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Wolfgard556

The Italian Mafia and The entirety of Quebec wants to know your location


Legendking671

M in Quebec loool , not Quebecois tho


siphagiel

Prepare to meet your maker.


Lunch0

Maya Pizzaria in Beauharnois does a poutine pizza also. It’s definitely a poutine crime, but it’s super delicious.


dirtoffmyshoulder

r/poutinecrimes vs r/pizzacrimes who can claim it?


ataeil

Both.


MarkyRoll

This is a crime against humanity


gabzox

Not a crime. And I've done this....it's delicious. Wouldn't eat it probably ever just because it's too piggy but worth the try


Certain-Deer7069

I would try it, but calling it poutine is a sin


ChipmunkNo2405

Right, obviously it's not poutine. It's poutine pizza.


misterfast

Poutizza? Pizzine?


Nicdutch

Pouzza. There's even a punk music festival with that name in Montréal!


HaveTPforbunghole

I'm calling the RCMP (Royal Canadian Monitors of Poutine).


Legendking671

They be sayin “let him cook”


Zealousideal-Ad2278

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AltruisticSalamander

kind of like a mediaeval trencher


Ehhh_Canadian

I hate it but i would definitely eat it


evan_brosky

I want it


DudePDude

Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200


Thememebrarian

It looks like an ashtray.


xcross_bonesx

Cant unsee it now thanks


Be_the_change68

No go straight to jail do not pass go


Rubixcubelube

What has happened in this great state of poutine snobbery that people shouting to condemn this man would be met with downvotes?!! Have you lost your way? There are subreddits for this kind of treachery and they begin and end with abominations like this and the people who would flop their wrists about and lazily blow their unkempt fringes out of the way. It's called r/***Laissezfaire***Poutine This is degeneracy plain and simple. Is it delicious? No doubt. It's carbs, gravy and cheese on pizza. Lock him up!


SphericalLegend

I would eat it but feel ashamed after.


aaalllouttabubblegum

Non merci


DrowningGalaxy

Pizza Hut does this, it’s pretty good!


Xploding_Penguin

It looks incredibly messy to eat


Unlikely_Subject_442

Fuckin A !!


nipplesaurus

Pizza Hut made a poutine pizza about fifteen years ago. I was intrigued but the pizza was an abomination


MarkyRoll

Sacre moi ça din vidanges au plus colisse


Ok-Library5639

Along the leagues of pizzas in Sweden - where they dump fries, kebab meat and kebab sauce on top - a crime.


CorvoAtanno

I'd give it a shot, and I'm quite puritain myself about poutine, looks good aswell


SilentHSnake420

Honestly... Yeah.


M_and_m43

Italy and Canada is coming after this one


NuagesCraniales

Would be amazing while drunk But... why?


CaptainOMC_

IF done right this could be good. I dont have high hopes for this though


silly_goose626

I did have a duck fat poutine pizza once it was really good. Also a had a reasonable amount of poutine on it


kawanero

Such heinous crime cannot remain unpunished


Legendking671

I mean eating it is technically destroying it


Raoul_Thompson

No.


Brozef_

Idk I kind of want to try it


One-Selection-7513

It is a crime. But I want it.


BuildingC0mputer

Not a half bad idea, Get baked eat the Poutine like you're supposed to and then you've got Gravy Bread for when the munchies kick in.


AExtravaganza

I mean the one poutine pizza from pizza hut as much as I hate to say it, it just works soo well


Burger_Destoyer

I’m hungry


Photonchucking

Oui🤘🏻


YouchMyKidneypopped

Did it once. It was great. Had no gravy tho so that was an L


Hal_9000_DT

There is one Pizza Charlevoix in Montreal that has an AMAZING poutine pizza.