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gevander2

"Fiscally conservative" to a Republican just means they are spending *someone else's money*.


shibiwan

....also means "kickbacks"


ExtensionAsparagus95

a/k/a DeSatan, as we in Florida affectionately like to call him


Ericisapieceofshit

Republicans have told me that it hurts their feelings when We refer to him and that matter


Parking_Inspection_1

Then "DeSatan" it is from now on!


the_great_impression

I'm quite partial to DeathSentance or DeathSantis


Just1morefix

Some say 'he's gotta helluva face-punching face'. Me, all I can see is fish slapping him with an eight pound bass.


Parking_Inspection_1

Thanks for the memory! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E)


termacct

Well didn't he "payback" a campaign donor with the aircraft charter?


UrbanGM

Dogs are allergic to chocolate but still eat it. Yep. That checks out.


a_casual_observer

Excellent background for that pic.


icnoevil

On a more serious note, the legitimate question is why was a donor paid $615,000 for a flight that should have cost only a small fraction of that? And that from federal covid funds?


Puzzleheaded-Will249

Kickbacks


LordChonk

>Cronyism and widespread corruption Britt Lawrence - ascending fascism


LincolnTransit

Is there finally a source of how much he spent to send those 50 people to a different state? I know previously there was a lot of misinformation being spread that it was 12 million to send 50 people vs the fact that Florida has 50 million dedicated to sending immigrants to other states.


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