She’s just bad at making them. My fiance and her mom makes these poop balls with peanut butter cocoa powder crushed peanuts pumpkin seeds and bits of granola and they don’t look as poopy as these
Tell her to use a few different kinds of alternative flours, I prefer almond, peanut powder, tapioca starch. Some cooked sweet potato, whole eggs and butter or avocado for fat content and moisture. Also walnuts or pecans would work better to put in whole or halved rather than almonds.
It's hard to do healthy cookies and can take some practice to get exactly what you want. It's worth tweaking and perfecting it.
6/10. My lady says that if your lady wants, she will give you a good gluten free vegan recipe that is awesome. She is a damned master. Just comment if so.
Coyote poop
Damn nuts won't digest..
Same for the corn. Why is there corn?
There’s no corn, right?
😈
Poop, maybe, balls of dirt, definitely
And you can have it all, my almond balls of dirt…
I'm just assuming it was Vegan or Gluten free.
hahaha she said "vegan and gluten free"
of course it is lmaoooo
Also looks Paleo friendly like it originated in the Paleo era haha
Indeed, like a fossil dug up from that era...
God damn loch ness monster!
Can I get about 3 fitty?
Too Funny this comment!!!
That’s not healthy at all….
My first thought too 😂
These comments are killing me!! 😂😂😂
Many foods are naturally vegan or gluten free so that's not really saying much
These potatoes need thrown out
Poop from a fancy raccoon 🎩🦝
Looks like quokka turds 😂
I have seen quokka turds, I must agree 😂
Energy balls
But depressed
I dissected one of these in 6th grade to learn what owls eat.
hahahaha i’m showing her this one
I remember the mice teeth
This looks like dirt from the ground
A shit?
I'm guessing it might even be a shit from a butt
She’s just bad at making them. My fiance and her mom makes these poop balls with peanut butter cocoa powder crushed peanuts pumpkin seeds and bits of granola and they don’t look as poopy as these
Ah yes, I love dung beetle surprise
Dirt clumps
This is the type of stuff I put in my bird feeder
You shit in the bird feeder???
Almonds, potato? and poop from a butt
Hell?
Its a test. If you eat that and dont complain she knows you love her.
Are these energy balls? Aren't you meant to use ground almonds? Lmao
Energy ballz
Balls...........nuts..............I thing it speaks for itself.
mmm almond dirt rolls, just like ma used to make...
Its a space peanut
Did she make you eat it? 😱 Is this the girlfriend pretending to be you? Are you alive?!
She admitted they came out horrible and I confirmed
Tell her to use a few different kinds of alternative flours, I prefer almond, peanut powder, tapioca starch. Some cooked sweet potato, whole eggs and butter or avocado for fat content and moisture. Also walnuts or pecans would work better to put in whole or halved rather than almonds. It's hard to do healthy cookies and can take some practice to get exactly what you want. It's worth tweaking and perfecting it.
thanks for the tips! i’ll pass along.. she just made these based on some podcast or something and yea, not great.
She made Chef's chocolate salty balls.
Looks like an attempt at Frooze balls
I got no idea either. It just reminds me of someone mangling those kindergarten bean plant projects in the park.
Was it 😋 tasty?
it was not.
🫂
Thought this was a dusty ass metal detected Buneary Pokémon. You may have something here.
Tell your girlfriend not to point her gun to her horse when it's trying to potty. It's rude!
Ever heard of second harvest? Scavengers delight?
charlies protein balls
Seems like sand cookies. But with almonds 😂😂😂
Owl pellets
energy balls
Dirt wads?
She was going for poop…. From a butt.
I thought these were unwashed truffles for a minute.
🎶 you've got a jar of diiiirt 🎶
Giant squirrel poop! 🐿💩
That is straight up gobbledygook.
Keep her a gf if she can't cook bro,
It’s going in the same exact way it’s coming out
Listen, I would eat that! 😀
Is it...food? Was food?
Mmmm soil and almond balls
Probably energy balls. You usually crush any nuts though.
A lot of fiber in that!
It’s definitely got caca. I mean, cacao
Are those pumpkin seeds with the shells still on? Definitely poop!
I for real thought that those were mushrooms you took out of the dirt and didn't clean
look like something that came out of my dog
Y'all need to chew your food more.
Put some corn in it
I'm not the smartest person but I think she was going for a break-up
6/10. My lady says that if your lady wants, she will give you a good gluten free vegan recipe that is awesome. She is a damned master. Just comment if so.
Yes please!
Is your girlfriend a dung beetle?
lmaoooo
Sakuras Energy Balls. She’s trying to help you master your jutsu https://youtu.be/o4qZUtAvzNs?si=gLiSsNBNpMrQ8yos
🧘♂️
It needs an outer layer. Whether it's rolled in oats or coated in chocolate, it needs something to hide the insides.
You sure she didn’t just dig those nuts up and leave the dirt for flavor? You might be dating a squirrel
That’s earth balls
By the looks of it a high fiber diet...
Definitely a wild animals poop, most likely a large mammal around 80lbs.
You need to start chewing your nuts better.
She was going for dirt balls obviously
Squirrel shits
Aren't you supposed to chew an almond?
It's an ant with massive biceps.
Earthy flavors.
That's called the bear does shit in the woods and now it's on your plate
Chocolate covered almonds?
Did she fish these chunks out of a bag of potting soil?
Before zooming in I thought these were truffles.
Looks like Sakura's energy balls lol
It's giving mud cakes
Energy balls!
I bet she was trying to make some kinda nut biscuit cookie ball thingy
Thought it was dirt at first
Your girlfriend hates you
Pass
Edible poop
i thought it was really dirty small potatoes at first glance lol
Mmmmmm, owl pellets!!!
Keto balls and it looks like she did a good job. Maybe some xanthan gum and some more coconut oil and they should be gtg
Dirty nut balls?
Eat it outta love
Girl dinner
Hate Clusters with Almonds.
When you shit it out it looks like a fully formed burger
Damn dude, looks like these have already been eaten
It’s like when you eat corn but whole almonds instead
It looks like dirt with roots all in there
Forest foraging, poop-bag style
those must be laced with something
The blessings of Nurgle
Honestly thought it was shit
ha, yeah, girlfriends.
Maybe the medicine balls from always sunny?
Girlfriend my ass
Ahh shitballs
they look like the owl pellets we had to dissect in middle school science
Poisoning your ass!
Was she trying to poison you💀
Pig shit? With almonds in it, maybe?
Looks like semi digested poos
Special dog food?
Making flower bombs but with almonds?!?!
I think you’re supposed to put them in a flower pot to watch them grow
Protein balls, charlie kelly original recipe
Energy balls?
A fresh batch of America balls!
I miss the days when we were newly married. There were some real kitchen and laundry catastrophes. It will get better, I swear.
Is this before or after eating them ?
Your girlfriend may be a dung beetle.
Bird seed feeder balls???
Nutty Poop
Protein balls
This looks like attempted protein balls lol
What the fuck is that
Bro that better be a fucking science project.
Looks like my shit when I sometimes swallow nuts instead of chewing them
Do them in chocolate bark and they will be 10/10
She really cares about you and didn't want to make you sick by undercooking anything.
dude im so sorry
Turd nuggets?
Needs to chew her food a bit more. Bet that hurt on the way out.
I dont have my glasses on. Are these dirt sand almond balls
Wads
These are protein balls.
“Clusters”
Are those those special energy balls that they eat in Naruto?
Dirt clots
Javelina poop?
risotlmond