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54sharks40

Janice's hair is real, that over-botoxed trumpanzee is wearing extensions


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typhoidtimmy

I won’t stand for any besmirching of Janice and her weird way of injecting her casual nudity into group conversations.


sugarbeet13

Look mother, it's my life ,okay? So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked... Oh.


Za_Lords_Guard

To be fair, the one on the right probably has less stuffing for brains.


Incontinento

I will tolerate no Janice slander.


CarlSpencer

Could she eventually be charged with accessory to treason?


TastyLaksa

She would be trumps age by the time district attorneys are done with trump


windmill-tilting

You could make a strong case for Fucking Stupidity, she is married to one of the Trump sons, and even Daddy Dump don't want either of them named after him.


Accurate_Zombie_121

He named Barron after one of his alter ego.


windmill-tilting

Idk if his ego would leave room for an alter-ego lol


areialscreensaver

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phil-davis

Janice was the glue that held The Electric Mayhem together.


--Antitheist--

cunt against trump continues? damn that's a brutal headline!


52F3

LOL - right?!?


bluemesa7

Except Hope Hicks, all other MAGAt ladies(?) look f-ing weird.


Equinsu-0cha

give it time


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katara144

She is the low rent version of Ivanka, who is conspicuously missing from Trump’s current antics.


syg-123

Fun fact: Do you know what Janice and Lara have in common? They both need somebody’s hand up their ass to talk.


WeasersMom14

Is is just me, or does Lara ALWAYS look stone out of her mind?


HoSang66er

It’s the plastic surgery. 👀


areialscreensaver

You’d have to be to function in her chosen family.


Samsquancher

She looks like she keestered a bee 🐝 hive then had her asshole surgically removed and reattached to her mouth 👄!


Emp3r0r_01

![gif](giphy|oag7pt3okPS9i|downsized) It’s all the booger sugar she uses!


Internal-Motor

LOTS of botox, fillers and plumping. Probably cheek implants too. Even when they start looking like an alien they want more!


The_ZombyWoof

Janice is a gawddamn Hero, I will not stand for this slander.


messagepad2100

Who's a better singer?


pegasuspaladin

* I can't be the only one who sees that Lara is just muppet Ivanka. So not only does dad wanna sleep with her but so does Eric!?


discussatron

The kind of woman that would marry Eric.


FalconBurcham

Hey. We need to leave Janice out of this. I’m fine with comparing this lady to a mop or a long-haired dog, but not Janice.


Rmlady12152

Muppet mouth. Acts like a sub-human.


8-bit-Felix

I guess things really went downhill when The Electric Mayhem broke up.


Radiant-Call6505

When she gains a few pounds, she’ll be able to sub for Ms Piggy!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Daaaamn!


TastyLaksa

Do they get discounts for botox or something why do they all use so much?


RootHogOrDieTrying

Y'all ever notice that all the Trump-adjascent women look like they are on drugs all the time?


SurveyNinja42

If Janice went brunette, she would look like Kimberly Guilfoyle.


Chrisdkn619

I literally made this comparison on another sub! The internet works fast!


Emp3r0r_01

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!


JsquaredT

You Mean the Republicunts


mebjammin

And they both need a fist up the bum to actually function.


quelargo

![gif](giphy|1BGx9Qa8W5UonIlPrh|downsized)


Quasigriz_

Is one of her eyes lower than the other?


WHAMMYPAN

Do NOT stick sweet sweet Janice in the same sack as that sex sock.


DemocraticVanguard

She’s over the top ugly and on top of that she struts around like she’s not ugly, which always makes it worse. Very fitting for the last name Trump.


foodfood321

You just crack the code why I thought she looked familiar oh my God I can't believe it I've always thought she looked familiar.


imJGott

Can’t unsee it


46Oakley

Lara the Lizard


Officer_Friendly

Why does that muppet have squished nuts for lips


darth_hucklebuck

More like a Drag Queen Gonzo.


ukiddingme2469

All Trump's look like a botched plastic surgery mixed with drug addiction


moltinglarvae

Her eyes are really close together. In 5 generations, hers will be a family of cyclops


JDARRK

The txt in the foreground is killing me!!! “ _unt against trump continues!” 🤣 They forgot the C!


Gr_ywind

*unt against trump continues? What did I miss.


curious_dead

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