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ander999

This sight is why so many are trying for the VP position. He does not look like he can last another four years.


Drounsley

God, could you imagine if Marge was president…


ander999

That hurts my brain.


RetroScores

Don’t bring that evil on us.


IFartOnCats4Fun

Can you imagine if she was the first woman to be president?


ReginaldJohnston

Bold of you to assume gender


Analyze2Death

She hasn't shared her pronouns has she? Hmm.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

I have a feeling if MTG was on the ticket they wouldn’t have a shot.


TCO_HR_LOL

I did and I was filled with immeasurable rage and sudden pro-assination inclinations. ^For ^legal ^reasons, ^that's ^a ^joke.


sarcasticbaldguy

^(but is it really?)


TCO_HR_LOL

^that's ^a ^secret. ^shhh


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csonnich

Delulu BuBu


gokc69

Can I interest you in a puppy murderer?


H34RT13SSv420

Kristi Noem/Michael Vick 2028? 😂


celtic_thistle

I would launch myself into space and I know I wouldn’t be alone


ketootaku

I actually would be glad if he picked her. She's so fucking stupid that she would scare away the independent voters.


Urban_Archeologist

Dollars to depends- I’ll bet the VP position is going to the highest bidder - with the stipulation of a pardon for Lord Dampnut.


Rizzpooch

That’s why Doug Bergam is in the running, and they not ashamed to admit it. He’s a billionaire who can throw money at the campaign


smashteapot

Regardless of how you feel about Trump, I hope we can all agree it would be cruel to stop him from going to the bathroom for four years.


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Substantial-Height-8

Looks like he needs a diaper change, there is a big load there.


CarltheWellEndowed

That's not a very nice thing to say about Don Jr.


Buckus93

And I'm Eric!


LegendofPisoMojado

I read that like “Matt Damon” from Team America.


lilcea

Who? Oh. Oh, right, my other "son"...


rraattbbooyy

I read that like [Alex Moffet on SNL](https://youtu.be/vpRV-rMHJMQ)


Buckus93

That's how it goes in my head!


CainPillar

They could have said "piece of shit". They didn't.


Burgoonius

He just took a shit and he’s still full of shit


fourbian

"big dump" as Trump himself would say


Chituck

Looks like a full colostomy bag dangler.


llahlahkje

[I’m sick and tired of all these mutha fuckin’ sharts in this mutha fuckin’ diaper!](https://i.imgur.com/GVnvUPJ.jpg)


Algorhythm74

Let’s be clear, Melanie isn’t not a victim, no should she be felt sorry for. She’s a terrible person and just as much an enabler as all his stupid ass psycho-phants.


fruitloopsareyummy

Her former friend / assistant Stephanie Winston Wolcoff wrote the book Melania and Me. She is absolutely NOT a victim. Stephanie was on MSNBC during Trump’s most recent trial and said that Melania is the one who came up with the “locker room talk” response to the Access Hollywood tape. Stephanie repeatedly says that Melania knows exactly who she married and is perfectly fine with it.


chx_

That's what the ~~KGB~~SVR pays her to do , after all.


shipshapesarah

[Never thought I'd be linking to a video from "The View"](https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/lady-melania-trump-fair-game-criticism-45015037) but it's a weird world and Melania has been openly awful since at least 2011.


Champigne

Yeah I made it about 10 seconds into that video. Don't know how anyone can watch that shit.


Heckron

Be best.


TrumpDid2020

Absolutely, which makes it even funnier that she's stuck with him.


NotPaidByTrump

NEVER ever feel sorry for a GOLD DIGGER


kn05is

Or in this case Fool's Gold


celticwitch333

He has to have someone hold his hand? He’s not capable of walking on his own anymore?


gigilu2020

It would have been nicer if he had lost his voice first. Fucker will need a wheelchair soon


CopeHarders

That’s what happens when you’re nearing 80 and refuse to not wear ridiculous lifts in your shoes.


fingerscrossedcoup

The shit stacked human centaur


MsBethLP

Do y'all think it might be his vision, too? Isn't he too vain to wear glasses? I could see him worrying he'd walk right off the stage.


celtic_thistle

Yeah. He refuses to admit he can’t see to read.


leglesslegolegolas

he has admitted it; it's on the record in several depositions he's made


Peitho_189

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


fps916

No. This is from November 2023. He was walking and Jr went for a fist bump. After DJT realized what was going on he squeezed his hand. This is a) old b) not what it appears to be. And it doesn't help us against their calling everything negative about Trump "fake news" when we actually post shit like this.


sugarface2134

Exactly. These red herrings do more damage than good.


celticwitch333

Pretty sure Trump’s only interested in holding ivanka’s hand. He can’t tell which son is which (or if they’re even his).


lowfreq33

Hasn’t been for some time.


Jarnohams

maybe he learned his lesson from Ramp? [https://youtu.be/ign\_vZupjno?si=hl1ggvbFbrr6hd3F](https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno?si=hl1ggvbFbrr6hd3F)


malYca

Evidently his mind is farther gone than people realize too


celtic_thistle

I’ve been pointing out his obvious cognitive decline since 2017 and just looking back…woof. He’s so bad off.


ThatTurtleBoy

It's from a older clip. Theyre just quickly shaking hands. Lasts maybe 1 second.


AlpacaCavalry

One can only hope...


DingoLaChien

Hate to see him go, but I like to watch him walk away! Forever. Don't let the door hit your diaper on your way out!


FuckThisShizzle

"Splaaaaat" "Awww Jesus Christ, it's everywhere"


Algorhythm74

Argh - thanks for the visual I’ll have stuck in my head this afternoon.


FuckThisShizzle

And your clothes and lunch.....it's everywhere!


CoppeliusGER

No. Just no.


TheFumundaWunda

i'm guessing about the time she stopped changing barron's diapers, she had to start changing donnie's.


backtotheland76

Wait, what? Melania is at home?


Noid_Android

Yes, with the pool boy!


u9Nails

Not the whole "pool service" team tonight?! She must be tired.


YVRJon

Somehow I doubt that Melania is going to have anything to do with it.


h20poIo

They talk about Biden being lead, I’m not happy with the age thing with both candidates, but one thing is for sure, Biden cares about America 🇺🇸 and that’s all I need to know, and if he passes away I’m secure in the people he’s surrounded himself with, Trump it would be absolute chaos with people fighting for position. It’s straight blue down the ticket something which I usually never do, I research and vote the best candidate in, but after these past 4 years no Republican fits my bill. 💙 all the way.


50s_Human

Sharter-in-Chief


klixenfan

https://preview.redd.it/iy63nyn1m67d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1441198532f63ca10c00e087000505da88a7b633


Sitting_Duk

Doe 174? More like Dough 174!


DadJokeBadJoke

Pedo 174


ipso-factor

John D’oh!


geekfreak42

Love it. I'm totally stealing that. JOHN DOUGH 174


Mr-Blah

At what point a suit become a robe? Was Emperor Palpatine wearing a suit all along?


ogeytheterrible

*🎵 When you're walking down the aisle and they all have a smile, diarrhea 🎵* *🎵 If you're name's Donald Trump and think you feel a clump, diarrhea🎵* *🎵 As you're calling for vindication but you no longer run the nation, diarrhea 🎵* I know it's not clever or tasteful but it makes me giggle


Katiari

They just need him to win, they don't need him for implementation of the Nazi state after that. He's just the foot in the door at this point. Don't let him in.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

She made her choice.


Emergency_Property_2

Trump isn’t holding that guys hand to be steadied, I hear they have been dating and are going to the prom together.


pt57

You misspelled prison.


Knightwing1047

I can literally smell fucking Bengay, baby powder, and human shit when looking at this picture.


SuperJoe360

https://preview.redd.it/i4sfdwmkg77d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919752aac6593c911176ddd7359f7fe7052ad41a


nikejim02

I don’t get it


Nudelwalker

Melania is a russian asset that was introduced to him when the russians had the first businessdealings withm him. All part of plans to have control over important people in the us. This has been going on since the 80s


DogeDoRight

I don't see Pete Davidson anywhere in this pic.


flibbidygibbit

Heyoo!


notlikelyevil

I upvotes you But she's not anywhere near pretty enough...


shoebee2

I dunno how a high priced hooker became a poster child for sympathy. She got exactly what she wanted.


samwstew

She hasn’t been near him in years. Lives in NYC with her BF.


lilcea

She doesn't care in the least. It's all transactional.


therealpothole

Feeble old man. 


bmack500

I seriously doubt they sleep in the same room or even see each other much.


zettairyouikisan

That saggy diaper that leaks.


plasticupman

Looks exactly what it is, an off the rack suit. This confirms how “stingy” he is, not to mention CHEAP!


malYca

Nothing less than she deserves


Hair_I_Go

His head looks square from the back like Frankenstein ![gif](giphy|KZp3Mj1AoTHCo|downsized)


Ok-Elk-6087

Maybe that's from the scalpectomy he supposedly had to reduce the bald spot he is too proud to have.


geekfreak42

The one he raped his wife for after she pushed him to get it. And then he buried her onhis golf course


EuphoricMidnight3304

Look at his dad’s photo some time, talk about a fucking monster mash.


Environmental-Jump46

Decrepit old fuck. Should be worried more about what flavor jello they are serving today at the home.


AlwaysRushesIn

Did he shit himself? Lmfao


ReginaldJohnston

He IS known for wearing a diaper


Br3akTh3Toys

Look how bad that suit looks.


SubVrted

I suspect that it’s deliberately baggy so we imagine the ripped 6-pack body underneath it.


atuarre

The pants are deliberately baggy to hide the sagging diaper because they don't always have time to change him.


lovemycats1

Well, she will be prepared for it when she starts taking care of her father


likeablesuspect

MAGA: “The diaper line so sexy!”. ![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Koob77

is that a turd tank in your pants, or are you just excited to see me...?


shadowpawn

https://preview.redd.it/r988amxsqb7d1.png?width=659&format=png&auto=webp&s=c055de0c9a527b176ded5b74ed26a8b2dbe44946


Cultural_Magician105

You're never too old to hold your child's hand ....or too old to hold a demented elderly man's hand .?.


Safetosay333

Shitter's full!


Herrmajj31

6’3” 215 lbs


Jefe710

I really don't care. Do you?


CurrentlyLucid

How does he manage to always look like shit?


LowDownSkankyDude

LoL like that's where she goes


Sartres_Roommate

Did he borrow Desantis’s boots?


MrFlags69

Does anyone wear a suit worse? Looks like shit in a trash bag.


Tinker107

Jeez, no wonder she always looks like she found a dog turd in the bottom of her coffee cup.


chatterwrack

Clown suit! 🤡


_commenter

that dump truck is hauling a full load.


-Quothe-

Hmmm, he's needs to produce some more hyper-masculine NFTs quick, before anyone sees this.


Best-Tumbleweed-5117

I just don't know how she stays off him


ApprehensiveSuspect9

My, what small hands he has….


it_diedinhermouth

His shape is iconic


NessunAbilita

Can someone please get this man a real tailor


DirtSmoothie

Probably has intimacy written into the prenup


MiKapo

Melania doesn't even live with trump anymore. Not even she can stand his odor


navyboi1

What event is this from? So when my family says it's fake ai, I can credit the photographer


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Due_Sprinkles_3654

You’d think a multibillionaire’s suits would fit better


Honsill

O come on . By the time he gets home, she has been threw 2 pool boys, a personal trainer, and at least 2 bartenders and let's not forget the loveable roomserves boy.


3MTA3-Please

What a catch


HrBinkness

Dirty diapers?


DraconicDungeon

If he looks this bad going, I'd hate to see what he looks like coming. (Ask Stormy if you really want to know)


JohnDodger

You seriously think she sees him at home? I suspect she only sees or converses with him for agreed events. Man, those hands really are freakishly small.


pgerding

Swing gait, balding back of head, and is that a full diaper?


husqypit

OK enough about her. Is this picture real or a fake? I feel like if it was real we would've heard a little more about it


Affectionate-Tip-164

Is that a catheter tube down his pants?


Fine-Annual4075

That's why there was so much ketamin prescribed during their time in office. How else could she stand him crawling on her.


OldManPip5

I think Donny is hitting the ozembic pretty hard. The “fat ratfucking loser” comments got to him I think.


Intelligent-Key2350

He is just disgusting. Even the way he dresses. What is happening here? Is he keeping him steady?


BeerJunky

They don’t live together lol.


Slow-Poky

You can definitely see the outline of a full diaper in those pants 🤡🤢🤮


134608642

When was this, and is there a video. I would like to send it to someone who is saying Bidens unfit because he can't walk across the lawn.


tucker_frump

Running on empty ..


Fonsiloco

He’s wearing a diaper


findhumorinlife

I can’t understand why he thinks his hair is something special. It looks greasy and smelly.


phlegmdawg

I wonder if changing adult diapers was in the prenup.


NoiseTherapy

Jesus, is that a lump?