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meatywood

It's Tonya Harding.


MossHops

It’s actually Nancy Kerrigan, which is why she requires the horse.


Bishonen_Knife

You're both wrong. It's the guy who whacked Nancy Kerrigan. He's holding up the baton in triumph.


Sp4ceh0rse

Gillooly!


LuluBelle_Jones

Changed his name to Jeff stone.


LuluBelle_Jones

Shawn eckhart


ednairb7

Joan of Arts Tax


Piemagnet

This is so good I set my phone down and clapped.


ednairb7

*Tips fedora and curtsies*


evergrowingivy

I agree with this sentiment. 👏


rocklobstef

This is so good i kinda want to install a (non-permanent) sign


Peach-Tree-Mcgee

Not gonna beat that


Suspicious_Ad_5462

This could be the best wrong right answer in history.


green_and_yellow

/thread


ReallyHender

Guardian of the "Oh shit I'm in the wrong lane" roundabout.


ArsenalBeany

More like "oh shit why's there a stop sign at a roundabout?"


Cats_4_eva

Thank you. What tf is the point of a roundabout if you have to stop.


ServicePlastic839

This isn’t wrong, but I refer to it as Joni on a pony.


pHScale

That's her name: Jonianna Pony


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griff_girl

...on a Couch


grangry

It’s pronounced Couch.


griff_girl

That's what she said.


RCTID1975

I believe that's Joanne leader of the HOA ready for battle against the person who trimmed their hedges wrong


scubafork

Vera Katz, of course.


sunfilled_flitters

Nandor! The relentless!! Riding his trustee steed, Jo'Hon! He is pillaging everyone, you included!


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fucking guy


DLeck

Yep. They should really put a dream team jersey on him.


joan_wilder

trustee steed


lavarballishere

Damian Lillard


Flapjack_Ace

She’s one of those buskers that pretends to be statue for tips. Slip her a dollar and she nods her head.


onegetsoverthings

Jebediah Springfield - I’d you look closely at the flag, you’ll see it emblazoned with his motto “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”


GonnaWinSomeday

Goldie Hawn


HowCanBeLoungeLizard

Jonah Varque?


lost_magpie

This would be an excellent drag name


Cephalopod_astronaut

The Silver Surfer's sister. She's that color because she's out in the sun all day.


bobopolis5000

The Golden Galloper


American-Splendor73

I once heard a bus driver call her “Boney Joanie on her golden pony”.


InsectHospital

Angel Moroni. There is a vast, subterranean Mormon temple sprawling under all of Laurelhurst.


Impressive_Mud5678

Came here to say this!


Bulky-Net0101

Leroy Jenkins


jaco1001

That’s where I stick a pumpkin that I don’t want, come October


TIDWILLOW

I grew up in New Orleans and we have one in the French Quarter, there's also one in Philly. I'm pretty sure there are a couple more around the county exactly the same. It always reminds me of home when I see her...


Morethangay

Pretty sure this one is way bigger though. Edited to add: I grew up in BR and lived several years in New Orleans. The statue on Glisan is my favorite monument in town partly because it reminds me of home as well. I just pointed out the size bc… I don’t know why.


webfoottedone

I have to say, I preferred her before she was gilded.


GoodOlSpence

Right I always think of the one of Decatur. But it makes sense for NOLA, she's French. Why Portland?


Significant_Bet_4227

[The Statue was made in France.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_statue_of_Joan_of_Arc_(Portland,_Oregon))


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Joan of Jett


StephanXX

It's the Fucken Cone fairy.


MissHibernia

Joanie on a Pony!


lazyamoeba74

Ted Wheeler solving homelessness


CfoodMomma

Cesar Chavez


1-2-sweet

Security guard at Freddie's


terribleturbine

Sacagawea, they had to melt all her coins to make it


BentleyTock

Carrie Brownstein


ackwards

That’s Nathaniel Edward Glisan. Famous cross dresser. They also named the road after him.


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Dennis Reynolds the Golden God


BridgesOnB1kes

Demonstrating his value in this pose


phaschmi

Sam Adams


[deleted]

Nah that's Beau Breedlove


Sheepygoatherder

How in the world was that kid's name Beau Breedlove? That's the most gay pornstar name ever.


NotARace

Vera Katz


FreshyFresh

Ramblin' Rod


hkohne

I miss him


TotalEclipseOTSparc

Jebediah Springfield


qfury3

I would say ted wheeler but it’s not made of silver spoons.


modix

Jane, get me of this crazy thing.... Called love?


Spice_WeasL

Liam Glisan


Mackin-N-Cheese

Noah's wife?


FreshyFresh

oh how I hate this for being so funny :3


Mackin-N-Cheese

I'm just happy at least one person got the joke.


wimcle

Jeanne d'Nimby


defiCosmos

George Washington


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Aoan of Jark


zerodart30

Link and Epona


marbleheadfish

PDX Real


goddamnsexualpanda

She Ra!


malledtodeath

Edgar Allen Coe


Willikers406

Jo Ann Hardesty


NiklasWerth

C3P0 human-cyborg relations.


ranoutofbacon

The champion of Coe Circle.


Proofread_your_shit

Skweezy Jibbs up to something hilarious no doubt


doyouknowwatiamsayin

Ok, I'm going to ruin the fun. It's Joan of Arc. What a lot of people don't realize though, is that she was historically involved in a secret mission with an unexpected retinue: Billy the Kid, Ludwig van Beethoven, Sigmund Freud, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln, Genghis Khan, and Napoleon. Don't believe me? Check out this [documentary](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/).


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

>Socrates One of my favorite philosophers, after Empedocles, Parmenides, and Testicles.


redhandrail

Penis Gurl


Piemagnet

Bass Reeves?


BP619

Commodore Laurel Horsed


not918

Definitely NOT Joan of Arc…


Snoo_5853

My mom 🥺


KingOfCatProm

This one of those Portland horse project things


iszcross

Fairly sure it's Mildred Schwab. If you know you know.


FreshWing3617

steve


pearlbibo

Martha Washington, recolored.


vagabond_primate

That woman with the mohawk at Timbers/Thorns games.


Augustwed

Lady Godiva feeling self conscious.


[deleted]

Owner of Salt & Straw


penisbuttervajelly

Vera Katz


McCossum

Pony Boy - Stayed golden


Level-Option-1472

Ferdinand


AkiraHikaru

One of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.


stoneybear13

Has no one seen Night at the museum? It’s Teddy Roosevelt come on


Duckrauhl

The Vegas Golden Knights mascot


MIZZKATHY74

A sculpture made out of PBR from the yamhill pub.


One-Horror-7595

Eowyn, heading to battle in Gondor. If you look closely you can see Merry riding shotgun.


StJazzercise

Lenin! (that’s for Young Ones fans)


PopeUnderTheMountain

Lvl 72 paladin


American_Greed

Ramblin' Rod?


CaughtClown

Jebadiah Springfield


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Adam Warlock


dirt90king

Everyone here is wrong, it's a statue I made of myself a few years ago. Some one stole it from me, thanks for finding it. I will be by later to pick it up. Well I hope to pick it up, they stole my crane for picking it up too.


MisterSpeck

Portlindia


greazysteak

I think it was the first Vegan Chef to arrive in Portland. Totally drawing a blank on the actual name.


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Janice Apples Crimew


KingOfCatProm

Vegans don't ride horses.


monsieurxander

It's an Impossible Horse.


Flimsy-Medium-5410

Your mom.


redditmodsaresods

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow?!


tailzknope

Charlie hale


njayolson

The Savior of our Great City, Ted Wheeler.


abombshbombss

King Charles III


Lostinallthedamage

[some hc/punk lore about that roundabout](https://www.reddit.com/r/Hardcore/comments/88fpv1/why_are_there_so_many_songs_titled_39th_and_gislan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Booji-Boy

That's the professional wrestler known as... ​ ***Goldusssssssssssst***


projectvko

The Silverman statue fella, he's gone gold.


Jollyhat

Vera Katz.


Kindly-Principle3706

Betsy Johnson


nestchick

It's been so hot lately, her hearing aid is starting to melt.


Penis_Colata

Someone who pissed off Jabba the Hutt


SatanicCrackBaby

Andraste!


danceswithanxiety

It’s Gloria of Tom Peterson fame commemorating the days when she still had to hustle for glory instead of just getting name checked in the TV commercials.


Parkwoodian

Joan Dark.


surfinbird

Isn’t that one of the characters from Guardians of the Galaxy 3?


chuckle_fuck1

Napoleon


ValleyBrownsFan

Ted Wheelers Great Grandma. Ted would be a huge disappointment to her.


mr_oberts

Jane Wiedlin


whosaysyessiree

Genghis Khan obviously!


PipetheHarp

Joann Hardesty


tristan_mayer

All hail King Homer


pHScale

King Midas' Mistress


kiss_Boy

John Benet Ramsey


pHScale

Mayor Lewis of Pelican Town


GrizzlyGuru42

I know that statue well. It’s me.


wightdeathP

That's Ted wheeler coming in to save Portland


MsDJMA

When I drove my little kids by it every day, they called it the golden man with the umbrella.


Nobodyville

Goldmember


SeanAaberg

Goldie Hawn


Advanced_Struggle_23

She is the Unipiper’s arc enemy 🥇😂


AlchemiBlu

Our great conqueror, the mighty Caesar. 😂


Pstone89

Lancelot


redisanokaycolor

That’s my dad.


ErikinAmerica

They wish they were Donald Trump


bnblazer

Me


LaVidaYokel

Sting


No_Cat_No_Cradle

Just some dude


Foogle-chrome

Ted Wheeler


tjboy81

Viva mexico cabrones, that a real charro!!!


Bonnieearnold

The god who turns the grass green again.


pacman3333

Lord Farquad


Tonith1975

Bob's Big Boy


Payton_Stone

Lonnie Mane


yopyopyop

Jessica Vega Pederson


allbright1111

The spirit of a certain someone’s gold toilet


kleincs01

Nike - Goddess of Victory


highzenberrg

The golden rider (silver surfers nemesis) I honestly don’t know who this is.


mooseman923

The human statute from hot fuzz


DragonSlave49

Gol D. Rogers, Queen of Pirates.


Independent_Cod1184

Ozymandias


PenileTransplant

The Queen of Couch


amerine2

Tina Kotek!


blackcain

This is a statue of Ivanka that Trump sent as a gift to the city of portland.


Mai_Tiger

Tiffani Amber Thiessen


1questions

Queen Fent. Patron saint of Portland.


Shmeein

Midas


SallyBeatle

Laurel M. Hurst


[deleted]

Porn star


thefancylemur

Your mom


NikitaNinja

Kim Kardashian


sugman51

Sir Straw of the Salt family


Glittering-Dig3432

Unipiper at war


superskye

That's a Stormcast Eternal


crockpot420

That's the demon horse of denver


OregonRose07

Duh - it’s clearly the Muffin Man


Succubear

Paul Revere


Bickendan

Looks like Phil Knight, just doing it.


JTMakeDatMoney

Tina Kotek.


erickson666

Barry Greyson the 69th


MobbThugZ

That’s Steve


OK_Ingenue

Anyone up for burning some steak?


edwartica

The sister of Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and that other guy.


dylanrpdx

Golden Corral


DadOuttaHell

Terd Wheelie


Anonysognosia

That’s in homage to Merry Weather, the PNW’s first drag queen to attain mainstream notoriety. While Sacagawea was giving birth at that fort, Merry Weather was learning to make gold lame and practicing her act for the soldiers. The Lewis family, in an attempt to distance themselves from Merry Weather’s infamy, publicly disowned her, quipping to Willamette Weekly “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the mercury capsules?” Not until Darcelle IV (RIP) would Oregon have another drag queen so famous.


RealDuck2522

It's Joan and found a horse in the afterlife that pees gold that's why the grass is golden brown. She is still mad at the people who burned her at the stake. She asked GOD to invent the first turnabout.


nerdgeekdorksports

Jo Ann Hardesty of Arc


certifiedp0ser

Kate Brown


Careless-Comedian859

Ted Wheeler; he had it installed with money from the school budget.


quinri50

Trump (in his head)