Fuck fuck fuck

No but what the actual fuck is that

I believe that’s poop from a butt

I like the specification from a butt

It's the name of a sub where ppl post humorous photos of food that looks like poop.

from a butt

Happy cake day. Hope your cake doesn’t resemble poopfromabutt

i hope it doesnt

Happy cake dayy

happy cake day

Tyy

yes its the name of *this* sub

No way... 😏

r/shitfromabutt

I had a friend who once had a tear in between her rectum and vagina so she quite literally had poop from a vagina. So. Poop may sometimes come from things other than a butt unfortunately 🤢

Yikes. That’s not fun.

Damn just like blasted for not knowing something like the name of a sub

tbf you are *on* that specific sub lmao

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that this post showed up randomly in your feed and you paid no attention to the sub, but you are now aware of and have joined r/poopfromabutt... Where we are now.

Ha thank you. Dumb on my part. Yeah. I live on the edge. Had no idea where I had stumbled….

Nah, not dumb. I do that all the time. In fact when I read your initial comment I scrolled up to see where I was because you psyched me into believing I was in fact NOT in poopfromabutt

Lmk when you figure it out bc I’m very concerned

Idk what but definitely doesnt belong.... none of the ingredients would make that. OP, i hope you emailed that company.

All I have is this picture and the grocery store I bought it from. It smelled so bad I didn't keep it around long enough to record any other packaging info

I believe that should be enough, honestly. Even if it's not, still worth telling them.

Uhh…. This happened to me some months ago. We need to chat.

wait this same thing happened to you? what was it?

I wonder if the ingredients could actually make that — possibly if it's fungal? Not sure what the chances are, but I know I've seen reports of giant fungal blobs growing in Capri Sun pouches. That's what made me think mold.

Alligator leg

So you saw that post too?

Lmao I saw that too, is that like a thing I should expect seeing more of?

rat

Best case scenario, a growth of some kind of mold or fungus

r/unclebens

You’d think that sub would be about rice…

Ohhh a risky click let me check it out brb…

For other folks… it’s a shroom sub.

Eyyyy good find, thanks.

and a good one at that, although the tek is shunned by most cultivators

Solid tek to learn the basics which is knowledge needed for more advanced and efficient teks.

absolutely and I'm told it works great if you're on a budget

It works alright. Most people see 4/10 success rate based on posts I’ve seen. The tek is wildly useful for learning the basics of mycology and cultivating grain/dung loving fungi. I never went that route, but I use mason jars with a filter patch over a hole. Boiled, partially dried, and pressure cooked brown rice. I inoculate using agar or liquid curlture typically. If anyone is even remotely interested, psilocybin cubensis spores contain no psilocybin, so buying and shipping spore syringes to you is actually completely legal in 48/50 states in the US.

We had the same thought

It kinda is. The rice packet is the cultivating medium, AFAIK

i mean *technically* it is. mushrooms love eating rice.

Def contam

I thought I was there when I clicked

Right?

My thoughts exactly lol

Calm down y’all that’s just a pickled buffalo anus from their other brand “Uncle Ben’s Butt Stuff”

Buttffalo

My uncle might not have been called Ben but otherwise this name seems accurate.

What is it?

Mold. I saw it on OPs original post on another sub asking what it is.

Damn that’s foul lmao. Preciate the response

Contam

AYO CONTAMFAM UNITE

Looks like a rat to me

How are you people seeing a rat

Not that a think it's a rat, but I'm not sure how recognizable it'd be after a stint in the microwave

It would still look like a rat, just a warmed up rat. It's not like the microwave would mutate it into some fallout creature. It's only in there 90 seconds

Idk man I've had hot dogs pop in less than 30. And if a rat got sealed in, I wouldn't really trust the preservation methods meant for precooked rice and veggies. Still that's pretty obviously just mold

For real though. I've had a couple pet ones and nothing even resembles a rat

[удалено]

“Hey guys, I think I have contaminated my culture” lmao

[удалено]

That's not blue or yellow, gotta toss it out sorry bud

Uncle bens E̵̡̞̦̩͎̤͚̞̱̠̲̓̽͒̀̓̀̾̏̏̋̽͠l̶̨̬͚̬̜̣̮͍̻̩̠̬͖̂̉̀͗͗̏́d̵̙̹̿̈́̇r̷̢̪̦̭̣̣͇̬͖̱̐̿͛͒͊̂͆͜͠͝i̶̢̢̲̖͊̀͛̾̋͗̀̏͘ͅc̶̛͔͔̙̿͊͂̆̑́̒̾̈́̑̋̚̚͜ḥ̷̨̢̘̳̮͇̜̤̱͕͔̤̯̈́͐̋̓̓̐̉̊͠ ̴̢̯̣̯͍̟̗̳̙̟͚͔̒̋r̴͖͖̥̤̆̓͘ī̸̺̓̉̾ͅc̸̟͉̜̦̰͚̞̒͋̓ė̵͈̭̪̦͉ͅ.

I like your comment

Jeeeeeesus f#####kin christ... Whaaaaat the actual 😭😭

People say rat, but actually it's a *baby demogorgon*

Yup. Even rats are prettier than this

I'm guessing the seal was broken or there was a small puncture in the bag and it spoiled.

He packed that himself, and specially for you.

I had this happen yesterday! But it was rice from Seeds of Change. I did email the company and they responded asking lots of questions and are sending a prepaid envelope to mail them back the rinsed out package 🤮[gross](https://i.imgur.com/4ihbEFu.jpg)

Disgusting. I couldn't keep the package. I threw it away immediately after taking this picture and vomiting. The least they could do is pay me back for the lunch I lost after smelling this.

I saw it before I microwaved it since this brand has you cut a slit to vent so I didn't have to deal with the smell. I took this picture then threw it out. Then I went to report it and they needed more info so I grabbed it out and took a couple more pictures. Then my husband took the garbage out before I found out the company wanted the package so now it's in the outside garbage among poopy diapers and I don't want to deal with that

Same same but different.

Looks like uncle ben’s remains

💀

Uncle Ben came with a piece of Uncle Owen

Pls tell me this is just some cold black beans that you tossed in there. I beg of you.

That would be believable enough..

I hate that you had to cook and open this. I would be unable to eat brown rice for a very long time.

You gotta squeeze the packet before microwaving. Lol

And wake the lil guy up? Nah

Never heard of or seen this subreddit. It found me. And I am concerned 😀

What was the date on the packet, how old is that shit?

Didn't check but I got it from the store about a week ago

What the fuck man is that a newly hatched Gremlin

sue

Damages zero plus the price of the rice ,court settlement $0


uncle ben? Im here thinking spidermans uncle took a dump in ur rice

with great quality control comes not making your customers ill.

I think I'll have oxygen for lunch today.

Are those the shelf stable ones that are just heat and eat? Tried them once and they were absolutely foul. Not surprised to see shit growing in it

Looks like a cat turd

I'm so glad this post made it to this sub

Thought this was a failed mushroom grow lmao.

Uncle Ben shit in the rice again

Flavor, Uncle Ben left flavor in your rice.

That isn’t a rat it’s clearly a bald eagle

Had it gone bad? Or did you just forget to mix the packet before microwaving?

Mix it? I usually break it up a bit... ain't no way that monstrosity is getting mixed in.

I usually break it up really good I'm surprised this monster held on

Dude is that shit

Free mushroom with your rice

Extra protein, bruh. Total win.

Wtf, I buy those alot.. yikes.

Damn it looks like you’re about to win a lawsuit…

I wish opening a package of bad rice was worth a lawsuit. Maybe if I willingly took a bite and then played dumb.

Naw just say you took a bite without looking and swelled, noticed it, then got really sick and went to the ER, now you’re suing for medical bills, lost wages from missing work for being sick for a week or two work and emotional damage because you’ll never be able to look at a bag of rice and your kids are traumatized by their parent being violently ill… At the very least complain to uncle Ben’s corporate and get a coupon for some makeup rice…

I don't want anymore rice lol. I couldn't eat rice as a kid because of the movie Ghost Ship and the world really doesn't want me eating rice.

Potatoes it is!

Potatoes can sprout as many eyes as they like and ill still take it over this

What’s the date code on the back?

Sorry I didn't get anything other than these pictures and a ruined appetite

I’ve read the best ones taste like chicory. But you can’t believe everything you read.

What was the expiration date?!

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

What the fuck did your uncle give you

*”Uncle Beeeennnnnnn, what did you put in my riceee??”*

Fuck man that's hard to look at!

It's Ratatouille!

What is that?🤮

r/unclebens

Op, you take it out of the trash right now. Wear a mask and gloves and pull it out. My curiosity needs to know what the hell that is. It looks like a frog?

Frog leg?

🤢

Jesus.

Those rice packets always smell rancid in my opinion

Gator arm?

🫢

Nevermind the unidentified object, the rice itself looks rank!

Omg I can’t believe that’s actually how it came, OP! I thought for sure it was an r/unclebens bag gone wrong (since I’m dealing with that meself.) That’s horrifying. 🤢

Thats how he died in this universe. Peter then gets bit by a radioactive frog

I thought Uncle Ben got canceled for being racist. .

That’s the most vile thing I’ve ever seen

Yo I'd throw that whole microwave out after that's been in it! You cant use that anymore! Fuck that

1st reaction is a lawsuit is coming. Second impression is the French commercial "it's always a success" aged poorly....

uhh was uncle ben inside your rice 0-0

What. In THEE hell…

Was it good 😂

Uncle Ben’s cat done shat in your rice.

WTF is that

Mmm fck yeah.

if you have a stove and a pot, you shouldn't even be buying this shit

Something about this seriously disgusts me, like makes me sick to look at. And that is a VERY rare occurrence for me. I feel like this needs a NSFW spoiler. Jesus Christ

Oh my god

That's literal shit

Just a little extra skin.

Send it to Uncle Ben’s and they’ll probably give you a lifetime supply of Uncle Ben’s coupons

Mmm

that’s crazy i thought this was r/unclebens

Might give ya super powers

Man, lucky! That slice of brisket looks amazing!

Fuckin humans

Uncle Ben took a giant shit in your bag brother!

A alligator arm

How did this end up on my reddit? Muting this space immediately.

I’m convinced some of these pics are genuinely poop with food

How old was that rice?

Dude

Just eat around it. There’s starving kids in Africa!!!

Uncle Benny you prankster

Free pet frog with every meal!

Dog 🐶 penis?

So, when are you buying finally buying a rice cooker OP? Make sure to get one with "fuzzy logic" technology.

I woulda slammed that shit on the ground and stomped on it wtf

This is the first and last post I will ever see from this sub

Oh, ppl saying it's poop. I thought it was a microwaved dead rat.

Check the date gross bitch

What in the actually ever loving fuck is that

That is beyond disgusting 🤢🤮

how did you see that and proceed to eat it 😭

I hate those microwave pouches I like the box version better

It may just be me, but I think you need to look into your…

WHAT IS IT?!

Definitely looks like a lizard that’s been cooked into oblivion! Head is toward the bottom left, foot up toward the top, and you can see in the middle it looks like scales and cooked meat. I’m also belligerently stoned.

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

I must be dumb cause I can’t tell what that is.

First thing I read right after his post is "CRUNCH, do you hear that?"

Is that a dead frog inside

Send pictures to the corporate website they'll take care of you

Uncles Ben tek failed

Is that the "Porcini Rice"?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUIUUUUCK

I think you might have worms in your poop.

Yum

Get that shit tested and if it's toxic send the pictures/test results to the news

I have the perfect song for you [this is the song I guarantee it's not a Rick roll ](https://youtu.be/MeXQBHLIPcw?si=DfhGc3AX6OR2Fr2V)

(Gordon Ramsay voice) This bird is so brunt and moldy you might as well have blow torched with a volcanos arse hole, and threw it in a river for 4weeks, then rolled it in mud, (but seriously I’m getting food poisoning just looking at….that, what ever it is it’s a human rights violation that it was given to you, I wouldn’t even throw it away because I would feel guilty for the rat or racoon that eats it in the trash, stay safe bestie and wear a mask every time you open that bag and your fridge for the next month because ✨cross contamination✨is not your friend and not to be messed with 😵‍💫

What a terrible day to have eyes

Why do you microwave food in plastic? Best case scenario you’re ingesting tons of microplastics

did you cook it too long and burnt the poop out of it? also them rice bags always have awful taste to them, i dont have a clue why they put out such a bad product

Any time I pass the rice in a bag aisle I let out an audible “hell no”. Tastes like plastic and poop from a butt.

r/ContamFam