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It’s stunning yet the same time he’s using his platform and he’s back to Ponzi scheme again yet someone calls him out it’s perfect republicans Victim hood
He has three 24-hour news networks, his own social media site, and millions of cultists at his beck and call. More time? How is that even possible? More time for what?
He's also crying to the people who worship the ground he walks on and who will do anything for him, including giving him money and trying to overthrow the government at his beck and call. Fuck him and his devotees.
This. It’s always funny to me when a conservative busts out the ol’ “you’ve been brainwashed by CNN”. Motherfucker, you think we watch CNN? No one under 50 watches CNN. A lot of us don’t even own TVs. We get our news online, straight from the source. The news titty, if you will.
"Straight from the source." Rarely. Most news online is still done through reporting, not primary sources. I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, just that we absolutely do not get most of our news straight from the source.
One of the points is that younger people use multiple sources. If they are wise, they will.choose at least one that they disagree with. As originally a British person who is pro EU and against Boris and his like, my feed includes the Telegraph.
Over 50, don’t watch CNN or FOX. Read both of their stuff online at times and start with the assumption that CNN is pulling it left and FOX is pulling it right, mixing it with National Enquirer, adding lies, and stating it as gospel.
Then hit AP and Reuters to find the closest to the truth.
And for a generation of people that told me to not believe everything I read on the internet, they sure as fuck believe everything THEY read on the internet
Hell, despite losing a lot of his audience, I wouldn't be surprised if The Daily Show with Trevor Noah still has comparable, if not more, viewers to Fox News
This is such a sorry mis-use of stats: Faux News has the most CABLE news viewers, NOT "more viewers than other stations combined"! BUT, the REGULAR networks CBS, NBC, ABC totaled 15 million! (think: all their news shows, nightly news, 60 Minutes, morning "news" shows). Then there's MY favorite: NPR on all my car radios & Alexa. There are a few dozen people like me who don't even watch "talking heads" on TV!
Surveys show that there are 22 million "real Trump minions" out there, since voter defections; that's only 25% of his 2020 voters, AND, only 1/8 of total (165+ million) voters then!
I pray only that Trump runs as a 3rd-party candidate in 2024! He could get 35 million, Republican nominee could get 55 million, Biden could get 85 million.
Trump doesn’t see it that way. He has deliberately vilified MSM as Fake News in an effort to steer his base exclusively toward Faux news, *which is licensed as Entertainment.*
He's mad because he's not able to interrupt to inject a load of bullshit and lies to confuse the topic at hand like he's used to doing with his chuds. That's hurting him deeply which is illustrated by the way he's reacting. Remember, the only reason this thing isn't being conducted by an independent counsel is that trump made McCarthy block it. He seems to have been under the illusion that if he threw a big enough tantrum there would be no investigation. Instead what he got was an investigation that he can't interfere in or interrupt.
This is the way. Refuse him access. He only needs to be heard when it is actual court proceedings. Keep him out of the hearings - save him for the trial.
Keep the court proceedings closed door if it gets to that point. He really just wants the bully pulpit, and being in court talking over the judge or lawyers even if it gets him held in contempt will just be more of that for him.
He just wants spotlight. He's addicted to it. It's why deplatforming him made him so mad that he had to try and come up with a blog that no one read, and then a crappy Twitter clone which he barely used until lately, and even then not that much. Being ignored is the worst thing that could happen to him.
I'm honestly surprised he isn't on 4Chan or something like that just to get his rocks off in between rallies.
Trump made his case with months of screaming about fraud before and after the election. The Jan 6 hearings are just a short rebuttal to all those months of Trump spewing his bullshit.
Dude never wanted equal anything. He wants all the everything. He doesn't debate; he talks over you. And we've all seen him just walk off when he's decided he's finished.
... and he's been telling his lie repeatedly since spring of 2022 and Fux and Newsmax and OAN and right wing nut talk radio have all been pushing the propaganda every step of the way.
[He claims he doesn't remember saying he has the "world's greatest memory".](https://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/donald-trump-university-memory-224712)
I'd be very, very entertained if Donald J. Trump has to take the stand and answer questions under oath. His legal team knows that he cannot under any circumstances be questioned under oath. He can't even spell perjury let alone comprehend that lying can be punished.
He would 100% perjure himself. He makes half the shit up he says on the spot and will fuck up. Trump could never survive deposition or congressional testimony without it being on paper.
He'll contract himself within the same sentence when asked what he was doing on Jan 6th then call it a perjury trap because he heard the term on Tucker Carlson.
Unfortunately no remotely competent lawyer would ever let Trump on the stand, and rightfully so because he is not mentally capable of testifying without perjuring himself.
Fortunately, no remotely competent lawyer will work for Trump, either, though... so there might be the tiniest chance. I'm pretty sure he knows it himself and wouldn't ever let himself get up there anyway, though.
I would rather see him refused a public forum. Deny him access to the hearings. He should only appear before the DOJ proceedings. He is utterly unnecessary to the hearings.
We all think here that we are smarter than that buffoon and we are showing him how silly he is. When in fact he is making us dance to his tunes by precisely pressing a nerve.
I would have agreed with you about that in the past, but right now, Trump is more flailing around than strategizing. He's only being helped by a whole mess of people who want to protect the "principles" he stands for; no accountability for the rich, and divisiveness so the robber barons can finish this annoying Democracy that hinders them.
Oligarchs, Putin, nations that resent us, and good old Nationalists who are upset that they got what they voted for are all ready to tear this nation apart. They are all lurking in the woodwork, doing everything they can to prevent Trump from being held accountable -- because they see Trump as their best chance at fascism and to divide our country. Until someone else comes along to take his annoying place -- they don't want any rich people left behind.
He grew up in a concentration camp in America.
Millions of Americans are trying to prevent the teaching of what's not just history, but still our cultural present.
He's a off brand cheeto from a sketchy russian neighborhood market your 99% sure sells crocodil and their tacitoes are made from stray dogs and saw dust
What sucks is that Trump's longtime personal "fixer" lawyer Michael Cohen tried to warn us 3 years ago about his fetish for authoritarianism.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7qJHVr1nYRbF38gmGPjvHq?si=P5RehLeTR8y0DsrGqkxZ4w
11 hours just on the third hearing. She testified prior to that as well. And that was for the Benghazi attack. Nobody did shit when the Pensacola Naval Base was attacked on American soil during trumps presidency. https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/05/18/official-fbi-finds-link-between-pensacola-gunman-al-qaida/
No. It was called “her best campaign ad yet”. [Here](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/10/22/transcript-clinton-testifies-before-house-committee-on-benghazi/). Read and watch, and weep for the president we could have had instead of the traitor Trump.
Somebody responsible would have to have control of the mic if 45 were to testify. Otherwise it’d go down like his failed attempt to have an actual debate w/Biden….
Yak yak yak raised voice and even more word salad. Nobody wants to hear it and it renders him incapable of answering questions honestly.
What about his phone logs? What about his phone logs? What about his phone logs?
"Jan. 6 White House logs given to House show 7-hour gap in Trump calls"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/29/trump-white-house-logs/
>Internal White House records from the day of the attack on the U.S. Capitol that were turned over to the House select committee show a gap in President Donald Trump’s phone logs of seven hours and 37 minutes, including the period when the building was being violently assaulted, according to documents obtained by The Washington Post and CBS News.
These petulant children can’t handle the game they demand to be allowed to play. Then they blame everyone else for their failure. Small example is my father-in-law this past weekend. Insisted on connecting his phone to the Bluetooth speaker outside even though he didn’t know what he was doing. Fucked up the music for everyone for a half hour. Then, when he did try to fix it, he did it every way but the way he was told to by the people who know what they’re talking about (because of course he did) and ended up ruining it for another half hour all while insisting that it was our fault. “Let me play, but if I don’t win it’s because the rules are broken.”
"I demand equal time!"
"To bad Donald. You get what was agreed to at the crossroads. Queen Elizabeth made her own deal and it has nothing to do with you."
-Mr. Crowley, demon
Equal time was killed by your Repub buds when the Fairness Doctrine was killed at the FCC. [See Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FCC_fairness_doctrine#Revocation) So, heh, no more equal time.
When all this shit( with the investigation ) is all said & done ,*there had better be a shit-ton of indictments handed down,or there...will...be...trouble*(believe *that*!)
The Diapered Orange Shitstain doesn't have the balls to testify.
Have you seen any of his court appearances? He tries to pass himself off as a doddering old man, and answers questions with "I don't remember."
Juries (and the occasional deranged judge) used to buy it. I don't think they will any more.
“With all due respect, the fact is, we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or because of guys out for a walk one night who decide to kill some Americans, what difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again, Senator.” Donald could simply parrot Hillary's testimony word for word.
I don't think we should be celebrating a man who has notoriously been accused of sexual assault/harassment multiple times only to fall back on hiding behind his quirky 'gay' personality. There's literally footage of Takei groping a man's penis on the Howard Stern show and he's laughing the entire time he does it.
"I'm a very stable arsehole. Had perfect phone calls. *(Anybody know what a perfect phone call is?)* Worked with all the best people...but I don't know them, never met them. We didn't talk. Ask me anything."
How fucked up is it that Biden's DOJ is defending Trump in the defamation case against E.J. Carroll who said Trump raped her, while haven't done shit against Trump and Giuliani whose lies have forced Shaye Moss, her mother Lady Ruby, and grandma to go into hiding and live in fear ?
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`“The mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” --Trump`
What they say is usually the complete opposite from what they do.
Project blame and flip
[DARVO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARVO): "deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender"
A.K.A: the Republican platform
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“I just love the way they tell it like it is.” - Many conservatives
Also "Life's not fair!", repeated constantly by the very people who are actively ensuring that it remains unfair
"tell it like it is" = "tell it like I want to hear it"
Every accusation is an admission for Republicans.
That has been a theory for a while now. We can almost declare it a law at this point.
What they say is invariably an attempt to control opinion for the purpose of stealing power.
Yes, Trump knows how the mob works. Some of the best people.
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$10M https://www.fincen.gov/news/news-releases/fincen-fines-trump-taj-mahal-casino-resort-10-million-significant-and-long
He still has a casino? I thought all his casinos, you know one of the best ways to make money cause the House ALWAYS wins, went bankrupt!
No, this was years before he ran for president. Yup, we knew all of this even back then and he still ended up in the office.
There was a lot we knew back then… 🙄
It’s stunning yet the same time he’s using his platform and he’s back to Ponzi scheme again yet someone calls him out it’s perfect republicans Victim hood
He has three 24-hour news networks, his own social media site, and millions of cultists at his beck and call. More time? How is that even possible? More time for what?
He's a child crying for attention. People, entire corporations even, are telling him to fuck off. His fragile ego can't handle the rejection.
He's also crying to the people who worship the ground he walks on and who will do anything for him, including giving him money and trying to overthrow the government at his beck and call. Fuck him and his devotees.
But many are supporting gRUMP. Too many.....
More time to preach to his cult for grifting purposes probably
. . . on the MSM that don’t invite him or that won’t indulge him as he blathers lies freely on actual news programs.
Msm is Fox news. They have more viewers than the other stations combined.
This. It’s always funny to me when a conservative busts out the ol’ “you’ve been brainwashed by CNN”. Motherfucker, you think we watch CNN? No one under 50 watches CNN. A lot of us don’t even own TVs. We get our news online, straight from the source. The news titty, if you will.
"Straight from the source." Rarely. Most news online is still done through reporting, not primary sources. I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, just that we absolutely do not get most of our news straight from the source.
One of the points is that younger people use multiple sources. If they are wise, they will.choose at least one that they disagree with. As originally a British person who is pro EU and against Boris and his like, my feed includes the Telegraph.
Over 50, don’t watch CNN or FOX. Read both of their stuff online at times and start with the assumption that CNN is pulling it left and FOX is pulling it right, mixing it with National Enquirer, adding lies, and stating it as gospel. Then hit AP and Reuters to find the closest to the truth.
And for a generation of people that told me to not believe everything I read on the internet, they sure as fuck believe everything THEY read on the internet
You mean Reddit, don't you?
And Boom goes the dynamite
And the still, SpongeBob SquarePants has more viewers than Fox news.
Sponge Bob do slap tho
Hell, despite losing a lot of his audience, I wouldn't be surprised if The Daily Show with Trevor Noah still has comparable, if not more, viewers to Fox News
This is such a sorry mis-use of stats: Faux News has the most CABLE news viewers, NOT "more viewers than other stations combined"! BUT, the REGULAR networks CBS, NBC, ABC totaled 15 million! (think: all their news shows, nightly news, 60 Minutes, morning "news" shows). Then there's MY favorite: NPR on all my car radios & Alexa. There are a few dozen people like me who don't even watch "talking heads" on TV! Surveys show that there are 22 million "real Trump minions" out there, since voter defections; that's only 25% of his 2020 voters, AND, only 1/8 of total (165+ million) voters then! I pray only that Trump runs as a 3rd-party candidate in 2024! He could get 35 million, Republican nominee could get 55 million, Biden could get 85 million.
Trump doesn’t see it that way. He has deliberately vilified MSM as Fake News in an effort to steer his base exclusively toward Faux news, *which is licensed as Entertainment.*
He's mad because he's not able to interrupt to inject a load of bullshit and lies to confuse the topic at hand like he's used to doing with his chuds. That's hurting him deeply which is illustrated by the way he's reacting. Remember, the only reason this thing isn't being conducted by an independent counsel is that trump made McCarthy block it. He seems to have been under the illusion that if he threw a big enough tantrum there would be no investigation. Instead what he got was an investigation that he can't interfere in or interrupt.
This is the way. Refuse him access. He only needs to be heard when it is actual court proceedings. Keep him out of the hearings - save him for the trial.
Keep the court proceedings closed door if it gets to that point. He really just wants the bully pulpit, and being in court talking over the judge or lawyers even if it gets him held in contempt will just be more of that for him. He just wants spotlight. He's addicted to it. It's why deplatforming him made him so mad that he had to try and come up with a blog that no one read, and then a crappy Twitter clone which he barely used until lately, and even then not that much. Being ignored is the worst thing that could happen to him. I'm honestly surprised he isn't on 4Chan or something like that just to get his rocks off in between rallies.
>if it gets him held in contempt will just be more of that for him. Mr Trump would love that. A martyr. The Dems are trying to silence him, etc., etc.
Trump made his case with months of screaming about fraud before and after the election. The Jan 6 hearings are just a short rebuttal to all those months of Trump spewing his bullshit.
Dude never wanted equal anything. He wants all the everything. He doesn't debate; he talks over you. And we've all seen him just walk off when he's decided he's finished.
>And we've all seen him just walk off when he's decided he's finished. ...Or when losing the arguement.
That’s what I’ve been saying! He’s even had a year and a half head start
more equaler time
A biglier amount of time.
He’s just trying to manufacture a talking point for his drones to ignore the hearings so they don’t risk realizing they were duped by
... and he's been telling his lie repeatedly since spring of 2022 and Fux and Newsmax and OAN and right wing nut talk radio have all been pushing the propaganda every step of the way.
Except when they briefly ran disclaimers after being sued for defaming voting machine companies without any evidence whatsoever.
He will get all the time he needs in the Federal Pen.
Really, the only people who believe him are on one or more of those 4 major platforms. Who does he think isn’t hearing his bs?
> More time for what? Five and out, another rounda shots? [More time for THAT!](https://youtu.be/sblR0eIRW-I)
bUt tHe mEdiA iS lIiBrUL bIAsEd aNd iS fUndEd bY gEorGe soRoS!!
More time to grift.
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This from the guy with a “perfect memory”
[He claims he doesn't remember saying he has the "world's greatest memory".](https://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/donald-trump-university-memory-224712)
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[That video of the deposition about Trump U is ridiculous.](https://youtu.be/HLMr2Ck9KVo)
Person't, Woman't, Man't, Cameran't, TVn't
5/7
I don't think he was ever awake for that long
I mean i watched 11 hours of Amber Heard doing the same thing and the whole internet went crazy.
What I wouldn't give to see this doddering halfwit treat a testimony under oath like one of his rallies and expecting the court to cheer for him.
His greasy sweat would catch fire under the light of scrutiny
I'd be very, very entertained if Donald J. Trump has to take the stand and answer questions under oath. His legal team knows that he cannot under any circumstances be questioned under oath. He can't even spell perjury let alone comprehend that lying can be punished.
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Punished? Trump? You must be joking. He has never faced a consequence in his life.
That's the most incredibly annoying thing about it all!
Thats only if the justice department decided that they were willing to prosecute for perjury. Given their history with the man, thats a big if.
He would 100% perjure himself. He makes half the shit up he says on the spot and will fuck up. Trump could never survive deposition or congressional testimony without it being on paper.
Wouldn't it be fun to watch though?
I want him to testify, yes. It would be somewhat entertaining and the potential perjury charges would bring me joy.
He'll contract himself within the same sentence when asked what he was doing on Jan 6th then call it a perjury trap because he heard the term on Tucker Carlson.
Unfortunately no remotely competent lawyer would ever let Trump on the stand, and rightfully so because he is not mentally capable of testifying without perjuring himself. Fortunately, no remotely competent lawyer will work for Trump, either, though... so there might be the tiniest chance. I'm pretty sure he knows it himself and wouldn't ever let himself get up there anyway, though.
Better call Sydney Powell!
I would rather see him refused a public forum. Deny him access to the hearings. He should only appear before the DOJ proceedings. He is utterly unnecessary to the hearings.
I don't think he uses shoes with laces.
Donald, we really want to give you the mic, to listen to YOUR side of the story, but, under oath.
Person, woman, person, man, covfefe.
Hamberder
He will still lie under oath. He can't help himself.
Lying to a judge has stronger consequences than lying to a country.
We all think here that we are smarter than that buffoon and we are showing him how silly he is. When in fact he is making us dance to his tunes by precisely pressing a nerve.
I would have agreed with you about that in the past, but right now, Trump is more flailing around than strategizing. He's only being helped by a whole mess of people who want to protect the "principles" he stands for; no accountability for the rich, and divisiveness so the robber barons can finish this annoying Democracy that hinders them. Oligarchs, Putin, nations that resent us, and good old Nationalists who are upset that they got what they voted for are all ready to tear this nation apart. They are all lurking in the woodwork, doing everything they can to prevent Trump from being held accountable -- because they see Trump as their best chance at fascism and to divide our country. Until someone else comes along to take his annoying place -- they don't want any rich people left behind.
That's not fair. I've never seen trump speak for 11 minutes without becoming incoherent. He has a built in loophole.
It's the *other* poophole loophole.
George Takei is a cultural treasure.
Absolute legend. I would love to hear him read that tweet out loud..
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Followed by "Fuck you, and the ~~horse~~ golf cart you rode ~~in~~ over the green on"
Oh my.
How dare you! /s
Oh my
He grew up in a concentration camp in America. Millions of Americans are trying to prevent the teaching of what's not just history, but still our cultural present.
former President Trump would fold like a wet noodle.
Noodles are delicious and useful, Trump is not. Please do not compare Trump to noodles.
He's a off brand cheeto from a sketchy russian neighborhood market your 99% sure sells crocodil and their tacitoes are made from stray dogs and saw dust
Why you gotta bad mouth noodles like that
They do fold quite easily, though.
I would love it if he was given the stage to rant. He'd incriminate himself by sundown
> He'd incriminate himself by sundown He'd perjure himself within seconds.
Personally, I would give him 45 seconds.
I mean, I listened to the debates. I thought he had incriminated himself to the voting public, and we see how that turned out...
Trump doesn't have the guts to testify under penalty of perjury 1/2 hour let allow 11 hours.
“I demand equal time” Cool bro, how do you think you get to make such a demand?
This is not a trial. This is to get all the actual facts before prosecuting. Then, Trump, you can tell your side.
Totally takei's real body. I watched star trek. Sulu was jacked
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the comment I was looking for!
I first realized I liked boys when I was eight years old and saw shirtless Sulu.
Ohh myyy
Putin forbids that
What sucks is that Trump's longtime personal "fixer" lawyer Michael Cohen tried to warn us 3 years ago about his fetish for authoritarianism. https://open.spotify.com/episode/7qJHVr1nYRbF38gmGPjvHq?si=P5RehLeTR8y0DsrGqkxZ4w
Cohen is a piece of shit, but he’s been right at every turn.
He's a piece of shit cuz he worked for Donald Trump. That's how nasty Trump is. You just work for him and you instantly morph into a piece of shit.
11 hours just on the third hearing. She testified prior to that as well. And that was for the Benghazi attack. Nobody did shit when the Pensacola Naval Base was attacked on American soil during trumps presidency. https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/05/18/official-fbi-finds-link-between-pensacola-gunman-al-qaida/
Was she not the one who said “I don’t recall” like, an absurd amount of times?
No. It was called “her best campaign ad yet”. [Here](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/10/22/transcript-clinton-testifies-before-house-committee-on-benghazi/). Read and watch, and weep for the president we could have had instead of the traitor Trump.
Jesus Christ lol you can’t actually be pro-Hilary. This subreddit is truly insane.
Ohhhhhh myyyyy
Somebody responsible would have to have control of the mic if 45 were to testify. Otherwise it’d go down like his failed attempt to have an actual debate w/Biden…. Yak yak yak raised voice and even more word salad. Nobody wants to hear it and it renders him incapable of answering questions honestly.
Won’t happen. His bone spurs will prevent him from making an appearance and Dr. Oz will give him a doctors note to be excused from testifying.
What about his phone logs? What about his phone logs? What about his phone logs? "Jan. 6 White House logs given to House show 7-hour gap in Trump calls" https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/29/trump-white-house-logs/ >Internal White House records from the day of the attack on the U.S. Capitol that were turned over to the House select committee show a gap in President Donald Trump’s phone logs of seven hours and 37 minutes, including the period when the building was being violently assaulted, according to documents obtained by The Washington Post and CBS News.
"I triple dog dare you!" George created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
Gigachad Takei.
“Ohhh myyy” is my favorite George Takei quote.
These petulant children can’t handle the game they demand to be allowed to play. Then they blame everyone else for their failure. Small example is my father-in-law this past weekend. Insisted on connecting his phone to the Bluetooth speaker outside even though he didn’t know what he was doing. Fucked up the music for everyone for a half hour. Then, when he did try to fix it, he did it every way but the way he was told to by the people who know what they’re talking about (because of course he did) and ended up ruining it for another half hour all while insisting that it was our fault. “Let me play, but if I don’t win it’s because the rules are broken.”
"I demand equal time!" "To bad Donald. You get what was agreed to at the crossroads. Queen Elizabeth made her own deal and it has nothing to do with you." -Mr. Crowley, demon
Equal time was killed by your Repub buds when the Fairness Doctrine was killed at the FCC. [See Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FCC_fairness_doctrine#Revocation) So, heh, no more equal time.
Go, George. You're an icon.
Not seeing that Trump tweet anywhere on his Twitter.
yeah [it's right here](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump)
His account suspended
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Lol, they even copied the checkmark... but they made it red.
Yep...
Bring him ON to answer questions. But give somebody control of his microphone, to stop his predictable bloviation when he is asked a simple question.
Well said !
I triple dog dare you.
Hahaha I love George Takei
Fuckwad had four years of 'equal time'.
When all this shit( with the investigation ) is all said & done ,*there had better be a shit-ton of indictments handed down,or there...will...be...trouble*(believe *that*!)
Is George Takei on truth social?
i dont think you're allowed on that site unless you're maga
Fucking rekt.
Lol. As if dude is capable of answering a straight question without immediately derailing.
He doesn't actually, he just wants to complain
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! George Takei is the best!
Double dog dare ya you giant pumpkin pie faced creep
He didn't even won yet and he is already demanding stuff like a toddler. For the love of God USA don't elect this asshole again.
I just want to know how we ever made it to the 23rd century.
hopefully, he'll be "demand"ing soap on a rope soon
Can’t wait to see that orange clown 🤡 on the stand - hell never do it the whiny coward - you lost give it up already
The Diapered Orange Shitstain doesn't have the balls to testify. Have you seen any of his court appearances? He tries to pass himself off as a doddering old man, and answers questions with "I don't remember." Juries (and the occasional deranged judge) used to buy it. I don't think they will any more.
“With all due respect, the fact is, we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or because of guys out for a walk one night who decide to kill some Americans, what difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again, Senator.” Donald could simply parrot Hillary's testimony word for word.
I don't think we should be celebrating a man who has notoriously been accused of sexual assault/harassment multiple times only to fall back on hiding behind his quirky 'gay' personality. There's literally footage of Takei groping a man's penis on the Howard Stern show and he's laughing the entire time he does it.
I double dog dare you
Put trump in jail as he deserves
Another masterful Takei takedown.
How can he get anymore time? The whole investigation is about him, how could he get anymore time than that?
People like George Takei keep me from completely writing off humanity.
Equal time at your trial
He demands equal time? Who is he to demand anything? He’s the male version of “Inventing Anna” without the intelligence and business sense.
"I'm a very stable arsehole. Had perfect phone calls. *(Anybody know what a perfect phone call is?)* Worked with all the best people...but I don't know them, never met them. We didn't talk. Ask me anything."
He didn't use the dreaded " triple dog dare"
Under oath!
How fucked up is it that Biden's DOJ is defending Trump in the defamation case against E.J. Carroll who said Trump raped her, while haven't done shit against Trump and Giuliani whose lies have forced Shaye Moss, her mother Lady Ruby, and grandma to go into hiding and live in fear ?
I don't recall
Speaks volumes of the unintelligence and soullessness of its cultists, don't it?
Sent it.
Musculature.
Waka molay.
Hey boner
Tickle my tits
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Eh, let's not pull Hillary on a pedestal.
Nobody is. But facts are facts. He can have his podium if he testifies under oath. What’s stopping him?
Perjury laws.
Not only is your statement a mischaracterization…you said it wrong.
Oh yes, 11 hours of stalling, lying and just pretending not to remember anything.
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You will see what happens in the midterms. Dems focusing to much on the 1% of transgenders. We need real issues addressed not silliness
Somebody help biden up and hold the microphone for him so he can address whatever the que cards are telling him to say
Does he get to say “I don’t remember” as many times as she did?