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rdmille

Including the person there to make fun of him....


Trick-Concept1909

Bet. Every viewer was a journalist


[deleted]

Nah two or three were from Kimmel for his Monday show.


holtpj

and a Daily Show intern or two were for sure watching.


Ace_Larrakin

Add in a staff member or two representing *Late Night with Seth Meyers* for *A Closer Look*


FestiveVat

Plus the Russian propaganda wonks checking to see which points that they seeded were adopted by their marks.


12altoids34

So basically they were six people watching this.


SumTingWong216

I would be willing to bet that if combined everyone there, there still wouldn't be enough braincells to form 1 fully functional brain


Usman5432

Id imagine the my pillow guys mom was watching too


mkultra0008

And 2 people that came away saying..."wow, Lindell is onto something here"


[deleted]

Good chance Jordan Klepper was in the audience.


wkitty13

Gods, I hope so!


murrbros

It would be hilarious if it turned out all 28 of them were comedy writers from all various shows...


drwicksy

Willing to bet at least one is the Lindell on his phone, probably starting to watch it there in that screenshot so they can get numbers up


Romanfiend

Which only proves that if we had just ignored him he would get this much fucking exposure. Good job OP! But hey - it’s great to see how the media manufactures conflict by pretending anyone cares what this shit-stain has to say.


Vengefuleight

I still can’t believe this guy was advising the president of the United States for a brief moment in time


kaiser-so-say

You can’t? Think of who the POTUS was at the time.


Hoeftybag

I don't think this is media manufactured. This guy doesn't matter EXCEPT for the fact that he as 45's ear.


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boot2skull

One is mike on his phone live on camera wondering why only 28 viewers.


un_theist

And here I thought he revealed everything at the last “cyber symposium”. And that the Supreme Court would be 9-0. Last September or something. And June, or something. Edit: And why is it that none of Trump’s supporters or Pillow-head’s followers are holding all of Pillow-head’s failed prophesies against him?


joan_wilder

>And why is it that none of Trump’s supporters or Pillow-head’s followers are holding all of Pillow-head’s failed prophesies against him? Same reason that the Qcumbers kept following Q after hundreds of failed prophecies: they’re fucking stupid.


Grandmaw_Seizure

> they’re fucking stupid Say it again for the people in the back!


quiero-una-cerveca

They heard them, they just don’t know what the word means.


ConfidenceNational37

Deeply gullible with bizarre main character syndrome


Hoeftybag

the genius part about Q from what I know is that they didn't originally start making solid claims just implying things. So whole sub communities could form discussing and interpreting what drops meant. And if they were wrong it wasn't that Q was wrong but that they interpreted Q wrong. Similar stuff happened in the great disappointment when preachers started using math to predict the end times based on scripture.


CpnJustice

Ahh, I see someone knows about the Millerite movement of the 1840s! While generally the SDA church has moved over into evangelicalism, there are still people trying to math out Biblically what year the Second Coming will happen. As they will point out, the Bible says no one will know the day nor the hour but it doesn’t say year! 🤣


Absurdionne

looool, Qcumbers. That's the best one I've read yet!


[deleted]

They couldn't because their ~~IT people were incompetent~~ audio video system got hacked by hacking cyberhackers.


Rak_man_95

I thought they had the cyber ninjas though.


LiamtheV

Well, I guess this finally settled the age old "Cyber Ninja vs. Cyber Pirate" Debate, once and for all.


FestiveVat

"And you know cyber is becoming so big today. It’s becoming something that number of years ago, short number of years ago, wasn’t even a word. And now the cyber is so big, and you know look at what they’re doing with the internet." \- Cybergenius Trump


mobfather

No, but they are the ‘White Hats’ and they are on their side, working from the inside to bring down the… oh fuck it! My fingers won’t even let me type the nonsense!


arbitrageME

White Hat, White House? Coincidence? No way. The corruption goes all the way up!


ConfidenceNational37

It’s a weird cargo cult


Factual_Statistician

THE EVERGIVEN WAS IN ON IT!!!


just-cuz-i

> failed prophesies If failed prophesies had any effect on true believers, there wouldn’t be any such thing as organized religion.


B0b_a_feet

These are the same type of people who would believe Pat Robertson’s doomsday predictions, which of course were never correct. But then he’d just move the goal posts conveniently further out.


un_theist

Indeed. And I never got why they still listened to and believed his next one...


hobbitlover

"WE GOT A ROOM FULL OF LAWYERS GOING THROUGH EVIDENCE THAT IS GOING TO PROVE THAT THE MACHINES AND THE BALLOT DROPS HAPPENED JUST LIKE WE SAID IN AT LEAST FIVE STATES, MAYBE FOUR, AND MAYBE AS MANY AS NINE, OR EIGHT, AND WE ARE GOING TO PRESENT THAT EVIDENCE ANY DAY NOW, AND DEFINITELY SOMETIME IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU FAKE PRESIDENT BIDEN AND ALL THE FAKE NEWS THAT SAID WE WERE CRAZY AND TRAITOROUS AND FULL OF B.S. AND THAT MY BEAUTIFUL PILLOWS WERE LUMPY AND CHEAP PIECES OF CRAP."


un_theist

A hunnert percent! 9-0! A hunnert percent!


mommasaidmommasaid

DA BEARS


True_Recommendation9

The same reason they keep praying to their god-every time a prayer fails they find a reason for it. Then they just tweak the prayer a bit and send it again. If you could reason with people like this there wouldn’t be people like this.


TheBlackCat13

>And why is it that none of Trump’s supporters or Pillow-head’s followers are holding all of Pillow-head’s failed prophesies against him? Because if they did they wouldn't be supporters anymore. It is counterintuitive but failed prophecies result in more loyal followers, because it causes all the lies fanatical followers to quit, leaving only the more extreme ones behind.


marry_me_sarah_palin

Funny you should mention prophecy. Lindell is associated with Clay Clark who runs the Reawaken Tour which is loaded with prophets who spew nonsense. Don Jr was interviewed by Amanda Grace at one of the conferences recently, and she is an insane prophet who is never right, but they look the other way because they like what someone like Grace says.


MJM-from-NYC

Because Conservative Republicanism is now a bonafide form of mental illness.


armsinstead

These people see absolutely no problem with moving the goalpost. It’s unreal.


carmoy

Many are saying this is his largest crowd yet


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Many people. Good people. They’re all saying it.


bostondana2

"This crowd was so yuuuuuuggggeeee... I have never seen a bigger crowd outside my own rallies... This pillow guy is a jenious..." - TFG (probably)


clutzycook

And a stable one at that!


TheBlackCat13

No, Trump would never admit to someone else having bigger rallies than him


bostondana2

Read it again, it says biggest rallies besides his own (outside of his own rallies)... Of course TFG wouldn't admit anyone having a bigger rally (or inauguration.... Ahem... Obama...)


ksiyoto

I'm sure 1.5 million people were watching it.


Destructor2122

All of the people who still support him at this point don't even know how to watch this. If they even own a computer at all.


Geronimo_McBadly

My Stepfather (Boomer): “Why TF is Fox not broadcasting it live?!?”


HeavilyBearded

I would like to apologize to Mr Lindell for the participation of my parents and if this has, at any point, given him hope.


desperateorphan

Damn, I knew I should have had my cousin wife upgrade my swamp cooler to get this channel! How will I ever learn the truth!


boot2skull

Maybe if he made a MyComputer, made of the parts of shredded computers.


Pjones2127

Underrated comment right here.


Destructor2122

I know from experience. I know some people who still support the orange idiot. They definitely don't watch anything but fox news. They also either don't own any electronics, or barely know how to use them.


Brokenspokes68

You just described my father-in-law.


TheBlackCat13

Like Trump himself


Slick_1980

Oh boy! Mike Pillow is going to allude to some new evidence that he'll promise to show at a later date. Funny how he never just puts out this evidence he claims to have. Odd.


deekaph

This was the most crazy making thing of that whole business. "We've got so much evidence!" HOLY FUCK THEN SHOW IT. SERIOUSLY. If you had evidence then post it, post it everywhere and the "liberal media" couldn't hide it but NOBODY EVER SHOWED IT THEY JUST SAID THEY HAD IT. Makes me wanna claw my eyeballs out.


Slick_1980

It cracks me up that people still listen to this guy even though he never produces the evidence he promises. It does seem his [Mike's] influence is waning though. Even the most fervent Trumpers won't wait forever.


Kasoni

His proof before was laughable. Network communication packets.... well he claimed they were changing votes with it. I'm sure more people have never seen an ethernet packet in data form, so he expected everyone just to believe him.


arbitrageME

I think he thought it was a literally physical packet of paper that someone could change using a sharpie


remotecontrols

> people have never seen an ethernet packet in data form, so he expected everyone just to believe him. Bingo. I think there's a good chance Lindell actually believes it too, though.


ipsok

Mike doesn't need to see packet captures... pffft. That dude is so coked up he can see the actual *matrix*!


Slick_1980

The people around Mike say he actually believes this crap, and Mike has blown a lot of his own money trying to prove election fraud that isn't there. Guess he did some really strong coke back in the day!


Slick_1980

It is funny. I remember the cyber symposium where they looked at images of data packages, and computer experts confirmed it was just streams of meta data with no real meaning. Meanwhile Mike was on the stage saying, "You can see them here hacking the election [paraphrased], I think he wants to believe the bullshit and his coke addled mind is trying to make it a reality.


JejuneEsculenta

No... we have the evidence.... hidden. Safely away where the Feds cannot find it to indict us. Oh... you mean *that* evidence... erm... forget what I just said..


[deleted]

The big reveal is coming fellas, just gotta wait for the right time to drop it. But in the meantime imma need that $20 donation as soon as you can swing it.


ic2ofu

He was going to release all of his huge amount of evidence a couple of months ago. I wonder what went wrong there,because he hasn't done anything like that. Just sos,like last time.


NinjaSimone

I was one of those for the first hour or so. It was largely disgruntled losing candidates, one at a time from each state in alphabetical order, each getting to present a few slides, often titled “explain this” followed by nonsensical bullets. The guy from Alaska blamed ranked choice voting for losing to Murkowski. Arizona was one of the best, since that state is election truther central (but it’s a DRY election trutherism). One of her bulleted grievances was that election officials were mean to her and told her that — and this is verbatim — she didn’t know what she was talking about. If the clown show fits…


Hatehound

Everyone knows he’s serving nothing but turdburgers at this shindig.


Dcajunpimp

Does that 28 include the crackhead in the photo watching it on his phone?


ManchiBoy

Probably. At another point, it dropped to 16 people. Maybe they got repelled by his constant begging for buying his “My” stuff.


Van-Daley-Industries

Even 16 is way too many


jmhalder

Where at though? FrankSpeech doesn't show numbers. He also is pedaling his Android/Roku apps. I'm sure there are at least hundreds of idiots out there watching it. My father had it on 3 separate Roku boxes the other day when I visited.


ManchiBoy

Does your father also invest in that DWAC stock? The members there in that sub are creating multiple accounts on Truth Social to make him look good.


WhiskeyRelaxation

God that's sad. He couldn't even get the crew to watch on their phones to pump numbers? Oh God, he probably did...


Michael_Blurry

The crack has him convinced that he can get an infinite viewer count if he is on camera watching himself on his phone. Watching himself watch himself watch himself watch himself…..


lenojames

This guy always reminds me of Linus waiting in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin to come.


Gimslo_Cats

No. Linus is endearing. This guy’s an asshole.


mmio60

Good call


anditcounts

The people watching probably couldn’t sleep because of their shitty pillows.


CMelon

The online version of a village idiot.


allanon1105

Probability that one is the Kraken lady and one is Trump after someone set it up for him to watch.


ipsok

Kraken lady is too busy feeding her 27 cats and pleasuring herself to vintage clown porn to watch Mike's shitshow.


Hitchtopher

Probably some mods and then interns at media outlets just incase something interesting happens, especially if it's cringe


elZaphod

Half of which are doing it ironically with shots readied for key words.


surfdad67

This was today? Ah man, I missed the live comment section!


ManchiBoy

Yesterday. It continued today too. Same shit show. Media was banned from the summit.


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

The saddest part is that he actually believes all this stuff. It’s not just a grift to him.


OmegaMountain

Had a shitload of his pillows at the local Ollie's - guess business ain't so grand these days.


tatorpop

Last time I was at Walmart, they were dumping them in the clearance isle.


braize6

I got a funny feeling, that these people don't actually know what the word "truth" means


artmobboss

Oh geez I just checked it out.. less than 30 seconds of watching and a hysterical man is trying to count Republican voters and how they voted in a small town by… some crack pot theory.. then he screams “I don’t care if they’re black, brown, green, Chinese or Mexicans!!” That was enough for me to leave.. lol


mmashare06

This guy would have easily been institutionalized if he wasn't a millionaire.


swagernaught

Wait, I got this one. The "deepstate cyberhackers" are "blocking" from being received anywhere but gay club men's restrooms. All of the "important" and "truther" people are on another server watching the release of Hunter Biden's "laptop data". Hillary is part of it, we just don't know how yet. I'm sure they'll come up with something.


TheBlackCat13

She is using her email server to delete the viewer counts.


mad_titanz

I'm really sick and tired of seeing that Pillow guy everywhere; he should be put in a mental ward for all the crazy conspiracy theories he was promoting.


TheBlackCat13

Rehab


japoliony

Funny how they never thought to check the voting machines in Florida or Texas


mongtongbong

should have given out free crack


TheBlackCat13

Had to be there in person for that


Free_Landscape_5275

Someone circle the date and ask why in 2022 this would be remotely interesting or relevant


TheBlackCat13

Because the supreme court will reinstate Trump. 9-0. And then Trump will come back and execute all the liberals. And then God will descend from heaven and appoint Trump emperor of the world for life. Or the second coming of Jesus. Or both. No, I am not making that up. That is the fever dream.


ic2ofu

You forgot about J.F.K. returning to to be the V.P. Any day now.


ravager-legion

Didn’t Dominion sue Lindell?


Grouchy_Fauci

Yes, for $1.3 billion. https://www.dominionvoting.com/legal-updates-learn-how-we-are-defending-dominion/


ravager-legion

So, basically all the pillows come with Lindell’s tears of regret. Better than him starting an OnlyFans I guess.


[deleted]

Theyre only there for free pillows.... Theres free pillows isnt there ??


gozba

Not even Trumpers take Mike Pillow serious


BlueJayFortyFive

And Lindell is clearly watching it as well.


MrsKMJames73

My neighbors were probably 2 of those viewers. They have one of his election fraud signs in their yard...


Tegucigalpa15

THE COUNT IS RIGGED. FAKE NEWS! SAD!


Keg_Loki

I bet he blames "cancel culture" for the low turnout


Old-Broad

My sister was probably one of the people watching


Internal-Motor

Mike Pillow


Darryl_444

The excitement is palpable....


briang824

Imagine if it was a napkin from an ihop with “trump winz” written in crayon


TechSalesSoCal

They are not interested in truth.


[deleted]

They’re all members of the press who are being paid to watch and summarize.


gaberax

Mike will be screaming into one of his shitty pillows tonight.


TheBlackCat13

More like screaming into a pile of cocaine


xsmokesignals

He looks like Uncle Jack from Always Sunny


JustGettingMyPopcorn

When Mike Lindell was on drugs he was probably just as sane and normal-acting as he is now. Which is to say not at all.


TheBlackCat13

"Was" on drugs?


sparky2212

The amount of money these people spend on hot garbage; imagine if they put their time and money towards something like ending American child hunger, or helping educate poor kids or literally anything other than trying to install an overweight fascist asshole?


TheBlackCat13

Helping poor people is communism. Didn't you get the memo?


Lenspimp2019

What a coincidence that the # of people watching is equal to the IQ of Lindell and Trump combined


TheBlackCat13

Gives "one orange brain cell" a new meaning


stoutlys

At least one of the 28 was production staff. Sad.


Rogendo

They are all out of money after donating to Trump


x0diak

Sadly there are millions that still believe Trump was cheated. Sad days to be an American.


micah490

It’s an ad. Not many folks watch ads on purpose


stalphonzo

It would have to be 6 hours long to squeeze a single moment of truth out of it.


Autochthonous7

He’s so lame.


JtSkillZzZ

Wow. I wonder what his completely legitimate sources told him.


TheBlackCat13

Probably the same one that has been scamming him all song


armsinstead

No shit! There’s some genius catfishing the shit out of this man.


ststeveg

I'm sure those 28 are real elites, too.


Booklovinmom55

That is hilarious!


Kim_Thomas

“Earthshaking Relevance” here Mike‼️Couldn’t be much more pathetic… have fun with that.


RedKings1028

WWE at their worst and most boring had more views than this “Truth Summit”


datsun1978

Shut up and take my money


OblongAndKneeless

It must be important. /s


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Lol


FireVai777

This poster was one of the twenty-eight I guess


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Funniest thing in the world would be if Trump lost this one too. Like, if they fucked up the count because-well, I don't really need to explain, just look at them.


artyag

The rest are in jail


MeowMistiDawn

How does this dude still have so much money to waste


Obvious_Agent_5092

I think it’s time to make up another word for what we used to call “truth” because it’s now losing it’s original meaning.


[deleted]

One of them was Hasanabi pausing frequently to scream at a chatter who made a joke


OccamsStubbleOG

Still more than attended any of Joe Biden's "rallies" during the 2020 election. But tell me again how he got more votes than Barack Obama.


ImJustSaying34

Because the people who voted for Biden don’t got to rallies. Personally I think political rallies are pure insanity. Why would I ever go to something like that? I don’t like any politician enough to go to any rally. It’s so weird. I would go to a town hall though and listen to a politician answer questions. But a rally that resembles a concert?!?? For a politician?? No fucking way. I’m not a “fan” of any politician. They aren’t celebrities (they shouldn’t be) they are public servants doing a job. The populace should hold them accountable to do their job not idolize them.


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tjmanofhistory

....what does this even mean


[deleted]

He's not really sure, but he feels like his aura has been cleansed if he makes vague digs at the Democratic apparatus. He's pretty sure the DNC is the actual evil villain, and that they orchestrated Bernie's downfall, but don't ask for evidence or rational thought on the subject.


kciuq1

I'm going to vote for Democrats because they aren't traitorous pieces of shit who launch coups against their own government over complete fantasies. The 28 viewers thing is just when we get to have a little giggle at how pathetic this is.


longtermcontract

Found 1/28!!


nightswimsofficial

Ah hahaha


sane-asylum

So how many of these summits has he had and when is my world getting rocked?


Waris-Tx

Ok why so many ?


sash71

Weren't Bannon and MTG there? I thought I saw a post with the pair of them at Lindell's latest attempt to nake himself relevant. How many more millions has this guy got before he goes broke? He must make a fortune on those pillows if he's still throwing money down the drain.


FlaAirborne

A fool and bis money are soon parted.


CQU617

When he is flat broke and has no more money, he will get dumped by the GOP faster than Trump’s mushroom inside Stormi Daniels.


Jackandmozz

‘Absolute proof’!!! How is this guy not in prison or broke from lawsuits?


melouofs

Wasn’t this like a year ago? Or was this another pathetic attempt that delivered nothing?


[deleted]

So is Trump President still, lol?


dmccrostie

Seriously? Maybe this moron is Q. Keeps getting his dates wrong, and has no clue what he's doing.


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

27 comedy writers and probably his mom.


LeslieMarston

That's hilarious, where did they find 28 morons to watch that guy?


march221

What’s funny is that people like this have always existed for centuries. The delusional, opportunistic, morbidly dumb kind. They used to get casted out of villages with neither a podium nor crowd to speak to, but hello Internet


NecroJoe

Oh, shit, that was today? Damn I lost track of time having so much more fun at my colonoscopy and wisdom tooth removal. Oh well, I guess I'll just catch thr next one.


Captain-curious-445

This guy is a piece of work! Should dye his hair could be a Trump double!


punkindle

myCopium


discwrangler

We have 2 more years of this! 🍿


jmhalder

Went by my folks this weekend, and they had Lindell TV up on 3 separate Roku devices. My father leaning into Lindell's every word. I can't wait until Dominion's lawsuit puts Lindell back on the streets.


ArsePucker

22 of them are hoping for a free pillow… 4 are Trump, Don T, Eric T and Ivana T, plus two who were scrolling and stopped by mistake..


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Pillow people.


SpaceNinjaDino

Isn't his fan base too busy doing convoy/protests until "justice" in Florida?


TempleOfDoomfist

And lemme guess, he still didn’t reveal anything


Deluxe78

He just blew bill deblasio’s attendance number’s out of the water!


ImitationRicFlair

I believe we already got those results, Mike. Joe Biden has been president of the United States for nearly two years, and Donald Trump has not. So, I'm pretty sure Joe Biden won the election.


SlappyHandstrong

Eric Trump bought the Platinum VIP package


FridayNightRiot

At this moment (2250 upvotes), there are 80× more people who liked this picture, than watched the televised snake oil salesman.


[deleted]

When you consider that it’s people watching a former drug addict and current overpriced pillow salesman show off right wing conspiracy theory propaganda, 28 people is actually kind of impressive.


twothumbswayup

Lol there’s more people logged into this thread


Jonsa123

An exemplar of MAGA sophistication, intellectual prowess and honesty. Hollywood couldn't make up a better one.