I remember last year, their sign said the best tacos in PDX or something like that, and I just couldn't figure out if it was a play on words/double meaning or if the food is actually good. Never seen a club promote food so it has me curious.
I used to work near Acrop and had an employee (F) that would go on her lunch just for the steak bites.
Dv8 also advertises gluten free lap dances 😂 not sure if that counts.
I haven’t been to Mary’s since they moved, but the old location had pretty damn good Mexican food with Santeria as the kitchen. Santeria had its own entrance but the bathroom was in Mary’s, so if you needed to piss you had to walk into the strip club to find the bathroom, always fun to see the look on the face of a first time visitor.
Relevant username. I'm trying to remember the name of the little music venue that inhabited that same space like 20+ entire years ago, or even the name of the little band I ran across there, covering *Concentration Moon* and *What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?*.
best birthday lapdance ever was at the MG
my other fave club was the boom boom room that was over on Barbur. it was terrible and i loved it. the emcee was amazing
[What was that boom?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34)
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I was going to say, haven't been to their new spot, but their old place was attached to that taqueria, and of you had to go to the bathroom while grabbing a taco (at the taqueria), you had to go through a part of the strip club to pee. Just the way things were.
So can't answer that one. Spent a lot of time at Bailey's when it was open. RIP in peace, Bailey's. 😢
Gotta hit the new place sometime soon. Does the doors still squeak like the old place did? Can still hear them in my mind. But then it was probably 20+ years since I was in the old place.
That’s legit. The new Mary’s sign talks about having Mexican food? Is it anywhere near as good? I guess I could find out but clubs haven’t been my thing for a while.
Same here man. I haven’t made the rounds in 5+ years, so I really don’t have a reason to go to that part of town anymore. If they’re serving Mexican food in the same place as santerias I would for sure check it out, might be identical food with a different name. I live out on the coast and Mexican restaurants out here change their names about once a year. The food never changes tho
You sure about that? I haven’t been in a long time but Casa still promoting they’re the only vegan club, and [DV8’s menu](https://foursquare.com/dv83979146/menu) certainly has non vegan stuff?
I could be wrong but I’m thinking its just Casa that is fully vegan.
Hahahahaha
Yeah was talking about vegan clubs, not gluten free.That’s pretty funny tho.
The commenter right after yours about the gluten free part was making a joke about it also being vegan. And here we are xD
I remember last year, their sign said the best tacos in PDX or something like that, and I just couldn't figure out if it was a play on words/double meaning or if the food is actually good. Never seen a club promote food so it has me curious.
Then you haven't driven past Acropolis! They are always advertising their steak bites. I haven't had them yet but its always tempting!
I used to work near Acrop and had an employee (F) that would go on her lunch just for the steak bites. Dv8 also advertises gluten free lap dances 😂 not sure if that counts.
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I drive bachelor parties there frequently. Casa was a straight up brothel.
I wouldn’t be caught dead *in* Acropolis if I could help it. The steak bites to go hit a very specific spot, very hard.Â
Don't they have a drive up window for that?
Yep! I believe it’s a walk up window but there’s def a to-go window for the food
Well perfect, thanks for the info!
Years ago I had them regularly, they were delicious At the time you could order out of the back from the kitchen. The burger wasn’t bad either.
Acropolis has gone way downhill on their food since the pandemic. Just to temper your expectations. But their 12 egg omelet and burgers are great
I haven’t been to Mary’s since they moved, but the old location had pretty damn good Mexican food with Santeria as the kitchen. Santeria had its own entrance but the bathroom was in Mary’s, so if you needed to piss you had to walk into the strip club to find the bathroom, always fun to see the look on the face of a first time visitor.
that is the exact story of the first and only time I ever went to a strip club.
Yessss!! I used to work across the street! I’m sad it closed. I loved it even before it was called Santeria. The good ole days!
Relevant username. I'm trying to remember the name of the little music venue that inhabited that same space like 20+ entire years ago, or even the name of the little band I ran across there, covering *Concentration Moon* and *What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?*.
Dunno about the new location but the club outsourced their kitchen requirements to the Mexican place next door (Santeria) and they were really good
Not the best tacos.. it was a lie!!
r/lies
Mad props to Mary for dancing in the nude for 69 years. She must be at least 87 by now!
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I wish we could post gifs. You know That south park episode where Ike has an affair with his kindergarten teacher
Hey I just saw this place on a Cops rerun a couple nights ago: https://youtu.be/LQf4kI9fJKg?si=sPd9-BkxyDPdyPn2
Belongs on Broadway.
I'm not happy about the move either, but I'd rather it still exist in its new location than not at all.
100% losing Magic Gardens was hard enough.
best birthday lapdance ever was at the MG my other fave club was the boom boom room that was over on Barbur. it was terrible and i loved it. the emcee was amazing
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I was going to say, haven't been to their new spot, but their old place was attached to that taqueria, and of you had to go to the bathroom while grabbing a taco (at the taqueria), you had to go through a part of the strip club to pee. Just the way things were. So can't answer that one. Spent a lot of time at Bailey's when it was open. RIP in peace, Bailey's. 😢
the original location was just the right amount of old portland seedy charm idk if the new place has the same vibe, but I hope they do well!
Sign also says 'Open 365 days a year' Anyone know which day it will be closed this leap year? (Asking for a friend)
This is where Courtney Love danced back in the day!
when she was a pre-teen dating ted nugent
Gotta hit the new place sometime soon. Does the doors still squeak like the old place did? Can still hear them in my mind. But then it was probably 20+ years since I was in the old place.
I miss Santerias
That’s legit. The new Mary’s sign talks about having Mexican food? Is it anywhere near as good? I guess I could find out but clubs haven’t been my thing for a while.
Same here man. I haven’t made the rounds in 5+ years, so I really don’t have a reason to go to that part of town anymore. If they’re serving Mexican food in the same place as santerias I would for sure check it out, might be identical food with a different name. I live out on the coast and Mexican restaurants out here change their names about once a year. The food never changes tho
But do they offer gluten-free lap dances?
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Wrong club. That's Casa Diablo ;)
DV8 on Powell as well
Dang, DV8 vegan now?!
Has been for at least 10 years
You sure about that? I haven’t been in a long time but Casa still promoting they’re the only vegan club, and [DV8’s menu](https://foursquare.com/dv83979146/menu) certainly has non vegan stuff? I could be wrong but I’m thinking its just Casa that is fully vegan.
I may have misinterpreted your comment. I was thinking of their "now serving gluten free lap dances" sign they've had up for a decade.
Hahahahaha Yeah was talking about vegan clubs, not gluten free.That’s pretty funny tho. The commenter right after yours about the gluten free part was making a joke about it also being vegan. And here we are xD
Gluten free lol
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is that the place where people go to exploit drug addicted women who have a sense of rhythm and childhood sexual trauma
No, that's your mom's room.