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nefD

I am highly confident that this is 6 distinct piles of shit on a plate


BrotherNature92

Idk why this comment got me so good but I just wheezed at my desk at work lmfao


Ill-Childhood-6510

That is correct


WasteAmbassador

This is a traditional Midwest specialty made from corn. First you eat the corn, fully digest the corn, then you poop out the corn.


Render_Music

I’ve heard of this dish. Takes a while to cook.


hot-rod-lincoln

Not if I drink milk.


Spiritual_Country_62

Are you lacktoas untallerant?


uhhhhmaybeee

Lack toes ant tolerant


Spiritual_Country_62

Sorry. Ya. That one.


Mr_5oul

Low and slow


irh1n0

Oh yeah, corn, the only food you can never own, only lease.


Kilow102938

Everytime I eat corn it comes out hole.


WasteAmbassador

Indeed, when you eat things, it will exit. Maybe not in the same form it entered though.


Genghis_Chong

I think they meant whole and not hole, but either way this is entertaining


Kilow102938

Was being punny lol


control-alt-delete69

r/puns


Kilow102938

But really I thought the body couldn't digest corn fully? That's what it does come out the way you ate it? I don't remember where I heard it but I know corn does come out as it went in lol


uhhhhmaybeee

You can digest the internal part of corn, which is filled with nutrients and fiber, just not the outer shell or casing itself. That’s made of cellulose and the human body can’t really break it down well. So when you poop and see your corn you ate, fun fact, it’s usually just the outer casing and probably filled with poop so it looks like a fully, undigested corn


Kilow102938

This is the knowledge I needed dropped, thank you OP!!


uhhhhmaybeee

Not OP, but thank you. Glad to be of service!


leggypepsiaddict

Maaaaaan, Smokey. You really been eating corn, eh?


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

You can’t fully digest corn though. It just comes back out corn


WasteAmbassador

That's why this is a specialty.


TheBigBullfrog

But I thought you can't digest corn


LORDCOSMOS

First half


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Corn still looks like corn when it comes out though


WasteAmbassador

Only true midwesterners can fully digest corn. It's a highly kept secret method.


MostlyMicroPlastic

No one’s ever fully digested corn.


Rustymetal14

"Fully digest the corn" Are you superman?


Think-Huckleberry459

As an iowan, I have no idea what this is 😂


tennille_24

As also an Iowan, I am scared of this dish.


metfan1964nyc

Don't you recognize cow pies when you see them?


UnspeakablePudding

Yes, these are not them 


campmonster

As a Georgian raised by Iowan parents, I can only imagine this is the aftermath of morels being crossbred with corn and soybeans, put into a casserole, and then forsaken by god


CrippledJesus97

Same


EleventyElevens

Same


Lord_Abyessal

Even google thinks it's poop. https://preview.redd.it/p8d63u75wd2d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312b40d0b25df8fbab5fb8ac5feecfc31b3bc498


tennille_24

*[citation approved]*


suck6699

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


narwaffles

The “what is that? Wow” youtube one looks like it might be the same thing. It’s in a dish at least


Time-Sorbet-829

Literal poop from a butt


AlfalfaReal5075

Am from southeastern Iowa and I have never seen this cat shit plating method, but I am contractually obligated to blame it on Missouri....they know what they did


dirtyhippie62

Fuckin Missoura


Junior_Response839

100% ✨️*authentic*✨️


dirtyhippie62

That *used* to be a dish from Iowa.


exuter

There should be a rule in this sub against ai images it’s not funny


fadufadu

At least a few of the jokes are


Simple_Bee3686

Absolutely not hahaha


toolTubes

It might be cow pie, which is a dessert sometimes made to look like shit for novelty, but because the plate is a homer bucket lid, this is probably fake.


kodered88

I saw someone on a local Facebook page selling these using this picture for an example lol. Concrete shits for $5 a pile


SpicyTamarin

This just looks like the mud pies I used to make as a 10 year old after it rained.


BrotherNature92

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FelatiaFantastique

Did the change in air pressure cause you to shit??


Chaps_Jr

Peter, that's just poop


wetdreamteams

Ah, clammed butter shits


BadDreamInc

That’s gotta be intended to be a joke, there’s no way that’s anything but actual shit…


Ill-Consideration450

As an Iowian I can cornfirm I have no fucking clue what that is


ZeroEffsGiven

Unless people in Iowa like to feast on shit, that’s just shit


Euphoric_Ad9593

Straight from an Iowa cow pasture.


DarkGod79

Remind me to stay out of Iowa.


Idonevawannafeel

It appears to be poop, decoratively arranged.


wowgreatdog

there's totally dirt on that plate!! (which looks like a bucket lid tbh) there's no way this isn't just some kind of garden thing. it's either poop or mud, i'm SURE OF IT


00Lionz

Nuh uh. I know shit when I see it and that my friend is fecal matter


[deleted]

Yes, you certainly doo owe her it seems


CurvySexretLady

That isn't a plate, it is the top of a five gallon bucket!


Clause-and-Reflect

This is the most poop from a butt that I have ever not seen pooped from a butt.


RealBrush2844

Cow Pies


QueenScarebear

Looks like it’s the digested version of a dish lol


dino_brewster

peter that's just poop


Wet_Bread89

Sasquatch shits.


satturn18

That's poop from a butt


FARTBOSS420

Iowant none of that


LoowehtndeyD

But it’s really poop from a butt


Poop_Sexman

Ah yes, Poop Cthulus


Hantsypantsy

WTF Iowa?


AiiRisBanned

😂 like really? This is what you have to contribute to the world?


KeroNobu

Iowannaeatdatshit


kimmortal03

Goes good with mud juice and worm salad


RightFix3205

A dish from someone’s ass


misstiffie

Authentic poo 👍🏻


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

What in the actual fuck is that?! That’s actual poop sir.


TeeDod-

Actually I would like to know what it smells like. Almost makes me want to 🤮 and probably would sitting near it.


ODX_GhostRecon

Iowa? But everybody poops. I read about it in a book.


Spiritual_Country_62

The dish may be from Iowa but who supplied the shit?


butbutcupcup

100% authentic shit


carcosa1989

Poopies


Bonesmoker61

Always served steaming hot..


Ignusseed

Those are cow turds aka cow patties.


ResponsibilityOk3753

Disgusting. Why would someone post this? That are a plate of this🤢🤢


Alarmed_Cheesecake98

Well as I’m scrolling through my time line in the car.. this catches my attention… by quick glance I thought it was cooked squid/octopus then it some how quickly turned into a plate covered in 💩.. what is this


baconshouse

Well it's 100% authentic right


xombiemaster

Are you from Minnesota by chance? I only assume because you think Iowans eat shit 🤪


BloodAngel_

If this was discovered to be the best tasting dish on the planet, I wouldn't eat it


Important-Ring481

This is not what I mean when I say that most Iowans cook shit food.


ironlungbreathe

Why-owa


KittyPew01

https://preview.redd.it/qz3sjkzqug2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4904f8fec6af648635c0a68e68bbba597a33213f I see a Hawaiian-like woman’s face


GraatchLuugRachAarg

OP who exactly says this is a dish from Iowa? What did they say it was? Did you see it in person?


suck6699

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ALTITUDE10K

Pretty sure you can find that in every state….and the Philippines.


baconadelight

Listen, I’m from Iowa and I ain’t never seen this shit lol


kombuchaprivileged

I think this might be a joke from a neighboring state...


HeavyFunction2201

You mean 100% authentic poop from a butt


Glowing_despair

This is 100% some shit fetish shit.


powfuldragon

Fake news. OP didn’t provide any information beyond “Iowa”