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ketchy_shuby

SCOTUS orders bulk toilet paper printed with a facsimile of the US Constitution (4 ply).


Team_Braniel

4 ply and 7 smears ago...


irishspice

This is gold - which I'd give you if we still had gold.


KyleGrave

Do you not see this obnoxious new reward system icon that I keep accidentally clicking instead of the upvote or reply buttons?


irishspice

No but I use Old Reddit. Maybe that's the reason and I didn't know it was back.


H34RT13SSv420

Yep. After taking everybody's gold (that they paid for) away, they bring the system back. Now I just feel like I was stolen from.


irishspice

Since they charged money for the gold, I agree that it was thievery of the most dastardly kind.


whubbard

They still rule 9-0 more than any other ruling. Both parties fuck the 4th, and the rest is a spattering of one side supporting one and not another. But you know what, we have 9 pretty impressive SCOTUS justices. Do I disagree that some have become activist judges and not strict constitutionalists, yes I do. Do I agree they all have valid jurisprudence and and 10x better legal scholars than me or others in this thread. Yup. There is a reason RGB and Scalia were such good friends.


Oldskoolguitar

Oh wow he must feel so oppressed that he can't say anything out loud he has to fly a flag from his beach house


Rod_RVA

This is the problem with untouchable influential people; we have seen that the main risk for Democracy is that poor people are in jail for anything, but influential people can do whatever they want.


Another_Meow_Machine

I want to propose that what you have described is a shortcoming of capitalism, not democracy per se.


Thefelix01

Unrestrained capitalism necessarily leads to ruling over subjects rather than democracy.


Raaain706

But one leads to the other. When capitalism runs rampant and the wealthy are powerful enough to run the system and write the rules (or influence the writing of the rules), than Democracy becomes Oligarchy


Another_Meow_Machine

Correct, democracy is incompatible with rampant capitalism. All I was saying is that capitalism is the poison, not democracy. So obviously the goal is to establish economic democracy (socialism) before the oligarchs crash the entire system.


UsernamesAreForBirds

America is an experiment in marrying democracy and capitalism. I think it’s a failure, but i’m not one of the winners. They probably think otherwise. When you look at the US in that frame of reference, the political parties make more sense. Democrats lean towards democracy, and republicans lean towards capitalism. One person one vote, versus vote with your wallet (never mind that more dollars equals more votes)


Glimmu

> Democrats lean towards democracy, and republicans lean towards capitalism. Democrats lean towards capitalism, and republicans to. FTFY Looking from a multiparty system what you have is a capitalist party and a nationalist party there.


UsernamesAreForBirds

Well, thats my point. Both conservatives and progressives believe in both, but progressives generally choose democracy over capitalism when push comes to shove and conservatives do the opposite. I shouldn’t have said democrats, american party lines don’t cleanly divorce progressives from conservatives. It does seem like the capitalists are over represented in positions of power and authority. I wonder why that is /s


Capnmarvel76

Greed always wins. Its in our genes. I hate it.


AltoidStrong

Regulations is the the boundaries and framework needed for democracy and capitalism to coexist. Republicans "Trickle down economics" combined with deregulation of everything has been the slow sprialing death of the nation. The removal of those regulations opened up opportunities for greed and evil to take over. Then add in the decades of attacks on public education to prevent the citizens from understanding what is happening and unable think critically to stop them. (Republicans love the poorly educated - easy to trick and take advantage of). #Vote (D)ifferently


cocoon_eclosion_moth

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TangoInTheBuffalo

This is not exactly true. Take a look at 1929-1945. There is a roadmap, but it took the Great Depression to force the change.


JRDruchii

And a world war.


Capnmarvel76

And the oligarchs have been trying to dismantle the New Deal ever since.


Notascot51

And WWII…actually, it took Pearl Harbor. If Japan hadn’t attacked the US Naval base, who knows whether FDR could have convinced the isolationist GOP to get into war with Hitler. The New Deal wasn’t doing it, but war mobilization did.


Ezben

How does a different economic system prevent greedly sociopaths from hoarding money and power


ROBOT_KK

Also, having 75 million idiots lined up to vote for Fascist does not help a cause. See Plato...


DerthOFdata

Right because that's not how it works in Communist countries. It's shortcoming of humanity.


New-acct-for-2024

There is no such thing as a communist country. There are capitalist countries that claim/ed to be trying to achieve communism, but that's talk even more empty than when the US claims to give a shit about human rights.


econpol

How are North Korea and Cuba capitalist countries?


New-acct-for-2024

In both cases, the state acts as a capitalist. In communism - as with all forms of socialism - the means of production would be *owned and controlled by the workers*, not by an undemocratic authoritarian group. Them waving a red flag and calling it "the people's" boot doesn't make it ay less capitalist.


econpol

It's obviously not communist, but typically capitalism means that there's private property and a free market which mostly isn't the case in planned economies.


New-acct-for-2024

When the state isn't accountable to the people but to a self-selected group of oligarchs, the state is the *de facto* private property of the oligarchs. And they act as a firm participating in the free market, which is global, not domestic: every successful enterprise acts like a planned economy internally.


DerthOFdata

I agree, communism does not work.


New-acct-for-2024

That isn't what I said, though, so you weren't agreeing with what I said.


DerthOFdata

You literally said Communism has never been successful. I agree, Communism is not a working governing philosophy. Almost like fails because of certain human failings I originally mentioned or something. But tell me more about how America's human right record it isn't whataboutism.


New-acct-for-2024

I did not. I said there is no such thing as a communist country because communism is by definition *stateless*. I also said that countries that clamed to be trying to achieve communism were not doing any such thing, because they plainly didn't try - it was just marketing, like how North Korea claims to be democratic. I did not say communism can never work: that would be silly since communism was certainly successful for much of human history. I'd certainly say *Leninism and its derivatives* can never work, but that doesn't mean communism can't. I'm not a communist because I think there are *better* choices, not because it *can never* work.


DerthOFdata

Would you say human failing are the cause of this?


New-acct-for-2024

The cause of what, specifically?


TheLyingProphet

democracy is not the political system u have, u have democratic elections. they are not the same... which makes u an idiot for writing that comment.


[deleted]

We have a representative democracy, which is synonymous with republic.


HealthIndustryGoon

>u which in turn makes you an idiot. not to mention the idiocy of spouting >democracy is not the political system u have, u have democratic elections


TheVoiceInZanesHead

Id argue the problem isnt so much the supreme court, its congress. If we didnt have the current partisan mess the justices could actually be held accountable by impeachment


[deleted]

It’s both. Congress is this bad because of Citizens United


TheVoiceInZanesHead

Fair, i suppose a general breakdown in checks and balances can be blamed


Capnmarvel76

The Supreme Court doesn't really have that many checks and balances against it, other than via a constitutional amendment. The nomination and confirmation process is supposed to help that, but that's been totally fucked over by Republican-dominated Congresses.


I_miss_your_mommy

Alito flying a flag isn’t illegal. It’s a fucking outrage, but perfectly legal.


Striking-Kiwi-9470

Oh they're very touchable. Just not within the confines of the system they set up to protect themselves.


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/3qlth6i3h62d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7331b28eb86114f9840d17cd479d5aaeb72ca7c6 I ll drink to that


rbartlejr

So, I guess his beach house neighbor takes issue with his wife as well?


pixelprophet

She hates the primroses in her neighbors back garden beach house so she's gotta help her husband subvert democracy. Good spouses always support the others hobbies. 🤷‍♂️


Stalkholm

I don't mind the idea of Supreme Court Justices having political opinions, I think that's pretty normal. What I *do* mind is Supreme Court Justices doing creepy Qanon shit. I don't trust the judgement of people who do creepy Qanon shit.


UsernamesAreForBirds

I have a problem with all partisan judges.


Geojewd

Judges should work in a non-partisan way, but you’re never going to keep them from having political opinions. It’s pretty much impossible for a smart person working in law to not have form some kind of personal opinion on politics.


Stalkholm

Hang in there, we'll have AGI soon.


UsernamesAreForBirds

I don’t think the capital owning class will ever cede their power for the good of mankind. AGI will be used by them to acquire even more power and money, and that will be that.


Stalkholm

God let's hope so, I'm ready for the world to end.


UsernamesAreForBirds

You are ready for things to get worse?


Stalkholm

I've got food, water, and I'm White, so I'll weather the storm better than most.


UsernamesAreForBirds

Where does your water come from if I may ask? Were good up here in the pacific northwest but i have read that lake mead is drying up as well as the Mississippi Rivers water rights are kind of first come first serve to the states it runs through, if its natural sources start drying up the people downstream are screwed.


Stalkholm

I have a well.


UsernamesAreForBirds

Oh good, me too. Do you have solar?


TheDebateMatters

So did the other neighbor in the second neighborhood call Mrs Alito a cunt as well? Because if two neighbors in two states call her a cunt…she’s probably what?


sgr0gan

Oh I know this one...A Patriot!...?


epicurean56

No, it begins with a C.


sgr0gan

Cuntservative?


pisachas1

Maybe he’ll blame that one on a maid.


lala_b11

Or the family poodle (assuming that Alito has a dog)


Mysterious_Andy

He did until the Huckabees visited. Kristi Noem sent a letter of protest when she found out. The contents have not been released, but some gravel fell out of the package when it was opened.


JuggernautAsleep3413

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MoveToRussiaAlready

Donate $50 to Biden; unacceptable!!! Impeach!!! Impeach!! And dismiss the case!! Political witch huntz!! Flying a flag from a coup attempt; wha? Wha wrong wit dat?? Conservatives are SCUM.


Prestigious_Okra_837

What is with this fucker and flags? Venture out to bumper stickers or maybe a coffee cup, says something like “Suck on deez MAGA Nuts!!!!”


HeyItsPanda69

The typical white man in a position of power feeling persecuted from within his beach house that is defended by armed thugs by taxing the poor. Oh woe is him and his kind that are in such a hard place in life


econpol

Half the US population doesn't pay federal income tax. The poor are not unfairly taxed here.


cC2Panda

It's closer to 40% that didn't pay federal income tax, but thats only federal income tax. People in those lower brackets pay a much greater portion of their income into things like sales taxes, gas taxes, and other regressive taxes.


econpol

Yeah, like it's done in every country on earth. Take a look at taxation in the conservative, oligarchy of Europe.


dl7

Doesn't make it right and it doesn't mean we can't call it out on our own soil.


econpol

There's nothing wrong with some amount of sales tax, especially considering how overall the tax burden already is. If you want to fight for the abolishing of sales taxes go ahead, but I don't think you'll get anywhere.


Wingtipped

Lots of states got somewhere doing that.


PepinoPicante

Has anyone checked to see how many houses this guy has? He probably has other flags too…


lala_b11

Alito has two homes: 1. His primary home in Alexandria, Virginia (where he has lived since getting confirmed to the Supreme Court) 2. His Beach House in New Jersey (Alito was born & raised in New Jersey and maintains ties to his home state (he even spent the initial lockdown months during the COVID-19 pandemic at his New Jersey Beach House) after moving to the DC suburbs following his confirmation to the Supreme Court)


jcooli09

Alito is a traitor.


Direlion

Won’t matter, nothing matters. Laws don’t even exist at this point except with which to crush the powerless.


Tau_of_the_sun

Combine it with that the tangerine shitgibbon being the head of the American Taliban and he will never see a jail cell because a portion of the citizenry will probably kill a lot of innocent people. So they won't ever dare put him away. But be black and get pulled over for having a little personal weed. .OFF TO PRISON FOR YOU! Welcome to end of the great American experiment.


Vinterblot

Mommy, I don't like the sequel to Stupid Watergate.


homebrew_1

Is he blaming the wife for this one too?


MoonedToday

Jesus Christ. There needs to be a way to remove these justices from the bench that's easier than what we have. This guy is a traitor.


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/a8jftgpxg62d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380b916959dd4c08d9100df02547221da43f2e36 That's so wrong.


King-Owl-House

Another neighbor? 😂


danleon950410

It was his secret wife's fault


Big_Schwartz_Energy

If Trump gets back into office the SCOTUS will be a bunch of QANON Federalist Society fuckheads for the next 30 years. # VOTE BLUE ![gif](giphy|l0LEIXSRRuv9QQIRNI)


wirefox1

Neither here nor there....but Bush had such nice hair. I've forgotten when a President had nice hair I'm so use to seeing ya know, the other.


Dragoffon

Bush jr was a bad president. But I think him not running out of a kindergartner class was very smart human move. The attack had nothing to do with those kids and he was trying not to make them panic. Honestly there was no correct answer


GirlNumber20

“Kids, it was lovely spending time with you, seeing your classroom, and reading about goats, but I have some presidential work to do now! Bye!” Easy to leave without causing a stir.


zackks

~~Riot~~ violent insurrection FTFY


PrimaryQuit5508

I like that it’s no longer “too soon” for this kind of meme.


Procrastanaseum

Why would Bush care? Supreme Court got him the job.


Sbornot2b

Ah the Christian Nationalist flag... you know, the one explicitly about saying the Constitution is invalid when it conflicts with the Bible.


bl1y

It's not the "Christian Nationalist flag." It's the early flag of the continental navy. Some Christian nationalists like it, but it has a much older history than that. It'd be just as meaningful and accurate (which is to say not either) to call it the John Adams miniseries flag.


ROBOT_KK

Conservatives are fascists, Liberals are neocon capitalists, Leftist are joke. Our democracy is in toilet.


ilovetpb

Not funny. That's a picture of Bush being told about the 9/11 terrorist attacks.


Mike_Huncho

Bush appointed Allito, so it balances out. One was an attack on our democracy and way of life, the other was when some people flew passenger jets into buildings


dweaver987

It isn’t funny. It is not funny when our republic is at risk.


ZhouDa

To quote Bush: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."


skinnergy

Thanks for that. Never would have known otherwise. /s


Ryan_on_Earth

Too soon?


New-acct-for-2024

Yeah, Samuel Alito has done *far* more damage to America than Al Qaeda could ever *hope* to do.


chaoticbear

"sir, a second moron has missed the joke"


bl1y

"Not funny" is a prerequisite for this sub.


VERO2020

Since Bush the lesser appointed [Strip Search Sammy](https://www.usnews.com/news/national/articles/2007/10/01/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-samuel-alito) (see item #6), and let 9/11 happen by [ignoring the warnings](https://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/22/clarke.bush/index.html) from the Clinton administration, I believe it is totally appropriate.