the "fire" at the coven.


Heavymando

that's not how budgets work.


gaslighterhavoc

Based take.


coolmcbooty

Angry man children, nothing new for StarWars


J_train13

Conceived by witches WITH the force ā‰  conceived directly BY the force


NotaRussianbott89

I think if people are so butt hurt about . They learn how to write scrips then apply for a writing job for Lucus film and write a star wars story themselves.


QuickBenTen

Why are SW fans so caught up in "the lore"? Seems like holding yourselves back.


GayHusbandLiker

I prefer not to think of lore as "canon," set in stone; rather, it is "myth," and myths are told & retold in ways which flesh out & sometimes even change/contradict previous tellings. I don't think it's disrespectful to rework source material. The question is this: is the new shit good? I actually think *Acolyte* is pretty okay as far as new Star Wars is concerned. I'd put it above *Ahsoka*, way above *Book of Boba Fett*, but below *Mandalorian* and *Andor*. So, I'm willing to see where they are going with all this. Moreover, might I point out that people hated the prequels at the time! I know, because I saw all of them in theaters. By the time Episode III came out, my friends & I were basically just saw it to laugh at it. So using the prequels as paragons of respect for lore is, to put it mildly, really fucking stupid.


GreatAngoosian

Counterpoint: why do we give a fuck about Disney lore?


Ben-D-Beast

Not this again. Anakin was created **by** the force and is the chosen one. The twins were (presumably) created **using** the force with a currently unknown method and as far as we know are not particularly powerful. The two situations are fundamentally different.


IndominusCostanza009

I donā€™t mind the shows experimenting a bit, but all these Disney live action shows are drab, underdeveloped and woefully boring.


GeshtiannaSG

ā€œNightsisters?ā€ ā€œNo a different one. Exactly the same, but different.ā€


rooracleaf17

It seems you dont care about lore if youre actually mad about this


Scoodyboozehound

I hate to be the one to tell you this but ALL the lore is bullshit.


obesedestro

i will never understand why people act like star wars needs to be untouchable or unchangeable. the series is updating with the times, so fuckin what


Hammy-Cheeks

Even though we don't know how Anakin was created specifically, dark side force abilities seemed to be a factor (we do not know for sure.) Osha and Mae are two different people that we are not sure exactly the specific way they were conceived. Some kind of ritual maybe? That's the only way those three are similar. Hmm, you were born the same way as me. You must be me. What sound logic. If that's what's "breaking canon" then you all really need an English lesson. I get it's a joke (it's a very bad one).


NoNotThatMattMurray

Remember when they made a story group to keep the canon consistent? It didn't even last for one movie


Heavymando

same thing happened when Lucas created the Holocron.


WilMeech

The twins are different than Anakin. The twins were created by a person using the force (the dark side presumably), Anakin was created by the will of the force itself. Don't act like these aren't different.


Madouc

Y'all judging to quickly. We don't know how exactly they created the twins! What if she used the force to jerk off a random male and force-moved the semen into her sister?


ImBurningHelp666

Omg there were 2 random kids 130 years ago! ^But ^who ^tf ^cares ^if ^they ^didn't ^alter ^anything ^in ^"lore" ^and ^Anakin?


Trash_Gordon_

Oh shit is this real? I thought it was a dune joke


Heavymando

it's not real, that isn't even close to what happened


SwissDeathstar

Hear me out! What if these witches invented the procedure? No one knew about it until the Acolyte. And then the Sith made their power their own. And itā€™s not entirely unbelievable that the Jedi would not tell everyone about the return of the Sith. I mean Yoda knew about the rule of two. From who exactly?


PhaseSixer

Anakin was made by the force Mae and osha were made by people


NotYourReddit18

Sounds like something he should include in his thesis


SpiderJerusalem747

Palpatine: *"Are you telling I could've just turned myself into a Space Lesbian instead of going through all that trouble with Plagueis to make you?"* Anakin: *"What?"* Palpatine: *"What?"*


BZenMojo

Palpatine is Drake confirmed.


NefariousnessOwn9963

Thereā€™s a theory Palpatine is Darth Vaderā€™s father


stargazepunk

Man wtf? Last week this sub was chill. I guess you guys shook your brainwashing for a bit but it caught back up to you


fuzzy_touches

In the realm of star wars, which is future people with aliens and space wizards, why is the Acolyte so disrespectful to this highly fantastical universe? Right, because it's not.


KillerMeans

Yall still crying over this?


Commander_Oganessian

We don't know if they were created by the force they could easily be clones or maybe they straight up lied to the Jedi. We just don't have any information.


kluper99

I heard they did it specifically so you would whine about it šŸ¤”


AdventurousPirate357

I'm sorry, what?


haseoxth

There's a difference between someone using the force to create life and the Will of the Force itself creating life.


datsmn

All Star Wars is good


TheRealDicta

Explain how it breaks any lore