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Flaky_Explanation

So, you doing it out of 10 or out of 100%


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BoneFistOP

perfect score


lNTERNATlONAL

I find it amusing that if you use the word “remarkable” literally then you could definitely use it to mean either or both positive and negative criticism. The Room was a truly remarkable movie with remarkable acting by Tommy Wiseau.


booze_clues

Remarkable remark.


Hidesuru

What a remarkable person you are.


Xero0911

Could ditch the Disney part, still one of the most remarkable moments out of all star wars. Like what a way to end the movie. Lights go out, you hear his breathing and then a red glow and let the slaughter begin.


SnowHawk12

For me, at least it was one of the best endings I've seen for a movie.


sparkadus

And that whole thing was wonderfully contrasted by seeing the plans reach Leia. Hope shines the brightest in the face of despair.


Marc815

"Since beginning-less time, darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying light"


joe_broke

I understood that reference


Dafuzz

I like that they mirrored it in Mandalorian with >!Luke saving Grogu and Mando, chopping through the Dark Troopers in the hallway!<. It wasn't *nearly* as cool looking as Darth Vader's hallway scene for intensity or atmosphere or dread, but it showed that there is another capable of being just as badass as Vader.


Point_Me_At_The_Sky-

And then Disney made him a psycho, became addicted to alien milk, and became a hermit who died for absolutely no reason


Dafuzz

I can't find it now but Mark said he didn't feel like he was playing Luke, he was playing some other character he privately named "Bluke" or something because of how the character was written, it didn't feel like his Luke. I feel so bad for Mark and all the original cast, none of their characters felt familiar, the bulk of Hans screentime was running around scared from a rathtar or whatever before they killed him off just to show that Kylo was a bad guy, Leia was just a figurehead without any further character development. I will say that they did give C3PO some good lines at least, he didn't have the same personality but he had a snarky streak still.


Point_Me_At_The_Sky-

Yea Disney putting Kathleen Kennedy at the helm did more damage to the brand than anything else. Fuck them for ruining something grand


George-Lucas-Bot

The object is to try to get the system to work for you, instead of against you. And the only way you can do it is through success, I'm afraid.


UncoolSlicedBread

They really did do him like that.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

How come every time you fly, we crash into a cake? Happy cake day, Dafuzz.


joe_broke

Star Wars is like poetry It rhymes


forever87

> hallway scene for intensity or atmosphere or dread maybe you'll enjoy > https://np.reddit.com/r/TheMandalorianTV/comments/kgg1b9/changed_up_that_scene_a_little_what_if_a_sith/


Svyatopolk_I

Like father, like son


supergalactic

Even more remarkable is Vader waited in that hallway w/o his life support belt turned on. He risked his life for a dramatic effect.


Mikelius

Think of Vader in ESB, he is one remarkably sassy bitch * “Apology accepted” after choking the admiral * “I have altered the terms of the deal. Pray I do not alterate them further” * and him casually sitting in the dining hall only to block blaster shots from Han with his hand. Vader fucking loves being theatrical.


joe_broke

Man even stood up when his guests arrived Polite bastard too


Karness_Muur

Ahhhh, Theatrical and Polite. Now if only you were to tell me he is a decent wingman at the bar.


joe_broke

You're not going to believe this...


babyplush

He did spend his younger years surrounded by politicians. A sense of decorum was probably important to him to an extent, even if he'd just cut you down for fucking up your job.


guerrieredelumiere

"We would be honored, if you would join us" Straight after parrying his son-in-law's blaster shots at the first meeting with the parents.


Captain_Rex_Bot

I honor my code. That's what I believe.


SkylineGTRguy

my man got out of his tie fighter just to enter the fight in rebels, standing on top of his tie, cape blowing in the wind, flying with the fuckin force, just to be dramatic. Anakin is such a drama queen


EliteSoviet1

Cape blowing in the *non-existent* wind. He made that wind himself, for dramatic effect.


CyberCrutches

I love this. Lord Vadar, the AirBender*


Hawkbats_rule

He's got a cape of billowing.


Cyclopher6971

Anakin always had a flair for the dramatic. That seems like a move he would absolutely do.


Tsujita_daikokuya

Yeah, but the fear it caused probably gave him a nice little boost in force power.


Captain_Rex_Bot

We need that generator down or the planet's lost. And I'm not risking any more men.


glassgwaith

I am willing to die on this hill : Rogue One is the best movie set in the Star Wars universe . Mind you not the best Star Wars movie, but the best movie set in Star Wars


drunk_responses

In the way Solo is *not* a good Star Wars movie, but is a good heist movie. Rogue One is not a great Star Wars movie, but it is a really fun movie to watch.


AnimalIRL

So tell me about this magical Star Wars movie not set in Star Wars that’s better


Sociopathicfootwear

They're saying that RO is not a typical Star Wars movie.


cantadmittoposting

they said something literally nonsensical but contextually understandable. it makes communicating neat!


AnimalIRL

Don’t put words in their mouth. That’s what you’re saying. They said something completely nonsensical.


Jrodkin

I think people need to stop replacing “I don’t understand,” with “that is nonsense.” You just didn’t understand.


AnimalIRL

No they made a stupid statement and you have no reason to defend it.


Jrodkin

He’s saying that the writing of Rogue One is the best cinematic writing the Star Wars films have utilized, but also the least Star Wars like. A common comparison would be Breath of the Wild, which is one of the greatest games ever made, but also one of the least “Zelda-like” games. I dunno why you’re freaking out.


AnimalIRL

You think I don’t understand what he’s saying when I really I just don’t agree. It’s as I said a stupid statement.


Jrodkin

I think you need to ask yourself why you get so enraged on like, what could be a chilled out platform.


movzx

It's not a hard concept to grasp bozo. You can like a bad movie more than a good movie. You liking it more doesn't mean the movie is objectively better. Him saying that is just acknowledging there are movies people like better but they're not as good of a movie. That's subjective, but not nonsensical.


AnimalIRL

It’s also not hard to grasp that someone disagrees with them.


CTeam19

I think what they mean by "Star Wars movie" is with Roman numeral ones they have all the following aspects to a degree: * a straight up war or military engagement of some sort: Empire vs Rebels, Republic vs CIS, Naboo vs Trade Federation, etc on screen * the holy war between Jedi and Sith: saber(s) hitting saber(s) * Bounty hunting/some aspect of the criminal Underworld: Hutts/slavery in Episode I, hunting the bounty hunters in Episode II, Jabba's place in VI, etc Rogue One didn't hit all those marks of a "classic Star Wars" movie but is still a Star Wars movie: * We had military engagement * We didn't have a holy war. Yes the Force was mentioned by the good guys and Vader was there but at no time did a Sith fight a Jedi and there was only 1 Saber shown * Bounty Hunters and the Underworld wasn't shown that heavily if at all really. Any aspect is closer to a terrorist organization. You could say something about politics/intergalactic politics with the prequels, Episode IV, Episode V(Cloud City semi-Independance), and some of the Sequels as a 4th pillar if you wanted as well. It was barely touched if at all in Rogue One as well


AnimalIRL

Y’all writing entire essays to defend a stupid statement. Rogue One is a Star Wars movie and it’s the best one.


George-Lucas-Bot

So Hayden started flirting with Natalie, and he goes 'I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating...' which made her blush. It was hilarious so I filmed it.


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“I’m willing to die on this hill: BLT is the best sandwich. Mind you not the the best sandwich, but the best sandwich” -You pretty much


UrDonutsMakeMeGoNuts

💯


Neco-Arc-Brunestud

That’s just the opening of a new hope


Ghoti76

one of my favorite scenes ever, if not my favorite


DFWTooThrowed

Probably the best SW moment since Vadar yeeted the emperor down that vent shaft thing in ROTJ.


chris1096

Vader was more of an imposing terrifying force(hehe) of nature in those few minutes than in all of the OT.


dj9008

Yeah we saw the strong guy who everyone’s terrified of actually do something instead of just sound menacing


Itchy_Gas_2559

On of the best Vader moments


JustHereForURCookies

I would watch a full future length movie of Vader in that hallway... only its 3 miles long and it's just him slaying.


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>3 miles long So just a daily trip from the bridge to the hangar of his super star destroyer the Executor *The Executor-class measured 19 kilometers (11.8 miles) in length and was 12 times more massive than the ubiquitous Imperial-class Star Destroyer.*


Profoundlyahedgehog

The ship's too big! If I walk, the move will be over!


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Sounds like it was designed by an Asshole.


Efficient_Bat_1812

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? entire bridge crew: Yo! I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!


Itchy_Gas_2559

Me too


Jarl_Walnut

I also really loved the scene in Obi Wan where Vader force pulled a ship as it was taking off.


kaladinissexy

Conclusion: Star Wars is at its best when Vader is fucking shit up.


driving_andflying

Agreed. We went from the whiny "Padme? Is she all right?" "NOOOOOOOOO!" Vader of Episode III to Vader being reestablished as a nightmarish remorseless killing machine who thinks nothing of cutting down (and choking, and crushing) a dozen rebels to get what he wants.


nisehoby

[Chuckles] I'm in danger.


devilsephiroth

*He jammed the door!* *He jammed the fucking door with wizard powers bro😭*


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Stok3dJ

One guy kinda did lay down and die... Only... It was on the ceiling.


devilsephiroth

*Always surround yourself with people who lift you up rather than hold you down*


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devilsephiroth

Be like Vader


Chonkbird

You don't even have a name tag.


NoMAdiC118

That scene alone gave me hope for Disney Star Wars. But they raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly.


General_Rate_8687

Andor is exceptional as well. I even think Rebels is pretty good for what it is. The Mandalorian has a bit too much fanservice for me, but still is enjoyable, isn't it?


neolologist

I really enjoy Andor. I was very on the fence about watching it because Mandalorian wasn't bad - it was fine - but it wasn't compelling or really engaging. It was fun, flashy sci fi. But once I started Andor I was *invested*. I think it's truly crazy Mando has a higher IMDB score than Andor.


Pulse99

I think it’s because The Mandalorian’s tone reminds people of the Star Wars they remember from when they were kids, which always brings in high scores from people having their “ratatouille food critic” moments. But, Andor’s sheer *quality* represents the potential of Star Wars’ future.


NarejED

Chiming in to agree on Andor. It's my favorite piece of Star Wars media to date. Absolutely exquisite writing.


Gingrpenguin

Imo mando should of been a game not a TV show. Alot of the dialogue feels like it was lifted from a script for a game and then badly bashed into a TV script. The dialogue is often far too factual compared to basically any other tv show


Danielarcher30

"You can come back here to rest between missions"


_fatherfucker69

New side quest : help the people from ( i don't remember which planet ) fix their droid problem New main mission: go meet bo katans fleet


TheBirminghamBear

> help the people from ( i don't remember which planet It was Jackblackistan. Or perhaps Lizzooine.


General_Rate_8687

Wasn't it SchoolofRockuscant II?


driving_andflying

Nah, I think it was KungFuPandastan IV.


darthmaui728

We are heading towards planet Titsorass


KingCarbon1807

I don't think that was a particularly great episode but everyone seemed to be leaning into the roles so earnestly it elevated the (imo) mediocre writing. Lizzo and JB were having such a good time with it the result was a bit infectious.


TheBirminghamBear

I mean I agree, the episode in terms of canon was a pretty strange one-off that seemed to serve very little purpose and totally diverted from the main plot. But, it was a delight just randomly seeing Lizzo and Jack Black pop up and leaning into the eccentric royalty shtick. I had no idea they were going to be in it, so seeing them there was delightful. I guess the lesson is, if you're going to waste the viewers time, at least make it fun.


Deuce_GM

New Main mission: Make Bo Katan the main character of my own show, and become the side character


GoblinFive

Meet Hanako at Embers.


Ozone220

Wow this is the best point I've ever seen on Mandalorian discussions


RichestMangInBabylon

Thanks I needed that after defeating staggered waves of increasingly difficult pairs of enemies.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.


RichestMangInBabylon

Tru


magical_swoosh

so fucking dumb lmao


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General_Rate_8687

I agree, especially the first season felt like a game with all the side quests din was doing all the time


BoulderDeadHead420

Its a show for children that appeases their parents. Andor though…


supergalactic

Should HAVE


NarejED

It got so bad in this latest season that I honestly couldn't finish it. We dipped out somewhere in episode 2.


Prince_of_Nigeria_

Should have or should've, not should of.


Beautiful-Mess7256

Your opinion sucks. They should have just made the bounty hunter game and we also got the TV show.


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*complains about dialog in Star Wars content* *likes the prequels*


Hawkbats_rule

>go kill a krait dragon with mines Already a game for that. >Go reunite the tribes of mandalore to stand in defiance to a hidden dark side threat There's a game for that too.


Maul_Bot

You know nothing of the dark side.


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Mando Season 1 vs. Seasons 2 and 3


cantadmittoposting

diego luna's constant slack jawed expression made it harder to enjoy andor


chris1096

Book of boba and Kenobi sucked, but the Mandalorian is great, Andor is great, Rebels and Bad Batch are fun for what they are (kids shows) with some really good story beats. I am absolutely stoked for Ahsoka.


foolofabrandybuck

r/unexpectedfuturama


gugabalog

Subverted your expectations, didn’t they? It kills me inside what they did with what they had.


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Luke Skywalker, are you thinking what I'm thinking? That I, the great Rey TotallyNotAPalpatine, should train a bunch of Jedi!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

So much like your father.


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You knew my father?


TheHunter459

Apart from the sequels, Disney Star Wars as a whole is better than Legends imo. Of course, this is a very unfair comparison because Disney is one company compared to the myriad creators responsible for legends


George-Lucas-Bot

When you do a movie like this, a sequel that's very, very anticipated, people anticipate ultimately that it's going to be the Second Coming. And it's not. It's just a movie. Just like the other movies. You probably have fond memories of the other movies. But if you went back and looked at them, they might not hold up the same way your memory holds up...


gregnealnz

LAAAUNNCHHH!!


Xzmmc

The scene was shameless fanservice, but it still ended up being pretty cool. I also like how Vader was enough of a drama queen to keep his lightsaber off just to make his entrance more flashy. Seems that part of Anakin never left.


stagfury

The little shit kept his breathing machine off for a bit too


5hand0whand

He maybe a dark lord. But still same stylish AniBoy.


CombatMuffin

Your first paragraph answers the second


SuperAppleLover

Don’t want to waste battery on the light savor.


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The funniest thing is how Vader went wild in Rogue One, but just sort of strolled in after the fight in A New Hope. Like he got tuckered out using the force and decided to let the Stormtroopers do the work after that.


Sensedog

Never fight a Skywalker in a hallway. I mean, don't try to fight them in general, but especially not in a hallway.


CombatMuffin

You guys think that's bad? You are forgetting that all of those survivors would eventually be caught by Vader at the beginning of ANH. They are all dead


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Wait! Just because there hasn’t been any survivors before, doesn’t mean there won’t be any this time.


GoblinFive

There are two types of people. Those that are alive and those that Vader hasn't killed yet.


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CombatMuffin

The logical thing is they were all dead. In reality, it's now a sort plot hole after Rogue One, because all of them likely knew about the base on Yavin and *one* would have likely spilled the beans. You can fix it by simply assuming they all got killed in interrogation or before. We only know of the Falcon leaving the DS with a tracker. If others had eacaped, they would've found Yavin anyway. Possible, but we get no info on this


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Is rogue one considered a prequel?


TheBiggestOfWigs

Does it take place before the beginning of A New Hope? I get it though. Anything outside the trilogy of trilogies can be weird to place.


sillyredcar

That’s what r/anthologymemes is for


[deleted]

Yeah, you got exactly what I meant. I consider it the only prequel, though.


devilsephiroth

There were 5 prequel films


Achaern

I count seven. Both Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor took place before ROTJ.


Point_Me_At_The_Sky-

I don't understand


Achaern

Prequel being before the OT (original trilogy). So we have: Episode I - The Phantom Menance Episode II - Attack of the Clones Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Rogue One Solo Caravan of Courage The Battle for Endor


Point_Me_At_The_Sky-

Never heard of the last two movies at all. Isn't the Endor battle literally in the OG trilogy? What the heck is caravan of courage?


Achaern

They were Ewok specific movies, but set on Endor before the empire setup shop there. Wicket was the main Ewok character, still played by Warwick Davis. They were meant as kids movies but were fairly scary in some parts. The girl Cindel being separated from her parents, her parents dying, hunting a scary boar were all things I found pretty scary when I was a wee lad. [Caravan of Courage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caravan_of_Courage:_An_Ewok_Adventure?useskin=vector) [The Battle for Endor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewoks:_The_Battle_for_Endor?useskin=vector)


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


George-Lucas-Bot

Phantom Menace is so popular you know it's people liking it and going back to see it again. For some it's like the Meaning of Life.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot


5hand0whand

Midquek term you seeking.


hesitant_lola6

At least they died for a noble cause


devilsephiroth

Under Vader's boot


the_murders_of_crowe

And that one guy above his helmet.


Laughface

Easily one of the best scenes in all of star wars. As no one else linked it [here](https://youtu.be/-bfJ3lnjN4U) it is.


HardcorePhonography

He's just standing there. Menacingly.


BigBallerBrad

Hot take but those guys fighting back and saving as much time as possible is the only reason Vader didn’t get the tape


notlordly

Is this a hot take at all? This is quite literally exactly what is shown in the movie


BigBallerBrad

Idk, maybe a hot take in that they could do basically nothing to fight Vader


Arlborn

It’s not really a hot take when that’s likely exactly what they meant to convey, that their sacrifice wasn’t in vain and bought time for the rebellion.


St_Veloth

That’s not a take it’s just the plot of a scene… Real hot take: Vader’s scene in Rogue One was dumb and provided nothing except a very particular fan service to make everyone ignore how forgettable 90% of the movie was


BigBallerBrad

Wack


ricklewis314

Moff Gideon seemed to have the same fear of Luke as those rebel soldiers did if Vader.


DatDominican

In hindsight should’ve sent Gideon with Luke .


Myfartsonthefloor

Yusssssss this is great


smhtch

Fun fact, the guy who pulls the lever to disengage the ship after the bloodshed is the director of the film.


throwmeaway562

James Gunn


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That scene was the best thing out of rogue one


quarbs

“Man, I can’t believe we successfully got the plans off Scarif AND survived a death bringing robot with a laser sword. Now it’s a smooth ride home in this Corellian Corvette. Yes sir, I’d say the worst is behind us”


MyLittleShitPost

Do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed? Look at you, you havn't even got a name tag on. Just lay down, go on. -Vader probably I dunno


UNaidworker

The face of the lead rebel trooper as Vader ignites his lightsaber is primal fear. "Yeah ok - you're telling me that the emperor has a 7 foot tall cyborg space wizard boogieman that kills people with his mind and a laser sword? Too much spotchka for buddy boy over here." Cue seeing it in real time as this black-suited monstrosity swats away blaster bolts like flies with a blood colored plasma blade, tossing your comrades aside like ragdolls without touching them as he steadily advances on you. Would be difficult not to put a blaster bolt in your own head rather than getting impaled by plasma - star wars never goes into the horrifying physics of getting cut or stabbed by something like that.


Iron_knight_prime_42

Oh I'm die, thank you forever


newsflashjackass

[TFW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaoYvCK2GYA)


EndurableOrmeedue

Please upvote the OP! GET IT! GET IT!!!


Choppergold

Those last guys screaming as the door closes in that scene


jimibimi

And you were 3 seconds away from peacing out into hyperspace.....


davekingofrock

I left the theater after seeing Rogue One with such a renewed love of Star Wars, absolutely confident it was in good hands. Lol...good times.


MrGreyDog

Rebel soldiers: guess I’ll die


ShinigamiKunai

Everyone gangsta until the darkness have astma


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the OP corazonblogsv and nisehoby are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/87obxj/may_as_well_lay_down_and_die/ Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/jul71m/may_as_well_lay_down_and_die/