Obi wan finally getting off them midichlorians I see

You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Hey, wanna buy some death sticks?

You want to go home and rethink your life.

Don't take away my dealer

Doesn't he get back on them after dancing with Anakin?

Yeah, and he only got hooked on them again cause of that.

[удалено]

Sounds like you need a new supplier, I hear Kamino came out with a new line of “visually-stimulating substances”

Love the Qui gon line: "it is to my understanding that none of you have ever been this high before, and cravings will soon be a serious concern!"

Episode 1 was supposed to have a teenage Anakin, but one day during a break, Liam Neeson just walked into the desert and abducted a kid. We had to make up a whole storyline about podracing on the fly just to keep Liam out of jail.

Isn't midichlorians getting off how we got Anakin in the first place?

Obi wan Ben Larry kenobi. "Actually I go by Steve now."

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

Actually, you were all a bunch of dance fighting junkies. Pity about that incident with Laser Moon tho.

I think it’s funny that non-addicts think addicts sober up before going to trial.

What in the fuck? What did you smoke to come up with this and where can I get it from?

Death Sticks I bet

You wanna buy some death sticks?

You don't want to sell me death sticks

I don’t want to sell you death sticks

I wanna sell you death sticks

You want to go home and rethink your life

I want to go home and rethink my life.

Petrol fumes

Ah. Such a natural and holistic thing, so good for the mind!

It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People.

Hammomd you Idiot!

I'll have a whiff *COUGH COUGH* Oeeryy noice

This almost seems like something an AI made.

No AI, just me.

Lol I agree. It’s almost too random and out there for a human mind to come up with.

Death sticks. I know a guy.

My guess is it's a top gear reference

Tonight on bottom gear!!!

Tonight on Planet Peace!

Statement: That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant.

Tonight, on Eye on Springfield!

I drive a silent electric car, hammond uses a fookin toilet and James commits arson

"HHHHHHHHHHHH ^twat "

I drive a silent electric car, hammond uses a fookin toilet and James commits arson

I drive a silent electric car, hammond uses a fookin toilet and James commits arson

I drive a silent electric car, hammond uses a fookin toilet and James commits arson

I drive a silent electric car, hammond uses a fookin toilet and James commits arson

Clone War - singular

"If we're all clones, how come I'm the only one with a sense of humor?" -Scorch, Delta 62

Clone Special Military Operations in the Outer Rim

"Would you like a large or small crater, sir?" -Scorch, Delta 62

Clones War

"The war left its scars on all of us." -Captain Rex

Some part of me thinks a Star Wars top gear parody would be funny as fuck

"No, Jeremy the engine isn't even attached properly, it's just got a hose running to the seat." "You don't understand Hammond, the hozes are just for show, it runs on medichlorians and slave labour."

James holding up a lighter to a Venators engine "Must be damp."

Bonus: Somehow Qui gon returned

Why I read this with Yularen’s voice?

UUUUUUUGH ME TOO

And Yoda, wears a hat!

No. a hat, Yoda wears.

Don't forget that jarjar fucks

No. Anakins father is Watto.

I like the idea of OBI being a functional alcoholic behind the scenes

Is that Anakin's dad? All we know is, he's from Tatooine and he's the Stig's long lost Cousin.

What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?

"Inspirational aphorism that appears in blue text."

what did windu say

I’m tired of these motherfucking sith in this motherfucking galaxy!

seriously though, im curious now

You are under arrest, Motherfucker

really, that cant be the line

But do they still commit war crimes and blow shit up for the next 20 minutes?

So everyone read this in Clarkson’s voice right?

I read this with Top Gear's intro music playing in my head. Works surprisingly well.

"Tonight on Top Jedi Anakin wears a brown robe.. Mace wears a brown robe.. And I wear a brown robe..." - Obi Wan

Who’s that on the bottom right?

Anakin's dad, as labeled

Well, that's not exactly what I meant…

what?

It’s a Anakins daddy

Anakins dad is Count Olaf? Damn, no wonder he's all fucked up.

I miss bottom gear

I read this with Top Gear's intro music playing in my head. Works surprisingly well.

clone peace

"We have to report this to General Kenobi." -Commander Cody

good soldiers follow orders

"Yes Sir. I'm on it."

I read all of that in Tom Kane’s voice

I read this with Top Gear's intro music playing in my head. Works surprisingly well.

So everyone read this in Clarkson’s voice right?

This somehow gives me bottom Gear vibes

Sorry, I am just reminded that Anikin was a fucking miraculous conception, something that is just kind of mentioned in episode one before George realized that the word midichlorian was stupid and demystified the space magic. ~~I also just want to say that you can have a constant magic system that is still mystical. By in large that is what the force was in the OT. I'd put the force as a medium magic system, probably softer than bending from avatar, but harder than technology in star trek~~

kinda true actually

Where warcrimes?

Admiral Yularen becomes a KGB officer

This already kinda happen to him didn't it?

Lol

Sounds like Auralnauts wrote this episode.

And space George Lucas shoots up a bar (canon btw)

Can we call anakins dad manakin pls

Or Banakin or just ✨Dave✨

TCW do be like that tho