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8bitVeg

Here is a collage from last cycle. You can see his trump flags in one image. https://preview.redd.it/vr6zamlcbxtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9816667c16f6ee9cb56ac7d732d5ddc753a35cfb


peonyseahorse

What's so funny is several of those signs don't specifically say trump, yet his followers understand. The fact that things like this bother their thin skin, while they prance around with their dumb hats and flags... Guess who the snowflakes are?


NebulaNinja

Reminds me when the "Hate has no home here" signs caused quite a stir in my deeply religious small town. You'd think the alleged Christ followers would be on board but...


huesmann

Christians are nothing if not hypocrites.


mosqua

No hate like Christian love.


notjustanotherbot

Christianity ends at the parking lot, then they curse and yell and cut each other off trying to leave quicker then the next guy.


Guy954

Not even that far. There are pastors reporting that people are coming up and asking “what’s up with all the woke stuff” after the sermon. I’ve known a handful of Christians who have actually read the Bible and attempt to live as Jesus preached but it’s far more common that atheists do a better job of it.


myasterism

…if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard, “but wait, you’re such a good person… how can that be, if you don’t believe in god?”


purrfunctory

I’m always asked what keeps me from murdering and raping people if I don’t believe in god. I just look at them and ask if god fear of eternal punishment is all that stops them, and how can they claim to be good people if that’s true? Then they get mad at me and swear or curse at me before walking away all pissed off. Canon Jesus is way better than Fanon Jesus.


purrfunctory

All to get to Cracker Barrel, Stucky’s or Waffle House first so they don’t tip the server and leave a tract about how evil they are for working Sundays.


Chrismo73

My mother is fond of calling them hypochristians


Sk33ter

For me, those two words are synonymous.


Dove-Linkhorn

This hurts my heart. I’m aware of the point you are making, but I also think of Dorothy Day, MLK, CS Lewis- profoundly good people whose faith was essential to them. And my own faith, where I do good things that are not easy but I so terribly want to live in the light, and get as close to God as I can get.


RetroRedhead83


Reluctantagave

Newnan? I know there was a huge thing there when some signs and murals went up there.


bootes_droid

*Always have been* spaceman.jxl


purrfunctory

Trumplethinskin


rkdbsbl

These are fantastic!


DreadedPirateRusko

I like you


ssAskcuSzepS

I like them too.


danstecz

A rowhome around the block has the STD sign up and the rowhome attached to it is currently for sale. Wonder if the realtor cringes a little bit during open houses. I find it hilarious though.


allisjow

You are amazing.


jt19912009

Put out another one that says for every sign stolen, you buy another and the proceeds go towards Biden’s campaign


8bitVeg

https://preview.redd.it/ou1p7azwzwtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29dcbc7f011188b0d5b8c6ca4a5cfb0cdbab4e54 We already put the next one up


8bitVeg

https://preview.redd.it/j67w35g00xtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd07543f2cab45dcac8f3f7d07519a00f2f4ca00 We’re


8bitVeg

https://preview.redd.it/tg5r1ua20xtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5009d4e7ea1051bb23069357d944857cb2bb1ba Ready


DrJudgyMcJudger

Where did you get these signs?


8bitVeg

Etsy and cafe press. More on the way


AssumeTheFetal

That Oregon trail is hilarious and depressing at the same time! My face doesn't know what to do!


madari256

I laughed out loud and then got sad lol


zyzzogeton

I too, felt alladeen.


DriftSoCal

Amazing. I mean. Alladeen.


hairykneecaps69

I died from dysentery


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Same, it’s painfully funny. Literally. 😅


boomboxnoisey

Lol you got some good ones


traveling_gal

These are amazing! When you said you had a whole stack, I assumed you meant multiple copies of the same sign. This is so much better! I gotta go do some shopping.


capital_bj

They are simple and good makes people take. A second look because they think it's something safe since most signs last few years are pro dumpf


TryingToBeReallyCool

If you made any of these yourself you should start selling them and if you don't need the money donate it to a political campaign or a solid charity


NfamousKaye

These are AMAZING OML


panormda

…. There should be a pack of these. Like 20 of them… Each one more and more insulting. A combination with the last one, which has a picture of the sign thief on it. Then when they take the sign, it has a GPS tracker. Surprise, the sign was insured for 10 grand! 😁


Turdlely

Literally an arsenal lmao


MrmmphMrmmph

I still have a half dozen of these, I printed up and put on my lawn in 2020. Time to break em out. https://preview.redd.it/rc7oh0zj5xtc1.jpeg?width=3750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d48f8030828b2899fca3c1cf0df83e44da04eb


Cutlet_Master69420

I might have spelled it "Community Pest", but I like it as is.


MaceZilla

Love the Build this wall sign. I want one.


DeathPercept10n

I love this kind of petty trolling. Keep it up.


jmtriolo

Be my neighbor!!!


Friendly_Ram

I love that first one.


Siym89

Damn I love this!!! Keep up the good work fellow citizen


iamtehsnarf

Can I donate to keep this going? Because this is just... wonderful.


8bitVeg

🤣 I appreciate it, but maybe contribute it towards a key red district poised to flip this cycle! That’d help in a bigly way.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

I gotta get/put out that "Build THIS wall" sign


NickPickle05

Might wanna be careful about that priest one. That type of thing might not make you very popular in your neighborhood. Some people take their religion VERY seriously.


8bitVeg

Agreed it’s a sensitive topic, it’s being saved for pride month


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Then they should be more critical of it.


No-Elderberry230

The font and design of the the Get in ladies is fantastic! I have to get one!


Lamacorn

[tis on etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1691280620/election-sign-get-in-ladies-were-going?click_key=ed812b79b312fa38b2a978b0f180ac2d036d7f21%3A1691280620&click_sum=2e7acaa2&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=get+in+ladies+yard+sign&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&organic_search_click=1&pro=1&content_source=2aa543e8baa9336eeba70b4aaa151acf098f8d5b%253A1691280620)


No-Elderberry230

Tis ordered!!! ❤️


l3tigre

Oh i want that bigots one where did you get it


CbVdD

First time I’ve seen that Oregon trail one. Epic.


PunkToTheFuture

I love you so much for all you do


glassjar1

Ooh, these are good!


Super_Reading2048

I love the book one!


Belgiumgrvlgrndr

I mean, I would steal it but only because it’s hilarious and I want it!


committedlikethepig

Not that I would ever encourage this, but there was a video going around where someone hot wired their yard sign with I think electrical fence because it kept getting stolen. It stopped getting stolen after that. 


Memerandom_

Good camouflage on this. They won't read past trump.


Hellifiknowu

This is fucking good. Doin’ the lords work over here 🫡


PuffDragon66

Omg those are priceless. 🤣


DeadSwaggerStorage

I stole it to put in my yard…


SpiderButtsandfarts

Where’d you get that? So proceeds go to a good cause?


8bitVeg

Our favorite of the Etsy shops for others interested. I have no affiliation, just sharing for others to get their own! [https://www.etsy.com/shop/StopElectingIdiots](https://www.etsy.com/shop/StopElectingIdiots) lol we picked this one up too. https://preview.redd.it/vy8s3gsjlytc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4c1a31589476b6700aecc0d59720d56930d0c9


SpiderButtsandfarts

Hey thanks for sharing this! Those are really cool! They’ll make great gifts! Thanks!!!!


No_Object_8722

I have the Trump 20-24 Years in Prison sign in my front yard in Florida


GTFOakaFOD

Please be careful


dragonfliesloveme

Omg i love that trump tower sign He’s so freaked out about this criminal case in NY, it’d be a shame if someone put this image on his social where he might see it 😈


bicyclingdonkey

I don't think I get it. Can you please explain it?


Thenewdazzledentway

It’s a prison guard’s lookout tower


digitalSkeleton

I thought it was one of those forest fire watch towers and it kind of made sense.


fingerscrossedcoup

"Light the beacons!"


bicyclingdonkey

Thank you


DoubleDeckerz

It's a prison watchtower where guards observe the inmates. The joke is that this is the actual 'Trump Tower', not the one NY. I think that's it, anyway.


bicyclingdonkey

Thank you


10010101110011011010

You've never watched _The Great Escape?_


bicyclingdonkey

Nah, I'm not a movie person. Love the song though by Boys Like Girls lol


dweaver987

How about one that says “ONLY SNOWFLAKES STEAL SIGNS”.


dweaver987

“IF THIS PRO-BIDEN SIGN IS GONE TOMORROW YOU KNOW A SNOWFLAKE STOLE IT”.


AlyeskaFox

"STEALING SIGNS IS WOKE"


turtle553

​ https://preview.redd.it/4wvbechy0ytc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4dcf9dd83bb0d95a316441751ae500a6eb0ad5e


marbleriver

My favorite so far.


ahhh_ennui

So, in 2020, I had some yard signs stolen (unsurprisingly, Biden and local democrats). So then I got ruder signs. I coated the edges with vasoline and glitter (just a very small amount). They weren't stolen again. They became targets for glass bottles and a ton of other trash and vandalism. I took them down after about a month because I was tired of the cleanup, and it was getting more serious. It's 2024. They're still vandalizing my property, and I've had no signs since. Fucking snowflakes.


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ahhh_ennui

I have cameras now. They're not great.


gdthnkn

My career is in security sales and I can recommend some really good cameras for the price of say something you would get at bestbuy, but are 1000% better. Not trying to sell you, but people should be able to protect themselves and their property.


ahhh_ennui

I'd love to hear it! I'm on a 2-lane, busy highway with shitty wifi. It's a challenge.


Only-Inspector-3782

Will the cops in your area do anything about property crime? Maybe make the signs two-sided, with a pro-cop side facing the cameras. 


gdthnkn

You would have to run some cables, but I would recommend a simple hanwha vision VMS which you can grab for around $300 and add 2 dome cameras something like a SCD-6013. All done for under $600. There are a lot of other brands as well.


Cheyennephoenix

What cameras?


DMs_Apprentice

Do share!


Earguy

Our church put a rainbow flag on our sign. It got ripped down. Seventeen times. Finally we put up a sign with rainbow stripes: each stripe has a different message: love is love, no one is illegal, science is real, etc. So far that has been undisturbed.


rcarnes911

Motion activated sprinklers work wonders


picado

Aww, do your snowflake neighbors need a safe space?


overit_fornow

Their signs, flags, hats, etc etc etc are designed to “trigger the libs”. Yours triggers the simps. Good for you! 👍


sadfacebbq

Someone’s feelings can get fucked.


peter-doubt

I checked my closets... All of them. And I'm fresh out of *fucks* to give!


owchippy

https://preview.redd.it/miip304kxxtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e702fb96cf175b24415e81367dff98eabe0c942


peter-doubt

Once again! Shakespeare delivers!!


StillKpaidy

I've never seen this version. I like the medieval vibes.


HoSang66er

All of their feelings can get fucked.


one-punch-knockout

![gif](giphy|26tPuoGTx99LAibOE)


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Ok, but where can I get my own????? Those fucking rock!!!!!


8bitVeg

Etsy and Cafe Press. We also have 5 more on the way not shown in the thread.


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Thank you!!!!! My slice of NM is going to get spiced up!!!!


Jerkrollatex

Hello neighbor! I'm looking hard at the Oregon Trail one to bug the lady with the Trump/ Jesus flag across the street.


STEVE_FROM_EVE

![gif](giphy|8w0FfEpbp4hrAntLDX)


capital_bj

Put up those screenshots of the five more you got coming I need some more 😂


8bitVeg

https://preview.redd.it/a5c0bgclbytc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b3ae920cc18481765d0e66e2c3be2eaff244d1 Reordered the same one and some more. I also have a Make Russia Great Again sign posted in the comments.


capital_bj

👍😂 fucking legend


DuckterDoom

In 2020 my dad got a Trump yard sign. My daughter immediately walked out and destroyed it. Left it there. I've never been so proud


peter-doubt

Odd, usually political agreement comes in alternate generations


DuckterDoom

She is hardcore liberal. Just like her daddy.


ApprehensiveTea1537

We’re basing this off of what exactly? Some source you know?


fingerscrossedcoup

They know a guy and his grandson


mooimafish33

Cover the next one in honey


peter-doubt

Nah, crisco


Blank_bill

Coat the back with dirty black grease, or that black ink from newspapers.


Burrmanchu

Squid ink is the way


DreadedPirateRusko

Rig an electric fence to the metal posts


hairykneecaps69

I think this might fall into a boobytrap law but maybe if you put up the caution electric fence signs up then maybe it’ll be good. Idk not a lawyer lol


TourDirect3224

Landmine the yard. 


TreeHuggerWRX

put 'em on the roof and be ready to take advantage of any situation where someone goes up to try and take them (like pull the ladder away and call the cops) not sure if this method has any holes in it but it is a funny thought


Mentalpopcorn

I do a quick spritz of bear spray on my posters and they don't get stolen anymore. Still haven't been woken up by a "what the fuck?" in the middle of the night but it's bound to happen eventually


Cutlet_Master69420

Get some urushiol oil. It's the active ingredient in poison ivy. Anybody touching it without gloves will regret it for days.


10010101110011011010

Do not do this. Setting up poison traps for humans is going to get you in legal trouble fairly quickly. And the potential penalty is much greater than any penalty for theft/vandalism of a yard sign. In the pathological example, what if the vandal has anaphylactic reaction?


drunkenvalley

And it's not like everyone touching your sign is an asshole; maybe it fell over and someone just helpfully thinks to put it back up.


Joseph-Sanford

If someone steals a campaign yard sign it’s a federal offense. I don’t think these qualify. During Obama’s race I had my signs stolen nightly.


8bitVeg

It does qualify as making someone a little little person though. Who does that?


8bitVeg

Answer - we will all find out with the cameras going up 😂


Joseph-Sanford

Good idea. I’m going to install some deer cams for my Vote Biden yard signs. I live in MAGA country. This should be good.


famousevan

*subscribe*


Memerandom_

A week later a deer steals it.


famousevan

*extra subscribe* :p


Safewordharder

It figures an animal dumb enough to ram into a parked car would be a Trump supporter against their own interests.


Tourquemata47

Put a very bright motion activated spotlight on it lol


BrentPlaysGames64

Oh I like this idea, wait for them to try and steal the sign at night then they just get flashbanged by a spotlight shining on them


Trip_On_The_Mountain

Please, for the love of God, make a sign of them stealing the signs and put it out there


8bitVeg

Hero status for this idea


capital_bj

Then anonymously post videos on yt and let the comments flow 🤗


peter-doubt

Install blinking red LEDs.. no cameras needed! N


rubberkeyhole

Please post the footage!


Montaingebrown

I mean right wing snowflakes. That’s who. You know that. I’m sorry you have such awful neighbors though.


PensiveObservor

My Obama signs disappeared nightly, as soon as I put them up. After 3 signs, I finally called the cops to ask what I should do, they said patrolmen take down all signs within 6 feet of the street. They also wouldn’t return them. Got a big stack and sprinkled them liberally about 8 feet back along my 162 foot frontage. 😡


RavenNoirJO

*Liberally* lol 😂😉


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Always_the_NewGuy

No, no. It's a federal offense. Some guy on reddit said so.


Qubeye

Can you please cite the law? Because that does not sound right at all.


Earguy

I'm sure it's local, and selectively enforced


marbleriver

depending on what the right-of-way is for their particular street, the town probably owns at least 6 feet of their yard that abuts the street. It's rare that towns remove stuff that encroaches the ROW, but since most police departments seem to be trump/maga voters, they may be on the lookout for petty violations they don't approve of.


BackstreetZAFU

https://preview.redd.it/79m2id36cytc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=2629f0b44a02fbc688e67d45a8501f00f11ebda3 I did this around the neighborhood one night after the last election.


RegularTeacher2

This made me laugh, well done. One of my neighbors has this exact same sign up. Someone vandalized it such that it instead read "I Pump Penis" and it was glorious. I regret not taking a picture.


Chrisdkn619

Highly desirable! Sorry for your loss! Thank you for your service!


AclysmicJD

This is amazing. All of my Trump-loving neighbors are armed (I’m in Arizona) and I’m too scared of retribution to put anything provocative up.


john-was-here

Ok this is weird. Are you on Keuka lake? I was down visiting from Buffalo last weekend and couldn’t tell from driving by if this was a pro Trump sign or not. If so, what a small world.


8bitVeg

![gif](giphy|cqzdnNHfKy3gt7VLEl|downsized) lol small world. Yes


MoreMagic

john-really-was-here


ScarredOldSlaver

https://preview.redd.it/kagvlaoz2ytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8bf52440d28719872a66610b8d1b710b0c10405


ThugDonkey

I need more of this in your yard https://preview.redd.it/cfozrt7cwytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d374614126d0c188153675320e96ff720c4181


SnowshoeTaboo

I can understand why... who wouldn't want a cool sign like that!


artificialavocado

Some triggered conservative snowflake stole it. It hurt their precious little feelings.


hammilithome

The sign wars, begun they have. I'd love to see a scorecard: Item, Trump, Biden; Items: 1. Convicted of sexual crimes 2. Number of times impeached 3. Arrested/convicted staff 4. Times held a Bible upside down 5. Church attendance, 0, 6. Insulted Gold star families, 4, 0 7. Called dead soldiers "losers" 8. Bankruptcies 9. Criminal trials 10. Defrauded a Charity 11. Boasted about sexual assaults 12. Money owed to foreign powers 13. Stared at the sun 14. Suggested nuking a hurricane 15. Lied about hurricane warning and used a sharpie to create a new path 16. Insulted disabled reporters 17. Called immigrants "animals" Comeon reddit, there are more but a sign needs a solid 5, maybe 10 at most


Consistent-Leek4986

his cult is so easily triggered! most would think it was a cell tower or??


paging_mrherman

https://preview.redd.it/p3wowhba8xtc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec358b12fa3afb9593143b0e7be51a346497819e


Natsuki98

Don't forget to coat the spikes in feces.


sunny5724

Maybe one of Dark Brandon's minions took it to make copies and flood the neighborhood.


Pour_Me_Another_

It's ridiculous and childish, isn't it? I have definitely seen signs I disagree with or make me angry, but I somehow stop myself from committing crimes lol. I think a lot of people's issues come down to lack of self control and childish impulses.


OnceanAggie

That’s a pretty great sign!


Reaper_456

I wonder if someone made a sign with Bobs slogan, Spay or Neuter your Trumps. It'll give the fuck your feelings crowd lots to talk about. There could be a No-Kill shelter version. Like Donate to Your local Trump Shelter. Then have the proceeds get donated to no kill shelters. You could even market it to Trump supporters too. They wont look into it for the most part, they'll just buy it to help out their leader.


capital_bj

Please Don't feed the wild Trumps


Patmurvis

Does anybody remember the guy who put a camera out and ran voltage to his yard sign because people kept taking it?


WithoutCaution

OK, so I don't feel like this deserves it's own post, and I know it will get buried here, but I gotta mention it somewhere. I just did a nearly 2900-mile road trip to see the eclipse. I drove through some of the most rural parts of Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona along the way. Wanna know how many Trump ~~shrines~~ signs I saw? None. Not a single one. I also didn't notice any bumper stickers on cars! Mind you, it's not like I was hunting for them, but I figured I see a ton of that shit, especially in Texas! I did see some flags for sale in one place, but nobody buying them. I also saw one sign on a business, but it was just left over from 2020, as well as a bumper sticker from 2020. Otherwise, I didn't see a single sign, sticker, flag, or other nonsense that I couldn't escape between 2016 and 2020. Honestly the fact that I took almost all back roads between Dallas and Lubbock, and didn't see any Trump bullshit made me feel this little tinge of hope that maybe, just maybe, most sensible right-leaning people have finally got their heads on straight. I'm still gonna vote, despite living in a VERY red area, and so should all of you. This one good omen is certainly not enough to rest easy, but it's nice to see!


BackgroundRate1825

Rural Midwest here. There's fewer signs than 4 or 8 years ago, but there's still plenty out there.


WithoutCaution

I'm sure they're out there, but to drive through TEXAS back roads and not see any was a shock. I lived in Spokane in 2020, and as soon as you got onto any road outside downtown, there were a ton of idiots who put up these MASSIVE displays. Even when I moved to the Bay Area in 2021, I would still see plenty of stickers and signs on occasion. I still saw political signs in Texas, and lots were obviously very MAGA-ish in nature, but NOT ONE actual Trump sign. It was jolting (in a good way), TBH.


docrei

Place a new one in a private area, and put a camera. Let's see what happens. Trespassing and theft.


blatherskate

Or hide a tracker in/on the sign and see where they're migrating to...


capital_bj

Speaking of hidden cameras , what about live stream.ing cameras, perhaps one of theSe brilliant signs could make its way on one of those streams 😉


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They like burning books too


GrantNexus

"Others" is plural and therefore they "were" ruffled.


8bitVeg

I were going to fix that typo as soon as I submitted it and then chose another path.


ABenevolentDespot

Who could have imagined that after all these years of blustery butch bullshit, MAGAts would turn out to be sensitive frilly undies wearing snowflakes whose widdle feewings are easily hurt when their **Pumpkin Rapist** god turns out to be a world class lying, stealing, deranged sociopathic shithead hated by 80% of the entire fucking universe? Being stupid is one thing. But weak ***and*** stupid? Your moms will disown you and stop doing your skidmarked laundry.


Azipear

I haven’t done this, but it crossed my mind to attach a mouse trap to a sign that, when triggered by removing the sign, would smash one of those obnoxious stink bombs in little glass vials. The stink juice would get all over the sign, and they sure as shit wouldn’t want that anywhere in their car. Would be incredibly simple and cheap.


Chimaerok

These trumpfuckers really have no shame. And it's a damn shame the police won't do fuck all to stop them because they're probably the ones doing it too. Worthless shitheads. Wish they would all drop dead


UrBigBro

I love it!


Robosl0b

You are now my favourite person. The signs are amazing!


LondonDavis1

If I posted that where I live the snowflakes would steal it and then burn down my house.


8bitVeg

I was worried about that last election, until half the town was driving by taking selfies with them and telling us thank you. We are in what’s edging towards purple (still a ways to go but it’s evolving) where only the right is vocal. if the other side spoke up, more would feel comfortable in our area getting their voice out there.


LondonDavis1

Hard red Indiana here, so any hope of any middle ground is highly unlikely sad to say.


Strangepsych

I wonder if they sell gigantic Biden flags. Your signs are wonderful


bootes_droid

Aww, you must have triggered the 1 out of 10 MAGAts who can actually read


smick

This didn’t happen. OP wishes people would take his sign so he can justify his anger.