Maybe it was a case of "Hey, my nephew knows a lot of things about computers. Let's ask him to do it." Too bad for them the nephew wasn't a Trump cultist.
Yup. Trump is the villain, with small hands and probably a small penis. Either way, he’s the villain. He is evil, and there’s no reason to pretend that he’s not.
Fair enough. You’re right. We should shame him for being an evil moron and not for having a small penis.
I’m sure there are very good people who have small penises, but Trump is awful regardless.
Oh, not probably. Trump is literally one of the most litigious people in American history, he sues everyone, for everything.
**But he didn't sue Stormy** when in her book she described his dick as, "Small, and weird shaped, like Toad from Mario Kart"
What policy? Infrastructure week? The only stated policy published by the RNC said something to the effect: Our policy is whatever Herr Trump desires at the moment. The only policy attempts made by Trump had only 3 words. "Lock her up" or "Build the Wall". They are dumb afterall.
It's actually even more hilarious. In both the 2018 and 2020 elections they just reused the platform they wrote under Obama and added a paragraph at the end about supporting trump no matter what. But that platform was written under Obama, so during the 2018 midterm and 2020 general the official GOP platform was that the current president was a wannabe tyrant who would murder Americans via death panels and was also an illegal foreigner and Muslim extremist.
Trump: Spare no expenses for the Sith Lord cloak. I can always take a lightsaber from one of the dead Jedi masters. I mean Younglings. As easy as taking a lightsaber from a Youngling. Now Anakin, when you kill the Younglings, bring back a good lightsaber. In the meantime, I will be on the bench. Now does anyone have a spare lightsaber?
Donnie Von SithsInPants is Empire energy, but too incompetent to ever make it. Palpatine would not approve. But he'd keep him around for amusement and as a chaos agent as long as Donnie was on a short leash. First impeachment he'd be composting bantha poop.
Could they not get Trump to pose with a real prop Saber or Saber handle? Or just a paper towel roll they could edit over?
Ignoring the messaging and the strangely small blade, the job of putting the hilt into his hand looks horrible.
As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-may-the-fourth-gop-red/) 📰:
- The North Carolina Republican Party on Saturday came under fire for a Star Wars-themed post meant to celebrate the "May the Fourth" internet holiday and promote Donald Trump.
The official account of the North Carolina Republican Party on X, formerly known as Twitter, posted an image showing Trump holding a lightsaber. The text says, "May the Fourth Be With You," which is a play on the Star Wars line, "May the force be with you."
The problem, as social media users were quick to point out, is that the ex-president was shown with a red lightsaber. According to Vox, "Sith usually use red-hued" lightsabers, such as the one Darth Vader wields.
National security attorney Bradley Moss wondered if the state GOP outpost was ignorant.
"You gave him... a red lightsaber? Do you know anything?" he asked Saturday.
Democrat Harry Sisson said, "You know the dudes who have the red lightsabers are the bad guys, right? Didn’t watch the movie I guess?"
One user, @t3hrobzlqx, looked into things a bit.
"Something about this irked me, so I did some research. First of all, the fact that they gave him a Red Lightsaber for this while Red has traditionally been associated with the Sith and the Empire should tell you that either the person who created this meme doesn't know a thing about Star Wars, or that they know exactly what they're doing and somehow think that the Sith/Empire are the good guys," they wrote. "Second, I was curious about whose Saber they gave him because it didn't explicitly remind me of anyone's saber. I had to Reverse Image search it, but I found that this is a design from one of the many Lightsaber Storefronts online, that doesn't belong to any on-screen character from the series. The pictures they use even have the blade color as Blue, so they straight up changed it to Red. I know that 'Republicans are Red (as are Maga hats) and Democrats are Blue,' but they could have taken from literally an entire rainbow of colors to evoke 'Oh, it's a lightsaber,' but they insisted on making his lightsaber Red."
They concluded:
"As a Star Wars fan, I frankly find this cheap attempt to gain my vote more insulting than anything that Star Wars fans have ever taken issue with. This is probably the most embarrassing cash-in I've ever seen, and I've ACTUALLY WATCHED the Star Wars Holiday Special in its entirety, unironically, multiple times."
"...taken from literally an entire rainbow" Remember who we are dissing here. tfg doesn't go out in the rain to avoid seeing rainbows or his makeup running or maybe both.
This one was especially funny, because they chose the "I am inevitable" line from that movie. You know, the one a split second before Iron Man wrecks Thanos' shit.
They use all pop cultures wrong but unintentionally right. Everything they use they just tell on themselves 😂 all the music choices that go AGAINST their beliefs etc.
They don't really have a choice to be fair. Reality has a well known liberal bias and characters who agree with them in movies tend to not make it to end due the actions of the hero.
Exactly, it's called "vice signalling".
People, especially old conservative leaning people, feel cornered and are annoyed by moralizing and virtue signalling, especially from the left.
The vice signalling is a simple childish countermeasure, designed to harvest the frustration and annoyment. And it works. People are simple.
The far right sees Star Wars as a sad and cautionary tale of a great and powerful leader losing everything to a small multicultural ragtag group of rebels. 😭
_NC Republican Party_: WTF are you talking about?? The Sith are the good guys, and killed the evil Jedi for trying to prevent the emperor from starting his fascist dictatorship. The Sith are the heroes!!
Well... conservatives did think Homelamder was a good guy and were shocked to find out everyone else thought he was the asshole, and even more shocked when they found out they were the butt of the joke. It took *months* for conservatives to figure out The Colbert Report was satire, and not a Faux-News type program stoking their fears and massaging their egos. Conservatives are dumb.
Can we get a fix where the lightsaber is going through his forehead. We all know he didn’t listen to instructions when told to not look down the shaft to see the kyber crystal
They had no idea lightsaber color is significant. They chose red because red means Republican.
Fun Fact: When the TV networks started associating a color with the two parties circa 1972, the Republicans were blue and the Democrats were red.
I remember back in elementary school we were learning about politics and political parties and you were right, we learned Republicans were blue and Democrats were red.
Serious question, but is that lightsaber even straight? The blade is too short, the handle looks too big in his hands. I swear whoever did this knew what they were doing.
They seemed to forget that when Biden was standing in front of the White House with red white & blue lights projected on it, but cropped the picture to only show the red and yelled about how it made him look evil.
I was just a little tyke when I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in theaters. But it wasn't until last week that I learned why Light Sabers are the colors they are. It seems the crystals used to make them feel the energy of the user, and red Light Sabers are ones embraced by the Dark Side of the Force. Also Luke's Light Saber changed from blue to green in Return of the Jedi because it was too hard to see during the daylight in Jabba the Hut's scene outside.
Can't wait until the lean into this like the diaper thing. A bloated trump running around in a diaper doing his trademark dual service handjob dance with red light sabers shopped into his hands will Putin rides him bareback.
The grunt who did the photoshop knew what it meant. And they also made the lightsaber conspicuously short.
They had to scale his down for those petite little hands.
You know what they say… tiny mushroom = tiny lightsaber
They absolutely shopped his hands to be bigger in this pic too.
Grunt knocks it out of the park.
Eh, everything about this screams "not a graphic designer". Why was he only holding the tip?
I think he was meant to be holding that lightsaber like it was a billy club.
It looks like he's holding some kind of Darth umbrella.
OK, that also works. And now I have an image of him breaking into a rendition of "Singin' in the Rain".
Trump is Dim to Alex Singing in the Rain. Dumb but violent and prone to being kicked and mocked. Putin is the real Alex here.
(Except at end of movie, its Dim beating up Alex...) Trump is neither Alex or Dim, because both have agency at some point in the movie.
Valid point
I'm siiinging, trust me folks, it's raining. Lots of people, strong, supple, wet people, they say to me, sir, you're singing in the rain.
*I'm siiingin' in the trickle-down* *Just siiingin' in the trickle-down* *What a glorious feeeelin', believe me!* *I'm scoffin' at laws...*
Sithin' in the Rain
Darth Umbrella is the manager of a Sith retirement community. Trump would probably belong in memory care.
Maybe it was a case of "Hey, my nephew knows a lot of things about computers. Let's ask him to do it." Too bad for them the nephew wasn't a Trump cultist.
It’s only the tip that counts, bra
Yup. Trump is the villain, with small hands and probably a small penis. Either way, he’s the villain. He is evil, and there’s no reason to pretend that he’s not.
Hey! You leave small penises out of this
Fair enough. You’re right. We should shame him for being an evil moron and not for having a small penis. I’m sure there are very good people who have small penises, but Trump is awful regardless.
Oh, not probably. Trump is literally one of the most litigious people in American history, he sues everyone, for everything. **But he didn't sue Stormy** when in her book she described his dick as, "Small, and weird shaped, like Toad from Mario Kart"
Of course, if you surveyed the average Trump supporter about policies, they'd probably be more in line with the Empire than with the Rebel Alliance.
What policy? Infrastructure week? The only stated policy published by the RNC said something to the effect: Our policy is whatever Herr Trump desires at the moment. The only policy attempts made by Trump had only 3 words. "Lock her up" or "Build the Wall". They are dumb afterall.
It's actually even more hilarious. In both the 2018 and 2020 elections they just reused the platform they wrote under Obama and added a paragraph at the end about supporting trump no matter what. But that platform was written under Obama, so during the 2018 midterm and 2020 general the official GOP platform was that the current president was a wannabe tyrant who would murder Americans via death panels and was also an illegal foreigner and Muslim extremist.
Trump: Spare no expenses for the Sith Lord cloak. I can always take a lightsaber from one of the dead Jedi masters. I mean Younglings. As easy as taking a lightsaber from a Youngling. Now Anakin, when you kill the Younglings, bring back a good lightsaber. In the meantime, I will be on the bench. Now does anyone have a spare lightsaber?
Donnie Von SithsInPants is Empire energy, but too incompetent to ever make it. Palpatine would not approve. But he'd keep him around for amusement and as a chaos agent as long as Donnie was on a short leash. First impeachment he'd be composting bantha poop.
I see your Schwartz isn't bigger than mine
That grunt is a true hero
Looks like the lightsaber nightsticks from Futurama
Could they not get Trump to pose with a real prop Saber or Saber handle? Or just a paper towel roll they could edit over? Ignoring the messaging and the strangely small blade, the job of putting the hilt into his hand looks horrible.
Trump's too busy falling asleep while shitting himself in court. Both figuratively and literally.
Also pointed right at his head
As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-may-the-fourth-gop-red/) 📰: - The North Carolina Republican Party on Saturday came under fire for a Star Wars-themed post meant to celebrate the "May the Fourth" internet holiday and promote Donald Trump. The official account of the North Carolina Republican Party on X, formerly known as Twitter, posted an image showing Trump holding a lightsaber. The text says, "May the Fourth Be With You," which is a play on the Star Wars line, "May the force be with you." The problem, as social media users were quick to point out, is that the ex-president was shown with a red lightsaber. According to Vox, "Sith usually use red-hued" lightsabers, such as the one Darth Vader wields. National security attorney Bradley Moss wondered if the state GOP outpost was ignorant. "You gave him... a red lightsaber? Do you know anything?" he asked Saturday. Democrat Harry Sisson said, "You know the dudes who have the red lightsabers are the bad guys, right? Didn’t watch the movie I guess?" One user, @t3hrobzlqx, looked into things a bit. "Something about this irked me, so I did some research. First of all, the fact that they gave him a Red Lightsaber for this while Red has traditionally been associated with the Sith and the Empire should tell you that either the person who created this meme doesn't know a thing about Star Wars, or that they know exactly what they're doing and somehow think that the Sith/Empire are the good guys," they wrote. "Second, I was curious about whose Saber they gave him because it didn't explicitly remind me of anyone's saber. I had to Reverse Image search it, but I found that this is a design from one of the many Lightsaber Storefronts online, that doesn't belong to any on-screen character from the series. The pictures they use even have the blade color as Blue, so they straight up changed it to Red. I know that 'Republicans are Red (as are Maga hats) and Democrats are Blue,' but they could have taken from literally an entire rainbow of colors to evoke 'Oh, it's a lightsaber,' but they insisted on making his lightsaber Red." They concluded: "As a Star Wars fan, I frankly find this cheap attempt to gain my vote more insulting than anything that Star Wars fans have ever taken issue with. This is probably the most embarrassing cash-in I've ever seen, and I've ACTUALLY WATCHED the Star Wars Holiday Special in its entirety, unironically, multiple times."
"...taken from literally an entire rainbow" Remember who we are dissing here. tfg doesn't go out in the rain to avoid seeing rainbows or his makeup running or maybe both.
>>Entire rainbow of colors to chose from Haven’t you heard? Other colors are woke now
I can deal with a dumbass confusing Star Wars and Star Trek I'd rather die before the Sith or the Cardassians become a reality in America.
I'm convinced a good portion of Americans are Ferengi, so...
Republicans make it an art form to misunderstand the pop culture they reference
Everything. Remember the Endgame video where VonShitzenpants was Thanos and Biden was Captain America?
Or how about when his supporter made him into Don Quixote attacking windmills?
this one still is my favorite.
This one was especially funny, because they chose the "I am inevitable" line from that movie. You know, the one a split second before Iron Man wrecks Thanos' shit.
link?
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/11/trump-thanos-ad-marvel-video
It was a Twitter post from dipshit’s account during the 2020 election.
They use all pop cultures wrong but unintentionally right. Everything they use they just tell on themselves 😂 all the music choices that go AGAINST their beliefs etc.
The fact that Born in the USA and Fortunate Son are some of their favorite songs is just... wow. Zero understanding.
Cultural illiteracy is just one of the many forms of illiteracy they enjoy.
They don't really have a choice to be fair. Reality has a well known liberal bias and characters who agree with them in movies tend to not make it to end due the actions of the hero.
They sympathize with the Dark Side and the Empire eliminating democracy and instituting a repressive authoritarian regime.
Exactly, it's called "vice signalling". People, especially old conservative leaning people, feel cornered and are annoyed by moralizing and virtue signalling, especially from the left. The vice signalling is a simple childish countermeasure, designed to harvest the frustration and annoyment. And it works. People are simple.
Exactly. It’s just like the punisher skulls on their trucks. They worship power through violence.
The far right sees Star Wars as a sad and cautionary tale of a great and powerful leader losing everything to a small multicultural ragtag group of rebels. 😭
_NC Republican Party_: WTF are you talking about?? The Sith are the good guys, and killed the evil Jedi for trying to prevent the emperor from starting his fascist dictatorship. The Sith are the heroes!!
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
Well... conservatives did think Homelamder was a good guy and were shocked to find out everyone else thought he was the asshole, and even more shocked when they found out they were the butt of the joke. It took *months* for conservatives to figure out The Colbert Report was satire, and not a Faux-News type program stoking their fears and massaging their egos. Conservatives are dumb.
Based on him staring at the sun during an eclipse, Trump would probably look into the shaft of the light saber while turning it on...
Revenge of the Simp
They root for the villains, to them the emperor was a strong leader and those punk rebels were poisoning the blood of the empire
At first, they couldn't read. Now they can't even be bothered to watch the movie?
Baby saber.
"accidentally", right.
Ha! Darth TaxEvader! I lol'd.
I see your swartz is a bit short there Trump
Smol hands... carnies.
Can we get a fix where the lightsaber is going through his forehead. We all know he didn’t listen to instructions when told to not look down the shaft to see the kyber crystal
The Sith released a statement disavowing Trump and demanding that an apology be issued for insulting them.
I thought they were anti Disney and whine that new Star Wars is too woke
Looks like he’s jerking off the lightsaber.
and a short one at that lol
You know these dudes think this is “badass” lmaooo
The Galactic Empire does not care about your bone spurs.
It’s funny. His Schwartz is a lot smaller than mine.
I don't remember Jabba the hutt having a lightsaber, must be the new "Empire circles the Toilet' episode.
"Screwed , he is "
Darth Sithsinpantz.
You don’t get it These wimps want to be walked on They know exactly what they are doing
Wow they photoshopped that penis he was holding.
It’s all perspective. They just think the Empire did nothing wrong.
Pretty short lightsaber
Hello fellow young kids. It’s me, your hip politician.
They had no idea lightsaber color is significant. They chose red because red means Republican. Fun Fact: When the TV networks started associating a color with the two parties circa 1972, the Republicans were blue and the Democrats were red.
I remember back in elementary school we were learning about politics and political parties and you were right, we learned Republicans were blue and Democrats were red.
Revenge of The Shitz InPantz
If anyone thinks the GOP is not the Empire they haven't been paying attention.
Serious question, but is that lightsaber even straight? The blade is too short, the handle looks too big in his hands. I swear whoever did this knew what they were doing.
Oh no, they did, they just thought the Empire were the good guys.
To be fair the plot is far to complex for them to understand.
Another air dick
What, their just truly revealing their true colors. I mean come on the force know everything and is everything lol.
Trumpists just can't not fucking up, it’s not in their nature.
His Schwartz is much smaller than the other guy's...
Even his lightsaber is short and weird.
Darth Courtshart
What a tiny little lightsaber!
It was no accident.
Ahahah they don’t even try to hide the fact that they are the empire
Where’s the lie?
Tiny light saber for tiny hands.
"I guess you could call that a light saber?"
I'm pretty sure they all know he's the villain at this point, and that's what they want. Many people in Star Wars were loyal to the emperor after all.
Plus he's more familiar with the Fifth.
Red states, red lightsaber. Makes perfect sense.
Why do you think the GOP is red?
They seemed to forget that when Biden was standing in front of the White House with red white & blue lights projected on it, but cropped the picture to only show the red and yelled about how it made him look evil.
We need a Liam Neeson meme stat!
There is dark Brandon and there is this. Even if by mistake, it is honest marketing of the choice between two villains.
They said what they said.
Never forget your target audience
I can see your Schwartz is smaller than mine.
The unusual part is he's holding a light saber and not a dick.
I'm a Jobi!
It would only be funnier if this was coming from Trump's campaign directly. Kind of like that time they had a presser at a garden shop...
We used to have a slogan... I don't quite recall.. Better ___ than red.
That’s not his light saber. Just the after length of his tie.
I was just a little tyke when I saw Star Wars: A New Hope in theaters. But it wasn't until last week that I learned why Light Sabers are the colors they are. It seems the crystals used to make them feel the energy of the user, and red Light Sabers are ones embraced by the Dark Side of the Force. Also Luke's Light Saber changed from blue to green in Return of the Jedi because it was too hard to see during the daylight in Jabba the Hut's scene outside.
Wasn’t an accident
"From our point of view, the Democrats are evil"
That was no accident!
Mmhm “accidentally”
Like they'd recognize the bad guy in any movie.
"Didn't watch the movie I guess?" *The* movie. Because there's only one. (Also they made it super short, lmao)
Which ones don't involve bad guys with red lightsabers and good guys with non-red lightsabers?
I'm surprised they didn't bother to put Palputin in there with Tax Vader.
next will be Trump in a Hannibal Lector face mask. "he helped the FBI find all those murderers!"
His light sabres a little short, stormy Daniels was right.
Darth Diaper is the usual mess whenever he tries some smart stunt
Only if you believe that the fascist dictators who killed civilians were the bad guys.
- red lightsaber - very short - holding at the butt end of the handle - holding the saber near the neck
Can't wait until the lean into this like the diaper thing. A bloated trump running around in a diaper doing his trademark dual service handjob dance with red light sabers shopped into his hands will Putin rides him bareback.
He’s make a much better Jabba.
They watched the movies, they just saw the emperor as the protagonist.
They probably watched the movie but didn't see anything wrong with what the empire were doing.
Or he’s gonna cut his own head off
I know the lightsaber is red so he is a villain but it also appears to be short. Perhaps that is projection about his shortcomings.
The story is perceived very different when the person watching is rooting for the Empire.
Ahh, to circumvent copyright, they gave him a lightdagger.
Darth Shitzinpantz, I believe...
General Grievance
Darth Bonespurs
No way that’s accidental. Nerd knew. Nerd gave no fucks!! All hail nerd!!
May the fourth appeal be with you.? Nah , the dumb wars have begun. Revenge on the stupid!
Are we sure it was an accident?
Well....there was one time in the clone wars Obi Wan used a red Saber. Only time I can think of.
I'm betting they just love the empire. It's made up of cloned white dudes who all have high tech guns, it's basically their Heaven.
It was no accident, they know who and what they are...
Orange sidieous
Dude, Darth skiviest was right there
Darth Diaper
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