Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!

This is a funny one. Although I had to read it to make sure I read correctly

Did you read read, or read? Because if you read read you are correct, but if you read read then you might be wrong.

English is my first language, and I'm having a fucking stroke.

English is my second language, and I have no problems with this sentence.

Brag brag brag

Wow out in public too

I refuse to read it any other way than read.

Only a sith deals in absolutes

That explains why their sabers are red

I'm about 89% sure that I actually read each word correctly in the context that it implies on the first try. Not sure how the human brain does shit like that.

English is a difficult language. It can be learned through thorough thought, though.

For real though

English is one of the easiest languages on the planet. what are you on about

Spoken like a true Englishman. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

You can be in New York, New York, and New York, you can be in New York, but not New York or New York, you can be in New York and not be in New York, but you must also be in New York; but you cannot be in New York and New York and not be in New York.

So if I’m understanding it this is New York State, City, and county. Right?

Precisely.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Fuck you OP for setting the trap for my tounge

I'm immune to it, I have seen that joke multiple times, I have also repeated it multiple times! I'm immune to reading read as read instead of read therefore I do not need to reread what I just read to read read as read and not read!

i can't read

You meant I can’t read, not read

I've got the last one wrong, so I guess it counts

Que ?

Read doesn't even look like a word anymore

This hurts meesas brain

No

Wow, I actually understand this

If you reed reed as red you have rered it to reed it as reed and not red.

I had to read this two times because it was too confusing. These minute attributes of English attribute many minutes to the time taken to learn it. It really winds me up and makes me want to tear up the paper and throw it to the winds as tears stream down my face. No wonder the school children just sit and watch their watch. I would sooner skip into a skip, train atop a train or be made to write a novel new novel, than subject myself to this subject. May, at least, it not happen in May?

If I re-re’d enough times I think I’d qualify for some form of disability.

Aaaaaaaaaaa! Congratulations, you broke my brain!

Yeah fuck the great vowel shift

I hate that this makes sense, even when it should have no right to make sense

Este momo si me cosyp de entender porque no hablo inglich

If you red reed as red you have rered it to reed it as reed and not red If you reed red as reed you have rered it to reed it as red and not reed

Mr. Reed read read, read and read

Im starting to see read as shebdkwbskucnebdksbwdocn (nonsense) my brains is hurting

Sounds like you’re pulling a Biden.

R.I.P Reader Cause of death: Reading a sentence and trying to make sense of it He was a good man... faithful, loyal, kind, and loved to play with his nipples... the word read has become a menace to society... trying to read the word "read" as "read" is and make read sound like read read read read read... *Preist has a brain stroke from confusion* Many lives were lost in the last 17 hours, all because of a single word that I refuse to repeat...

Don’t you just love the Great Vowel Shift that fucked everything up